Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part VII

 

Aug 23, 2021 8:02:56pm
That's how we connect Issachar and Naphtali where I come from. Oh, and that Union Jack looks good on you, America. Just saying. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XZOgg9WRhI&ab_channel=DroneSnap
Updated Aug 23, 2021 8:06:39pm
Aug 23, 2021 8:06:39pm
Btw, Putin: my sixth house wanted me to tell you that we're sorry we've left a bunch of heavily armed and pissed off Ishmaelites right underneath your belly. That was our bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ROA6aBzcM&ab_channel=RT
Updated Aug 23, 2021 9:31:19pm
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Aug 23, 2021 9:35:09pm
This sounds EXACTLY like the CIA: " [Freemasonry is] a pile of imbeciles who assemble for good cheer and for the execution of many ridiculous follies."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry_in_France
Updated Aug 23, 2021 9:37:46pm
Aug 23, 2021 9:37:46pm
As long as nobody knows that the square and compasses is actually a vagina--I think we're ok. Well...there's that...and the fact that I don't have very many friends on here.
Updated Aug 23, 2021 10:53:25pm
Aug 23, 2021 9:45:11pm
If anyone was wondering--a Taurean with Mercury in Aries isn't much different. We really can't help it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUmNlQmrpc&ab_channel=SweetAnita
Updated Aug 23, 2021 10:03:07pm
Aug 23, 2021 10:03:07pm
For those who still don't know some of the stuff I've been talking about:

"Do the colors of pink, mauve, light purple appeal to you?

These were the colors of Naphtali whose stone was called in Hebrew 'shebo'. This is believed to be an agate which also often has a pinkish hue. Pink today is considered a feminine color.
It is also interesting to consider the attributes attributed in folklore to this stone: It calms, allays fears, it mitigates anger, it strengthens the immunity system, neutralizes negative energies, etc.
This suits Naphtali who has a moderating peacemaking calming side to his being."

https://hebrewnations.com/articles/tribes/naphtali.html
Updated Aug 23, 2021 11:45:37pm
Aug 23, 2021 11:45:37pm
The reason I bring up the pink/Naphtali stuff is because this guy doesn't realize the joke is on him and that he was already wearing our temple garments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfOxTsBCgqY&ab_channel=theofficialHumorU
Updated Aug 23, 2021 11:47:01pm
Aug 23, 2021 11:47:01pm
I'm still waiting to hear back on my CV. :\

https://al.byuh.edu/english
Updated Aug 23, 2021 11:48:08pm
Aug 23, 2021 11:48:08pm
My sixth house (Virgo/Naphtali) with Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio (Dan) wanted to tell everyone that the books of Esther and Song of Songs are the only books in the Hebrew Bible that do not mention God. I wonder why that is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOgKDBwUfM&ab_channel=Moshcam
Updated Aug 27, 2021 10:44:45pm
Aug 27, 2021 10:44:45pm
I heard there are certain roses that could help with this, but that somebody thought it would be a good idea to keep them illegal. ;)

