Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part XV

 

When your mom tells you to be careful posting on Facebook, when she is too cowardly to even have an account, the only response is to PUBLICLY release a backup copy of your ENTIRE FACEBOOK HISTORY on Blogger. When you visit the blog--to the right side of your browser, you should be able to find the blog archive, whereby I have broken down all of my posts into 14 chronological sections that can be read in a linear fashion. I offer this service COMPLETELY free of charge to the public--as your faithful and loyal village idiot. ENJOY!!!!

https://peaceismight.blogspot.com/
Updated Aug 26, 2022 9:30:16am
P.S. Good people of Utah: now that you know that I smoked marijuana in Las Vegas in 6th grade, even though it's still illegal for me to purchase marijuana legally in your state without a doctor's note--since many of you would rather side with a neo-fascist RUSSIAN regime that is holding a FEMALE and AMERICAN basketball STAR hostage over marijuana--we have a simple question for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3trqijs3uU&ab_channel=annabells
Updated Aug 26, 2022 12:26:37pm
Also, Tulsi, you might want to tell your Russian comrades that this has been the easy part. I hope you'll be ready for our specialty!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5dti5tk65o&ab_channel=MARKUS6465
Updated Aug 26, 2022 12:49:51pm
I do have my progressed 8th house solidly in Capricorn. We're not stressin', are we Heather?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTFTmd30tzM&ab_channel=DukeWilson14
Updated Aug 26, 2022 1:06:01pm
Actually, my progressed 8th house is more along the lines of House VIII 21°12' Capricorn, but it's important for some FAMILY members amongst us to realize why certain people have felt EXCLUDED from the insecurities that were being PROJECTED onto them. Most Mormons that I know in SLC DO NOT like Donald Trump, and y'all have embarrassed us for WAYYYY too long...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gze9GNidavs&ab_channel=FatimaHajji
Updated Aug 26, 2022 1:14:32pm
In other news, Kentucky wants Oregon's products to be illegal, because Glenn Beck is still an alcoholic who wants to bring everyone else down to hell with him...

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/2795625?guestAccessKey=ab1fc0a8-8930-47b3-9d4b-831ee984c884
Updated Aug 26, 2022 6:53:45pm
These guys are some of those Nazi Canadians that we've been hearing about...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tea_Party
Updated Aug 26, 2022 7:03:48pm
Well--I do have Uranus in Sagittarius in my PROGRESSED 6th house, which is associated with Virgo, which is ruled over by Mercury...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopomp
Updated Aug 26, 2022 7:06:18pm
However, I'm still a progressed 12th house Gemini stellium--which even includes my Mercury in Gemini, so you're just gonna have to try your best and keep up with all of this, Mr. Beck. There are no advertisements here. I feel it keeps us honest. Ya know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1E5YbMI1uk&ab_channel=TheTeaPartyVEVO
Updated Aug 26, 2022 7:08:47pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I should also point out, family, that Grandpa Webb doesn't say much, and he doesn't have a Facebook account, but his exact words regarding Glenn Beck are the following: he's a horse's ass.
The good news is that I'm not the only one who is taking personal financial blows at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stIgolr_XIM&ab_channel=BBCNews
Updated Aug 26, 2022 11:06:34pm
I did spend around $6.93 on Taco Bell, however, which is actually much more than my usual daily budget for food--even though it's also unhealthy. I splurged. Also, I do own stock in Yum! Brands, so it wasn't entirely wasted. How are we ever going to survive, Disney?!? I think the Russians might somehow still get ahead of us on this one...
Updated Aug 26, 2022 11:20:10pm
Actually, that last amount is an exact figure from my Capital One statement. My progressed 4th house of Virgo really values precision. The good news is that I'm eating cereal tonight and oatmeal tomorrow to make up for some of that nonsense...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G_nX3n_sog&ab_channel=CharlottedeWitte
Updated Aug 26, 2022 11:29:49pm
Plus, I do have a 3% cash back reward from that transaction, so in reality, my Taco Bell will end up being $6.722. Yeah. I need help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFTd4STzp8&ab_channel=OnAirWithRyanSeacrest
Updated Aug 26, 2022 11:46:47pm
Timeline photos
We need to stop causing so many problems...
We need to stop causing so many problems...
Ryan Webb is feeling embarrassed.
Next time we take a photo, Laura says I need to get rid of all the sugar from the Cinnamon Toast Crunch I'm munching on.
I even threw my dad a softball underhand and asked him to go golfing. He said he's really busy. Especially today. That's because he'd rather hang out with his child molesting friends. It's actually fine, dad, because I have a Wii. I'm perfectly fine playing with myself. I think all of us are well aware of that fact.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+3%3A1-6&version=NIV
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:03:15am
Here's the REAL question that I have today. Is that ridiculous stadium finally going to start paying dividends for UNLV--disregarding the University of Oregon booster that's actually behind the HUMAN BRAINS of the operation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU&ab_channel=xGunsSaysBAANGx
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:06:39am
And dad, we're actually NOT going golfing now, because you looked down on us--yet again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxJVaQTWQ24&ab_channel=UniversalPictures
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:31:28am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I have INFINITELY more respect for the casinos than the Mormon religion. Let me make that clear. That is not a joke.
Enjoy the ACTUAL Sabbath, Orem! I'd gladly convert to Judaism before going to one of your "services" again!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IihJfy_X-Rk&ab_channel=TraveltotheMagic
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:38:32am
And by that, I obviously mean that I'm madly in love with Alessia...she's the real Queen Bee.

