Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy - Part II

 

People think it's a joke, but I really am using a gaming headset for work. I don't think I've posted this before, but it's time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE0fApurJ_s
Updated Mar 20, 2020 8:26:56pm
Mar 20, 2020 8:26:56pm
Somebody had to keep Facebook afloat. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI1ylg4GKv8
Updated Mar 20, 2020 8:27:58pm
Mar 20, 2020 8:27:58pm
They call me the Spaniard for A REASON!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q0_CYSkK3I
Updated Mar 20, 2020 8:31:44pm
Mar 20, 2020 8:31:44pm
Nobody called me out on misspelling Spaniard as "Spainard". So disappointing. I'll leave you to it, then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-fo_bGnQs
Updated Mar 21, 2020 7:43:11am
Mar 21, 2020 7:43:11am
The "State" of Nevada has a ridiculous shortage of care beds, governor, because for YEARS, you were one of the strongest advocates of using taxpayer funds to build a ridiculous football stadium--rather than medical facilities. We aren't even going to mention a number of the other matters that I've seen in the past two days, such as the FOUR GAS-GUZZLING HENDERSON POLICE SUVs (WHICH HAVE BEEN PAID FOR BY CLOSING PUBLIC LIBRARIES ON MONDAYS) that were surrounding ONE HOMELESS MAN who was holding a cardboard sign yesterday--when those six police officers could have been helping the grocery stores deliver RATIONED food to people!!! If this is such an emergency, then why are all of us allowed to walk all over the stores and contaminate everything--while we're still subjecting ourselves to the normal marketing horseshit that we endure in America--just so that we can (hopefully?) buy an "essential" 1% gallon of milk, as usual, AT THE VERY BACK OF AN ENORMOUS WALMART THAT IS FULL OF MOUNTAINS OF NONESSENTIAL GARBAGE--INCLUDING EASTER CANDY!?! By the way, governor, by the media's logic, this should be the VERY easy part--if this virus is even A QUARTER as bad as they are making it out to be, it probably won't be going away, and the body bags haven't even started stacking up, which is why you bureaucratic morons should have allowed retailers to at least try to get SOME of their affairs in order first--before they were forced to layoff all of their employees, because that only EXACERBATED the panic buying, and THAT ONLY INCREASED THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE IN A GROCERY STORE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, because these private corporations weren't designed for this!!! Better yet--you could have WORKED with the so-called "nonessential" retailers in order to find ways in which they and their employees could actually assist IMMEDIATELY (which is what Gamestop was trying to do; that's the kind of stuff this country did in WW2). For instance, these workers could be helping the cops and firefighters hand out food as well, and you could even TEST them to make sure they aren't going to contaminate everything--and better yet--you could make sure they are wearing gloves and masks that actually work! I DON'T EVEN TRUST ANY OF THE PRODUCE THAT IS BEING SOLD IN YOUR STATE'S LARGEST CITY, BECAUSE EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO HANDLE IT WITH THEIR BARE FUCKING HANDS!!! But no! As a result of YOUR SHORTCOMINGS, and as a result of YOUR PROCRASTINATION--EVERYBODY ELSE has to suffer, or else WE'RE THE CRIMINALS??? WHY DON'T WE THROW ALL OF YOU IN JAIL FOR GROSS CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE, BREACH OF PUBLIC TRUST, AND A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES THROUGH NEEDLESS FEAR MONGERING?!?
Updated Mar 21, 2020 7:42:52pm
Mar 21, 2020 7:42:52pm
It's a good thing I don't actually believe in prosecuting people. Calm down, Mercury. Damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydPdBHY7yvQ&list=RDydPdBHY7yvQ&start_radio=1&t=2
Updated Mar 21, 2020 8:06:27pm
Mar 21, 2020 8:06:27pm
Unfortunately, some of us have to tell it like it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gLLZ_D1Lqw
Updated Mar 22, 2020 8:36:42pm
Mar 22, 2020 8:36:42pm
Indeed, as George Carlin said, we have an immune system for a reason, and it needs practice. Even though I don't trust the produce at Walmart--everyone else must be thinking the same thing as me, because THERE ARE ALWAYS PLENTY OF FRESH ORANGES AND TOMATOES, BOTH OF WHICH HAVE TONS OF VITAMIN C, and since my immune system needs practice and vitamin C--that is almost all I've been buying at the store (plus milk for my cereal). I might not trust it, but THE CONTAMINATED PRODUCE AT WALMART IS STILL BETTER THAN ALL OF THE JUNK FOOD AND SODIUM-FILLED CANNED ITEMS AND FROZEN MEALS THAT HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY MISSING FROM THE SHELVES FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZggU7gRsWI
Updated Mar 22, 2020 8:56:03pm
Mar 22, 2020 8:56:03pm
They've taken a comedy sketch from 10 years ago, and THEY'VE MADE IT REALITY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jJ203Q-lyk
Updated Mar 23, 2020 5:02:03pm
Mar 23, 2020 5:02:03pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
As Donald Trump said about Mitt Romney being in isolation, I'm going to take this a step further: "Gee, there's a deadly virus that is specifically targeting the age demographic of every career politician who's demolished our economy and lied to us for the past twenty years??? That's too bad. I'm absolutely NOT being sarcastic about that." :\
Mar 23, 2020 5:11:41pm
And yet, I have an even better idea: now that we know FOR SURE that Rand Paul has the virus--and that he didn't self-quarantine--insofar that he's already contaminated PART of the area, I'm giving him EXPLICIT permission to touch every single door knob, phone, high-traffic piece of office furniture, and POLITICIAN in every government building in Washington D.C. Here's some workout music for you, Dr. Paul. Get busy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RTF4OPzf8
Updated Mar 23, 2020 5:21:04pm
Mar 23, 2020 5:21:04pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I don't expect very many people to be on board with me right away, but don't worry: time is on my side. You'll figure it out....eventually. ;)
Mar 23, 2020 5:24:56pm
Give me liberty--or MAYYYBE give me the cornavirus, even though I'll probably survive it, since I'll only be turning 36 next month. HAHA!!! Take that, Patrick Henry!!! I'm off to the stockade!!! BIN LADEN IS STILL ALIVE!!! NEVER FORGET!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsN5cj9ehs
Updated Mar 23, 2020 5:41:03pm
Mar 23, 2020 5:41:03pm
**I'm posting this again--with edits--for clarification.**

As much as I'd like to lose even more money than I already have by attempting to financially assist GE and Ford--in order that our "stable genius" can take all of the credit for building ventilators out of my own pocket (he doesn't believe in stock buybacks, even though the government's "emergency" is the reason our entire industrial sector is circling the drain, as these companies were already on financial life support as it was)--going forward, I think it would be much better if I did even more to keep the general population numb and dumb enough to stay indoors, because they'd be burning every major city down to the ground right now if it weren't for our "essential" substances that cause brain damage. I'd say that we should not worry about the cirrhosis of our livers and birth defects until later on, but babies can't vote, either; therefore, there's no point in ever concerning ourselves with such matters--even in the long run!!! Here's to your health, Donald!!! :D

https://www.mytwintiers.com/news-cat/new-york-liquor-stores-have-seen-an-uptick-in-sales/
Updated Mar 23, 2020 6:47:30pm
Mar 23, 2020 6:47:30pm
Suddenly, all of the "liberals" don't care that the REAL minimum wage has been PLUMMETING. Don't worry! It's slavery, but they're not discriminating--IT'S SLAVERY FOR ALL OF US!!! That makes it ok!!! After all, when it's digital--and everyone is too afraid to touch the money that wasn't actual money to begin with--does it really make a difference?!?

https://www.ft.com/content/abd6bbd0-6a9f-11ea-800d-da70cff6e4d3
Updated Mar 23, 2020 7:08:48pm
Mar 23, 2020 7:08:48pm
My fellow Americans, I proudly present to you--the next Federal Reserve Board of Governors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
Updated Mar 23, 2020 7:13:32pm
Mar 23, 2020 7:13:32pm
When I was watching Trump yesterday, he seemed to think that a disease "on this scale" won't happen again for many, many CENTURIES. I have "news" for you, America: we didn't even have a polio vaccine until 1950--and that is a disease that affects YOUNG people; however, since we've already forgotten about it, there's a good chance that it won't be gone forever.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/An-Egyptian-stele-thought-to-represent-a-polio-victim-18th-Dinasty-1403-1365-BC_fig17_51540261
Updated Mar 23, 2020 8:13:32pm
Mar 23, 2020 8:13:32pm
It's not that we don't care about the coronavirus--it's that we also care about EVERYTHING ELSE. Enjoy the rest of your Monday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hathor
Updated Mar 23, 2020 8:15:19pm
Mar 23, 2020 8:15:19pm
Before I really leave, I should tell everyone that the toilet paper won't go to waste--when those idiots who bought cartloads of it are dead, the good news is that we can wrap them in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9lpyl0ibiY
Updated Mar 23, 2020 8:22:32pm
Mar 23, 2020 8:22:32pm
Do you want to know how they did it? Social distancing. It really does solve all of our problems. Get back to work:
Updated Mar 23, 2020 8:27:20pm
Mar 23, 2020 8:27:20pm
Of course, I don't actually expect all of the drug addicts to heed my advice regarding their staycation, and therefore, here's some more advice on what you can do with all of that canned crap you bought, because I've even lost money on stock in Kellogg's. It's actually a whole channel, but I really am signing out. Enjoy:
Updated Mar 23, 2020 8:39:10pm
Mar 23, 2020 8:39:10pm
As far as the presence of this virus is concerned, it won't be long until they'll say we need to stay at home for several months, and if the virus mutates, we might need to stay at home for several years--if not several decades (WILL SOMEBODY ELSE TALK ABOUT AIDS?): it's really just a question of how soon before they're willing to throw in the towel...

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/fauci-predicts-americans-will-likely-need-stay-home-least-several-n1164701
Updated Mar 24, 2020 5:39:42pm
Mar 24, 2020 5:39:42pm
Personally, I enjoy being single, and I usually stay at home, and I LOVE not having to drive to work, but how many children were not conceived in the past few days, because the Junior Anti-Sex League disallowed their parents from meeting up in bars?
Updated Mar 24, 2020 5:42:40pm
Mar 24, 2020 5:42:40pm
I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VGggAfJw4Y
Updated Mar 24, 2020 6:03:19pm
Mar 24, 2020 6:03:19pm
To be COMPLETELY honest, it's actually surprising how many hippies have even made it to their 70s. To be even more honest, I think they're on my side, and I think MY GENERATION is using this AS AN EXCUSE to join them on the couch. That's all this really is!!! Nobody in their 30s is THAT concerned about this nonsense. We just want paid time off to get high, man! The banana didn't fall very far from the tree:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU4G_8VYlOQ
Updated Mar 24, 2020 8:47:20pm
Mar 24, 2020 8:47:20pm
I would apologize, but I have Mars in Scorpio in the 7th house. It flares up around this time. I have a tendency to call a spade a spade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LT6I0ipuPQ
Updated Mar 24, 2020 9:04:54pm
Mar 24, 2020 9:04:54pm
Actually, it was a great analogy, and I didn't even read your article, MSNBC, because I refuse to disable AdBlock, but when the oil market collapses--I'll let you guess how Saudi Arabia funds their social welfare programs!!! It's called the economy: it's important!!! Have fun! We know we will!!!

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/comparing-coronavirus-car-accidents-very-bad-idea-n1167626
Updated Mar 24, 2020 9:13:20pm
Mar 24, 2020 9:13:20pm
Mar 24, 2020 9:14:44pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'll be taking a long and extended break from the telescreen, Big Brother, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Mar 24, 2020 9:17:54pm
Ok, so I lied about taking a long break, but do you know why MSNBC doesn't care about car accident statistics? How many teenagers vote? Yet, how many of them have been killed by the coronavirus? When a teenager is killed--or even seriously injured--THAT IS TEN TIMES WORSE than killing someone who is in their 70s and with their foot out the door!!! End of discussion.

"In 2017, 2,364 teens in the United States aged 16-19 were killed, and about 300,000 were treated in emergency departments for injuries suffered in motor vehicle crashes. That means six teens aged 16-19 died every day due to motor vehicle crashes, and hundreds more were injured."

https://www.cdc.gov/motorvehiclesafety/teen_drivers/teendrivers_factsheet.html
Updated Mar 25, 2020 7:18:30am
Mar 25, 2020 7:18:30am
And by the way, MSNBC, the reason that the fatality rate from car accidents is actually much lower than it could be is because of someone that I voted for many years ago: Ralph Nader. WE ALL SAW HOW YOUR FASCISTIC PARTY TREATED HIM!!!