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1437891/why-do-virgos-have-stomach-issues-astrologer-evg
Updated Aug 27, 2021 10:55:11pm
Aug 27, 2021 10:55:11pm
I was also gonna mention that Laura the Benjamite pup is an Aries and that fits in well with my Mercury in Aries in the 12th house, but I think we've made our point. In other news, according to Wikipedia, "Ida is a feminine given name found in Europe and North America. It is popular in Scandinavian countries, where it is pronounced Ee-da. The name has an ancient Germanic etymology, according to which it means 'industrious' or 'prosperous'. It derives from the Germanic root id, meaning 'labor, work'." That means that if you're living in Louisiana, you won't have to wait until September 6th this year... :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eIQ-LO5-eA&ab_channel=PMBMusic
Updated Aug 27, 2021 11:26:53pm
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Aug 28, 2021 12:10:27am
We weren't entirely joking...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch
Updated Aug 28, 2021 12:14:08am
Aug 28, 2021 12:14:08am
Aug 28, 2021 12:14:47am
Btw, when I said Laura is a Benjamite--that was simply on account of her being a dog. I'm not sure of her exact date of birth, but I do know she is an Aries, which is also when we got together. Aries is Gad (for anyone who still doesn't know). Then again, in my natal chart, not only do I have North Node Gemini (Benjamin) in my first house (ruled by Aries), but I also have Chiron (the wounded healer) in Gemini in my first house. This might sting a bit...
Updated Aug 28, 2021 10:27:44am
Aug 28, 2021 10:21:12am
Aug 28, 2021 10:21:50am
Also, in my natal chart, Ceres chills with Mercury in Aries in my 12th house with Pallas in Pisces in the 11th: that means I am hereby ordered to eat this giant bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch....and you're all coming with me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwc__G_Zfyk&ab_channel=PlaylistsKool
Updated Aug 28, 2021 12:41:38pm
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Even I was afraid to check this out, because I wasn't sure if I was ready for that type of a relationship...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KURbtjeFtFE&ab_channel=RazNitzanMusic
Updated Aug 28, 2021 8:51:13pm
Aug 28, 2021 8:51:13pm
I don't feel that I'm ever going to have the opportunity to lecture at my favorite BYU facility, but if I did--this is probably what I would say: "We all know that Jesus preached the Sermon on the Mount, then He (I apologize for the capitalization of the pronoun for the nonbelievers amongst us) was brutally tortured and died for all of humanity, and afterward, He was miraculously resurrected and ascended back to Heaven near this very spot. Really, I shouldn't even be talking, because that's all that needs to be said about where we are. However, with that in mind, and since I majored in the dismal science, I do have a pop quiz for my fellow economists, because we all know we need to get our money's worth. Here it goes... Let's suppose a libertarian-socialist train left Salt Lake City (with Noam Chomsky planning the trip) at the same time that an anarcho-capitalist convoy led by Hans-Hermann Hoppe starts off from my neighborhood in Henderson, NV--assuming everyone is able to find their cars after all of the work they've been doing on our parking lot the past couple of weeks. Furthermore, let us suppose some classical liberals from the Adam Smith Institute had to travel by steam engine from Provo, UT at the same time that the Federal Reserve Board of Governors begins solving New Keynesian econometric formulae whilst on a jet flight from Washington D.C. Who will arrive for the Shakespearean festival in Cedar City, UT first?!? The answer is that in the long run, it doesn't matter, because even though nothing can exceed the speed of light, when economists die, we can all be certain that we're going straight to hell."
Updated Aug 30, 2021 6:26:18pm
Aug 30, 2021 5:50:47pm
I just got asked my favorite Republican question before lunch. Why do we have to press 1 for English? I'm still wondering myself. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieu_et_mon_droit
Updated Aug 31, 2021 1:00:39pm
Aug 31, 2021 1:00:39pm
I should just record this on my voicemail and transfer those calls to my own personal automated system. They call me RYAN for a reason...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzg9u-_J5CY&ab_channel=HistoryWithHilbert
Updated Aug 31, 2021 1:17:47pm
Aug 31, 2021 1:17:47pm
Of course, I don't like passing the buck to my voicemail. Maybe I should ask them for further clarification? For instance: "Would you prefer a different number for English? Do you actually know how to paint with all the colours of the wind? Or, did you mean to dial 1-800-IMTOOINTELLECTUALLYLAZYTOBEAREALNAZITHATSPEAKSGERMANSOIVOTEDFORDONALDTRUMP?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF2vB5Z36hE&ab_channel=SydneyOperaHouse
Updated Aug 31, 2021 5:11:13pm
Aug 31, 2021 5:11:13pm
I should probly just take the next month off from Facebook...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum
Updated Aug 31, 2021 5:20:41pm
Aug 31, 2021 5:20:41pm
While there's still time--that's why they call it Zebulun and Naphtali...we made our own list and checked it twice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tyfMUSGo4&ab_channel=borzong
Updated Aug 31, 2021 5:26:40pm
Aug 31, 2021 5:26:40pm
I had to break the news to him. He was gonna play at the BYU game in Vegas this Saturday, but I told him that the main reason he can't show up is because he's a Capricorn from Scotland (Zebulun) and that it wouldn't be a good idea. For those who didn't know.
Updated Aug 31, 2021 5:53:29pm
Aug 31, 2021 5:43:20pm
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I was actually mistaken. The BYU game is this Saturday (I went back and made an edit). It's been a really slow week for me. The Cougars should come out in black and tell Arizona, "Hey, this might be UNLV's stadium, but since we worship the devil, in reality, Sin City is actually OUR house."
Updated Sep 01, 2021 7:13:15am
Aug 31, 2021 6:00:00pm
And wouldn't it be cool if BYU changed their logo from a Y to a square and compasses that looks like an LV?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0maEYkQMAKE&ab_channel=HÖRBERLIN
Updated Aug 31, 2021 6:39:01pm
Aug 31, 2021 6:39:01pm
What a lot of people don't understand is when Mormon boys say they're staying at their mom's house--they mean the Luxor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potipherah
Updated Aug 31, 2021 6:41:02pm
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Aug 31, 2021 6:55:20pm
With that being said--I am definitely from a tribe whose grandma tried to have sex with his dad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EX0NvL_BLI&ab_channel=TranceForce1
Updated Aug 31, 2021 6:57:04pm
Aug 31, 2021 6:57:04pm
They weren't blood relatives at the time. Jesus! We aren't those kinds of Calvinists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc&ab_channel=ClipsTime
Updated Aug 31, 2021 7:04:38pm
Aug 31, 2021 7:04:38pm
Is it the final trailer? There was soooo much more time to die than they let on....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UcM1xyhWUQ&ab_channel=FilmStarTrailer
Updated Aug 31, 2021 7:40:35pm
Aug 31, 2021 7:40:35pm
I am all about that 12th house, however. You call this a lockdown, America? I'm ready for another 18 months of this shit. Let's shut the game down this Saturday, as a matter of fact. You thought we were gonna be scared of you? We know what that LV really means...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skHbZBsS7hM&ab_channel=BillieEilishVEVO
Updated Aug 31, 2021 7:53:51pm
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Aug 31, 2021 8:14:19pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Michelle Buechter's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Belle!!! Love u!!!
Sep 01, 2021 9:23:11am
As a reminder--if you haven't watched this already--not only are pink and purple the colours of Naphtali, but in the spirit of Virgo, I'm just accepting random Facebook friend requests this month. Once again, for those who haven't seen this, you were warned about any links or messages that you might receive from me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ButlizwQXnU&ab_channel=JustForLaughs
Updated Sep 03, 2021 1:55:58pm
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Sep 03, 2021 2:09:08pm
I told them she was nuclear a long time ago and I was buying Cameco. I don't know why everyone is surprised about my sixth house. There's a reason why they call it Plutonium. :\