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/ask-the-expert-proselytism/
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:41:51am
That's how we play the game in Henderson. We're the Scorpions...

https://www.gotquestions.org/thief-in-the-night.html
Updated Aug 27, 2022 9:51:36am
Keep in mind, everyone--my dad is already well past the time of his actual retirement. My family is EXTREMELY wealthy. It is a SATURDAY. And he's busy ALL day. Is that really healthy--for ANYONE? And he can't even make an exception TOMORROW to make up for it--when his SON is in need? Why aren't there more psychologists waiting in the bullpen? Maybe it's because the school district he works for doesn't do that great of a job to begin with?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ai5LAehqg&ab_channel=MarginalRevolutionUniversity
Updated Aug 27, 2022 10:21:22am
They've tried to keep me a secret in Utah as best they can, however...even though I'm not exactly a Democrat...
Updated Aug 28, 2022 2:55:45am
I brought it so hard this week that people in Utah are thinking that it's already Fast Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgmVOuLgFB0&ab_channel=MateuszM
Updated Aug 28, 2022 2:02:48am
Timeline photos
Also, I don't know how this came into my possession, but it seems Britain is due for another one...
Also, I don't know how this came into my possession, but it seems Britain is due for another one...
If the Prince of Darkness is nervous living in LOS ANGELES, despite the fact that he has enough personal resources to hire a security force and own a panic room--I wonder why someone like Ryan Webb might be concerned about living in HENDERTUCKY after his Mormon family of gun owners and police officers more or less publically insulted and disowned him over sticking up for homeless peoples' right to exist--when he had to live out of his car, because he was turned away by his family members at one point in his life. Ya know? I must need a therapist. The good news is that I'm actually feeling ok now--if anyone was wondering.
Updated Aug 29, 2022 3:04:27am
That time when you aren't worried about personal financial blows, because you have Uranus in Sagittarius in your progressed 6th house--I'm not trying to brag: "Teaching without verbosity, producing without possessing, creating without regard to result, claiming nothing, the Sage has nothing to lose."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHfRQXS1S0A&list=RD9_jSM2y4cuk&index=13&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Aug 28, 2022 8:32:51pm
I sent a message to Alessia about 3 days ago and am still waiting to hear back from her. Sigh. Maybe it's not meant to be--even though my progressed 7th and 1st houses say otherwise. In any case, I'm going to seize the day--the best I can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG_4nkS0u-E&ab_channel=Above%26Beyond
Updated Aug 29, 2022 10:00:49am
Timeline photos
That's why I'm about to interview for a job, even though I didn't have time for a haircut.
That's why I'm about to interview for a job, even though I didn't have time for a haircut.
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I've got a new job!!! I just wanted to give a quick shout-out to all of my COWORKERS from Shelter who have reached out to me and expressed A TON of love and support behind the scenes the past couple of weeks. I never had an issue with any of you in particular; in fact, I told them that you were all my favorite aspect BY FAR about the place I used to work at. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
What's in a name? I pay attention to them...that's all I'm saying. ;)

http://esoteric.msu.edu/Hobgood-Oster.html
Updated Aug 29, 2022 12:03:34pm
Wolverines and Spartans. Sounds like my kind of people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_in_Michigan
Updated Aug 29, 2022 12:30:31pm
I also feel as if I was stung by a bee today, but I didn't mind...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit
Updated Aug 29, 2022 12:31:59pm
That's just my progressed 2nd house in Cancer...
Updated Aug 29, 2022 1:14:55pm
When you have 2nd house in Cancer, however--you're always living in your car. I always try and keep that in mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xPnUe6Xcbw&ab_channel=YanaWalljasper
Updated Aug 29, 2022 1:23:10pm
Speaking of interviews, however, I think we're both still waiting for our ship to come in.

https://biblehub.com/genesis/49-13.htm
Updated Aug 29, 2022 1:28:23pm
Thanks again, Dr. Fauci!!!