God Save the Queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcsCTfLERIE
Updated Mar 25, 2020 7:34:04am
Mar 25, 2020 7:34:04am
They call them the Taurus Mountains for a reason:
Updated Mar 25, 2020 9:22:40am
Mar 25, 2020 9:22:40am
True story:
Updated Mar 25, 2020 9:23:25am
Mar 25, 2020 9:23:25am
Updated Mar 25, 2020 9:24:54am
Mar 25, 2020 9:24:54am
For those who are confused about my ideal philosophy...all that I've been trying to say is that I don't need a permission slip to make sure I don't get myself sick, and by extension--the people around me. Thank you, "liberals"!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-communism
Updated Mar 25, 2020 7:33:00pm
Mar 25, 2020 7:33:00pm
Wow, America. A $2 trillion aid package--just like that. We're saved! However, I can't help but wonder--how many condoms could have been purchased for that same amount of money? Better yet, WHO, since you've done such a fantastic job scaring the living piss out of the sheltered red-white-and-blue infants in adult bodies, I wonder how much sex education could have been purchased for all of the countries that are on this list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate
Updated Mar 25, 2020 7:51:13pm
Mar 25, 2020 7:51:13pm
It's yet another cheap and "moral" victory for the "United Nations" to hang their hat on. That's all this is. Pay them no mind:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/nazis/readings/sinister.html
Updated Mar 25, 2020 7:53:56pm
Mar 25, 2020 7:53:56pm
When one considers the fact that this sucker didn't arrive in Mexico until around the last day of February, even though it's already up to nearly 1,700 suspected cases--since Mexico is considerably warmer than New York City--it definitely won't be over by Easter:
Updated Mar 25, 2020 8:02:37pm
Mar 25, 2020 8:02:37pm
Mar 25, 2020 8:04:45pm
Before I sign off tonight, I will say that even though my GE and Ford stocks bounced back a little bit (thanks to the rest of the herd realizing we can produce ventilators)--since their core business model is still fucked, I used that as an opportunity to sell some of those stocks--in order to buy a bigger share in the marijuana industry. At the end of the day, all of these emergency declarations will be about as useful as the "border" with Mexico:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd10x8LiuBc&t=1s
Updated Mar 25, 2020 8:13:20pm
Mar 25, 2020 8:13:20pm
It's like I said before: I don't control the ocean--I just ride the waves...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5bPw6HRsxU
Updated Mar 25, 2020 9:21:27pm
Mar 25, 2020 9:21:27pm
Everyone in America is thinking, "OMG! Not only are my teenage drivers finally safe from harm, but furthermore, we can all actually breathe again!!! When will this nightmare be over!?!"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffmcmahon/2020/03/11/coronavirus-lockdown-may-save-more-lives-from-pollution-and-climate-than-from-virus/#62d92fa55764
Updated Mar 26, 2020 6:49:43pm
Mar 26, 2020 6:49:43pm
Some lady told me that the casinos are closed down, because God is telling us something. Of course, I wasn't allowed to say what was on my mind: "Yeah, but your church meetings are also shut down, because the Devil is telling us that your god is about as useful as fucking Santa Claus. Aren't you supposed to be able to slit the throat of a lamb and paint the blood over your front door in order to save the members of your family?"

While we're on the subject of the OIL industry collapsing, we haven't even BEGUN to discuss the benefits of not having to worry about whether or not the Middle East is dead broke...and please, don't try and tell me that it should really take 20 years in order to secure Iraq, because I knew better when I was about five years old--after the FIRST time we went over there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_whePVoqOY
Updated Mar 26, 2020 7:05:44pm
Mar 26, 2020 7:05:44pm
If I may kindly be excused, I have some money to count from those marijuana stocks that I purchased yesterday SKYROCKETING IN VALUE!!! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKe5NDVtLo
Updated Mar 26, 2020 7:31:19pm
Mar 26, 2020 7:31:19pm
While we're on the subject of inhaling:

"'Ātman' (Atma, आत्मा, आत्मन्) is a Sanskrit word which means 'essence, breath, soul.'[9][10] It is derived from the Proto-Indo-European word *h₁eh₁tmṓ (a root meaning 'breath' with only Germanic cognates: Dutch adem, Old High German atum 'breath,' Modern German atmen 'to breathe' and Atem 'respiration, breath', Old English eþian)."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ātman_(Hinduism)
Updated Mar 26, 2020 8:05:18pm
Mar 26, 2020 8:05:18pm
I'm just saying--first thing's first:
Updated Mar 26, 2020 8:05:46pm
Mar 26, 2020 8:05:46pm
If only we could find Eve, eh???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vOh_n2GITw
Updated Apr 04, 2020 11:01:27am
Mar 26, 2020 8:06:57pm
Thank you for being patient and understanding, Sweden!!! You are the ONE country that is being rational--THAT IS WHY I BUY ALL OF MY FURNITURE FROM YOU!!! CHEERS!!!

"All of us as individuals must take responsibility. We cannot legislate and ban everything. It's about common sense."

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/27/822463152/sweden-bans-groups-larger-than-50-in-its-first-major-coronavirus-crackdown
Updated Mar 28, 2020 6:54:14pm
Mar 28, 2020 6:54:14pm
While we're on the subject of Sweden, that's where this band is from--that says a lot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUU1Qb0nZbU
Updated Mar 28, 2020 7:13:09pm
Mar 28, 2020 7:13:09pm
For that matter, here's an entire album--on the house. This one is for all the people who are above the due process clause of the 5th Amendment, the 14th Amendment--and even clause 39 of the Magna Carta--LAWS WHICH THE "GOVERNOR" OF NEVADA SEEMS TO BE COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF. Luckily, Las Vegas, you've got me to help you figure them out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-NG4Zpb_J4
Updated Mar 28, 2020 7:30:25pm
Mar 28, 2020 7:30:25pm
After all, I do have Venus in Aries, as well. It's not arrogance when it's the truth. We mean well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdstw5Gu69w
Updated Mar 28, 2020 7:40:41pm
Mar 28, 2020 7:40:41pm
I realize this sounds stupid, but for all of the parents out there with children, here's the reason why PHYSICAL video games at Gamestop are an essential service: when this nation's drunken parents (who were able to buy their marijuana and liquor without an issue) need SOFTWARE for their robot babysitters--they should at least TRY TO KEEP IN MIND that a current Xbox One X game can be as large as 100 GB; however, the NEW game consoles that are set to come out in just a few months could need games up to three times that size (300 GB), which means that when little Timmy downloads the new Halo--especially when mommy and daddy are working from home--their DSL connection isn't going to be enough to handle their needs; furthermore, they'll need to download A HUGE AMOUNT of material from the cloud, which is what Microsoft SELLS--and THAT, my friends, is why Bill Gates wants this shutdown to be permanent, because HE HAS A FINANCIAL INTEREST IN CLOUD COMPUTING AND XBOX, and he put the MS in MSNBC, and he doesn't want you to be able to buy physical software in person, because Gamestop just partnered with a former Nintendo executive who wants you to be able to OWN your physical games.
Updated Mar 30, 2020 1:12:39pm
Mar 30, 2020 1:12:39pm
Mar 30, 2020 1:17:43pm
Indeed, we're practically back to square one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W27HAvxV3aE
Updated Mar 30, 2020 1:24:26pm
Mar 30, 2020 1:24:26pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I apologize if anyone reads my posts from today before I could edit them, but there's no time to repost: after all, we are dealing with Aries at the moment; I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Mar 30, 2020 2:11:38pm
Timeline photos
My coworker is sheltered-in-place as if we're waiting for a bomb to drop--she's literally ducking underneath a table and kissing her ass goodbye.
My coworker is sheltered-in-place as if we're waiting for a bomb to drop--she's literally ducking underneath a table and kissing her ass goodbye.
Mar 30, 2020 3:16:22pm
Timeline photos
I decided she needed to make herself useful, so we have her sorting the mail. She's quite good at licking envelopes. She also needs a bath--I was waiting to do it after the vet, but it looks like we need to expedite it.
I decided she needed to make herself useful, so we have her sorting the mail. She's quite good at licking envelopes. She also needs a bath--I was waiting to do it after the vet, but it looks like we need to expedite it.
Mar 30, 2020 3:35:57pm
See? THIS is why Bill Gates is laughing his way ALLLLL the way to the bank right now. It's called SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

https://betanews.com/2020/03/29/microsoft-azure-usage-increases-coronavirus/
Updated Mar 30, 2020 6:39:55pm
Mar 30, 2020 6:39:55pm
Two can play at that game. It's Monday: 3/30. Y'all feeling this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivCI
Updated Mar 30, 2020 6:41:56pm
Mar 30, 2020 6:41:56pm
Mar 31, 2020 6:19:29pm
Who really needs EDC, though? Isn't that what I'm here for???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMTqryv5M8
Updated Mar 31, 2020 6:20:12pm
Mar 31, 2020 6:20:12pm
I'm just saying--for those who can't read in between the lines--here's your sign:

"The name aleph is derived from the West Semitic word for 'ox', and the shape of the letter derives from a Proto-Sinaitic glyph that may have been based on an Egyptian hieroglyph"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph
Updated Mar 31, 2020 6:32:03pm
Mar 31, 2020 6:32:03pm
Truthfully, I never leave the house to begin with, but since everyone else wants to join me, I figured we'd get things started early. Y'all can figure the rest out on your own. I'm just a guide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWTBA4egqyc
Updated Mar 31, 2020 7:13:39pm
Mar 31, 2020 7:13:39pm
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BE SAFE IF YOU BUY GOVERNMENT BONDS RIGHT NOW--THINK AGAIN!!!

"The size of the problem is so great that some experts are kicking around the idea of large-scale debt forgiveness. Michael Hudson, an economist at the University of Missouri at Kansas City, told Marketplace Thursday about the ancient tradition of the debt jubilee, in which all debts are forgiven on a regular basis in order to reduce economic volatility and social disorder.

'The reason you cancel the debts is you want to preserve stability,' Hudson said. 'The states and localities, New York City and New York state, have to pay unemployment insurance, and all the other costs associated with the coronavirus out of their own revenues, and yet they have to balance the budget. If New York state and City have to repay all of the debts that they run up, then you’re going to have the whole character of government change. And in order to prevent the economy from being distorted, you have to adjust [and] simply say these debts won’t be paid.'"

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/states-prepare-coronavirus-fiscal-storm-225406180.html
Updated Apr 02, 2020 5:09:16pm
Apr 02, 2020 5:09:16pm
IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_Clause
Updated Apr 02, 2020 5:22:19pm
Apr 02, 2020 5:22:19pm
Apr 02, 2020 5:22:51pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Marissa Torrez's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Marissa!!! :)
Apr 04, 2020 8:08:15am
Lol! They think people in Wyoming aren't practicing social distancing? Wyoming has a population density of 6 people per square mile. Would you like a map, CNN?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/04/politics/republican-governors-stay-at-home-orders-coronavirus/index.html
Updated Apr 04, 2020 11:25:44am
Apr 04, 2020 11:25:44am
Enjoy your Saturday! Party on like it's 1776--it might as well be.
Updated Apr 04, 2020 12:23:22pm
Apr 04, 2020 12:23:22pm
Let's do some math. Gamestop closed their stores to the public. They stopped trade-ins. The shortened their store hours, because they wanted to thoroughly clean their stores on a daily basis. They told their employees to WEAR GLOVES (or use a plastic bag if no gloves are available) when they hand out ONLINE ORDERS through A CRACK IN THE DOOR. Their employees are there voluntarily, because unemployment insurance won't pay the bills--ESPECIALLY in expensive cities such as "liberal" Boston. Finally, their customer base is primarily composed of young people--not only are these young people quarantined, but they aren't nearly as susceptible to this virus. BY OPERATING IN THIS MANNER, WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT GAMESTOP COULD INVOLUNTARILY KILL THEIR CUSTOMERS--ESPECIALLY IN COMPARISON TO THE ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO COMPANIES--THE LATTER OF WHICH ARE STILL ALLOWED TO SELL THEIR PRODUCTS IN YOUR FUCKED UP STATE OF CHILD-MOLESTING CATHOLICS OF THE FOURTH REICH?