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2021-09-16/china-attacks-u-s-australia-deal-on-nuclear-submarines
Updated Sep 17, 2021 6:35:31pm
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Sep 17, 2021 6:37:42pm
If I was that good, I woulda held onto my Gamestop longer...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra
Updated Sep 17, 2021 6:38:23pm
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Also, I'm no Petrarch, but Laura wanted to point out that this is 3 hrs and 33 mins long. Somebody had a birthday, and I was late to the party. I'm always late to the party. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIiN5eHt90&ab_channel=MusicBrokers
Updated Sep 17, 2021 7:20:17pm
Sep 17, 2021 7:20:17pm
Good things come to those who wait. This is what Virgos have taught me...of course, that could also be Saturn (Cronus) in Scorpio in my sixth house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxabLA7UQ9k&ab_channel=Crisyta
Updated Sep 17, 2021 7:33:23pm
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And then Neptune in my 8th house is like...did someone say Capricorn? Really, I'm just trying to get a reaction...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptunium
Updated Sep 17, 2021 9:26:30pm
Sep 17, 2021 9:26:30pm
And finally, that leads us to Pallas in Pisces in the 11th. It's my family dynamics. I know it's a little complicated. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTt0-LpLbE&ab_channel=CameronApplegath
Updated Sep 17, 2021 9:27:54pm
Sep 17, 2021 9:27:54pm
Seriously, though....what are they putting in this Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I understand I have Mercury and Ceres in Aries in the 12th, but this is just getting outta hand at this point...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FkmxGRfkUM&ab_channel=JoyfulNoiseRecordings
Updated Sep 17, 2021 9:43:33pm
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I'm getting married to Bill Burr--is where I am going with all of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZ5gTYMk8Y&ab_channel=TeamCoco
Updated Sep 17, 2021 9:57:35pm
Sep 17, 2021 9:57:35pm
I was gonna propose to her--until we realized she'd become Charlotte Webb, which is a bit awkward. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkujLO17Ez8&ab_channel=AtlanticRecords
Updated Sep 17, 2021 10:17:51pm
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Norse mythology meets Jewish mysticism. It's actually a thing.

"Intriguingly, Norse mythology's central emphasis on the 'World Tree,' which is at the heart of their cosmological schemata, parallels the importance of the Tree of Life found in other religions, such as the Judaism (especially Kabbalistic thought) and Christianity, which both place a tree at the center of their creation stories. "

https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Yggdrasill?fbclid=IwAR3qWfeUAiWJUckWkji7qMNMqwCL9Hy3FzjgmVu-9i5LDMaBkrezC89hbLk
Updated Sep 17, 2021 10:58:44pm
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Ryan Webb wrote on Andrew McQuivey's timeline.
I'm late, but Happy Birthday!!! :)
Sep 20, 2021 7:49:34am
Ryan Webb wrote on Aletha Hallowell Norvell's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aletha!!! Hope all is well!!!
Sep 20, 2021 4:34:08pm
Bill Burr inspired this: "Haiti is a former French colony from the time of Holy Emperor Napoleon. We shouldn't just let them pass through our country like the Mexicans let them pass through theirs--we should go a step further and pay for a bus pass for them and ship them up to their best friends in Quebec! Think about it: they can make $13.50 a hour minimum wage serving poutine to Americans on holiday, and we can strengthen NAFTA! The Catholics love taking care of their people, and they feel fit to lecture us on the matter: ask the Pope, Nancy Pelosi, and Joe Biden! While we're at it--let's show them how apologetic we are and how much we really care and help them SHIP ALL OF HAITI UP THERE. DREAMERS!!! :D :D :D"
Updated Sep 21, 2021 5:07:14pm
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Nothing says OPENNESS like CNN and AT&T. Am I right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_Thomas_Street
Updated Sep 21, 2021 5:03:32pm
Sep 21, 2021 5:03:32pm
Can you imagine Quebec's hockey team 20 years from now if this actually happens? Cool Runnings is due for a sequeeel....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPFD_LqFFDM&ab_channel=DivaChannel
Updated Sep 21, 2021 5:12:54pm
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Sep 21, 2021 5:20:46pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm only down 10% purchase price versus market value on my AT&T stock purchases thus far, but it does pay a good dividend. ;)
Sep 21, 2021 5:24:00pm
Ceres in Aries, ladies in gentlemen...that's me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerealia
Updated Sep 21, 2021 5:58:22pm
Sep 21, 2021 5:58:22pm
And that's not to mention my Chiron in Gemini in the 1st house...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Piazzi
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:01:11pm
Sep 21, 2021 6:01:11pm
It takes one to know one. We're just saying...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigham_Young
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:02:12pm
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He's also a Gemini. Coincidence? :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Jennings
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:03:23pm
Sep 21, 2021 6:03:23pm
This is probably true for me...

