Monday, September 12, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part XVI

 

I just figure they might as well get to know the real me beforehand--to save us all the trouble this time around. I was really on one last night, but I already have a version worked up that my audience can read in a chronological fashion. This is really a poor medium for comedy--even though I continue to use it as such. :\

https://peaceismight.blogspot.com/
Updated Aug 30, 2022 10:06:16am
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Also, I told people about this multiple times--well before I started posting late at night when I was unable to sleep, so you only have yourselves to blame if I annoy the living shit out of you.
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I'm just saying, Employers--this is your last chance, because I am about to visit my bank to try and set up my direct deposit to complete my onboarding process. You were warned about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fndu7y9uXa8&ab_channel=ArcadeFireVEVO
Updated Aug 30, 2022 10:11:46am
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Also, I am an officially registered party member, and have been---since high school, even though I never vote, so not only do I shake hands, but I could care less what U.S. labor laws ASSERT--I care more about HOW MUCH BETTER THEY COULD BE.
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That's why they sent me back here from Seattle. There's so much more low-hanging fruit.

https://socialistworker.org/2012/07/20/what-is-a-vanguard-party
Updated Aug 30, 2022 10:58:25am
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At least that's what I'm going to pretend to be--for now.
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After all, I might have my 2nd house in Cancer, but Isaachar is financed by Zebulun (Capricorn)...and those who are associated with Howard Hughes. Whatever you are planning to pay me, Employers, I think we all know that I'm going to make it worth everyone's while.
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As if I haven't done so already--many times over.

https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/iron-man-howard-hughes/
Updated Aug 30, 2022 11:11:09am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Also, ladies, my dad knows that we're still going golfing, so don't get your panties in a bunch. It's just words.
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However, it is true that I am being overly aggressive today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Týr
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I told you we'd bring Mars to you, Elon. That wasn't entirely a lie, either....even if it was...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kvd-uquuhI&ab_channel=ThirtySecondsToMarsVEVO
Updated Aug 30, 2022 11:58:29am
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Speaking of Týr and my 2nd house in Cancer--my dad and I have been here before. That's how it happened, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLheiLGZ1k8&ab_channel=CollectiveCulture
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Timeline photos
For those that might have missed it, this is what I am talking about:
For those that might have missed it, this is what I am talking about:
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Also, we all know where it's been. Ok. I'll stop. That's enough. I really am going to the bank. I have no voided checks...ON HAND?

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/15/1111706564/biden-saudi-crown-prince-mbs-fist-bump-jeddah
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When you are your own favorite comedian--that's when you've arrived. Geez, we crack ourselves up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYwA5k00p2I&ab_channel=BillWithers-Topic
Updated Aug 30, 2022 12:56:19pm
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To be fair, my name is RYan; therefore, it makes sense that Republicans particularly fear my viruses.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/spanish-english/corona
Updated Aug 30, 2022 1:50:08pm
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I really need to stop playing with myself, though. I just want to get Alessia wet. This is taking entirely too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2son-vLime4&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 30, 2022 1:53:20pm
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We're both gonna be feeling soaked and exploited, though. I'll be Catholic for her. If that's what she wants.

https://www.houseofnames.com/dade-family-crest
Updated Aug 30, 2022 1:55:40pm
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What's Mercury in 0 degrees Gemini in the 12th house really LIKE, though? I'm still trying to figure this one out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5tVIcYsMJc&ab_channel=DuckSoup
Updated Aug 30, 2022 2:08:16pm
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Maybe next year we'll finally hook up? I'm just trying to relate to you, Alessia...in all kinds of ways...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33WuGp6fs3s&ab_channel=Svetlyo
Updated Aug 30, 2022 2:11:32pm
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Alessia--I hope you like back rubs. Forever. I'm crazy that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs&ab_channel=StyxVEVO
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She has me feeling this way--in a sense? I don't know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90gbgIXNhxU&ab_channel=MOVClips
Updated Aug 30, 2022 8:43:14pm
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If you thought REAL astrology was complicated before--just wait until you add MOTION into the equation. That's what she's doing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALdd9OFFGYE&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Aug 30, 2022 8:46:02pm
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We're about to make astrology a respectable "science" again?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Gemini
Updated Aug 30, 2022 9:14:51pm
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Keep in mind, however, my Gemini stellium is all in my 12th house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LguqqFIezIg&ab_channel=MOVClips
Updated Aug 30, 2022 9:16:46pm
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Actually, Alessia, while we're on the subject, we really don't need to go to Disney World. I just want YOU. Immediately. How about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-5YC_oHjE&ab_channel=U2VEVO
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In the meantime, I have a drug test tomorrow, and to be honest, I can't even remember the last time I took an edible. I think it was probably over 10 days ago? I never said I was perfect...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5qsKiwnBSI&ab_channel=KirbyJackson
Updated Aug 31, 2022 6:06:34pm
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They don't test for THC anyhow, from what I remember, but in the meantime, I am transforming myself from being a stoner--to being the object of the craft itself. She did ask for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUq5t5xQY80&ab_channel=luchiboy
Updated Aug 31, 2022 6:13:42pm
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Hey, East India Company: in the DIGITAL age, why do you have PHYSICAL copies of "top secret" nonsense in the hands of a reality star to begin with? Wouldn't it make sense to have this sort of information on something such as an electronic tablet that is completely disconnected from the Internet and secured with an encrypted password that becomes invalid the moment an individual no longer possesses the adequate security privileges? I mean, it's obvious you've been a rat ship since Snowden to begin with, which is why the much more intelligent members of NATO would be wise to keep as much out of your hands as possible...

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/31/us/politics/trump-photo-classified-documents.html
Updated Aug 31, 2022 7:39:15pm
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Sweden might not have been a member of NATO, but surely, they are infinitely more worthy of Iceland's trust. To be honest, we're just glad you idiots haven't started WWIII already--with the amount of completely unnecessary nuclear devices that you've constructed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldu4d0fhCso&ab_channel=Darkwater-Topic
Updated Aug 31, 2022 7:46:50pm
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I wouldn't be surprised if those documents are completely fake and that American politics is nothing more than actors who give clueless people an illusion of control, even though such politicians don't really do anything of significance, because to be honest, those documents appear similar to Monopoly money...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83FO1pMW9tM&ab_channel=Above%26Beyond
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:02:23pm
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The war on drugs. It kind of has made sense for the past 50 years, because I guarantee most American politicians are ON drugs themselves--one way or another.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars
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For those of the East India Company who are too lazy to read the actual article on the Opium Wars, there is an interesting tidbit to be found there: "Some Americans entered the trade by smuggling opium from Turkey into China, including Warren Delano Jr., the grandfather of twentieth-century President Franklin D. Roosevelt."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delano_family
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:17:09pm
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When you have Uranus in Sagittarius in your 6th house and your 2nd house in Cancer--it's important for you to understand what the hell is actually going on in your domestic affairs. Call me crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9F395IWJ4g&ab_channel=Above%26Beyond
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:19:58pm
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After all, Uranus does rule Aquarius...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_D._Roosevelt
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:22:15pm
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We must go back to Afghanistan--to fight those evil Muslims--who just so happen to be surrounded by massive opium fields.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW_HpHB0dnc&ab_channel=RetroTub
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:24:06pm
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Iceland was going to send me, but we thought we'd keep it interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3KTHMpPHHA&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:28:53pm
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That's because if they sent me to Afghanistan, I would simply convince everyone to lay down their arms and take advantage of the situation that we all just so happen to find ourselves in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwXOj55nIY&ab_channel=FearlessRecords
Updated Aug 31, 2022 8:35:36pm
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Do you know what's interesting, City of Henderson? According to Google, Iceland had a population of 366,425 in 2020. You had a population of 309,955 the same year. And yet, Nevada State College STILL doesn't have a varsity basketball team--for your EDUCATED young adults. Maybe that's because you're too busy calling the cops on them when they're having a psychotic break, since you thought it would make more sense to show up with multiple firearms in the hands of uneducated police officers who also waste ridiculous amounts of gasoline at historically high prices as they're driving around in sport utility vehicles? My 5th house does appreciate you, however, because of my stellium there. Food for thought. I think I actually work better when I'm not being paid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYSlF2qeaWw&ab_channel=CallumLawson
Updated Aug 31, 2022 9:56:51pm
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There actually is something to be said about that. I've learned from the best: just a little...not much...the teachers aren't the problem.
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I'm just giving you guys a hard time. It is pretty damn funny, however--when you think about it. It's a good thing I work for Disney, right? We don't hold grudges here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU&ab_channel=DisneyUK
Updated Aug 31, 2022 10:01:02pm
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At least UNLV sent ACTUAL detectives the first time around--many years ago--when I threatened to burn down the entire city. Are you Republicans sure that you aren't STILL currently experiencing a COLLECTIVE psychotic break ON A MASSIVE SCALE, however?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmEwZ2JJOUk&ab_channel=Nizzinny
Updated Aug 31, 2022 10:13:45pm
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<sarcasm>This doesn't sound like Trump--at all.</sarcasm>