https://www.ign.com/articles/gamestop-fully-closes-massachusetts-stores-after-boston-government-gets-involved
Updated Apr 05, 2020 5:56:30pm
Apr 05, 2020 5:56:30pm
While we're on the subject of child molesters, Boston, we'll clue you in with a Kevin Spacey clip. We know what Amazon and Microsoft were doing at the Vatican that Mussolini established, and your universities are still bloody garbage--that's why you use OXFORD dictionaries. You're pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBdjqtR2iK4
Updated Apr 05, 2020 6:02:01pm
Apr 05, 2020 6:02:01pm
Apr 05, 2020 6:05:53pm
I don't believe in suing people, Boston. That's why we have a little something that we like to call the Royal Navy.

https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-wands/three-of-wands/
Updated Apr 05, 2020 6:30:45pm
Apr 05, 2020 6:30:45pm
I took my 2020 US Census. They asked for my race, and they even broke "white" down into English and German--I was confused, so I just put Anglo-Saxon. What kind of a question is that? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? That's what I'm wondering. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI
Updated Apr 05, 2020 6:46:08pm
Apr 05, 2020 6:46:08pm
I had to visit Smith's today. Why are the casinos even closed down? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT REALLY MAKE???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOmSQfYB1iE
Updated Apr 05, 2020 6:51:40pm
Apr 05, 2020 6:51:40pm
I was hoping somebody at Facebook would have called me out for misspelling molesters in particular. Hmmmm... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZWACrey_Mk
Updated Apr 05, 2020 10:34:45pm
Apr 05, 2020 10:34:45pm
When you have Mercury in Aries, every so often, you learn something new:

"April full moons always take place in front of the constellation Virgo the Maiden; they signal the arrival of spring in the Northern Hemisphere and autumn in the Southern Hemisphere."

https://earthsky.org/?p=326827
Updated Apr 05, 2020 11:12:30pm
Apr 05, 2020 11:12:30pm
Don't worry, we got this...

"The triangle, since it has three sides, can be seen as a reference to the Trinity, and the circle may be an allusion to Platonic thought. The circle represents Unity: all things do exist in the 'three' but in the four, merry they be."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_of_Saint_John_of_the_Cross
Updated Apr 05, 2020 11:19:34pm
Apr 05, 2020 11:19:34pm
And with that, I'm off to bed. I couldn't wait until the 11th. I'm already over this nonsense. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.trustedtarot.com/cards/four-of-wands/
Updated Apr 05, 2020 11:28:52pm
Apr 05, 2020 11:28:52pm
Apr 06, 2020 8:39:57pm
Pull up a chair, America--we offer layaway:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden
Updated Apr 06, 2020 8:41:43pm
Apr 06, 2020 8:41:43pm
Apr 06, 2020 8:45:12pm
IT'S NOT RESPIRATORY DISEASE--IT'S COVID-19. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, AMERICA!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A VENTILATOR SHORTAGE IN THE NEAR FUTURE--BEFORE ALL OF THIS STARTED. HOW CAN WE GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION?!? 😱

https://www.webmd.com/lung/copd/news/20170929/respiratory-disease-death-rates-have-soared#1
Updated Apr 07, 2020 5:35:42pm
Apr 07, 2020 5:35:42pm
I heard New York City isn't sure what to do with all the bodies--even though 3.9 MILLION Americans have already died from COPD ALONE in the past 35 years, which is an average of over 9,000 people a month--EVEN THOUGH RATES HAVE SOARED RECENTLY. And yet, 10,000 people have died from COVID-19!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THE BODIES?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcbR1J_4ICg
Updated Apr 07, 2020 5:49:50pm
Apr 07, 2020 5:49:50pm
OMG!!! I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO FIX SOCIAL SECURITY!!! LET'S PUT 30% OF THE DWINDLING WORKFORCE UNDER HOUSE ARREST FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD OF TIME AND GIVE THEM $1,200 AS A CONSOLATION PRIZE!!! PROBLEM SOLVED. MOVE ALONG, FOLKS. 🙃

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/unemployment-could-reach-30-in-the-us-says-st-louis-feds-bullard-2020-03-22
Updated Apr 07, 2020 6:56:56pm
Apr 07, 2020 6:56:56pm
Well played, America. Well played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCBlbboBOQc
Updated Apr 07, 2020 7:06:16pm
Apr 07, 2020 7:06:16pm
The black death killed 30-60% of Europe--at a time when people were lucky to make it to 46 years of age. Why is everyone so surprised? We EXPECT people to live nearly 10 years longer than they did--as recently as 1950? Why? Is our air cleaner? Are there less contaminants in our water? Have we been taking less synthetic medications? Has obesity decreased? Are there less people per square mile? Is there a young and vibrant oversupply of healthcare workers? IS THIS PROBLEM REALLY GOING TO GO AWAY IN A FEW MORE MONTHS??? SURE IT WILL...

https://u.demog.berkeley.edu/~andrew/1918/figure2.html
Updated Apr 07, 2020 7:12:03pm
Apr 07, 2020 7:12:03pm
This is also going to happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjjPlEW9bRM
Updated Apr 07, 2020 7:13:35pm
Apr 07, 2020 7:13:35pm
$24 TRILLION AND COUNTING...

I've said enough. For real this time. 🤐

https://www.usdebtclock.org/
Updated Apr 07, 2020 7:52:56pm
Apr 07, 2020 7:52:56pm
I probably should have laid off the caps lock the past few days. Here, America: I'm sorry. I haven't meant to be so morose and pessimistic. I'm sure we'll be fine. Who needs money, right? We'll just feed our children ice cubes and call it a day. 👍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-zXT5bIBM0
Updated Apr 07, 2020 8:22:05pm
Apr 07, 2020 8:22:05pm
#THEVIKINGSARESTILLWINNING

Italy = high government debt + massive government lockdown = 17,669 dead "from coronavirus"

Sweden = low government debt + relaxed government = 696 dead "from coronavirus"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Ee8OWpmqA
Updated Apr 08, 2020 5:21:37pm
Apr 08, 2020 5:21:37pm
It's already Holy Thursday in Sweden, so I'm gonna call it a night a bit earlier than usual. Relax, America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHcuD3FesI
Updated Apr 08, 2020 6:05:40pm
Apr 08, 2020 6:05:40pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Dylan C Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Dylan!!!
Apr 09, 2020 9:21:31am
I'm beyond disappointed, and I'm boycotting the film now. The truly sagacious move would be to allow the healthy people to build herd immunity while the Sun is in Cancer. What's going to happen when the virus is still around in the winter? Also, Bernie still won the election. I think we all realize this.

https://variety.com/2020/film/box-office/top-gun-maverick-delayed-coronavirus-tom-cruise-1203550174/
Updated Apr 09, 2020 6:46:49pm
Apr 09, 2020 6:46:49pm
Apr 09, 2020 6:49:00pm
While we're on the subject of Mercury in Aries and Uranus in Sagittarius, suffice it to say that I always have my doubts about the media:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manufacturing_Consent
Updated Apr 09, 2020 7:13:14pm
Apr 09, 2020 7:13:14pm
It's not a lack of funding--it's stupidity, and these bureaucrats aren't simply sociopaths, but they are even bigger cheapskates than the people who run the tech companies, which is why REAL COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT LIARS AND THIEVES--UNLESS THEY WORK FOR AMAZON, APPLE, MICROSOFT, GOOGLE, AND FACEBOOK! It's an understatement to say that the cost of technology has fallen dramatically since the 1980s--look at video games! If these politicians in Massachusetts visited Gamestop--instead of shutting them down--they might learn that the Scorpio Engine of the Xbox One X contains 7 BILLION transistors; an Intel 80186 desktop processor from 1982 only contained 55,000 transistors; nevertheless, in real terms, a used Xbox One X can be purchased for around $280 from Gamestop, whereas a desktop PC from 1982 was at least $1,500 (around $4,000 today).

https://slate.com/technology/2020/04/new-jersey-unemployment-cobol-coronavirus.html
Updated Apr 09, 2020 9:53:52pm
Apr 09, 2020 9:53:52pm
OMG! It's so difficult, New Jersey.

http://www.mpsinc.com/cob2cpp.html
Updated Apr 09, 2020 10:01:11pm
Apr 09, 2020 10:01:11pm
Granted, I haven't tested that translator, because I have better things to do, but suffice it to say that the right people can easily convert older software to newer systems for a very small fraction of the cost. I know this, because I own stock in Gamestop. HAVE FUN WAITING FOR YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACU3DT2Lkcg
Updated Apr 09, 2020 10:03:27pm
Apr 09, 2020 10:03:27pm
I might know some people who know some people who know some things, America, but I'm not the one in charge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsXrpxo4uC0
Updated Apr 09, 2020 10:26:52pm
Apr 09, 2020 10:26:52pm
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I was saving this one for today. ;)
I was saving this one for today. ;)
Apr 10, 2020 8:00:59am
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Happy Adoption Day, Laura!!!
Happy Adoption Day, Laura!!!
Apr 10, 2020 8:02:07am
It's about 3 p.m. in Hawaii. That's all she wrote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX860oJo6Yc
Updated Apr 10, 2020 5:52:36pm
Apr 10, 2020 5:52:36pm
Do you know what state is already flattening the curve, even though--up until now--the coronavirus hasn't even killed anyone there? I'll let you take a guess, CNN. By the way, we have confirmed that the few coronavirus cases in the state were from "liberals" reading infected copies of the LA Times at Starbucks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Wyoming
Updated Apr 11, 2020 8:41:59am
Apr 11, 2020 8:41:59am
Since they weren't up to doing their job last time around, I figure I'll bring my new pet to the vet next week when I try again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5q2Z4Na_hI
Updated Apr 11, 2020 9:06:26am
Apr 11, 2020 9:06:26am
Apr 11, 2020 9:07:45am
They might as well go after the First Amendment, since they've already demolished the lesser ones. I'm going to church on a white horse, and I don't even believe in God. :\

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/11/us/kentucky-easter-quarantine-trnd/index.html
Updated Apr 11, 2020 10:41:46am
Apr 11, 2020 10:41:46am
I'll tell you what Kentucky hasn't shut down--distilleries and tobacco farms. Let's be honest: the First Amendment isn't that important, but the Twenty-First Amendment sure as fuck is!!! ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdLqeNluuMg
Updated Apr 11, 2020 10:50:30am
Apr 11, 2020 10:50:30am
Apr 11, 2020 10:56:11am
I'm sure the Catholic authorities in Boston aren't just trying to shut the legal marijuana stores down to help out people that won't be named.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1jrO5PBXvs
Updated Apr 11, 2020 11:35:53am
Apr 11, 2020 11:35:53am
The South kind of owes Boston one after they used alcohol funds and the MAFIA to help them take out the Klan. Oops. I said too much. Don't mind me: I'm sheltering in place!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW3Bq5Akzc
Updated Apr 11, 2020 11:45:40am
Apr 11, 2020 11:45:40am
Apr 11, 2020 11:54:53am
I tried warning some fools. 🤭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUniCog2BZI
Updated Apr 11, 2020 12:07:50pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:07:50pm
Hey, Boston--I thought people in Utah didn't know how to obtain marijuana. Nice call. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIG5SKbIn98
Updated Apr 11, 2020 12:20:33pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:20:33pm
Am I York Rite, am I Scottish Rite--or am I just wrong in general? You don't know me, Boston. I'll tell you that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFN-9KjV4F4
Updated Apr 11, 2020 12:25:15pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:25:15pm
That Mercury in Aries and Mars in Scorpio sure does sting, eh? I really don't have a filter for what comes out of my mouth. It just happens. It's sort of embarrassing, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYfU1LHM6U
Updated Apr 11, 2020 12:33:51pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:33:51pm
Speaking of Queens, America, I take back what I said about the Top Gun 2 boycott, because you were obviously waiting for her birthday. And there's a good reason for that:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Silvia_of_Sweden
Updated Apr 11, 2020 12:43:53pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:43:53pm
Apr 11, 2020 12:45:00pm
We all say things we don't really mean. I'm sorry, Boston.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810–1812)
Updated Apr 11, 2020 1:01:59pm
Apr 11, 2020 1:01:59pm
Anyhow, America, I'm off to Cuba. I'd invite you, but I know you're not allowed: that's the price of "freedom". I mean, we know your country wouldn't subvert the entire population to an oppressive health-oriented regime--with exceptions.🤘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6NXR3flU-I
Updated Apr 11, 2020 1:09:33pm
Apr 11, 2020 1:09:33pm
I might take retro gaming a little too seriously, but it is officially Sunday in Sweden. With that in mind, it's time for me to introduce you to a couple of people, America--Jesus, and John Hancock. It's a miracle!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4rukdEaRMo
Updated Apr 11, 2020 3:24:49pm
Apr 11, 2020 3:24:49pm
Apr 11, 2020 3:27:12pm
Here's some advice, Christians of Kentucky: keep six feet apart, and keep it outdoors. Furthermore, this might be a good idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU
Updated Apr 11, 2020 6:22:15pm
Apr 11, 2020 6:22:15pm
The great news is that these numbers are going to drop, because now we can blame a large number of them on COVID-19. SHUTTING THE CHURCHES DOWN WAS AWESOME WORK, KENTUCKY!!! KEEP ON GROWING THAT CASH CROP!!!