"If you have Chiron in Gemini, what you don’t realize is that you have a different kind of intelligence that is uniquely special. Society might not regard your intelligence or communication skills as important, but in the universe, your skills are needed; you have them for a reason.

Instead of doing what you think is good based on society’s rules, you need to learn how to speak your truth using your intuition. You might have mediumistic gifts or be psychically sensitive, or have some other method of communicating with alternatives forms of life like animals, plants, spirits, extraterrestrial beings, etc."

https://teaandrosemary.com/chiron-in-gemini/
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:09:03pm
Sep 21, 2021 6:09:03pm
Laura really does speak through me. They just don't understand!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_psychic
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:11:12pm
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Chiron in Gemini in the 1st house is fine, however, because I know that you know that I think I'm an idiot who couldn't make it into BYU, which is why I post all of this nonsense on here instead of trying out for Jeopardy. I said it. I also said this a long time ago, however...

https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-hide-or-delete-your-most-annoying-facebook-friends
Updated Sep 21, 2021 6:22:24pm
Sep 21, 2021 6:22:24pm
Honestly though, with all of my 12th house placements and Mercury and Ceres in Aries, I'm really mostly like...
Updated Sep 21, 2021 8:47:26pm
Sep 21, 2021 6:27:30pm
33 Thomas St is kinda like a Moon sign 33 degrees Taurus trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house (Scorpio) and Pluto & Saturn in Scorpio (Thomas) in the 6th house? I guess I had it coming...
Updated Sep 21, 2021 11:08:34pm
Sep 21, 2021 10:44:22pm
I figured I should be more explicit for anyone who wasn't exactly getting it. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKkN7o4k_gM&ab_channel=VeeXXL
Updated Sep 21, 2021 10:49:37pm
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Sep 21, 2021 10:56:39pm
My sixth and seventh houses are like, "Really, the flag of Australia doesn't reference the Five Holy Wounds, because the number of stars in the constellation changes based on the brightness of a telescope."
Updated Sep 24, 2021 8:47:21am
Sep 23, 2021 5:28:11pm
These sugar mamas...I'm like...you wanna talk about liberty and justice for all? I didn't, either...
Updated Sep 23, 2021 5:40:42pm
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When Trump said he was building a wall to keep out cheap labour, the Church of the East said, "That's nice."
Updated Sep 23, 2021 6:12:06pm
Sep 23, 2021 5:45:03pm
I just realized that I made a serious grammatical error yesterday. Even though I have Scorpio in my sixth and seventh houses, I had said sixth and seventh house--as if they aren't a plurality. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestorius
Updated Sep 24, 2021 9:20:37am
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Sep 24, 2021 9:21:59am
I made the edit. I'm not trying to get burned at the stake here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExwX-ncw3AM&ab_channel=Goadark
Updated Sep 24, 2021 9:23:45am
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For those amongst us who still aren't familiar with my seventh house of Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Sagittarius...
https://astrolibrary.org/books/crowley-40/
Updated Sep 27, 2021 1:20:06pm
Sep 27, 2021 1:20:06pm
While we're on the subject of Uranus (Aquarius) and Scorpio (Thomas), it's also known as the book that most Americans haven't actually read...