"The handshake may have originated in prehistory as a demonstration of peaceful intent, since it shows that the hand holds no weapon."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handshake
Updated Aug 30, 2022 3:59:56am
The Square and Compasses people decided that we would let them know whom they are dealing with ahead of time--this time around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9Kiaa6oYAY&ab_channel=Music4Cancerofficial
Updated Aug 30, 2022 4:12:44am
It is music 4 Cancer, though, because my progressed 4th house is in Virgo, which makes sense, because Grandpa Webb is a carpenter, and he would have installed those tiles that have been sitting up on my roof about ten times already--at 80 years of age.
Updated Aug 30, 2022 4:19:54am
The good news, City of Henderson, is that when you fire that scrawny little white "police officer" that came out to my house--I might be able to get him another job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUVVpVTuZWs&ab_channel=jerksterboys
Updated Aug 30, 2022 4:22:46am
Should I be concerned about arrogant police officers, since I have my progressed 3rd house in LEO, which is more or less the LAW? The great thing about those possible water leaks and the potential for accumulating mold in my attic is that it makes it easier for me to communicate with the Forces of Heaven, however...ya know...since there's less material in the way when I'm at home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CshHOJXjCIc&ab_channel=LeeOsborne-Topic
Updated Aug 30, 2022 4:48:16am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
The great thing about Republicans and the Chinese is that you can pay THEM to put on a concert--while they're physically assaulting you and insulting your intelligence. At least I don't post country music, or we'd already be dead. They've made that clear.
Hey, Sisolak! He was a Capricorn--like yourself and Mao Zedong. Isn't that coincidental?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Azaña
Updated Aug 30, 2022 5:56:07am
Sisolak is still trying to figure out what to do with the former Las Vegas Silver Bowl. In St. George, UT, it really would have been elementary, and I'm sure he's going to take credit for my idea, but we just need to give him time. This guy obviously has some money, and we all know that's pretty much all Nevada has to work with.
Updated Aug 30, 2022 6:06:26am
You know...since Franklin, Sisolak, and this guy were all natal Capricorns?!?
Updated Aug 30, 2022 6:16:26am
I actually REALLY do not want to go golfing anymore. That WAS NOT A FUCKING JOKE. And I am done playing with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeGgyT0ADzo&ab_channel=ElliphantVEVO
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:00:00am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
That's about the only REAL use of Louisville Sluggers: beating Rand Paul's associates with them.
Hey, Rand Paul--wasn't your dad whose coattails you rode in on a student of ANARCHO-capitalism? Oh. You only want anarchy when it comes to legalized TOBACCO and WHISKEY. Right. And you're getting PAID a SUBSTANTIAL amount of money by U.S. taxpayers?!? Now you know why I embarrassed Hoppe in Alabama for the cost of some Chick-fil-A and a few glasses of wine. I must be worth--maybe $20 an hour? That's what I'm thinking right now.

https://norml.org/kentucky-marijuana-legalization-legislation-is-pending/
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:12:55am
I really am going to take the $18.50 an hour doing "payments", or whatever the fuck the tax farmers offered me in the meantime. Just as a reminder: time is on OUR SIDE--and time is MONEY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE_byyDCKr4&ab_channel=musicenergy59
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:21:09am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
For those who aren't aware, when they offered me the job, they said not to discuss my wages with people and that they wouldn't shake hands, because they were afraid of cornavirus--that is where this is coming from. You really thought I would make it that easy for you, Steve Sisolak? Forget shaking hands: I will BITCH slap you.
Whom do I ultimately "answer" to?

https://doi.nv.gov/
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:41:27am
And get rid of those LENOVO monitors, Employers, because we aren't doing BUSINESS with China anymore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenovo
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:52:52am
Mercantilism is fine--when it's of a purely defensive nature.
Updated Aug 30, 2022 7:57:37am
My progressed Uranus in Sagittarius in my 6th house has a feeling that my next conversation with my new boss is gonna bit a bit more awkward than the first time around. I am always willing to put myself at great personal risk--for purposes of entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAVop3YSebQ&ab_channel=IncubusVEVO
Updated Aug 30, 2022 8:29:06am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Once again, I also REALLY like making people feel super uncomfortable while I'm teasing them--especially when I like them--so it's important to keep that in mind. ;)
Speaking of Capricorns, we're all really sad about this nonsense. Am I right?

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/22/us/politics/fauci-retire.html
Updated Aug 30, 2022 8:32:17am
You can bring the Lenovo monitors back when there's something decent that I can watch from China when I'm on my lunch break. Deal?
Updated Aug 30, 2022 8:50:23am
Once again, I am fully expecting to be immediately terminated in this "employment-at-will" state--at the discretion of the Nevada Division of Insurance and Steve Sisolak--the day after I was rehired.
Updated Aug 30, 2022 9:38:04am