"An estimated 154,050 Americans are expected to die from lung cancer in 2018, accounting for approximately 25 percent of all cancer deaths."

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/lung-cancer/about/key-statistics.html
Updated Apr 12, 2020 10:21:06pm
Apr 12, 2020 10:21:06pm
Hey, America--this is almost as funny as that time when you shot at the British--in the name of freedom--because you were worried that they might take your slaves away from you. AS USUAL, YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL DOING A WONDERFUL JOB!!!

https://www.ft.com/content/362d7d51-6561-493b-a29b-72784157cca7
Updated Apr 12, 2020 10:39:08pm
Apr 12, 2020 10:39:08pm
As much as I would like to visit my grandparents, which I had planned at the end of this month--I know better. They do not want to see my license plates. I'm practically a Mexican. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9JQndAAvLE
Updated Apr 12, 2020 10:58:40pm
Apr 12, 2020 10:58:40pm
They should just call the commerce clause the WE ARE GOD clause and be done with it. There's no point in the remainder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTso8Q6ec1I
Updated Apr 12, 2020 11:24:05pm
Apr 12, 2020 11:24:05pm
OMG. NO. FREAKING. WAY. IS THAT PART OF THE REASON WHY THE DEATH RATE SEEMS SO MUCH HIGHER IN NEVADA THAN IN UTAH? DON'T WORRY, WE'LL KEEP ON SELLING THEM: WE NEED TO PUT HEALTHY PEOPLE OUT OF WORK FOR NO REAL REASON!!!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-08/smoking-helps-open-gateway-to-coronavirus-infection-study-shows
Updated Apr 13, 2020 7:05:51am
Apr 13, 2020 7:05:51am
America has DECLARED WAR on the virus. We have nothing to fear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
Updated Apr 13, 2020 7:07:07am
Apr 13, 2020 7:07:07am
What's that, Boston? GAMESTOP'S STOCK HAS ALMOST DOUBLED IN THE PAST WEEK?!? I just sold some of it. Do you know what I'm gonna do with this money?!? I'm buying more marijuana stocks, cuz y'all can't control yourselves--you think you're gonna control my investments? 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C716C8V9bQ
Updated Apr 14, 2020 5:39:13pm
Apr 14, 2020 5:39:13pm
I actually moved some of that Gamestop stock into AT&T yesterday, but luckily for me, even though I have bought pot stocks in all of the major Canadian companies--I've been holding off on buying actual Budweiser stock--until tomorrow. ;)

https://www.history.com/news/great-depression-economy-prohibition
Updated Apr 15, 2020 6:48:26pm
Apr 15, 2020 6:48:26pm
I'm going to be honest, I really was planning on buying that Budweiser stock a few weeks ago, because I thought it might perform decently in what I figured was only going to be a slight downturn--at the time--but I definitely dodged a bullet on that one. I guess it was just something in the back of my mind...that sucker is going to come roaring back, however...I'm saving up for a backstage pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCUe3dN64as
Updated Apr 15, 2020 9:24:22pm
Apr 15, 2020 9:24:22pm
What the "governor" doesn't understand is that even if the economy reopens, the demand of the FREE MARKET will be so low that everything will still be 75% shut down. It really doesn't matter what laws anybody passes: people in this state are going to do what they're going to do. Look at the supermarket--hardly anyone is following those silly one-way lanes. Hahaha!

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/493173-las-vegas-mayor-calls-closure-of-nonessential-businesses-total-insanity
Updated Apr 17, 2020 6:53:30pm
Apr 17, 2020 6:53:30pm
For my birthday, I'm thinking of throwing a pool party this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmiphUYwL_0
Updated Apr 17, 2020 7:33:00pm
Apr 17, 2020 7:33:00pm
To the "governor" of Nevada: THE GREAT STATE OF WYOMING is going to show you how to USE that stadium--if it's open:
Updated Apr 19, 2020 12:55:18pm
Apr 19, 2020 12:42:25pm
Students in Wyoming are visiting their Gamestops--THAT ARE OPEN--and they are reselling video game systems on Ebay, because they are going to be THRILLED to come and help you fund your stadium by watching your local football team be demolished. I'm just saying, "governor" of Nevada, I'm not sure where you earned your business degree from, but I might as well just flush mine down the toilet as well, because you're THAT MUCH of a fucking embarrassment to the institution of UNLV.

https://www.tomsguide.com/news/nintendo-switch-shortage-selling-out-fast-but-more-are-coming
Updated Apr 19, 2020 12:46:45pm
Apr 19, 2020 12:46:45pm
I fully endorse the occult, and I make no apologies. With that being said, I'm still a fan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
Updated Apr 19, 2020 12:50:46pm
Apr 19, 2020 12:50:46pm
At least the Democrats can accuse people in Wyoming of being racist in the upcoming election. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32y6mNst8Ek
Updated Apr 19, 2020 1:11:47pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:11:47pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:21:31pm
It's not the nonsmoking and the rural lifestyle that's saving them--it's the sacred underwear. Believe that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5W1eFVtSs
Updated Apr 19, 2020 1:23:11pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:23:11pm
By the way, personally, I don't think I'm better than anyone in Vegas, but I do have quite good taste. I'd like to take this moment to provide everyone with a message from my sponsor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw8J0rkAVs4
Updated Apr 19, 2020 1:26:11pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:26:11pm
While we're on the subject of the occult, Michael Jackson, and Australia, the letter "F" is a bit of a tricky subject. It actually originally meant a "hook". I don't know where this is going, either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncMpFgRqBIE
Updated Apr 19, 2020 1:40:09pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:40:09pm
I gave everyone a heads-up about my sixth house. It's not my fault that nobody took it seriously. :\
Updated Apr 19, 2020 1:53:49pm
Apr 19, 2020 1:53:49pm
Who knows, "Governor" of Nevada--maybe I was always meant to throw my degree down the toilet. That sounds like Neptune in Capricorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Rothbard
Updated Apr 19, 2020 2:25:33pm
Apr 19, 2020 2:25:33pm
Apr 19, 2020 2:27:59pm
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Case in point: look at this sell by date, USDA--Kroger has discovered the Philosopher's Stone of Refrigerated Chicken!!! Either that, or the coronavirus kills salmonella. What do you think, America? Should I wait a few days before I put this shit in my freezer? I don't know what to do!!! I followed the floor markings...
Case in point: look at this sell by date, USDA--Kroger has discovered the Philosopher's Stone of Refrigerated Chicken!!! Either that, or the coronavirus kills salmonella. What do you think, America? Should I wait a few days before I put this shit in my freezer? I don't know what to do!!! I followed the floor markings...
Apr 19, 2020 3:43:53pm
I paid my taxes early, because I wanted that $1,200, even though I owed $600 from my dividends, and now all of the sudden the IRS is acting like they don't know who the fuck I am. That figures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTGxPiEg7iM
Updated Apr 19, 2020 3:47:44pm
Apr 19, 2020 3:47:44pm
Also, thanks for the reminder in the mail--when I already filled out your stupid census, America. There's a reason why your Post Office is on the ropes. That's all I'm going to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbzRuZmqVM
Updated Apr 19, 2020 4:11:45pm
Apr 19, 2020 4:11:45pm
I'm still waiting on that deposit, Uncle Sam. Are you waiting for my birthday? It takes one to know one. Welcome to our house. ;)

https://www.britannica.com/topic/John-Bull-English-symbol
Updated Apr 20, 2020 9:30:01pm
Apr 20, 2020 9:30:01pm
I might not be giving our subjects refund checks, but here's something else that's long overdue...to tide people over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ya-UHCzt4s&t=1s
Updated Apr 20, 2020 9:37:35pm
Apr 20, 2020 9:37:35pm
When it's 4.22.2020, and you want to reminds some fools:

https://antibirth.gamepedia.com/Template:II_The_High_Priestess
Updated Apr 22, 2020 3:11:55pm
Apr 22, 2020 3:11:55pm
Is it a coincidence that Alessia Cara's hand movements remind people of the character who actually bankrolls Star Wars? I think not.
Updated Apr 23, 2020 9:30:38am
Apr 22, 2020 3:14:53pm
Stop getting me drunk, Australia. Damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXYto66JTdY
Updated Apr 22, 2020 3:21:25pm
Apr 22, 2020 3:21:25pm
I should probably repost this for the people who are lost. It's Wednesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvCBTHBj3E
Updated Apr 22, 2020 3:28:22pm
Apr 22, 2020 3:28:22pm
By the way, Disney, this shit is racist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMR2HPEH_dE
Updated Apr 22, 2020 3:32:17pm
Apr 22, 2020 3:32:17pm
Apr 22, 2020 3:35:55pm
Apr 22, 2020 5:23:44pm
I love how everyone in the media is comparing Sweden's death toll to the rest of Scandinavia. Why don't they compare their death toll to THE REST OF EUROPE and STOP LYING?!? I still can't even get vaccines for my dog right now, and she is already a month overdue. They told me to avoid other dogs. True story!!! LOL!!!
Updated May 13, 2020 7:18:05pm
Apr 24, 2020 9:06:57am
Ironically, there was a time--not long ago--when the medical community conspired AGAINST hand washing, which should make people wonder about a lot of things.

"Despite various publications of results where hand washing reduced mortality to below 1%, Semmelweis's observations conflicted with the established scientific and medical opinions of the time and his ideas were rejected by the medical community."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis
Updated Apr 24, 2020 10:56:54am
Apr 24, 2020 10:56:54am
I'm obviously a big fan of Cancerians. Here's to you, Elon & Company!!! Haters gonna hate!!! Happy Friday!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
Updated Apr 24, 2020 11:05:56am
Apr 24, 2020 11:05:56am
I'm working on a book about things that we take for granted. I thought this was hilarious:

"Alarm clocks, like almost all other consumer goods in the United States, ceased production in the spring of 1942, as the factories which made them were converted over to war work during World War II, but they were one of the first consumer items to resume manufacture for civilian use, in November 1944. By that time, a critical shortage of alarm clocks had developed due to older clocks wearing out or breaking down. Workers were late for, or missed completely, their scheduled shifts in jobs critical to the war effort."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alarm_clock
Updated Apr 24, 2020 8:17:41pm
Apr 24, 2020 8:17:41pm
For those who might be interested, here's a very rough outline of what I'm working on. So far, I'm just calling it "The Time Traveling Economist", but I'll think of something better. I haven't really had time to proofread any of this and it might appear to be rambling at first glance (once again, this is an outline), but I promise it gets better and more entertaining as it moves along, haha! It would actually be a lot of fun to turn this into a YouTube series.

https://peaceismight.blogspot.com/2020/04/the-time-traveling-economist-alpha-v10.html
Updated Apr 25, 2020 7:58:11pm
Apr 25, 2020 7:58:11pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Yep. I'm already spotting numerous typos and silly spelling errors on that blog post i just threw up, lol. I've been on vacation the past few days and have been writing in between cleaning. I don't think I'll have time to make edits before it's back to the daily grind though and wanted to share with friends...plus, i come with mercury in aries as i've disclosed numerous times: spelling and grammatical errors are part of my double-edged sword, haha... 🤣
Apr 25, 2020 8:53:57pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I've also come to realize I'm mildly autistic, and that's ok with me. 😜
Apr 25, 2020 9:00:34pm
Apr 26, 2020 11:01:42pm
Women and CHILDREN FIRST, America. Figure it out, already--Sweden's got company!!!
Updated Apr 28, 2020 8:34:25am
Apr 28, 2020 7:45:23am
Hey, Alexandria! Since Denmark's schools are open, I guess this makes Trump a democratic socialist--in comparison to your state?