https://www.ushistory.org/paine/commonsense/
Updated Sep 27, 2021 1:21:23pm
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Ryan Webb is feeling incomplete.
I guess there's always Facebook dating.
Sep 27, 2021 1:29:15pm
AOC needs to understand that if she really wants to change the world, she should have me translate Common Sense into an 8th-grade reading level, put a photo of her in a skimpy bikini on the cover, and then we'll tell everyone that it's illegal to read it.
Updated Sep 27, 2021 5:37:38pm
Sep 27, 2021 4:37:30pm
Ken Jennings knew he would lose against a Republican in Utah.
Updated Sep 27, 2021 4:48:24pm
Sep 27, 2021 4:47:10pm
In fact, even if Ken Jennings had run as a Republican in Utah, he still might have lost. I know my people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gPsKSMPhE&ab_channel=JustForLaughs
Updated Sep 27, 2021 4:49:21pm
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The good news for us in Utah is that we don't need brains, because we probably have more cattle per capita than any other state--and I heard that Oregon just legalized something else...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkF9NZjrSIE&ab_channel=JamboRafiki
Updated Sep 27, 2021 4:54:29pm
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Nicolas Cage. Smh. Don't make me reference it. We all have our secrets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgLrh8_qE8&ab_channel=PsyChamber
Updated Sep 27, 2021 5:21:13pm
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Ghandi also had that going for him. I'm still trying to figure out how my Moon trine Neptune in the 8th house relates with my sixth and seventh houses with Scorpio in opposition, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BafN2l01h54&ab_channel=GOAMOAVibrations
Updated Sep 27, 2021 6:05:07pm
Sep 27, 2021 6:05:07pm
I am definitely the opposite of most of my generation. Do you see me on Instagram?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jJ-x1-20ro&ab_channel=TeamCoco
Updated Sep 27, 2021 6:40:27pm
Sep 27, 2021 6:40:27pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I don't really know what my point was today, but it is Monday. :\
Sep 27, 2021 7:32:26pm
Also, if anyone was wondering, I am fully vaccinated, because I firmly believe that we should try every drug at least once or twice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFW3zfm2_7s&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Sep 27, 2021 7:55:07pm
Sep 27, 2021 7:55:07pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Here's the start of my Common Sense translation:

Original version: "Perhaps the sentiments contained in the following pages, are not YET sufficiently fashionable to procure them general favour; a long habit of not thinking a thing WRONG, gives it a superficial appearance of being RIGHT, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason."

Translation: "This might not make sense right away, because y'all are used to putting up with this shit, but chill out for a bit and you'll see where I'm coming from."
Sep 27, 2021 10:22:37pm
I'd finish the rest of my Common Sense translation if I didn't suspect that somebody would steal my idea before it's done. Speaking of drugs, if only BYU had allowed coffee drinkers when I graduated high school--what could have been? Sigh...
Updated Sep 27, 2021 10:42:20pm
Sep 27, 2021 10:39:39pm
Luckily for me, with my Ceres in Aries in the 12th house and Scorpio in the 6th and 7th--I'm the type of person who prefers feeding thieving women spicy food before they raid my fridge in the middle of the night. I actually don't know too much about Provo, but that's how we do it in Orem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYSM9MRlBRY&ab_channel=CafeDeAnatolia
Updated Sep 27, 2021 11:12:49pm
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Sep 27, 2021 11:21:37pm
Did you know that the Pledge of Allegiance was created by a socialist, and that this is also related to the fact that Columbus Day was originally set aside after nearly a dozen Italians were lynched in New Orleans in 1892? It must the whole white supremacy thing. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bellamy
Updated Oct 05, 2021 12:57:45pm
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Oct 05, 2021 1:04:25pm
I'm just glad that Libra by the name of Eisenhower added the "under God" part when he also adopted the Interstate Highway System from the Nazis--otherwise, we'd all be unemployed right now.
Updated Oct 05, 2021 1:13:01pm
Oct 05, 2021 1:11:17pm
It's my bad. I've got Mercury in Aries. :\

"During World War II, as the supreme Allied commander, Gen. Eisenhower was the architect of the defeat of Nazi Germany. As Allied armies raced across France and into Germany, he marveled at the vast highway system built by the Germans prior to the war. Eisenhower wrote in his presidential memoirs, 'During World War II, I had seen the superlative system of German autobahn--[the] national highways crossing that country.'"

https://www.army.mil/article/198095/dwight_d_eisenhower_and_the_birth_of_the_interstate_highway_system
Updated Oct 05, 2021 1:16:25pm
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Do you see now why I'm not allowed in front of Congress? I think they should just banish me to Hawaii...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-zUAbh0Gt8&ab_channel=TranceRavers
Updated Oct 05, 2021 1:20:36pm
Oct 05, 2021 1:20:36pm
(I was going to post all of this on Monday, but Facebook was down and the entire Universe nearly imploded on itself. We haven't had that big of a crises in the Great Church in quite awhile...)

https://study.com/blog/why-is-orthodox-easter-usually-a-different-date-than-the-catholic-one.html
Updated Oct 05, 2021 2:19:59pm
Oct 05, 2021 2:19:59pm
Seriously, yesterday, I almost felt a need to start learning HTML to create my own website. And then I realized...I can just take a nap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOkwPhOvQz8&ab_channel=U%3AFourierUK
Updated Oct 05, 2021 2:21:54pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Anyway...I was just saying...for future reference...I'm officially behind a day. We can worry about it in another 1,500 years...
Oct 05, 2021 2:25:24pm
Then again, maybe it was all meant to be. Even though I have a Moon 33 degrees Taurus trine Neptune in Capricorn--my 6th and 7th houses say we all need death, money, and warfare at some point...
Updated Oct 05, 2021 3:16:04pm
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The Naphtalian pinkos get what I'm saying... :\
Updated Oct 06, 2021 6:37:17pm
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My 5th house is like...I'm just going to defer to Scorpio and the 6th and 7th...