"A psychotic break occurs when a person loses touch with reality due to a decline in their mental well-being."
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I'm just saying--isn't the purpose of this local "economy" TO CAUSE psychotic breaks? You really did a great job on that one.
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I thought this was an interesting article:

"What is the 12th house path, you ask? It is the Path of Least Resistance. People with many Neptune aspects, strong Pisces energy or many planets in the 12th house need to learn how to surrender and let go. This is because in their early life or in past lifetimes, they were required to do, do, do, and to have their shit together at all times. This is the energy of Pisces’ opposite sign, Virgo. But let’s be honest here – you can actually get all that you desire by doing nothing. Yes. It really is counterintuitive, but that is the nature of Pisces. Pisces energy attracts. Pisces energy manifests, as it is One with its creative Source. Pisces does nothing, while the Universe brings it all that it wants. By doing nothing, by letting go of everything – all power, all control, all Will, all ego – you get everything. The whole world is yours. Knowing this, when you feel the urge to do something to 'right' a situation, I encourage you to take this piece of advice: Do Nothing. Go with the flow. Doing more might just make you feel worse, frankly."
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I had to honestly cancel the golf outing with my dad, because I told him if I get a golf club in my hands--I might end up beating the shit out of anything that I remotely associate with the KKK, and that would be BYU alumni.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/06/09/mormon-church-medical-marijuana-491924
Updated Sep 01, 2022 2:25:12pm
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They're at it again.

"A polygamist, Young had at least 55 wives and 56 children. He instituted a ban prohibiting conferring the priesthood on men of black African descent, and defended the Utah saints in the Utah War waged by the United States."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigham_Young
Updated Sep 01, 2022 2:26:04pm
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They'll figure it out in Utah eventually: they aren't our brightest in the Masonic Community--let alone the higher echelons.
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I'm also not planning a trip to Sharon anytime soon, because it's obvious that they still want to split hairs over marijuana alone--and they want to continue to procrastinate as much as possible when it comes to ending the harassment of the vast majority of their Rocky Mountain neighbours and/or even the metropolitan Utahns (including quite a few educated Mormons) who do most of the important work WITHIN THEIR OWN "state". I've written an epic saga over the matter, and they still want to be belligerent in the most passive-aggresive manner possible. I'm done with y'all!!!
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, I can also guarantee that I will pass my drug test with FLYING COLOURS--after sitting there ready to piss for NEARLY AN HOUR. Way to extend the olive branch!!!
Sep 01, 2022 2:54:52pm
Have fun, Utah! You're all such amazing people. We all wish we could be you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3ykGr6Nj4&ab_channel=AngelsAirwavesVEVO
Updated Sep 01, 2022 2:57:04pm
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Sorry, everyone. I just REALLY had to get that out of my system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8fiyj1hNwk&ab_channel=NatureZilla
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
These people had me BEYOND pissed this morning--literally. That's all I'm saying.
Sep 01, 2022 3:03:29pm
Once again, Sisolak, thanks again for making your natal presence felt.

Capricorn

First Chakra: Your Root Chakra
Saturn is the farthest planet that we can see with the naked eye. This planet is the boundary of the visible solar system. Capricorn is stable in hierarchies that are clear and contain room for getting ahead. You are most empowered when your root chakra is moving toward a slow, steady advancement.

https://www.keen.com/articles/spiritual/what-is-your-power-chakra
Updated Sep 01, 2022 3:08:16pm
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I know you don't mean to be an asshole in a literal sense. I'm just saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGS_6_HglU&ab_channel=ZoeWees
Updated Sep 01, 2022 3:09:21pm
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Speaking of which, my natural mother might be a Capricorn, but at this point, she's...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKs7rEuT8o&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 01, 2022 3:15:53pm
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Some people might be confused why someone who is aspiring to be a monk is willing to roll the dice with the Matrix again...
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I just figure that second chances are always worth it, and if nothing else, all of this will help to serve a profound illustrious and metaphysical point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd5k6ycumRY&ab_channel=ToddJefferson
Updated Sep 01, 2022 5:04:00pm
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Other than that, she truly is a-maze-ing, and we're gonna let it bee...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyj8MURPA18&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 01, 2022 5:08:43pm
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With that being said, these are things to keep in mind when dealing with passive-aggresive and gaslighting sociopaths:

https://www.bustle.com/wellness/backhanded-compliments-from-your-friend-that-are-actually-insults
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ONE thing I can say is that all of the much more powerful states that have already legalized marijuana won't be changing their mind (the same could be said of Canada and Mexico)--if that's helpful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIBwnI3jhjU&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Sep 01, 2022 5:56:11pm
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I actually can't recall the last day I ate an edible, to be honest, but given my body mass and how much coffee I drink and the fact that I drank about two or three cups of Joe before heading over there...even if they did test for THC in a state that has legalized...I think I'd be fine. I don't think Alessia is a big fan of getting high, but we aren't ones to get in other people's way. That's all I'm saying.
Updated Sep 01, 2022 9:09:20pm
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I actually had to think about where to put the apostrophe in "other people's way". I had it right the first time. Now, if I had been discussing the value of other persons' existences--as in those original brilliant words of the East India Company and the three-fifths compromise...that might be a different discussion?

https://www.ncsl.org/research/health/state-medical-marijuana-laws.aspx
Updated Sep 01, 2022 9:34:57pm
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Considering Canada, Mexico, and almost every western state have legalized marijuana, Utah, you are the first group of people to simultaneously piss off both the Pope and the Queen of England. Congratulations on being THAT successful in impeding commerce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwgeJzmyEj8&ab_channel=PeterLloyd
Updated Sep 01, 2022 9:36:57pm
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So help me God, dad, that Aurora Cannabis stock recommendation you gave me many years ago is going to pay off one way or another--that's when we'll actually be going golfing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCxnuLlS18&ab_channel=Disney
Updated Sep 01, 2022 9:44:53pm
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Having Pluto in Libra and Saturn and Mars in Scorpio in my progressed 5th house does remind me of something similar--y'all best believe.
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Some people apparently need a hint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Incorporated
Updated Sep 01, 2022 10:07:25pm
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I told my dad that if it were up to me--I would consider arresting the "leaders" of the Mormon religion. Here's why:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1951
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If they're going to do it to us--we're going to return the favour. Except our words have teeth. Right, baby?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltf1EoAcsFE&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 01, 2022 10:15:46pm
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Thanks to me, everyone on the West Coast of the United States is hereby ordered to blast this at full volume while traveling through Utah with large quantities of marijuana onboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oIbztWsY8g&ab_channel=ElCanaldeSantash
Updated Sep 01, 2022 10:59:26pm
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We're just trying to give all of the alcoholics in the Beehive State a much more healthier and convenient alternative. Enough is enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_C9veaiTk&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 01, 2022 11:07:05pm
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Why doesn't BYU have a medical school again? Oh. That's right. They're more concerned with giving their students concussions playing football--in order to profit off of them.