https://time.com/5828333/donald-trump-reopen-schools-coronavirus/
Updated Apr 28, 2020 8:37:38am
Apr 28, 2020 8:37:38am
CNN doesn't want to talk about how the schools are open in Denmark, because their parent company--AT&T--is making too much money harassing the low-income students in NYC who can't afford their horrendously overpriced telecommunications. THAT'S WHY I OWN YOUR OWNERS, CNN! MAKE DADDY THAT CHEESE!!! You must have confused me for someone else:
Updated Apr 28, 2020 12:49:47pm
Apr 28, 2020 12:45:46pm
As a matter of fact, I'm considering buying even more of AT&T. God Save the Queen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E
Updated Apr 28, 2020 12:48:13pm
Apr 28, 2020 12:48:13pm
Thanks again to everyone who contributed to my birthday funds! I've used them to finally purchase my first smartwatch. It was time to add another one to the list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1141hRSjas
Updated Apr 28, 2020 10:58:16pm
Apr 28, 2020 10:58:16pm
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Can you believe this was 20 years ago?!?
Can you believe this was 20 years ago?!?
Apr 29, 2020 9:24:07pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Here's a funny snippet from the book I'm working on: "In 2020, the US Census is projected to cost $15.6 billion—considering there are approximately 330 million people in the United States today, this is an average cost of over $45 per person. In other words, for the cost of the 2020 US Census, the US Government could theoretically provide every person in the United States with an LG Rebel 4 smartphone! (In 1951, the UNIVAC 1 was originally priced at $159,000, and was sold to the US Census Bureau; yet, an LG Rebel 4 has more computational power than a UNIVAC 1!)"
Apr 30, 2020 8:17:36pm
May 06, 2020 5:12:08pm
I'm actually impressed with the COVID-19 theatrics, America. Speaking of Denmark--as I've said before--it takes one to know one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNWODAIBs7s&list=PLxSwzWHIyoVEOmbM9xMjoCpyd0rIKK27V&index=10
Updated May 06, 2020 5:17:34pm
May 06, 2020 5:17:34pm
This version is much more readable after a substantial amount of editing; I've begun to organize the material into chapters; there is also quite a bit of new content:

https://peaceismight.blogspot.com/2020/05/the-time-traveling-economist-alpha-v11.html
Updated May 06, 2020 7:50:37pm
May 06, 2020 7:50:37pm
In other words, the shutdown has been pointless, or there are tons of false positives from a city that is notorious for insurance fraud!!!
Updated May 07, 2020 11:20:06am
May 07, 2020 11:20:06am
May 07, 2020 11:31:40am
I heard she's working on a pickleball track, but only with permission, Governor Sisolak....
Updated May 07, 2020 11:40:29am
May 07, 2020 11:40:29am
"If the basis of popular government in peacetime is virtue, the basis of popular government during a revolution is both virtue and terror; virtue, without which terror is baneful; terror, without which virtue is powerless."
Updated May 07, 2020 1:14:11pm
May 07, 2020 1:13:43pm
May 07, 2020 6:52:22pm
Taureans are a bit Machiavellian. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1d4jUhmyKw
Updated May 07, 2020 7:01:33pm
May 07, 2020 7:01:33pm
May 10, 2020 7:21:04am
Do you mean to tell me that the "liberals" who sold us common core are using the coronavirus as a way to further dehumanize our children before they fire all of the teachers--in order that Bill Gates can make even more money from his "philanthropy"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlhyX-4qKI
Updated May 10, 2020 7:25:15am
May 10, 2020 7:25:15am
If Bill Gates is so brilliant at everything, why did Magnus Carlsen demolish him when they played? Do they use common core in Scandinavia--where the schools are already open in Sweden and Denmark--with Norway set to join them next month? I'm friends with a Cuomo, too.
Updated May 10, 2020 8:16:25am
May 10, 2020 7:41:47am
I apologize Norway. I didn't realize you've also already reopened schools for the really little ones, too. I'm sorry I underestimated you. I'm an American. It's what we do.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-norway/norway-to-reopen-high-schools-bars-and-most-of-society-by-mid-june-idUSKBN22J2O4
Updated May 10, 2020 7:52:44am
May 10, 2020 7:52:44am
In America, we don't just sell people short--we sell short people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkNoJpbNzk
Updated May 10, 2020 7:56:30am
May 10, 2020 7:56:30am
If the machines were ready to teach our kids, I wouldn't have had to edit my posts for all the typos and misspellings this morning. That's all I'm saying. Damn you, Mercury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Updated May 10, 2020 8:23:17am
May 10, 2020 8:23:17am
I have a confession to make. I didn't know how to spell Scandinavia properly, until recently--that's because I only associated the place with miniature golf. What ever happened to that place, anyhow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_LZU7TdvWA
Updated May 13, 2020 7:34:14pm
May 13, 2020 7:34:14pm
May 13, 2020 7:36:49pm
For those who don't know any better, Sisolak is invading Utah. I'm telling you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_40Gl_-sIw
Updated May 13, 2020 7:38:04pm
May 13, 2020 7:38:04pm
Actually, "Utah" is a bit of a misnomer, which was created by white people who were pretending they cared about natives, such as the Navajo, who actually speak an Athabaskan language, which is ironically found in Denmark, as there are Paelo-Eskimos in Greenland. I just find that a bit humorous, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsVqO83OYow
Updated May 13, 2020 7:55:09pm
May 13, 2020 7:55:09pm
All I can say about not capitalizing "natives" is that I either don't know how to handle proper nouns, or I don't know when the cutoff point is. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAoDT-y8T6I
Updated May 13, 2020 8:11:21pm
May 13, 2020 8:11:21pm
I don't even know how this girl fits into the picture. I just like her. What did I tell you about getting me drunk, Australia?

It's Wednesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXpsZa8_i4
Updated May 13, 2020 8:20:42pm
May 13, 2020 8:20:42pm
If Navajos technically made it to Denmark, what's next? Speaking of Australia, am I going to suggest that some Babylonians were able to island hop from Micronesia? I don't know. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U_mMD2g4cw&fbclid=IwAR0z_4-NlpWNvCUXAx-T4cVv1oPGVpVtA-99toY8P3rAdVnxNxEpzgc5FB0
Updated May 13, 2020 8:33:51pm
May 13, 2020 8:33:51pm
Y'all thought it was a Mormon thing. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a92AUViHGDE
Updated May 13, 2020 8:48:12pm
May 13, 2020 8:48:12pm
May 13, 2020 8:52:26pm
It is how much I paid for two pints of Fosters. That's all I do know. I only drank one. I'm saving the next one for Saturday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUAivc3A0G0&t=6s
Updated May 13, 2020 10:02:33pm
May 13, 2020 10:02:33pm
The only thing more dangerous than drinking by yourself on a Wednesday is drinking with a Virgo. Believe that. That's why I save the other beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAUeHBMKGJc
Updated May 13, 2020 10:11:27pm
May 13, 2020 10:11:27pm
May 13, 2020 10:16:02pm
Anyhow, I have been doing some research on this amazing person, and she is an Aquarius, which--as I have said before--is a higher octave of Mercury, and she lives in Ramat HaSharon, which is in the Tribe of Gad (Aries, and the home of Israel Military Industries). I'm from Sharon, too, and I have Mercury in Aries and Uranus in Sagittarius, so we have all that in common. I don't understand why this doesn't have more views. I feel her!!!
Updated May 14, 2020 8:14:36pm
May 14, 2020 7:33:41pm
For those who don't know where I'm coming from:

"Deborah told Barak from Kedesh Naphtali in the territory of Naphtali to raise an army of ten thousand from Naphtali and Zebulon and fight against Canaanites. Barak insisted that Deborah accompany him in this enterprise. The Canaanites were defeated. Sisera fled and came to the ten of Jael (pronounced: Ya-ael) the wife of Heber the Kenite. Jael (Yael) gave Sisera milk and covered him with a blanket inducing him to sleep.

We trace Naphtali to Scandinavia especially Norway but elements from Naphtali were also found elsewhere. The first Naphtalites reached Norway in the Bronze Age before ca. 500 BCE. These together with Danes were pushed out and became the Vikings. Norwegian Vikings settled on the east of Ireland, the west of England, the north of Scotland. The Normans (of France) were also associated with Norway and many place-names in Normandy have names of Norwegian origin."
Updated May 14, 2020 7:47:40pm
May 14, 2020 7:47:00pm
I just figured I'd put myself out there. For what it's worth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhE7QMXRE1g
Updated May 14, 2020 7:54:07pm
May 14, 2020 7:54:07pm
Keep on printing that money, Donald, because the Australians have so much GOLD that it doesn't matter that you're a Russian troll. Not only were you raised by the media in New York, but furthermore, guess where Rupert Murdoch is from? Watch us cut your airtime on Fox. How about that? We'd love to take a vacation while we keep you GROUNDED, Mr. Man-Child. Now you be a good little boy, and say you're sorry.
Updated May 16, 2020 10:23:47pm
May 16, 2020 6:50:47pm
I take that back, Donald. You should be OUR President, too. For the LOLs. That's because America put the LOCH in Lockheed Martin. Word to your mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFYsJYPye94
Updated May 16, 2020 7:09:00pm
May 16, 2020 7:09:00pm
What Democrats in America don't seem to understand is that people in the Republican Party understand the value in allowing the village idiot to run the show. It keeps people honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97S66xee0U8
Updated May 16, 2020 7:27:35pm
May 16, 2020 7:27:35pm
Fox News is the true news network of SOCIALISM. I'm sorry for misspelling your name, Rupert. Keep America Republican RED!!!

"Murdoch studied Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Worcester College, Oxford in England, where he kept a bust of Lenin in his rooms and came to be known as 'Red Rupert.' He was a member of the Oxford University Labour Party"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch
Updated May 16, 2020 7:44:20pm
May 16, 2020 7:44:20pm
I'd participate in a presidential debate, America, but considering I have Mars and Saturn in Scorpio, it wouldn't be fair. We don't expect anyone to understand what's actually going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKOq-AqPF5Q&fbclid=IwAR1fEvp4P2Ikt5Dfo9BW1u2h3zm1JVwAVXoQohu9JTARgDNB3qEoufbsLz4
Updated May 16, 2020 8:25:52pm
May 16, 2020 8:25:52pm
Upon further review, I just realized that Murdoch's FATHER was the Leninist. However, I'm certain the son appreciates taking snippets out of context, even though he does have this on his resume:

"After McEwen and Menzies retired, Murdoch threw his growing power behind the Australian Labor Party under the leadership of Gough Whitlam and duly saw it elected[33] on a social platform that included universal free health care, free education for all Australians to tertiary level, recognition of the People's Republic of China, and public ownership of Australia's oil, gas and mineral resources."
Updated May 17, 2020 9:29:28am
May 17, 2020 9:22:20am
May 17, 2020 9:25:17am
When you have as many placements in the 12th house as I do--like Mitt Romney, and Rupert Murdoch--you pretty much just tell people whatever they want to hear at any given time. Speaking of which, this is hot off the press--direct from Sharon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk3EvgO78FI&fbclid=IwAR31rkkRmEpweRB-6xfIT_5yKQWhmokhD6vAXk_GJUCmRfaN5YWsrl-qE9A
Updated May 17, 2020 9:57:17am
May 17, 2020 9:57:17am
I hate being the person to say I told you so, but the shutdowns are a lot like swerving into a tree and injuring your family--in order to avoid hitting a deer in the road. I'm not the one who makes the decisions. I'm just a comedian. That's why I don't vote. I heard that Donald is going to shut us down with an executive order, however:

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200528-why-most-covid-19-deaths-wont-be-from-the-virus
Updated May 29, 2020 2:45:58am
May 29, 2020 2:45:58am
That's all I've got. I should have stopped with The Tempest.
Updated May 29, 2020 2:53:19am
May 29, 2020 2:51:42am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I don't care who you are: you have to appreciate the irony of all of these large masses of idiots who are huddled together while the burn everything in sight--after they've been constantly screaming at us for weeks that we're not wearing masks and that we don't care enough about global warming. By the way, China, before you point the finger at us, let me be the first to offer these people to you--free of charge. I say this as a Germanic Taurean with questionably Jewish heritage--like Karl Marx: they can bring you coffee, and you can keep on pretending you're Communists while you manufacture Iphone knockoffs for $1 an hour. I mean that as a compliment. Imitation is the best form of flattery.
May 30, 2020 8:52:26pm
Of course, the difference between Communists and Democrats is that Communists mostly joke about burning stuff down--particularly myself (Mercury in Aries). Indeed, I probably had nothing to do with it, but there is a medical school at UNLV now: as far as Las Vegas is concerned--we're actually on relatively good terms at the moment. With that being said, Democrats, Mormons have been looking for new members for awhile: historically, it's what they're used to; you might even be doing them a favor. 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WYSbrmddo
Updated May 30, 2020 9:52:26pm
May 30, 2020 9:52:26pm
With that being said, it is good to see people finally emerging from their caves. If anyone gets my reference. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2isbrbmP7g
Updated May 30, 2020 10:11:36pm
May 30, 2020 10:11:36pm
This isn't the correct way to go about things. The correct way would be to paint a Swedish flag on the top of the SUV, dress up in Viking outfits, and drive this sucker all the way down to Atlanta and plow through the graffitied CNN logo--while the protestors are sitting on top of it. I say this, even though I own stock in AT&T, because it would be great entertainment--not to mention a write-off. And Facebook knows not to take this post down, because it's a warning about state action: my name means Little King for a reason. Besides, Facebook was originally written in PHP, which was created by a Danish-Canadian, and the back-end system is written in C++, which was also created by a Dane, and Denmark is practically the Swedish D-League. In fact, I could create my own website, but even though Mark Zuckerberg might have billions of dollars, one thing he doesn't have is the ability to speak his mind: that's what I'm here for. In fact, I fully expect for this comment to be shared.
Updated May 31, 2020 12:45:26pm
May 31, 2020 12:05:57pm
Orem punks, on the other hand, have a tendency to egg people on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qts4yzl5060
Updated May 31, 2020 12:21:34pm
May 31, 2020 12:21:34pm
My North Node tells me I should be like Donald, but every time I try and troll people, it doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNgm7TgsgA
Updated May 31, 2020 12:26:11pm
May 31, 2020 12:26:11pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Governor Sisolak, I underestimated you. We don't even need a stadium to watch the Raiders--we can just go to Walmart!!!
Jun 01, 2020 11:10:52pm
Hey, Donald. I've got great news for you. It's a bit early, but here it goes. Happy Birthday, to you! Happy Birthday, to you!! Happy BIRTHDAY--Mr. Soon-To-Be-Reelected PREEEESIDENT!!!! HAPPPPPY BIRRRRTHDAYYY, TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!!!!
Updated Jun 02, 2020 7:53:37am
Jun 01, 2020 11:36:01pm
And by the way, America, before I sign out--Happy Early Birthday to the rest of you--as a whole. We mean that. We thank God every 4th of July that you're no longer our problem!!! 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7CZvvsC64&fbclid=IwAR0aR1_YMoCsiAqZ9_J8Xt5pnx1lQjskVW9qHeHxskpIl-z1xcjLxul_vdA
Updated Jun 01, 2020 11:53:24pm
Jun 01, 2020 11:53:24pm
Somebody was shot and killed--they were looting in Philadelphia. Will somebody finally put a stop to the content that I don't agree with on the WORLD WIDE WEB? It's making me abandon my one-dimensional thought process, and it's really making me uncomfortable. I need a day off. With pay. Right now, Mark. :(

https://qz.com/africa/1450919/trump-cuts-off-trade-with-mauritania-over-slavery/
Updated Jun 02, 2020 8:47:31pm
Jun 02, 2020 8:47:31pm
If I have any other ISLAMIC friends and family members that would like to unfriend me--after they more or less compared BLM to the American Revolution--it might be a good idea to do so now, because Donald isn't the only Russian troll around here.

"The English term slave derives from the ethnonym Slav. In medieval wars many Slavs were captured and enslaved, which led to the word slav becoming synonym to 'enslaved person.'"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs_(ethnonym)
Updated Jun 02, 2020 9:07:14pm
Jun 02, 2020 9:07:14pm
Jun 02, 2020 9:11:38pm
Can't we just move on to our next two-month obsession? I'm already bored with this one. You should have just stuck with the coronavirus, CNN. At least that one was new. Alexandria isn't talking to me again. Damnit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-6a2I96vK4
Updated Jun 02, 2020 9:16:19pm
Jun 02, 2020 9:16:19pm
2020: the year in which humanity finally defeated the flu and racism--within six months. It's over!!! It's finally over!!! I know that I deserve this cupcake that I'm about to enjoy. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo
Updated Jun 02, 2020 9:58:38pm
Jun 02, 2020 9:58:38pm
When you kill one, it is a tragedy. When you kill a million, it is a statistic.

~ Joseph Stalin

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2020/06/03/utah-is-seeing-statewide/
Updated Jun 03, 2020 7:30:03pm
Jun 03, 2020 7:30:03pm
We appreciate all of the protestors infecting the living shit out of everything--in order to prove that all of these shutdowns were nonsense to begin with!!! Don't worry. We'll clean up after you!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI130b4tMjs
Updated Jun 03, 2020 7:39:53pm
Jun 03, 2020 7:39:53pm
Hey, Utah. Seriously, though...seriously...your epidemiologist is smoking hot. Is she seeing anyone? I know I live in Vegas, but it's been awhile since these Philistines have let a brutha get a harircut. Know what I'm saying?
Updated Jun 03, 2020 8:17:54pm
Jun 03, 2020 8:13:22pm
Am I the first person to drink a pint of Fosters while listening to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir--on a Wednesday? Probably. They actually go well together. Get to know this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_of_the_people
Updated Jun 03, 2020 8:34:03pm
Jun 03, 2020 8:34:03pm
Search Facebook: " Angela dunn+utah". Nothing. Good thing I have good ol' Mitt on speed dial. I'm ready to get into some serious trouble this time. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaRC-KWuPZI
Updated Jun 03, 2020 9:18:58pm
Jun 03, 2020 9:18:58pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I wrote a little love poem today:

Angela Dunn,
I gave up my gun.
That makes me a liberal.
At least I can run.
Jun 04, 2020 12:05:20pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I just realized that period after Angela Dunn made it seem as if I was sarcastically describing her, rather than addressing Her Excellency. That had to be fixed. And I wonder why I can never find a date. :/
Jun 04, 2020 1:57:09pm
Jun 04, 2020 4:50:40pm
That's not to say I couldn't use someone like her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfkh6Btcyzk
Updated Jun 04, 2020 4:52:04pm
Jun 04, 2020 4:52:04pm
After my last relationship (and I'm not going to say when), this should be child's play. Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Iq-YEdm9Y
Updated Jun 04, 2020 5:14:24pm
Jun 04, 2020 5:14:24pm
WHY WOULD YOU FUND 40 HOSPITALS AT A TIME LIKE THIS, BORIS? WE'VE GOT THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND AND INFECTING WASHINGTON D.C. WITH THE CORONAVIRUS--AS WE SPEAK! EVEN RAND PAUL ISN'T ABLE TO HOLD A CANDLE TO THESE ASSHOLES! COME AND JOIN THE LIBERAL PARTY IN THE USA!!! STOP READING YESTERDAY'S NEWS!!!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/06/boris-johnson-speeds-hospital-building-aid-economy/
Updated Jun 06, 2020 3:27:04pm
Jun 06, 2020 3:27:04pm
Jun 06, 2020 3:33:15pm
Hey, Sisolak:

If you want me to watch some Raiders games, you should hire Colin Kaepernick. After all, we can't always be winners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLJzfIvcCs
Updated Jun 06, 2020 3:36:32pm
Jun 06, 2020 3:36:32pm
I'm actually banning myself from Facebook. I have better things to do. Feel free to join me, everyone!!! :D

https://www.codecademy.com/catalog/language/html-css
Updated Jun 06, 2020 4:50:14pm
Jun 06, 2020 4:50:14pm
By the way, before I go, I would like to point out that you should at least click the link on the Codecademy website to support BLM, because people in Utah don't just love the Second Amendment --we even manufacture heavy weaponry, and at the end of the day, it's more money in our pocket. I can't argue with that! 🤣

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8384065/Black-Lives-Matter-leader-declares-war-police.html
Updated Jun 06, 2020 5:20:39pm
Jun 06, 2020 5:20:39pm
I'm just glad to see us all finally getting along...
Updated Jun 06, 2020 6:01:28pm
Jun 06, 2020 5:22:36pm
Gun control, huh? Well done, liberals. Well done!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Browning
Updated Jun 06, 2020 5:36:05pm
Jun 06, 2020 5:36:05pm
The thing about Jewish people is that they understand the first one isn't necessarily the most important. I'm getting way ahead of myself again. I apologize. But I really am signing off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OopP5ZFfbpU
Updated Jun 06, 2020 5:46:51pm
Jun 06, 2020 5:46:51pm
Of course, Louis Farrakhan is a Taurean, too...perhaps this might have been more appropriate. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0DKsUoWf6Q
Updated Jun 06, 2020 5:57:49pm
Jun 06, 2020 5:57:49pm
Before I actually ban myself from Facebook, I should also point out that the Nation of Islam studies Dianetics, which is actually Scientology, which means that the REAL head of BLM is this guy:
Updated Jun 06, 2020 7:37:08pm
Jun 06, 2020 7:37:08pm
And to be fair to Scientology, it is loosely based on Aleister Crowley and the Rose Cross. We'll allow it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5SxyQ-9YDA
Updated Jun 06, 2020 7:42:41pm
Jun 06, 2020 7:42:41pm
In fact, considering we're beyond April of 2020, perhaps I haven't been getting ahead of myself. I might even be long overdue. Luckily for me, however, some things get better with age:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXoZ69ce-I
Updated Jun 06, 2020 8:01:21pm
Jun 06, 2020 8:01:21pm
Yeah, Alberta! You and your $15/hr minimum wage, national health care, and gun control!!! You're treating these people like they're a bunch of YANKEES. What do you think this is? Utah? Do we look like we deserve a measly $7.25 an hour + nuclear radiation blown over from Nevada?!?

#UtahLivesDontMatter
Updated Jun 16, 2020 7:44:23am
Jun 15, 2020 7:45:04pm
And I don't want to buy this, because it hurts my ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bxB4WQn5wU
Updated Jun 15, 2020 7:54:55pm
Jun 15, 2020 7:54:55pm
The great thing, however, is that all of that radiation has apparently kept us safe from COVID-19.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downwinders
Updated Jun 15, 2020 8:03:04pm
Jun 15, 2020 8:03:04pm
Where's the reporting, CNN? Why is the death rate in Utah, Wyoming, and Montana so low--and NYC so high??? We make $7.25 an hour minimum wage. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/
Updated Jun 15, 2020 8:07:59pm
Jun 15, 2020 8:07:59pm
Don't look at me. I just work here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ27EBdM19Y
Updated Jun 15, 2020 8:13:20pm
Jun 15, 2020 8:13:20pm
By the way, I'm not saying I make $7.25 an hour now...personally; however, I've certainly been there. Recently. I can make a sandwich with the best of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBdk5hDadYE&fbclid=IwAR1n7acFHQ41Vw3X5JZqDGfcippsjulJ9OsbuYKOIZLY4LlX2YdO6ZzDMQo
Updated Jun 15, 2020 8:24:42pm
Jun 15, 2020 8:24:42pm
Matt Damon is Jason Bourne? SMH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAlig2jW7SA
Updated Jun 15, 2020 8:33:10pm
Jun 15, 2020 8:33:10pm
@BLMAlberta: Where's your shirt made again? THANKS FOR MAKING THIS AN INTERNATIONAL MATTER!!!

https://news.trust.org/item/20190802170845-5q2uq/
Updated Jun 16, 2020 10:11:22pm
Jun 16, 2020 10:11:22pm
I will say this, however: that black Canadian girl on the right with the striped shirt...she could ruin a few months of my life...that's for damn sure. I need to take a cold shower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_51fvSro1jk&ab_channel=LukaReeson
Updated Sep 27, 2021 5:27:07pm
Jun 16, 2020 10:23:46pm
Hell, I'd probably propose to her. You gotta marry up! That's what my grandpa tells me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWFfyjhHwPk
Updated Jun 16, 2020 10:36:19pm
Jun 16, 2020 10:36:19pm
UNLV should replace Hey Reb! with an enormous statue of Kaepernick standing under a Nike swoosh while he's surrounded by Vietnamese children making his sneakers.
Updated Jun 17, 2020 6:41:15pm
Jun 17, 2020 12:22:32pm
By the way, UNLV, your law school is still ridiculously overpriced, and you couldn't pay me to go there: statue, or not statue. The good news is that you do have Marcus Arroyo from Phil Knight's alma mater selling your tickets. And yours truly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN7Olie-WZc&fbclid=IwAR07TGPXAiiu98g9irIte-OC35Ok5ksp-jyS46SHX7Otyzc5f7dazx0nRkQ
Updated Jun 17, 2020 1:00:43pm
Jun 17, 2020 1:00:43pm
Jun 17, 2020 1:03:19pm
I'm not gonna pretend my shit doesn't smell.