https://www.horoscopejoy.com/virgo-in-5th-house-sensitive-and-modest/
Updated Oct 05, 2021 6:31:45pm
Oct 05, 2021 6:31:45pm
My 4th house in Leo is like...I'm going to defer, too...he's got Mercury in Aries. He'll be fine...

http://www.thedarkpixieastrology.com/blog/empty-houses-in-astrology
Updated Oct 05, 2021 6:33:16pm
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If I'm not being dominated by my sixth house, it's definitely my Vesta in Cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPv64Y56I_4&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Oct 05, 2021 6:36:09pm
Oct 05, 2021 6:36:09pm
Does anyone want to know the real reason I'm single? This is a true story. The first love of my life was a Virgo girl named Vanessa whom I met online when I was about 20 years old and she said that she was into politics and spirituality and that she wanted to join the CIA. I was going to tell her all about how the CIA was created by a Freemason by the name of Harry Truman and how MI6 was tied in with John Dee and Kabbalah, but when I told her I'm into Kabbalah, she said that she didn't like that, because it's just a fad that celebrities are into--specifically Madonna. She also said something about silly red wristbands and I didn't even know what she was talking about. Anyhow, this girl had Juno and Moon in Taurus in her 7th house and that was when I realized I was going to be single the rest of my life, because there was going to be no pleasing her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRQliz7f90&ab_channel=MusicBrokers
Updated Oct 05, 2021 7:55:14pm
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Really, with my Juno in Gemini and Vesta in Cancer in the 2nd house--I should send this girl an email. I'm sure that will work out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FemCN0IhZZk&ab_channel=EDI
Updated Oct 06, 2021 10:45:33am
Oct 05, 2021 8:04:09pm
Moon in Taurus in the 12th house actually doesn't have much to hide.
Updated Oct 05, 2021 8:15:31pm
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If anyone is wondering--part of the reason why I'm all over the place is that I'm learning this stuff as I go and I'm putting the pieces together. I actually found out my 5th house isn't entirely in Virgo, and that it actually starts in Leo, which means the entire 5th house is in Leo, because it depends on where it begins? And therefore, my 4th house and 3rd house are in Cancer? That seems a bit reductionist. Anyway, if there are any astrologers amongst us, my date of birth is 4/30/1984 at 7:00 am in Orem, UT.
Updated Oct 06, 2021 2:54:08pm
Oct 06, 2021 11:16:40am
I'm guessing my fifth house is more along the lines of the Cusp of Exposure. Robert Plant? They were right. Not a whole lot needs to be said about that in my chart...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDMq9ie0ih0&ab_channel=LedZeppelin
Updated Oct 06, 2021 11:23:22am
Oct 06, 2021 11:23:22am
I'm still trying to figure out where the misspelling originated...

https://oa.anu.edu.au/obituary/napthali-joseph-28301
Updated Oct 06, 2021 6:43:47pm
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I'm never going to understand my sixth house.
Updated Oct 06, 2021 7:44:45pm
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What happened was some ancestor was a Taurean and they tried to tell him that it's supposed to sound like an F and he said, "Go F yourself! I know what my name is!!!" :\
Updated Oct 06, 2021 6:58:56pm
Oct 06, 2021 6:55:10pm
And then these happened. That's really all I know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_string_(Kabbalah)
Updated Oct 06, 2021 6:58:12pm
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Oct 06, 2021 8:50:00pm
They must not have been sure what to do with the "h." That's my guess. I'm open to suggestions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQEOP1zh_c
Updated Oct 06, 2021 8:55:58pm
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BRAVO! Keep on pushing westward, you fucking monkeys!!! In the meantime, I'm going to go grab some coffee from Hillary's friends at Walmart. Do you see how much better things are when WE are running the show? The SIS is a lot like the mother who catches their child smoking a cigarette and makes them finish the entire pack. I hope you're happy, Iran! Speaking of which, are those F-14s still working for you guys? Great to hear it! They were made in America. That's why they've lasted you for so long. Remember that!!!

https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-prayer-religion-2b9d9863da38661ba6fa186a72ac5352
Updated Oct 10, 2021 10:31:59am
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Oct 10, 2021 10:37:03am
It's all the fault of that damn military–industrial complex that makes shit that we don't have to replace every two years. :\

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/how-iran-has-kept-its-aging-american-made-f-14-tomcats-flying-111786
Updated Oct 10, 2021 10:51:23am
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Don't worry, Sisolak! Even though I'm fully vaccinated, I'll be wearing a mask when I drive all the way to Walmart in your metropolitan urban sprawl--once I make it out of "my" neighborhood's parking lot that already has multiple water leaks again, because they'd rather fix everything one piece at a time and call out different people every other week. That mask is really important: thank God--it has saved my life so many times. I'm sure the fact that I don't smoke cigarettes still has nothing to do with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29FVnSt8sZg&ab_channel=entropyness
Updated Oct 10, 2021 11:04:19am
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Those Republicans in Utah are all dying so quickly. If only they were such smart Democrats!!!