"Can you overdose on marijuana? Yes, but unlike overdoses of other illicit drugs, a marijuana overdose won't likely be fatal."

https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/marijuana/symptoms-and-treatment-of-marijuana-overdose
Updated Sep 01, 2022 11:09:38pm
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They're like, "Ryan, it's not that we're ignoring you, but you make such a great Hamlet--we just didn't want you to stop." :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIW_6_AO5KI&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 01, 2022 11:13:12pm
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P.S. There could by a numerological connection here between my 8th house in Capricorn, since Capricorn is governed by Saturn, which is associated with oil?
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For those that are new here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_(moon)
Updated Sep 02, 2022 1:27:46pm
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Never say never, Alessia...you and I both know I'm practically the Energizer Bunny when it comes to you...
Updated Sep 02, 2022 1:29:51pm
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Then again, with Pluto in Libra and Mars in Scorpio in my 5th house stellium along with Saturn in Scorpio...I could also be something else...
Updated Sep 02, 2022 5:27:11pm
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She really does need to put an end to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessia
Updated Sep 02, 2022 1:42:56pm
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With that being said, I do have House XI 12°04' Aries in my progressed chart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piOTzME87Dg&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Sep 02, 2022 1:45:26pm
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Tbh, I wanted to go golfing with my dad, but this is what my life feels like at the moment...especially without Alessia. I have plenty of money as it is. What difference does it really make?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrhic_victory
Updated Sep 02, 2022 2:18:14pm
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I don't know if I really buy into all of this nonsense.
Updated Sep 02, 2022 4:13:14pm
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Also, for those who didn't catch this, Alessia and I are sort of 3/5s of a person, because she is a combination of my progressed 3rd house in Leo, my 5th house--and the rather confusing Holy Hand Grenade count? Damn. That's deep. Even for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbFVmP73mQ&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 02, 2022 4:12:21pm
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I just thought that last post was ironic, because as far as I'm concerned--she is myself. If you catch my drift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoEWmc60wJY&ab_channel=MichaelBublé
Updated Sep 02, 2022 4:22:00pm
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Hey, Utah! Do you need a doctor's note to buy alcohol? My dad might not be excommunicated from your "church", but I can assure you that he has been excommunicated from the ONE that matters for quite awhile. ENJOY YOUR EXTREMELY LIMITED INCOME!!!

https://biblehub.com/isaiah/28-7.htm
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:14:27am
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Mormons are like--let's rest on the FIRST day of the week. That makes a lot of sense. It makes about as much sense as turning down a golf invite from a Son and then asking God's anointed to go golfing on a Saturday after making the mistake of feeding him bacon and casting judgement on people who smoke marijuana--and then being audacious enough to offer him a "blessing" after bringing up the fucking Mafia during an OBVIOUS psychotic break. The stupidity is ENDLESS when it comes to BYU "psychologists"--just imagine how moronical the LAYPEOPLE are in Utah!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Ut3utYk1U&ab_channel=ChristineLortie
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:22:03am
Sep 03, 2022 5:22:03am
Let's trust BYU to lead the way in "medical" marijuana--they have no actual medical school to speak of. WE'RE REPUBLICANS!!!

"Despite these incidents, compared to the deaths caused by other drugs, such as alcohol and tobacco, many people consider marijuana to be relatively safe."
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:24:29am
Sep 03, 2022 5:24:00am
Here's a FREE lesson, BYU: we play in a PROFESSIONAL stadium at UNLV--even though MOST OF US COULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SOMETHING AS IDIOTIC AS FUCKING FOOTBALL.
Updated Sep 03, 2022 6:26:08am
Sep 03, 2022 5:26:52am
As you said, Henderson police department, there are therapists for YOU. They're called JEWISH people.

https://www.pbs.org/youngdrfreud/pages/family_parenthood.htm
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:30:45am
Sep 03, 2022 5:30:45am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And I will honestly say this publicly: I'm not Jewish, but based on my experiences with Jewish people and Mormons--I prefer Jewish people INFINITELY more. Hands down. There is no contest.
Sep 03, 2022 5:32:56am
Furthermore, if it were up to me, I'd disband the NFL and shift the focus to soccer, because it's less likely to cause head trauma.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Spinoza
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:34:46am
Sep 03, 2022 5:34:46am
You're going to pay these idiots $4 million? Honestly. I just gave you advice that is LIGHT YEARS ahead of anything at BYU FOR FREE.

https://news.byu.edu/intellect/byu-joins-three-medical-schools-on-4-million-nfl-study-for-hamstring-injuries
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:36:25am
Sep 03, 2022 5:36:25am
"Football is the most dangerous sport for children under 15: we found that high-impact sports like football and hockey have substantially higher percentages of concussions than others. Hockey has the highest rate of concussion-related injuries, followed by snowboarding and football."

https://quotewizard.com/news/dangerous-sports-for-high-school-and-college-students
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:40:17am
Sep 03, 2022 5:40:17am
In THAT regard, Mormons, even the City of Henderson has you beat--we have an actual medical school here!!! It's run by Jewish people. GO FIGURE!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touro_University_Nevada
Updated Sep 03, 2022 5:41:41am
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Sep 03, 2022 5:44:58am
So what is Plan A, Texas? NOT being raped?
Updated Sep 03, 2022 10:16:49pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:16:27pm
I have plenty of black widows in my family. We don't really worry about them. They can look after themselves just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsXEQo8HvZg&ab_channel=ihearttheweakerthans
Updated Sep 03, 2022 10:22:08pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:22:08pm
Of course, black widows are more along the lines of an hourglass--but we could definitely use a recluse in the family. That's what I'm trying to say. I really do need to start cleaning up around here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SeHoFCH-gI&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 03, 2022 10:28:58pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:28:58pm
She is a natal Cancerian who could eat me alive--and I would actually enjoy it. I knew who she was from day one.

https://sciencing.com/crabs-related-spiders-8398892.html
Updated Sep 03, 2022 10:35:57pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:35:57pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:39:39pm
Honestly, if she drinks even half as much coffee as I do--I really don't know how I could keep up with her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC7W5XIt__s&ab_channel=Liv%26Alessia
Updated Sep 03, 2022 10:59:51pm
Sep 03, 2022 10:59:51pm
Sep 03, 2022 11:01:06pm
My dad said that he wishes we could have gone golfing, because it was a tough week. That's my House IV 8°06' Virgo playing the victim. Actually, dad, we can go golfing TODAY--if you can make the leap. However, you will have to OPEN YOUR MIND!!!
Updated Sep 04, 2022 9:41:32am
Sep 04, 2022 9:28:54am
Sep 04, 2022 9:31:50am
Of course, technically speaking, if Vegas actually had decent public transportation and we were hitting from mats--we could have played yesterday? Maybe I've been in the wrong here, Republicans...

https://forward.com/news/374720/is-it-kosher-for-jared-and-ivanka-to-golf-on-shabbat/
Updated Sep 04, 2022 10:09:19am
Sep 04, 2022 10:09:19am
I'm still waiting to hear back from the BYU Jerusalem Center envoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-bKyVFrnb0&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 04, 2022 10:10:36am
Sep 04, 2022 10:10:36am
It is the actual Mormon's Fast Sunday today, so we might have to play speed golf...after I give my dad a blessing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXfF3uxwww&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 04, 2022 10:38:26am
Sep 04, 2022 10:38:26am
We're not golfing today. I have confirmed this. However, my astrology is still acceptable. We're still in luck, Alessia. I hope...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHZ9L431biA&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 04, 2022 12:35:42pm
Sep 04, 2022 12:35:42pm
I did graciously accept an offer to golf with my dad at some point in the middle of the week. Some of us have to be the bigger people around here. It is called SUNday for a reason, though--I don't think it was ever meant to be spent in quarantine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jMPXRDYpkQ&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 04, 2022 2:07:18pm
Sep 04, 2022 2:07:18pm
What doesn't make sense to me is that it's already Monday in Russia, and Mormons are Republicans, so technically speaking, I think it should be permissible to golf at this very moment, because Putin/the oil industry is ultimately their boss.
Updated Sep 04, 2022 3:12:24pm
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After we turn all of the Mormon churches and temples into homeless shelters, Disney is planning on branding our free marijuana with some of the following product names: Purple Haze will be labeled "Sleeping Beauty"; White Widow will obviously be labeled "Snow White"; and Orange Bud will labeled "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers". The rest is secretive--for now.
Updated Sep 05, 2022 6:26:38pm
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Germanic people put the "U" back in Labour Day, America. Never forget: socialism has only been warming up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzLrvVRRqA&ab_channel=EndHitsRecords
Updated Sep 05, 2022 10:28:18am
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Sep 05, 2022 10:34:32am
Sep 05, 2022 10:36:45am
We have to be careful of the City of Henderson police department approaching us with their weapons when we're shaking and posting musical albums. They might shut us down. That's what I heard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Familia_Caritatis
Updated Sep 05, 2022 1:38:32pm
Sep 05, 2022 1:38:32pm
I'd like to dedicate this next one to some of my former "managers" out there in Columbia, MO. Well played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElqLRtumTUo&ab_channel=EndHitsRecords
Updated Sep 05, 2022 1:41:16pm
Sep 05, 2022 1:41:16pm
Speaking of Columbus, he was a member of the Familia Caritatis:

"The publication of his atlas in 1570 is often considered as the official beginning of the Golden Age of Netherlandish cartography."
Updated Sep 05, 2022 6:31:33pm
Sep 05, 2022 2:49:23pm
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I think I keep on having shakes and kicks, because Alessia has me waking up and falling in love at the same time. Isn't that what happens when you suddenly realize you are asleep? Eat your heart out, Pennsylvania. Dr. Oz has nothing on the REAL Juliet...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Penn
Updated Sep 06, 2022 4:01:58pm
Sep 06, 2022 4:01:58pm
After all, she is a July baby...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_(name)
Updated Sep 06, 2022 4:03:17pm
Sep 06, 2022 4:03:17pm
And--considering my 5th house stellium with Saturn in Scorpio--it is fair to say that she is very much like Quaker State.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3kY3tn5zJI&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 06, 2022 4:05:26pm
Sep 06, 2022 4:05:26pm
I keep on telling my dad that I don't want money, because Alessia is all I really care about, but I guess there's no avoiding it when it comes to her. It's not that money is necessarily "evil", per se, but it's just not all that necessary--and it's usually a serious distraction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IA1tvLnBZ4&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Sep 06, 2022 4:08:48pm
Sep 06, 2022 4:08:48pm
It goes without saying that I'm not a huge fan of warfare, either, once you get to know me, but then again--there is my progressed Mars in Scorpio--along with Saturn in Scorpio in my 5th house: I guess this is us not really trying, Alessia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRcGjhTlQsA&ab_channel=BIGJETTV
Updated Sep 06, 2022 4:48:46pm
Sep 06, 2022 4:48:46pm
And for those who don't know this, if you look at my progressed 5th house stellium of Pluto in Libra, Mars in Scorpio, and Saturn in Scorpio, it does look similar to Amy Winehouse's natal chart--that might be a coincidence?
Updated Sep 06, 2022 5:06:46pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:02:25pm
It's Tuesday, or the Day of Mars--this is why I bring all of this up. Valerie: "Latin nomen Valerius. Meaning. Strong, brave (valiant), Fierce." She definitely fits the bill--that's all I'm trying to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gutCOKy5U_E&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Sep 06, 2022 5:06:07pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:06:07pm
These are things that progressed Gemini people think about in our spare time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England
Updated Sep 06, 2022 5:11:02pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:11:02pm
Also, there's a reason why they call it Pittsburg. I'm just saying. Interestingly enough, I've never been there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Pitt_the_Younger
Updated Sep 06, 2022 5:12:12pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:12:12pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:15:59pm
My 12th house Gemini stellium is definitely the place for crazy people. Do you guys see what I'm talking about now? It's crazy...and it makes perfect sense?!? I don't know what's happening to me.

https://www.space.com/16816-gemini-constellation.html
Updated Sep 06, 2022 5:24:06pm
Sep 06, 2022 5:24:06pm
Also, for those who didn't catch this with my previous posts, there was a tie-in with the Alessia "Valerie" cover, my steel pun, and the Pittsburg talk, and it is also connected with George R. R. Martin and Amy Winehouse, because the latter two are both natal Virgos. My 4th house in Virgo likes to explain ourselves to people. It's Wednesday.
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:17:43am
Sep 07, 2022 8:39:10am
Furthermore, since marijuana is of the Rosales order...it's important for people to know what's in their future...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/09/06/marijuana-young-adults/
Updated Sep 07, 2022 8:42:59am
Sep 07, 2022 8:42:59am
Sep 07, 2022 8:44:13am
Granted, BYU does have Ken Jennings: he is a natal Gemini--as was Brigham Young. I'm just saying...it would be interesting...
Updated Sep 07, 2022 8:46:39am
Sep 07, 2022 8:45:34am
Also, even though I'm obviously an enormous liability for Alessia, I am not planning on buying a ticket to her concert, because I'm going for broke--and I'd be worried about getting past security. If she doesn't know who I am by now, I don't see the point...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xf038zEVvM&ab_channel=ArmadaMusicTV
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:03:46am
Sep 07, 2022 9:03:46am
P.S. Speaking of natal Virgos and my progressed 4th house, Russell M. Nelson, the reason I mentioned the study that shows that 43% of young adults used marijuana last year is to point out just how many doctor's notes you're going to need to be giving out to people in the near future as they are crossing into Utah territory. It might be a bit of a problem. I understand that you are of a different generation...
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:51:34am
Sep 07, 2022 9:25:44am
Granted, it would be interesting pulling over nearly half the traffic passing through Utah within the next ten years...and asking them for their hall pass...

https://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/minute/Interstate_Commerce_Act_Is_Passed.htm
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:29:17am
Sep 07, 2022 9:29:17am
Also, we're not saying that Mormons have to smoke marijuana, Beehive State, but there is a reason why they say it's none of your beeswax. Speaking of ironies, to be exact, in my progressed chart, I have Moon 3°14' Libra in House IV, Fortune 17°10' Libra in House V, and Pluto 29°35' Я Libra in House V--so you actually have nothing to worry about, Alessia, because that's where I come into the picture, my Dearest...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrcZdxN7z-U&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:07:19am
Sep 07, 2022 10:07:19am
Also, Mormons, substituting marijuana for alcohol is worth more than the taxes behind your government monopoly, which is the REAL reason you have been so reluctant to legalize pot. Let's be honest.

https://www.sltrib.com/artsliving/food/2021/09/19/liquor-facts-every-utahn/
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:29:37am
Sep 07, 2022 10:29:37am
I know my people. We aren't nearly as goody two-shoes as we pretend to be. If anything, we're the opposite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBZdHuZCfic&ab_channel=ChainsmokersVEVO
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:31:20am
Sep 07, 2022 10:31:20am
As the Professor quoted from Acts 20:35--I have shewed you all things, how that so labouring ye ought to support the weak, and to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, it is more blessed to give than to receive. I merely try and copy her:
Updated Sep 07, 2022 12:46:20pm
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Also, not only is Iceland associated with Gemini (the current constitution was first instituted on 17 June 1944), but it is sort of a 12th house country (the 12th house is associated with prisons) in the sense that there is extremely high marijuana use there, even though it is technically illegal: Iceland somehow manages to smuggle weed in--despite all of the water surrounding them. It's quite impressive, actually. People like us enjoy making our lives complicated.

https://www.mic.com/articles/92547/the-country-that-smokes-the-most-marijuana-is-not-the-one-you-d-expect
Updated Sep 07, 2022 3:21:34pm
Sep 07, 2022 3:21:34pm
Of course, we are also talking about a country whereby this makes up roughly 10% of its "government":
Updated Sep 07, 2022 3:26:53pm
Sep 07, 2022 3:24:03pm
I imagine that the main reason for laws in Iceland is so that they get to enjoy breaking them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsU4XNorRGs&ab_channel=PunkRockIsNOTDead
Updated Sep 07, 2022 3:26:03pm
Sep 07, 2022 3:26:03pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I almost put an apostrophe on "its" when used as the possessive word. We do take grammar extremely seriously, at least. :\
Sep 07, 2022 3:28:03pm
When you have a 12th house Gemini stellium--you really don't have much of a choice in the matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCi0RHLrauU&ab_channel=KALEO
Updated Sep 07, 2022 3:31:29pm
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I almost forgot to mention this: AS USUAL, leave it up to the CAVALIERS and OHIO to outmaneuver Republicans/Utah. Consider this yet another one of those short-term financial blows that my dad keeps talking about. I have a great idea, Ryan Smith--when your idiotic Republican friends continue to kill your revenue stream (along with the rest of your "state's" economy)--why don't you sell the Jazz at a steep discount to LeBron James? I'd even take that cheapskate over a Mormon (who is likely to negotiate in bad faith). I heard we're seriously considering starting an NBA team in Vegas, which means we're going to be selling even more marijuana!!!
Updated Sep 07, 2022 11:15:23pm
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I tried telling some fools that I'm a descendant of Scottish Royalists. Why would I have a problem with the Cavaliers? Natal Capricorns are whatever. They're annoying cheapskates that need to be put in their place every so often, but I can deal with them. She knows what I'm talking about:
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:47:54pm
Sep 07, 2022 9:13:10pm
I brought up Charles II for a reason:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:14:34pm
Sep 07, 2022 9:14:34pm
Great job calling the cops on me, once again. I'm practically a natural member:

https://royalsociety.org/grants-schemes-awards/awards/king-charles-medal/
Updated Sep 07, 2022 9:15:42pm
Sep 07, 2022 9:15:42pm
Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I realize that's one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me in my entire life. I can't be mad at that nonsense. Plus, it makes a great story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjOfbWrvss&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:05:26pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:05:26pm
Thanks to the City of Henderson's "police" officers, we are giving it more thought. That's because I need to keep my hands out of my pockets. I remember they kept on saying that to me...