That's all I've been trying to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxWNAM8Cso
Updated Jun 17, 2020 1:09:13pm
Jun 17, 2020 1:09:13pm
Colin Kaepernick learned all about this stuff in college. Don't worry:

http://dev.bpnews.net/43382/baptists-humbled-by-failure-to-oppose-nazis
Updated Jun 17, 2020 7:00:28pm
Jun 17, 2020 7:00:28pm
@UNLV: If you're looking for a new mascot....you can still be the Rebels!!! It will almost be as fun as the time when we destroyed the Ottoman Empire. I promise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA_D__HMuFw&fbclid=IwAR1uP0JJS7oZZ4PKiFPd-m_vXJ8-zapgofqMXmKfYlMWFnN-Z3HJ-AVurW0
Updated Jun 17, 2020 7:10:53pm
Jun 17, 2020 7:10:53pm
P.S. I'd suggest a quasi-Muppet, but Nevada is on a bit of a shoestring budget at the moment. Disney characters aren't exactly cheap, and I'm not so certain the Masons should be involved. :\
Updated Jun 17, 2020 7:45:53pm
Jun 17, 2020 7:24:00pm
Jun 17, 2020 7:26:24pm
I heard this man was banned from Marin County. 🤭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
Updated Jun 18, 2020 6:51:23pm
Jun 18, 2020 6:51:23pm
Hey, Francis! You shouldn't have stolen from the Catholic Church. Give Nancy Pelosi our regards. #ProtestantLivesReallyDontMatter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7m96RdeXU
Updated Jun 18, 2020 7:01:16pm
Jun 18, 2020 7:01:16pm
I really am banning myself from Facebook. I just wanted to point out that this video also needs to be banned. I wonder why the Raiders didn't stick around Oakland? The weather is so wonderful there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZIrwCylmGo
Updated Jun 18, 2020 7:25:30pm
Jun 18, 2020 7:25:30pm
The good news is that we're not banning your welfare checks. We're from "Utah." Have a nice day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eccles_Building
Updated Jun 18, 2020 7:30:48pm
Jun 18, 2020 7:30:48pm
I'm just saying...sometimes...I wonder what this guy was thinking... :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriner_S._Eccles
Updated Jun 18, 2020 7:53:28pm
Jun 18, 2020 7:53:28pm
@Sisolak: Don't worry about passing a mask law. Besides the fact that you won't have any police to enforce your laws, I've already got one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4glFpheDlSk
Updated Jun 19, 2020 7:41:28am
Jun 19, 2020 7:41:28am
SDSU gets to keep their mascot. #azteclivesmatter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOz7a2oEgrQ
Updated Jun 19, 2020 12:50:49pm
Jun 19, 2020 12:50:49pm
The State of Deseret was just wayyyyy too politically incorrect. No? I'm learning about the native culture!!! See?!? :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uto-Aztecan_languages
Updated Jun 19, 2020 12:55:08pm
Jun 19, 2020 12:55:08pm
Jun 19, 2020 1:02:06pm
Remember, NYC: he's your baby. We just adopted him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPs17_AkTI
Updated Jun 19, 2020 1:07:10pm
Jun 19, 2020 1:07:10pm
Jun 19, 2020 1:30:15pm
That's all she wrote.
Updated Jun 19, 2020 1:32:15pm
Jun 19, 2020 1:32:15pm
Speaking of wolves, UNLV...I have an idea...
Updated Jun 19, 2020 2:19:20pm
Jun 19, 2020 2:19:20pm
Let's just be the UNLV:
Updated Jun 19, 2020 2:20:36pm
Jun 19, 2020 2:20:36pm
You heard it here first: Brigham Young was the Mormon Kanye West. Your move, Sisolak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5GG7zezJB0
Updated Jun 19, 2020 5:31:32pm
Jun 19, 2020 5:31:32pm
At least I know I'm ridiculous. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoa8k879Pko
Updated Jun 19, 2020 6:49:16pm
Jun 19, 2020 6:49:16pm
For those who are wondering, I should probably disclose that I completely disagree with polygamy. One at a time is bad enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8IlyFCbNZg
Updated Jun 19, 2020 6:58:14pm
Jun 19, 2020 6:58:14pm
As any Methodist will tell you, the Church of England is fine with polygamy--you just have to make sure that you kill them in the right order:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zs6ZBh_U5Y
Updated Jun 19, 2020 7:05:09pm
Jun 19, 2020 7:05:09pm
Indeed, when one considers the fact that Donald at least kept his ex-wives alive, he's actually not that bad of a guy. Is he? In the meantime, I don't even like saying I'm from Orem, because people automatically assume I'm on an episode of the Sister Wives. 😕

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABG1Vg2GE_8
Updated Jun 19, 2020 7:26:21pm
Jun 19, 2020 7:26:21pm
Timeline photos
Seriously, though...if we have to go with a name, what about the UNLV Siberian Tigers? They are wolves only known natural predators. BLM, but who's your daddy, UNR? #RUSSIANMORMONSABSOLUTELYDONOTMATTERWHATSOVER
Seriously, though...if we have to go with a name, what about the UNLV Siberian Tigers? They are wolves only known natural predators. BLM, but who's your daddy, UNR?

#RUSSIANMORMONSABSOLUTELYDONOTMATTERWHATSOVER
Jun 21, 2020 7:45:50pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Robert Webb's timeline.
I have the best dad in history. I don't know what else needs to be said, really. Hope you had a great day! Love ya!!!
Jun 21, 2020 8:19:27pm
We're also upgrading the Fremont Cannon and switching to rugby, because football is for little girls: by that, I'm talking about Colin Kaepernick & Nike--not Moana & Friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TaJwxuI64&fbclid=IwAR0KsTUGLm66qMjbp4EBQ8DDNSCf8JA4btbfLuPKukfDnVdhiqCA96LxwD4
Updated Jun 21, 2020 9:34:38pm
Jun 21, 2020 9:34:38pm
Jun 21, 2020 9:36:47pm
What did I say about the third time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs
Updated Jun 21, 2020 9:40:35pm
Jun 21, 2020 9:40:35pm
@Vermont: Joseph Smith was born in your state, and I'm no Bernie Sanders, but if you make me your President, I'll do whatever this Cancerian says, and she can stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen--where she belongs. Happy 4th of July. I'm out.
Updated Jun 21, 2020 10:09:25pm
Jun 21, 2020 10:09:25pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Amanda Webb-Dick's timeline.
Hope you're having a great birthday!!! Love ya!!! :D
Jun 26, 2020 1:37:30pm
It's like I said before, I'm a big fan of the Cancerians:

"His grave marker is engraved with symbols showing his service in the Confederate Army and his membership as a Freemason."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stith_Pemberton
Updated Jul 05, 2020 7:22:56pm
Jul 05, 2020 7:22:56pm
Jul 05, 2020 7:23:39pm
Jul 05, 2020 7:24:53pm
Updated Jul 06, 2020 12:05:54am
Jul 05, 2020 7:37:38pm
Jul 05, 2020 7:40:14pm
Yo, Ariana, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but I just wanted to stop by one more time to tell you that Kanye West is going to be the best President of ALL TIME!!!

https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-cups/three-of-cups/
Updated Jul 05, 2020 9:55:48pm
Jul 05, 2020 9:55:48pm
Jul 05, 2020 9:57:45pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Kaitlynn Posada's timeline.
Hope your birthday is amazing!!! :D
Jul 06, 2020 11:40:34am
@ Colin Kaepernick: You might be surprised to learn that the 4th of July was actually the date your nation was founded.
Updated Jul 06, 2020 7:18:12pm
Jul 06, 2020 6:54:05pm
Now that Colin Kaepernick is working with Disney on their black history special--they can point out how Muhammad Ali had an extramarital affair with a 16-year-old girl. I think that can be arranged. We're sort of friends with the owner. Maybe I could pull some strings:
Updated Jul 10, 2020 6:14:12pm
Jul 06, 2020 6:56:06pm
I can give people the third degree as well, Ariana. I really am going now. I didn't mean to interrupt your party. I just like to keep things original once and awhile. Carry on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WK_eWihdU
Updated Jul 06, 2020 7:00:05pm
Jul 06, 2020 7:00:05pm
Jul 06, 2020 7:30:52pm
By the way, next time I'm on a date, I'm totally using this line:

"'We both may be killed by the Muslims,' he told her, 'and must put our purity to the ultimate test, so that we know that we are offering the purest of sacrifices, and we should now both start sleeping naked.'"

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/thrill-of-the-chaste-the-truth-about-gandhis-sex-life-1937411.html
Updated Jul 06, 2020 9:00:00pm
Jul 06, 2020 9:00:00pm
Jul 06, 2020 9:03:50pm
Jul 06, 2020 9:06:32pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Gary D Prince's timeline.
Hope your birthday is stellar, Brother Prince!!! :D
Jul 15, 2020 8:09:45am
Happy Birthday from our future president! Love ya, Dad!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70
Updated Jul 22, 2020 8:46:09pm
Jul 22, 2020 8:46:09pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Brent Jason Clark's timeline.
Happy Birthday, BJ! Love ya, bud! Hope to see you soon!!!
Jul 31, 2020 5:54:58pm
I'm still banned from Facebook, but I just wanted everyone to know that I've narrowed my campaign songs down to two possibilities. In order to understand why I've selected these two tracks, here's the CliffsNotes version....

My family name, "Webb", is related to Shakespeare's grandmothers. Shakespeare is said to have studied Kabbalah, which is connected with Safed (Safed is in the Tribe of Natphali; a "Webb" is a "Weaver;" Safed is historically associated with weaving). The ancestors of the Webb family arrived in England following the Norman Conquest of 1066. Presidential candidate Jim Webb was Secretary of the Navy. Also, it might be important to mention that the Tribe of Napthali is connected with the South Pacific/Australia. The Australian Federal Flag of 1901 had a six-pointed star that looks a lot like the one in the Hermit's lantern on a tarot card (Virgo/Mercury). In astrology, the Tribe of Naphtali is Virgo (Yael is associated with the Virgin Mary in Christianity). Vikings were into Odin/Woden/Wednesday/Miercoles/Mercury/Tree of Life. Speaking of which, literally, as for myself, like Shakespeare, I'm actually a Taurean with Mercury in Aries (Gad), and I'm from a little town in Utah (Mormons are connected with Freemasonry/Rosicrucianism) that was originally named after Sharon, Israel (Tribe of Gad). Mercury and Venus (the ruling planet of Taurus) = 40-year cycles/Kabbalah. BYU is a big football school, probably because the Tribe of Napthali was into wrestling. We also have a big presence in Hawaii. There's also an association with Napthali and nuclear technology (Utah got a big dose of radiation from Nevada test site, as did South Pacific islanders). The Japanese/samurai are connected with Samaria/Ephraim/bull helmets. " There are those who claim that the Mikado, the Japanese emperor, is a descendant of the Hebrew tribe of Gad. 'Mikado' recalls the Hebrew word for 'his majesty the king,' 'Malchuto'."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=JYSrBEvvFA4&feature=emb_title
Updated Aug 03, 2020 11:22:17pm
Aug 03, 2020 11:22:17pm
Anyhow, here is campaign song possibility number one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9DGtaM5jUg
Updated Aug 03, 2020 11:23:55pm
Aug 03, 2020 11:23:55pm
However, if one is to represent the Tribe of Napthali, I think we all know that song number two is going to win--and that's because I'm about to throw down the Hammer...stein...
Updated Aug 03, 2020 11:28:24pm
Aug 03, 2020 11:25:12pm
I'm not really kidding about running for President...I'm just Biden my time. Bwahahaha! Get it?!? Biden...nevermind... :\

"Their research is fascinating including the timing of when the Temple of Solomon was built – timed to capture the light of the Shekinah when Venus and Mercury appeared together in the east before sunrise. The closest conjunction for this coming up is Apr 19, 2024."