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/
Updated Oct 10, 2021 11:09:34am
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More importantly, it's all that damn Illuminati's fault--it's ESPECIALLY their fault.
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Boise State happens, Cougar fans...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaria,_Idaho
Updated Oct 10, 2021 12:48:22pm
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True story. I bought coffee and five oranges from Walmart today. I had my receipt and two bags in hand after checking out my own items. I was walking out of there on this chilly and sunny October afternoon and the door guy didn't just stop me--he asked to see my receipt TWICE after doing a double take. I said this: orange you glad the closet Smith's is clear up the road and that it was more convenient for me to shop here today? You were right to be suspicious of me though, cuz not only do I own stock in Kroger, but you're Asian and I'm practically Dutch.
True story. I bought coffee and five oranges from Walmart today. I had my receipt and two bags in hand after checking out my own items. I was walking out of there on this chilly and sunny October afternoon and the door guy didn't just stop me--he asked to see my receipt TWICE after doing a double take. I said this: orange you glad the closet Smith's is clear up the road and that it was more convenient for me to shop here today? You were right to be suspicious of me though, cuz not only do I own stock in Kroger, but you're Asian and I'm practically Dutch.
Oct 10, 2021 4:22:59pm
Oct 10, 2021 4:49:50pm
I hate breaking the Sabbath that isn't actually the last day of the week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlzT4NGzFv4&ab_channel=capewellgaming
Updated Oct 10, 2021 4:54:48pm
Oct 10, 2021 4:54:48pm
Has anyone ever wondered why Mormon missionaries ride bikes? It's because we're ultraconservatives...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcKXjFCC2f0&ab_channel=NPUrbanlife
Updated Oct 10, 2021 5:07:18pm
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I would have known it, but American education has me so enthralled...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcmjC_eL6pk&ab_channel=Dhammanet
Updated Oct 10, 2021 5:39:55pm
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Anyway, there is one person who would understand that last joke...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrall
Updated Oct 10, 2021 5:47:06pm
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I know better than to bother him on his day off, however...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hcvar1AkYU&ab_channel=Dunkman827
Updated Oct 10, 2021 5:47:31pm
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Anyway, I actually met this girl on Facebook when I was up in Seattle causing problems, and I talked to her a few times, but between the alcohol and the fact that I have a very dark and perverse sense of humour, things didn't work out so well. Her name means "tree". And she is a Virgo. To be honest, I was just hoping one day she would yank me by my hair and say "SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!", but things didn't work out, because I'm obviously an asshole. But at least I am finally coming to terms with this fact. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMTtiByuxKE&ab_channel=ilanaharkavy
Updated Oct 10, 2021 8:02:51pm
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You don't really need to know my name. We made it simple for people. My initials will suffice. RHW. NATO knows me as Romeo Hotel Whiskey--for obvious reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up_Eq6r6Ko&ab_channel=PitbullVEVO
Updated Oct 11, 2021 5:54:31pm
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I'm about to tell Diana this: I've got an empty 5th house, Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in the 6th, and Mars in Scorpio in the 7th. That's 565 Kristin. You know where I live. And I know where you live...
Updated Oct 11, 2021 6:48:23pm
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In case you didn't know, my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house wanted to remind everyone of something...

"Samael is also depicted as the angel of death and one of the seven archangels, the ruler over the Fifth Heaven and commander of two million angels such as the chief of other destroying angels.

According to apocryphal Gedulat Moshe (The Apocalypse of Moses, 'The Ascension of Moses' in The Legends of the Jews by Louis Ginzberg) Samael is also mentioned as being in 7th Heaven"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael
Updated Oct 12, 2021 7:25:19am
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Mormon dating is like...
Updated Oct 12, 2021 10:52:41am
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Some people got it. :\
Updated Oct 12, 2021 10:54:34am
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I knew this wasn't true, cuz our women love their dark meat.
Updated Oct 12, 2021 11:14:08am
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I just dropped this comment on YouTube:

I can expand on this. Here's a little bit of foreshadowing...

Song of Solomon 2:1 "I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys."

There are actually two books in the Bible that are quite feminine and never mention God: they are Esther (Adar/Pisces/12th house) and Song of Solomon.

I was born in Orem, Utah, which was originally known as Sharon, which is named after Sharon, Vermont, which is where Joseph Smith was born. This originally comes from Sharon, Israel. Speaking of MOTHERS, my last name is related to William Shakespeare's GRANDMOTHERS, who were BOTH Webbs, and Safed is a weaving center in Israel and the main center of Kabbalah--as one of Israel's four holy cities. Tiberias is another of the four holy cities in Israel, and is found in the Tribe of Naphtali, and it is also associated with the Zodiac.