https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2022/02/15/should_icelandic_police_officers_carry_weapons/
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:13:35pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:13:35pm
This is more of that penis envy stuff that I keep on telling you about, America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-WmxVH_xRg&ab_channel=KALEO
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:14:16pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:14:16pm
And if you don't think your local and extremely corrupt politicians are above murdering intellectuals, Nevada, you'd better think again:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/07/us/journalist-stabbing-las-vegas.html
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:20:28pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:20:28pm
I think the "police" officers were afraid that I was going to yank on my doodle if I put my hands in my pockets.

https://www.logotv.com/news/uuhfs9/yankee-doodle-dandy-origins
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:31:39pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:31:39pm
My progressed 1st house in Cancer would also like to remind Glenn Beck that it's not that we have a problem with you being a GAY Yankee--it's more of the fact that you are keeping it "hidden".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU-2vudvTSA&ab_channel=BBCRadio1
Updated Sep 07, 2022 10:36:20pm
Sep 07, 2022 10:36:20pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Y'all had better pray to God that Alessia is going to help me negotiate all of this relatively soon in a calm and equitable manner--or else I'm going to start editing the audience on my posts while I'm simultaneously notifying all of the major news outlets with the details. Luckily for us, she is scheduled to be in town relatively soon. Get her manager in touch with my actual manager--if you can find one. That's all I have to say.
Sep 07, 2022 10:59:48pm
By the way, dad, I am going to be the bigger person and will golf with you on Shabbat--after you changed the date again (you make deals a lot like Elon Musk, which isn't a coincidence)--and I will be wearing my UNLV SOCIALIST RED to show Mitt Romney that we aren't afraid of you (or any of his friends in the Mafia), because they are most likely who helped him land his crooked Olympic deal, even though he has Mexican polygamist family members that he should have been sticking his neck out for much more aggressively than he has been, because WASHINGTON D.C. IS BRITAIN'S VAGINA--AND IT SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING PISCES AROUND HERE, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE A 12TH HOUSE STELLIUM. YOU KNOW?!?

https://www.socialistparty.org.uk/
Updated Sep 08, 2022 6:03:48am
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Also, on the behalf of the DETROIT LIONS and the UAW--we would like to wish all of your Nazi friends at Tesla the best of luck against the REAL Christians of Baylor this weekend--you little cougar.

http://www.christiandoctrine.com/christian-doctrine/heresy-and-error/520-familism-the-love-syndrome
Updated Sep 08, 2022 6:25:07am
Sep 08, 2022 6:25:07am
It's always a joy for Trotskyists to eat Mexican food after some DINO mother fuckers from Nevada just stabbed a journalist.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/the-romneys-mexican-history-62357039/
Updated Sep 08, 2022 6:50:32am
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I figured that I should leave something for Alessia--just in case there's not going to be enough time for hugs and kisses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEbjf1gkgII&ab_channel=MötleyCrüe-Topic
Updated Sep 08, 2022 6:56:22am
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After all, I was born in 1984--literally--and Alessia is the real life version:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four)
Updated Sep 08, 2022 7:12:14am
Sep 08, 2022 7:12:14am
Also, not only is Alessia 26, which is the same age as when Julia first appears in 1984, but my Amazon camera is still rolling, because Snowden is obviously the real life version of this guy--and I like to make sure that Big Brother doesn't pay me too much attention:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_(Animal_Farm)
Updated Sep 08, 2022 7:18:07am
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Not only has Elon Musk embarrassed himself over the Twitter deal (he is the richest person in the world today, and he has major political backing--even though he can't CREATE a social network from scratch himself--like Zuckerberg was able to do as a COLLEGE student WITH TECHNOLOGY FROM 2004), but wasn't the entire point of buying Twitter to bring back Trump and his companions? You'd make a great MORMON, Elon Musk--you love DESTROYING yourself for Republicans that hate your fucking guts. You know?!?
Updated Sep 09, 2022 8:55:23am
Sep 09, 2022 8:55:07am
Here's what computers looked like when Facebook was created, Texas. Cheers from the Family of Love at Disney!!!
Updated Sep 09, 2022 9:17:02am
Sep 09, 2022 9:13:25am
By the way, Nancy Pelosi, I'm sorry to offend you--here's someone who is more your style:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albertus_Magnus
Updated Sep 09, 2022 9:15:02am
Sep 09, 2022 9:15:02am
A lot of people have asked me over the years why I'm not a college professor, or a scientist in an official capacity, and the answer is simple: I grew up in Nevada, and most people around here are drug abusers who are living in the fucking dark ages. Why aren't any of my comments shared? Why are my comments RARELY liked? I'm just happy to be alive. If you think that's harsh--keep in mind that a local journalist was just killed by a politician. Things were arguably worse 20 years ago when I first started college. Not only do I usually have to end up doing an abnormal amount of work anytime I'm involved in a "TEAM" from Nevada (this was true, even when I was in college), but I have had MINORITIES attack me when I was trying to unionize them as a valet attendant--despite the fact that they tried to turn me into the mule while they sat around on their asses. Even the MINORITIES in this state are practically FASCISTS. Real talk. I'm not saying that I'm on the level of this guy, but I doubt he'd stick around here:
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:24:29am
Sep 09, 2022 9:38:27am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, California, PEOPLE FROM YOUR STATE AREN'T ANY DIFFERENT THAN NEVADA, AND YOU MIGHT EVEN BE WORSE--THERE'S SIMPLY A LOT MORE OF YOU, YOU HAVE A LOT MORE MONEY, AND YOU LIVE CLOSE TO THE OCEAN. THAT'S ABOUT IT.
Sep 09, 2022 9:41:46am
Here's what I think of the modern Democratic Party of America. YOU'RE NOT MUCH BETTER THAN THIS:

"The high level of movement between France and French North Africa meant that political ideas travelled between the regions; indeed, as early as the 1890s the proto-fascist Antisemitic League of France was active in Algiers."
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:42:45am
Sep 09, 2022 9:45:25am
UNLIKE NANCY PELOSI, I AM NOT GETTING PAID TO POST ON FACEBOOK, AND I'M ACTUALLY TAKING A PERSONAL FINANCIAL LOSS AT THE MOMENT--I ALSO CONSTANTLY FEEL THE NEED TO BACKUP MY MATERIAL, BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF PEOPLE FROM FACEBOOK AND SAN FRANCISCO:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought_Police
Updated Sep 09, 2022 9:51:06am
Sep 09, 2022 9:51:06am
Also, there's a reason why I'm ignored so much, and that this is all the press of America can talk about, because WE STILL RULE OVER YOU--AND THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM!!!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/queen-elizabeth-live-updates-king-charles-address-britain-mourns-rcna46973
Updated Sep 09, 2022 9:59:19am
Sep 09, 2022 9:59:19am
Also, Charles III and this man were only born a day apart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Pitt,_1st_Earl_of_Chatham
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:02:45am
Sep 09, 2022 10:02:45am
Furthermore, my progressed Ascendant in 1 degree of Cancer likes to point out how miserable you Yankees actually are when it comes to addressing mental health:

"In April 2016, the Cambridges and Prince Harry initiated the ental health awareness campaign 'Heads Together' to encourage people to open up about their mental health issues."
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:09:13am
Sep 09, 2022 10:05:13am
You can tell I'm British, because I don't call myself a "Democratic" socialist--I just call myself a socialist--and if any Republicans (or Nancy Pelosi) want to talk shit about it to me--THEY CAN GO AND EAT A DICK!!! That's the difference between us.
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:12:39am
Sep 09, 2022 10:08:25am
Here's what I think about all of your "liberal" politicians, America:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIuUlRPCMPE&ab_channel=PirateRadio
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:10:15am
Sep 09, 2022 10:10:15am
Of course, people in Iceland know better about me; however, they won't say anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32kXCBCoo0Q&ab_channel=REDLionMovieShorts
Updated Sep 09, 2022 11:37:55am
Sep 09, 2022 11:37:55am
One should still be aware of my 4th house...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_International
Updated Sep 09, 2022 11:52:41am
Sep 09, 2022 11:52:41am
That's not to mention my 5th house stellium in Scorpio:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Trotsky
Updated Sep 09, 2022 11:53:42am
Sep 09, 2022 11:53:42am
Sep 09, 2022 11:54:22am
This is that Moon in Libra in the progressed 4th house on my mom's side of the family:
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:14:25pm
Sep 09, 2022 11:57:35am
True story: McQuiveys are ultimately tied in with the Scottish Socialist Party.
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:05:50pm
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It does explain a lot, however. You guys haven't met my half-sister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4&ab_channel=GunsNRosesVEVO
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:07:15pm
Sep 09, 2022 12:07:15pm
Seriously, though, Nancy Pelosi--considering the Republicans are still taxing marijuana as an illegal business--even for medical purposes...wouldn't it make sense for you to rally all of your jackass friends in the Democratic Party in order to substantially increase taxes on whiskey and tobacco from the CSA? Hell--I'd even make TOBACCO and WHISKEY subject to a DOCTOR'S NOTE. Would that make too much sense for you?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMeI9DBz4sw&ab_channel=HCFull
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:51:13pm
Sep 09, 2022 12:51:13pm
Tobacco and alcohol aren't exactly "goods" to begin with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_for_tat
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:52:21pm
Sep 09, 2022 12:52:21pm
We already know Nanci Pelosi's response to my idea of BASIC COMMON SENSE--don't we, Alessia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfI36wjg8nY&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 09, 2022 12:54:41pm
Sep 09, 2022 12:54:41pm
As a matter of fact, seeing how Democrats work in Nevada--you could also try and assault me again with your "police" officers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b15-P12gIf0&ab_channel=JamesBond007
Updated Sep 09, 2022 1:02:34pm
Sep 09, 2022 1:02:34pm
Lol. Does BYU even know about me? Has anyone at least warned them that there is a torpedo in the water headed straight for them? This is what the media is talking about?!? Great reporting, AT&T!!! I wonder why I haven't been buying more of your stock!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/09/us/duke-volleyball-player-racist-comment-byu-investigation/index.html
Updated Sep 09, 2022 7:26:42pm
Sep 09, 2022 7:26:42pm
A reporter from a MAJOR newspaper gets KNIFED by an elected official in what should be a relatively advanced area of the country (Las Vegas) and CNN is like...let's focus on this racist fan from a volleyball game--and create FIFTY news stories about the DEAD British monarch (including what's going to happen to her pets). In the meantime, let's COMPLETELY IGNORE the guy from Orem, Utah who is threatening to nationalize EVERY MORMON PROPERTY. THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE EAST INDIA COMPANY!!!
Updated Sep 09, 2022 8:31:34pm
Sep 09, 2022 7:31:53pm
I have no problem turning the Mormon properties into homeless shelters--if it means that we're taking the casinos down with us. THAT IS WHAT THESE CAPITALISTIC BASTARDS ARE CONCERNED ABOUT. THAT IS WHY I AM BEING IGNORED. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT--THE CORONAVIRUS CONSPIRACY BY THE DRUG MANUFACTURING COMMUNITY IS ALSO WELL DOCUMENTED ON MY FACEBOOK WALL--AND IT HAS BEEN EVER SINCE YOU FASCISTIC DEMOCRATS PUT EVERYONE UNDER HOUSE ARREST AND STOLE OUR LIBERTIES. FUCK YOU, CNN!!!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-have-nothing-to-lose-but-our-chains
Updated Sep 09, 2022 7:38:29pm
Sep 09, 2022 7:38:29pm
Also, AT&T, you shouldn't be worried about losing your intellectual property, because the last decent superhero movie you created starred an Israeli chick by the name of Gal Gadot, and I don't think she cares about you white slavers all that much. In fact, you should be happy that we're about to tank Disney's stock almost as much as WBD dropped after the spinoff. I WOULD KNOW--I OWN IT!!!
Updated Sep 09, 2022 7:49:05pm
Sep 09, 2022 7:48:43pm
You do realize that WBD's market capitalization is similar to that of LVS (Las Vegas Sands)?!? DO YOU REALLY THINK MOBSTERS ARE NEARLY AS INTELLIGENT AS ALL OF THE MOVIE CREATORS FROM WBD OVER THE PAST CENTURY?!? Personally, I hope WBD goes bankrupt. It might wake some people up. I love not getting paid. IT GIVES ME THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLOT THE REVOLUTION!!!
Updated Sep 09, 2022 8:48:41pm
Sep 09, 2022 8:05:11pm
Also, fellow Shelter Insurance COWORKERS--do you think I was worth more as a CSR--or do you think I'm worth more as an EDUCATOR who is posting all of this material FOR FREE on Facebook? These are things that people might want to start thinking about:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_value
Updated Sep 09, 2022 8:06:45pm
Sep 09, 2022 8:06:45pm
Sep 09, 2022 8:15:51pm
I went back and made some edits for clarification. I might not be Jesus, Facebook friends, and it might not be Good Friday, but holy shit--I gave it my all today. By the way, BYU--tomorrow--you're not only facing the Detroit LIONS and the Baylor BEARS, but don't forget about those Orem TIGERS who are ultimately going to be playing for us SOCIALISTS at UNLV, because we all know whom the REAL Wizard is around these parts...syonara...
Updated Sep 09, 2022 9:09:18pm
Sep 09, 2022 9:06:13pm
Sep 09, 2022 9:08:39pm
Also, Republicans--I almost forgot to mention--in one of YOUR dirtbag "states", there are multiple "TEACHERS" and a "CORRECTIONS" OFFICER involved in human trafficking, which isn't surprising, because public officials in Texas are literally trafficking humans to Chicago, which Biden should be ARRESTING them for. Once again, BE GLAD THAT HE'S AN IRISH CATHOLIC--YOU AREN'T GOING TO HAVE IT NEARLY AS EASY WHEN DEALING WITH ME!!!
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:21:43pm
Sep 09, 2022 9:49:54pm
What is more, Lindsey Graham, you might want to let Elon Musk know that if YOU Republican idiots are going to riot if we indict Trump--ALL OF THE BLUE STATES ARE GOING TO VANDALIZE ANY TESLA WE SEE!!! THESE CARS ARE GOING TO BE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE:
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:10:12pm
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Jewish people place a lot of emphasis on people's mothers. That's all that really needs to be said about Texas.

"He briefly attended the University of Pretoria before moving to Canada at age 17, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:31:59pm
Sep 09, 2022 10:31:59pm
I thought we were done, my CANADIAN love of my life. Let's just leave these people to their imaginations from here, though...
Updated Sep 09, 2022 10:35:36pm
Sep 09, 2022 10:35:21pm
I'm actually HOPING for hurricanes to COMPLETELY DECIMATE THE SOUTHERN UNITED "STATES". YOU'VE HAD PLENTY OF WARNINGS, CSA!!! DROWN IN THAT SHIT!!! THERE SHOULD BE NO FEMA MONEY ALLOCATED TO YOU ASSHOLES, BECAUSE YOU'RE ARROGANT ENOUGH TO STAY IN THE PATH OF GOD'S FUCKING WRATH!!! YOU CAN BE A BUNCH OF DO-IT-YOURSELFERS FROM NOW ON!!!

https://www.wric.com/news/virginia-news/hurricane-season-had-a-slow-start-but-richmond-leaders-warn-to-keep-your-guard-up/
Updated Sep 10, 2022 5:55:51am
Sep 10, 2022 5:55:51am
AND RIP THIS FUCKER'S MONUMENT DOWN, BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN KENTUCKY AND HE ONLY FREED THE SLAVES WHEN HE WAS FINALLY FORCED TO. HE DESERVES NOTHING!!!
Updated Sep 10, 2022 6:12:58am
Sep 10, 2022 5:58:31am
FURTHERMORE, BOYCOTT KFC--FROM NOW ON. TACO BELL IS STILL ACCEPTABLE...FOR NOW.

"Kentucky did not abolish slavery during the Civil War, as did the border states of Maryland and Missouri."
Updated Sep 10, 2022 6:14:19am
Sep 10, 2022 6:00:45am
That's what happens when Mormons ask me to golf on a Saturday-- after they were REPEATEDLY warned. Be careful what you wish for.
Updated Sep 10, 2022 6:07:32am
Sep 10, 2022 6:02:17am
At least THE ORIGINAL Republicans respected Jewish customs--that's hardly you clueless CSA dipshits.