https://cayelincastell.com/venus-and-mercury-return-of-the-shekinah/
Updated Aug 03, 2020 11:27:31pm
Aug 03, 2020 11:27:31pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Lisa McQuivey Gummow's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aunt Lisa!!! Love ya!!! :D
Aug 06, 2020 5:10:35pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Karen Higbee Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aunt Karen!!! :D
Aug 08, 2020 2:51:50pm
This video had me cracking up. The comments are also fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz2pmSw4aWU
Updated Aug 09, 2020 4:33:08pm
Aug 09, 2020 4:33:08pm
We're building another wall--to contain ourselves. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gog_and_Magog
Updated Aug 09, 2020 4:33:58pm
Aug 09, 2020 4:33:58pm
Team Napthali: The Struggle Is Real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbHfOhJNR4
Updated Aug 09, 2020 4:35:36pm
Aug 09, 2020 4:35:36pm
I love how we just casually snuck an Australian girl into our infomercial. In marketing, we call that the kangaroo pouch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhX_qCyjoc
Updated Aug 09, 2020 5:24:23pm
Aug 09, 2020 5:24:23pm
I told myself I wasn't going to do the Foster's today. I lied. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxvpctgU_s8
Updated Aug 09, 2020 5:32:32pm
Aug 09, 2020 5:32:32pm
I should probably disclaim that there is a bit of a difference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWawX4yfbPY
Updated Aug 09, 2020 6:41:00pm
Aug 09, 2020 6:41:00pm
And just because we're full of cheesy one-liners--that doesn't mean that you shouldn't take us seriously. Ok?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9CpiSnbBI
Updated Aug 09, 2020 6:42:25pm
Aug 09, 2020 6:42:25pm
I mean, unless you happen to be a fan, then by all means...be our guest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
Updated Aug 09, 2020 6:43:16pm
Aug 09, 2020 6:43:16pm
One thing I will say about the Orem, Utah video that I posted before is that from an advertising perspective--it doesn't help to have the cloud covering the mountain. I was going to hire Moses to explain the reality to people, but I thought better about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxS8KYw6ldA
Updated Aug 09, 2020 7:58:40pm
Aug 09, 2020 7:58:40pm
Aug 09, 2020 8:03:17pm
P.S. I don't think anyone's complaining, but those mountain goats are not native to the area. I'm just saying. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yael_(name)
Updated Aug 09, 2020 8:20:26pm
Aug 09, 2020 8:20:26pm
It's not an encore. It's Monday.
Updated Aug 10, 2020 7:30:42am
Aug 10, 2020 7:30:42am
Ryan Webb wrote on Krista Leonor's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Krista!!!
Aug 10, 2020 1:11:00pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Jennifer Graen's timeline.
Happy Birthday!!
Aug 10, 2020 7:48:45pm
Indeed, they may not be native to the region, but the binomial nomenclature of the species--Oreamnos americanus--is Latin for "we are Americans from Orem." And this joke is baaaahd.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_goat
Updated Aug 10, 2020 9:51:47pm
Aug 10, 2020 9:51:47pm
Speaking of which, if anyone was curious, we are still worshiping Baphomet, and I'm planning on introducing my own species into Southern Nevada. Don't ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E0LP7iZTzw
Updated Aug 10, 2020 10:10:59pm
Aug 10, 2020 10:10:59pm
Did I just say all that? Oh deer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCIojbRhBns
Updated Aug 10, 2020 10:23:59pm
Aug 10, 2020 10:23:59pm
My 6th house is acting up again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVrtFKzNLg
Updated Aug 10, 2020 10:32:27pm
Aug 10, 2020 10:32:27pm
I saved two for Tuesday. I'm gonna need it. Derecho aint right. That's all I'm gonna say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxzKVFT4esc
Updated Aug 11, 2020 7:08:43am
Aug 11, 2020 7:08:43am
I guess that's why they called it the 6th, because this Derecho is traveling fast. I try. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLw_1TK6Ms
Updated Aug 11, 2020 7:42:27am
Aug 11, 2020 7:42:27am
Ryan Webb wrote on Jennifer Packard's timeline.
Happy (extended) Birthday!!! :)
Aug 18, 2020 11:00:04am
Ryan Webb wrote on Lori Larsen Monson's timeline.
Hope you had a great birthday!!!
Aug 18, 2020 11:01:39am
Timeline photos
Laura and I are taking the world by storm.
Laura and I are taking the world by storm.
Aug 24, 2020 7:19:18pm
Forget the Big Bad Wolf--Laura is outpuffing Snoop tonight. It's International Dog Day. Where they at?
Updated Aug 27, 2020 7:23:41am
Aug 26, 2020 7:43:07pm
By the way, I realize those are kitties in that last video, but I didn't want Rosie to feel left out. Y'all don't want to know. It's Wednesday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7POixp6zb0A
Updated Aug 26, 2020 7:51:19pm
Aug 26, 2020 7:51:19pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Michelle Buechter's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Michelle!!! Love ya!!! :D
Sep 01, 2020 7:10:55pm
This is what I'm talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiY3D59SXDc
Updated Sep 06, 2020 4:13:29pm
Sep 06, 2020 4:13:29pm
I almost forgot that I banned myself. Don't worry, Facebook moderators--you guys can have the day off tomorrow. Happy Labor Day, everyone!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAV58vGCUxQ
Updated Sep 06, 2020 5:12:53pm
Sep 06, 2020 5:12:53pm
For a real encore, I am shooting for being the third biggest thing to come out of Sharon, Utah since Bert McCracken and Costco pizza; however, technically, he was born in Provo--and the only thing he fears more than Orem is Sharon Osbourne. I'm just saying. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-QaODOg8Ak
Updated Sep 06, 2020 9:27:29pm
Sep 06, 2020 9:27:29pm
And this concludes our sixth-house adventure. Thanks for visiting.
Updated Sep 06, 2020 10:13:41pm
Sep 06, 2020 9:31:41pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Andrew McQuivey's timeline.
Hope you had a great birthday, Andrew!!!
Sep 20, 2020 12:52:17am
I just wanted to stop by real quick to mention that Scotland should follow the same advice the Masons gave America and vote for independence from England with a 2/3rd majority--if they believe it to be possible. After all, I'm all about sporting the red and black--it really fits in with this whole Revelation 19:15/Song of Solomon 2:1 theme I have going on here.
Updated Sep 20, 2020 8:27:04pm
Sep 20, 2020 4:10:25pm
Furthermore, Sisolak, I just wanted you to know that I am about to attend a birthday party--and I'm not wearing a mask. In the words of Daniel Daly, "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!?"
Updated Sep 20, 2020 4:20:54pm
Sep 20, 2020 4:20:28pm
By the way, CNN, I don't know if you've checked the stats lately, but the Vikings are still winning.

https://frimurarorden.se/en/start/the-swedish-rite/
Updated Sep 20, 2020 8:01:34pm
Sep 20, 2020 8:01:34pm
Sep 20, 2020 8:04:13pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Aletha Hallowell Norvell's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aletha!!! I miss you!!!
Sep 20, 2020 9:34:15pm
P.S. Happy Anniversary, Israel!
Updated Sep 20, 2020 11:19:13pm
Sep 20, 2020 11:09:18pm
I warned everyone that my Facebook wall was going to turn into Armageddon. Did I not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
Updated Sep 20, 2020 11:10:54pm
Sep 20, 2020 11:10:54pm
Sep 20, 2020 11:32:17pm
Sep 22, 2020 2:50:49pm
Personally, I'm pushing for Northumbrian independence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQiVYOG25U
Updated Sep 22, 2020 3:21:27pm
Sep 22, 2020 3:21:27pm
Call me crazy, but I like to meet people in the middle. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xad8ajPfvmg
Updated Sep 22, 2020 3:22:31pm
Sep 22, 2020 3:22:31pm
Just remember: I wasn't here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatta
Updated Sep 22, 2020 3:50:06pm
Sep 22, 2020 3:50:06pm
This is what I think of every single time I hear Fauci open his mouth about how great New York City has handled the coronavirus--even though he never says a damn thing about Utah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlmu8v_NgYM
Updated Sep 24, 2020 5:09:47pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:09:47pm
Is Fauci even a real doctor?

"As god of the high-road and the market-place Hermes was perhaps above all else the patron of commerce and the fat purse: as a corollary, he was the special protector of the traveling salesman. As spokesman for the gods, he not only brought peace on earth (occasionally even the peace of death), but his silver-tongued eloquence could always make the worse appear the better cause. From this latter point of view, would not his symbol be suitable for certain Congressmen, all medical quacks, book agents and purveyors of vacuum cleaners, rather than for the straight-thinking, straight-speaking therapeutist? As conductor of the dead to their subterranean abode, his emblem would seem more appropriate on a hearse than on a physician's car."

— Stuart L. Tyson, "The Caduceus", in The Scientific Monthly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine
Updated Sep 24, 2020 5:24:02pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:24:02pm
In truth, I'm a bit hermetical myself. A good man is hard to find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9GAKdEoH_4
Updated Sep 24, 2020 5:29:38pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:29:38pm
I figured I might as well drop one for the Moabites, since it fits the occasion. Anyhow, I have a vacation planned. My job is done here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YocxcVEbqQ
Updated Sep 24, 2020 5:48:50pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:48:50pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:52:54pm
Sep 24, 2020 5:57:51pm
When you've got Uranus in Sagittarius and Mars in Scorpio in the 7th house:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jWbUfKK_g
Updated Sep 24, 2020 7:46:02pm
Sep 24, 2020 7:46:02pm
Sep 24, 2020 8:21:00pm
Sep 24, 2020 8:22:46pm
Sep 24, 2020 8:23:17pm
Speaking of things which are going down in a blaze of glory, I'm not entirely sure if I should average down on my pot stocks, but I'm definitely in it for the long haul. Every so often, people from Orem have to pull some Enochian magic out of the golf bag. Expect the unexpected. That's all I ask. You people in Boston might not realize this, but the Jamaicans are practically our cousins. That's all I can tell you. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRHV7xZXxmg
Updated Sep 25, 2020 7:32:14pm
Sep 25, 2020 7:32:14pm
Granted, I have mentioned my North Node quite a few times. It shouldn't be that surprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOO8TwyVFYI&t
Updated Sep 25, 2020 7:41:25pm
Sep 25, 2020 7:41:25pm
That's really all I've got. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNKlSExnlyw
Updated Sep 25, 2020 8:05:33pm
Sep 25, 2020 8:05:33pm
Btw, Oregon, while we're on the subject of the coronavirus, I might be from Utah, but we do know how to bend the knee. Ask my dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpyDSr21fFs&fbclid=IwAR3BbQUTRHMqf56Y9F2dpIa08ZcITi0ZPQCNl6m_RZQM6NRMux0PtqRhLJA
Updated Sep 27, 2020 5:54:41pm
Sep 27, 2020 5:54:41pm
Sep 27, 2020 6:36:58pm
I just blew my cover. I'm totally not an Aryan type of person. Believe that. Swastikas are not allowed on Facebook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L90smU0SOcQ
Updated Sep 27, 2020 6:38:00pm
Sep 27, 2020 6:38:00pm
Sep 27, 2020 6:39:21pm
I didn't mean to repost so much material, but sometimes, the edit button just isn't good enough. Anyhow, back to what I was doing....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRoPFNAGJC4
Updated Sep 27, 2020 6:45:22pm
Sep 27, 2020 6:45:22pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:16:59pm
I thought everyone was open to people from Portland. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTRzStmaLM
Updated Sep 27, 2020 9:18:31pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:18:31pm
They did say they wanted to learn Khemistry. I'm not sure what the problem is. Maybe we should overcharge them. It's what they're used to in that neck of the woods. 🤓

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song+of+Solomon+1%3A5-6&version=KJV
Updated Sep 27, 2020 9:23:05pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:23:05pm
I think the problem with "doctors" from New England is that they think the coronavirus death toll is like a basketball score:

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/
Updated Sep 27, 2020 9:31:44pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:31:44pm
Unfortunately for them, they are playing the wrong sport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMkuKC4dXOw
Updated Sep 27, 2020 9:33:45pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:33:45pm
By the way, Mark, sorry to trash the land of your alma mater. I practically have a high school education. And I really am outta here this time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Prc1UfuokY
Updated Sep 27, 2020 9:35:57pm
Sep 27, 2020 9:35:57pm
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