"He advocated that an assembly of about seventy godly men should be chosen by Independent gathered churches, based on the precedent of the Jewish Sanhedrin, and that this body should rule the country until the day, not long hence."

https://www.taylorfrancis.com/chapters/mono/10.4324/9781315837727-11/cromwell-godly-reformation-1653–54-barry-coward
Updated Sep 10, 2022 6:17:30am
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Hey, Rand Paul! WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE IN ACTUAL AUSTRIA--OUR "LIBERAL" PARTY IS ESTABLISHING A STRONGER CURRENCY!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/dollar-surged-13-against-euro-093437200.html
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:36:45am
Sep 10, 2022 11:36:45am
CHEERS FROM SOCIALIST UNLV: THE FORMER HOME OF MURRAY ROTHBARD!!!
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:04:30pm
Sep 10, 2022 11:38:10am
A little FYI, Kentucky--if you thought Murray Rothbard was a good professor--you were never taught by this man:

https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/education/economics-professor-closes-out-50-year-career-at-unlv/
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:39:30am
Sep 10, 2022 11:39:30am
He lived up to his reputation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malamud
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:40:53am
Sep 10, 2022 11:40:53am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
(For the record, I'm not certain if I would call Dr. Malamud a socialist, since he always seemed to present balanced viewpoints, but I can confirm that he definitely wasn't a Looney Toon.)
Sep 10, 2022 11:43:57am
Cry me a river. Did she have the cops called on her after they fired her? You don't think I'm qualified to be an intellectual?!?

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/uju-anya-s-tweet-shouldn-t-have-been-condemned-carnegie-n1298818
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:45:53am
Sep 10, 2022 11:45:53am
"In 2020, the suicide rate among males was 4 times higher (22.0 per 100,000) than among females (5.5 per 100,000)."

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/statistics/suicide
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:47:06am
Sep 10, 2022 11:47:06am
Don't worry, everyone: I won't be pulling a Romeo--even though I honestly don't believe Alessia and I will be making babies. Tbh. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc9DViOph1c&ab_channel=HCFull
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:51:02am
Sep 10, 2022 11:51:02am
We all know how much better the quality of life is in Alabama than in Boston, Massachusetts. Am I right?

https://mises.org/library/death-wish-anarcho-communists
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:06:44pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:06:44pm
You enlightened "managers" in Columbia, MO know exactly what I'm talking about--I'm sure. This guy knows me, and even though I sort of pretended to defend anarcho-capitalism while drunk to him--he is infinitely more intelligent than Murray Rothbard, and he was MORE THAN respectful to me. Once again--great cal!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noam_Chomsky
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:11:15pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:11:15pm
Also, this guy knows me as well:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Ariely
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:25:53pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:25:53pm
Of course, considering North Carolina is still working on this, I would respectfully say that Chomsky is probably the stronger intellectual of the two, and I don't think Dan would disagree with me.

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/politics/most-north-carolina-voters-support-legalization-of-marijuana-north-carolina/275-2b07e9da-782a-4a6d-bcef-1bfb3fac0c62
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:29:30pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:29:30pm
I understand the "Supreme" Court is currently made up of illustrious intellectuals from Notre Dame and all.

"Founded by Methodists and QUAKERS in the present-day town of Trinity in 1838, the school moved to Durham in 1892."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_University
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:32:12pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:32:12pm
We can play COLLEGE basketball, too, Kentucky. What else do you have? It's called--been there, done that--got the t-shirt. Get over yourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPnA99aTMyk&ab_channel=MarchMadness
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:33:36pm
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We won't even go into the fact that we SERIOUSLY outnumber you--in addition to the fact that we pay the VAST MAJORITY of the taxes--let alone considering all of our intangible goodwill, which is basically what my Facebook wall is. HOW MUCH DO YOU "JUDGES" GET PAID TO BE THIS FUCKING STUPID--IN REAL TERMS?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_86YSXxbU&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:38:52pm
Sep 10, 2022 12:38:52pm
They've only been trying to snuff us out for over 700 years--at minimum (I could go further back). We're sure that they will succeed this time around. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brethren_of_the_Free_Spirit
Updated Sep 10, 2022 12:42:28pm
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I thought this was an interesting article, considering I have Mars and Saturn in Scorpio in my progressed 5th house (and Pluto in Libra with my 11th house in Aries).

https://www.healingstar11.com/en/warriors-of-light-saturn-conjunct-mars-in-scorpio/
Updated Sep 10, 2022 7:35:06pm
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Sep 10, 2022 7:36:28pm
Tulsi Gabbard wanted to have a conversation with us?

https://www.krishna.com/why-krishna-blue-0
Updated Sep 10, 2022 8:05:11pm
Sep 10, 2022 8:05:11pm
We're not always blue, but we aren't exactly far away, either...

https://www.byuh.edu/
Updated Sep 10, 2022 8:06:39pm
Sep 10, 2022 8:06:39pm
In all honesty, I really appreciated my dad taking me out golfing today. I had a lot of aggression that needed to be channeled. It's also Grandpa Webb's birthday, for those who don't know this. He is 91. If you want to meet someone who will make you uncomfortable with his teasing...suffice it to say that there's a reason why I have my progressed 4th house in Virgo. Keep this in mind. As usual, he was hard at work taking care of his yard when I called him. That's where you'll always find him. We didn't say much. It's better that way. We understand each other.
Updated Sep 10, 2022 8:48:58pm
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Wow. BYU actually beat the Baylor Bears. Colour me impressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnX-6sJZBw&ab_channel=daughtryVEVO
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:40:34pm
Sep 10, 2022 11:40:34pm
It does help your college football programs when there isn't much else to keep you occupied. What can you really say about Utah?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW-OUbJFnYY&ab_channel=ArmadaMusicTV
Updated Sep 10, 2022 11:48:36pm
Sep 10, 2022 11:48:36pm
Orem is even worse than Provo in the absence of a hustle and bustle, but in some ways--that is a good thing. Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing at all. That's sorta the story of my life at the moment.
Updated Sep 11, 2022 12:01:39am
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It is starting to grow like a weed up there, though. Speaking of which--soon enough, they might see the same benefits from it that the rest of us have?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXUO1X5zQyY&ab_channel=AudioNetwork
Updated Sep 11, 2022 12:03:35am
Sep 11, 2022 12:03:35am
I was just thinking tonight, though--I understand BYU had to go with Krishna Blue, but shouldn't ONE of the teams up there have sported the Black and Yellow--considering y'all are the BEEHIVE State? It might be something to consider next time around...
Updated Sep 11, 2022 12:18:25am
Sep 11, 2022 12:15:15am
Actually, Warner Bros (WBD: market capital of 31.63B) has been around for OVER 100 years, even though Las Vegas Sands ALONE has nearly as much in market capital (29.17B). Keep in mind: we're only talking about LVS--we're not talking about Wynn and MGM.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Your_Eyes_(1919_film)
Updated Sep 11, 2022 11:14:53am
Sep 11, 2022 11:14:53am
Vanilla Sky is actually the THIRD rendition--distributed by Paramount?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2T2xsIYH0I&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Sep 11, 2022 11:18:14am
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This is really just a continuation of a conversation from last week. History repeats itself. Over. And over. And over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk1Q9y6VVy0&ab_channel=SnowPatrolVEVO
Updated Sep 11, 2022 11:26:27am
Sep 11, 2022 11:26:27am
It's destiny.

"Time period: The third decanate of Cancer, July 11th to 22nd, under the rulership of Jupiter and Neptune."

https://supertarot.co.uk/rider-waite-4-of-cups/
Updated Sep 11, 2022 11:28:37am
Sep 11, 2022 11:28:37am
Keep in mind that Alessia is a July 11th (4 of Cups) baby. Is she ever going to talk back to me? The jury is still out on that one...
Updated Sep 11, 2022 11:32:44am
Sep 11, 2022 11:32:31am
The real TRUTH isn't Donal Trump. Here's the truth: the idea that we can colonize Mars before we save our own planet from global warming is similar to saying a Little League team should be involved in MLB before they've won a championship as children. Mars is much further from the Sun than Earth, it has substantially less usable water--and even if we solve those problems--the GRAVITY on Mars could cause substantial health issues over the long term: do we even know how fetuses are going to develop in the womb under those conditions? Elon Musk was born in a country that has connections to the Netherlands, and if you look at how people actually ARE in the Netherlands--they aren't obsessed with cars. Most of them ride bikes around. You Yankees are morons.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-considering-lithium-refinery-texas-2022-09-09/
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:22:22pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:22:22pm
If we're going to terraform a planet, it makes much more sense to think about Venus in the long run, because it's much closer to the Sun, and because the GRAVITY is similar to Earth.

"I’d put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don’t have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/03/magazine/03wwln-essay-t.html
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:27:24pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:27:24pm
Mars makes sense to Republicans, because they are predominately angry and uneducated males who suffer from alcohol addiction--like Glenn Beck.

https://www.space.com/28357-how-to-live-on-venus.html?fbclid=IwAR3p6CWJ32eUqN2PyGh_v0LaHtR6CQvrasnPrn88iOeCsGYvup8v8jBVGig
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:29:14pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:29:14pm
These are things that us mass murdering Scottish Royalists think about, Missouri.

"The first person to predict a transit of Venus was Johannes Kepler, who calculated that one would take place on 6 December 1631."

https://ras.ac.uk/education-and-careers/for-everyone/125
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:34:24pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:34:24pm
I'm sure you wouldn't have missed a MORMON like me in your TRASH CAN of a "state"--luckily for you, I don't fear DEATH, and I know how to talk to IGNORANT FUCKING YANKEES.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/black-man-fatally-shot-by-akron-police-officers-was-unarmed-authorities-say
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:38:44pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:38:44pm
FUCK MISSOURI!!! FUCK CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Drake
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:39:59pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:39:59pm
FURTHERMORE, FUCK THE POPE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!

http://www.sites.hps.cam.ac.uk/starry/keplerastrol.html
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:41:37pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:41:37pm
NEVER FORGET, ST. LOUIS AND "FRIENDS"! WE HAVEN'T! THANKS FOR THE REMINDER!!!

https://www.history.com/topics/middle-ages/the-knights-templar
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:44:13pm
Sep 11, 2022 1:44:13pm
We understand where you were coming from, Missouri, because we know how penis envy works--especially when dealing with WOMEN from the PHILIPPINES. YOU'RE A WHORE, NANCY PELOSI!!!

https://renner.org/article/peter-swings-for-the-head-but-gets-an-ear/
Updated Sep 11, 2022 1:49:35pm
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Sep 11, 2022 2:14:25pm
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MSNBC!!! IF YOU WANT TO DEFEND HATE SPEECH AGAINST THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND--WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!!! IRONICALLY ENOUGH--I'M SCOTTISH!!! SHE WAS OUR QUEEN, TOO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8&ab_channel=FoxHomeEntertainmentUK
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:18:06pm
Sep 11, 2022 2:18:06pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
THE ONLY REASON THE IRISH HAD TO USE FISHING BOATS TO FEND OFF THE RUSSIANS IS BECAUSE WE DON'T ALLOW THOSE FASCIST CATHOLICS TO HAVE ANYTHING BETTER THAN THAT!!!
Sep 11, 2022 2:19:20pm
Sep 11, 2022 2:20:41pm
WE'RE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT AMERICA!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:21:39pm
Sep 11, 2022 2:21:39pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
AND MARK ZUCKERBERG--YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING CHINK. QUEER.
Sep 11, 2022 2:24:27pm
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Do you see now why I didn't need these people?

https://law.unlv.edu/
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:29:49pm
Sep 11, 2022 2:29:49pm
MSNBC and the Catholic Church go well together, and I wouldn't be surprised if Zuckerberg has pounded some little ones himself, because Bill Gates and him have connections. FUCK YOU, FACEBOOK.

https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-jeffrey-epstein-ties-melinda-divorce-2021-5
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:33:56pm
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Sep 11, 2022 2:35:48pm
See what I mean? High school.

https://www.cimarronmemorialhs.org/
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:36:27pm
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Sep 11, 2022 2:46:23pm
I'm sorry for the language, my love. I had to prove a point. And you did sort of ask for it. You know I don't really mean it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De30ET0dQpQ&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Sep 11, 2022 2:48:48pm
Sep 11, 2022 2:48:48pm
I really do love Alessia, though. She's a good role model.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/queen-elizabeth-scotland-1.6578333
Updated Sep 11, 2022 3:15:05pm
Sep 11, 2022 3:15:05pm
Sep 11, 2022 3:18:29pm
This guy is my type of negotiator:

"Read my lips: Without gas or without you? Without you. Without light or without you? Without you. Without water or without you? Without you. Without food or without you? Without you,” Zelensky wrote.

"Cold, hunger, darkness and thirst are not as scary and deadly for us as your ‘friendship and brotherhood'", he added.

https://kvia.com/news/2022/09/12/without-gas-or-without-you-without-you-zelenskys-words-for-russia-as-ukraine-sweeps-through-northeast/
Updated Sep 12, 2022 8:23:28am
Sep 12, 2022 8:23:28am
Not only is most "money" a fiat substance with no real use value other than as a means of payment and a unit of account (even a 2% inflation rate is a poor "store of value"), but gold is only useful when it's being employed in an actual industrial process, which it usually isn't when you're an Austrian economist--it's most likely just sitting around in a vault somewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_fetishism
Updated Sep 12, 2022 8:29:35am
Sep 12, 2022 8:29:35am
I've been posting Jazz music religiously FOR YEARS on Facebook, and fools honestly thought I was going to gun some people down? Lol. Y'all need to read some John 15:13, because I am more than happy to take one for the team on that one. The people who called the cops of me do VERY LITTLE actual work--at the expense of LABOURERS. Truthfully, you guys did me a favour.
Updated Sep 12, 2022 8:41:44am
Sep 12, 2022 8:35:10am
Sep 12, 2022 8:35:47am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Also, one of these "managers" that called the cops on me was a BLM supporter? That makes sense, because it's black FASCISM. How about this, Missouri? BRITISH LIVES MATTER!!! You Yankees need to get your fucking shit together already. YOU'RE PATHETIC!!!
Sep 12, 2022 8:47:30am
I have more respect for Elon Musk than "black" lives matter.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/black-fascism
Updated Sep 12, 2022 8:50:23am
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Sep 12, 2022 8:56:14am
Grandma McQuivey's maiden name is DAVIS, and my dad's side is Dutch. I'm not sure what you figured calling the cops on me would accomplish, but we're all going to be reaping the comedic benefits of this one for a very long time in the Netherlands, and we are people who usually don't have much of a sense of humour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Su0aEpIPk&ab_channel=Jazz%26BossaCollection
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:02:13am
Sep 12, 2022 9:02:13am
ACTIONS and REAL guns speak louder than WORDS, Missouri...and you brought REAL guns to MY HOUSE! "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety"!!! FUCK YOUR "INSURANCE".
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:20:26am
Sep 12, 2022 9:10:03am
I told the "police" officers that if I wanted to shoot up your little office--you would already be dead. THAT IS A TRUE STORY.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Browning
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:12:09am
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I'm sick of looking at your fucking "equipment" in my living room, Shelter Insurance. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH IT?!? THOSE BOXES THAT YOU SENT ME ARE INSUFFICIENT.

https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/throw-the-stone-and-hide-the-hand.297030/
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:17:11am
Sep 12, 2022 9:17:11am
And I'm still not getting paid unemployment, because this guy is a CARPET-BAGGING YANKEE from the NAZI state of WISCONSIN. ENJOY MY UNEMPLOYMENT MONEY. I DON'T WANT IT!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE--YOU THINK I'M GOING TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR THOSE MEASLY SCRAPS?!? GO FUCK YOURSELF, "GOVERNOR".
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:42:08am
Sep 12, 2022 9:23:20am
It makes sense that you would be so late to respond, and that you support businesses with ABYSMAL customer service, because you come from a state of FUDGE PACKERS, SISOLAK!!!

https://www.wisn.com/article/wisconsin-majority-support-marijuana-legalization-marquette-law-school-poll/40936713
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:26:05am
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Sep 12, 2022 9:27:52am
For me, it's not about the money, and it's not about the fact that I even get to relax while I'm waiting for my new job to commence at LOWER WAGES and at an unspecified time in the near future (they told me it has been postponed somewhat indefinitely)--it's THE PRINCIPLE of the matter. The "government" of Nevada has to use shell companies to exploit workers for tax purposes, and then they won't even take immediate ownership of the situation when it's completely obvious that THEY FUCKED UP--ROYALLY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B2A0dolfYg&ab_channel=EndHitsRecords
Updated Sep 12, 2022 9:59:21am
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