Mormonism is connected with Freemasonry, which is ultimately connected with Kabbalah. The idea that God (El) has a wife is actually ancient--according to modern archaeology, her name is Asherah. The Twelve Tribes of Israel are associated with the Tribes of the Zodiac. John Dee is associated with Shakespeare and Enochian magic, and the Book of Enoch is associated with Ethiopia, which is connected with King Solomon.

http://www.woe.edu.pl/content/dr-john-dee-original-007

"That by Sir William Drummond is:—Aries to Gad, Taurus to Ephraim, Gemini to Benjamin, Cancer to Issachar, Leo to Judah, Virgo to Naphtali, Libra to Asher, Scorpio to Dan, Sagittary to Manasseh, Capricorn to Zebulun, Aquarius to Reuben, and Pisces to Simeon and Levi."

https://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/nop/nop19.htm?fbclid=IwAR07UDDhAT3ImYBHyXrzy3Y1ro4VdB27hKSamk2w_K38DQvxXaITGbr6Ank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Drummond_of_Logiealmond

If God is imMATERIAL (MATERial is derived from the Latin word for mother: "mater"), then why does the materialistic serpent--A SYMBOL OF GOD--suggest that we could become as gods, knowing good from evil? Interestingly, my mother is a Capricorn, which is associated with "the world" in occult circles, which is ruled by Saturn (Saturday/Sabbath/Binah).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binah_(Kabbalah)

Genesis 3:22 "And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become AS ONE OF US, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the TREE OF LIFE, and eat, and live for ever:"

I also share other natal aspects with my distant uncle Shakespeare. Not only are we both Taureans, but we both have Moon trine Neptune and Uranus in Sagittarius. For those who are interested in more details of my natal chart, I have a 33-degree exalted Moon (mother) sign in Taurus (Ephraim) in the 12th house (Adar/Purim). I also have Sun in Taurus in the 12th house and Ascendant in Taurus. Mercury and Venus are perfectly conjunct at 27 degrees Aries in the 12th house of my natal chart (Mercury and Venus align in the 40 year cycle/Return of the Shekinah). Taurus is ruled by Venus, which forms the Pentagram of Venus, and I have Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio (Tribe of Dan) in my sixth house (Virgo/Naphtali). I also have Mars in Scorpio in my 7th house: Samael resides in the 5th and 7th heavens ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael ), and Libra holds the Scales of Justice--the Tribe of Dan were known as the "Judge". I also went to a school in Las Vegas that is called Cimarron Memorial...we're the Spartans. I can be a little intense. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByvtBQoCbGE&ab_channel=MostafaGamalBisher"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ACkDdxEgY&t=85s&ab_channel=SaintsUnscripted
Updated Oct 13, 2021 10:42:40pm
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Ryan Webb wrote on Sheila Clark's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aunt Sheila!!! Love you!!!
Oct 15, 2021 8:42:22am
If anyone is going to bring people back from the dead, it's these people. They brought the sparkling water out to me at dinner, and I was like...we aren't drinking even more coffee? It's fine. I brought some Tylenol...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yussxyr2w&ab_channel=MarkWiens
Updated Oct 16, 2021 2:38:18am
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Ryan Webb wrote on Josh Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Josh! Miss ya, bud!!! Hope you have a great one!!!
Oct 16, 2021 10:45:35am
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This would be fantastic, and I've been pushing for it. I would love to see the Trump states secede, because then they would have to deal with the even more impractical idea of building a wall surrounding all of Jesusland--and the rest of us could link up with Canada, Australia, and the United Kingdom. It would be hysterical!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZbhC6tWhbQ&ab_channel=RussellBrand
Updated Oct 17, 2021 3:08:00pm
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And then we won't have to talk about the White Horse Prophecy anymore, either...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddwf5tdpQI&ab_channel=stickpunk1
Updated Oct 17, 2021 3:23:54pm
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I don't put America first. I put America in my 2nd house...

https://milewis.wordpress.com/2017/06/29/second-sons-in-genesis/
Updated Oct 17, 2021 7:23:27pm
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Of course, I also have America primarily in my 3rd house--with it leading the charge in my 4th house, but that goes without saying...

http://www.math.brown.edu/tbanchof/Yale/project13/bible.htm
Updated Oct 17, 2021 7:36:30pm
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When Jesus comes back to Missouri, he's going to be bumping this in the chariot. That's all I know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&ab_channel=BeastieBoysVEVO
Updated Oct 17, 2021 7:44:02pm
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We just wanted to let you Mormons know how off base you have been all these years. You crazy people and your horses. Smh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosslyn_Chapel
Updated Oct 17, 2021 8:10:33pm
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Watch out for the Scorpios, especially...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_B._Marsh
Updated Oct 17, 2021 8:19:30pm
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These people took Hamlet way too seriously:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danite
Updated Oct 17, 2021 8:21:16pm
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Of course we're fans of tragedy in Utah: has anyone else seen the Utah Jazz? Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house...I'm just saying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ib6ln64x9Y&ab_channel=HATE
Updated Oct 17, 2021 8:23:35pm
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In fact, the only thing more tragic than the Utah Jazz is my alma mater's football team at the moment, but at least we're not Ogden. That's my Vesta in Cancer trying to make me feel better...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74S7EMUAKFs&ab_channel=ThePhantomoftheOpera
Updated Oct 17, 2021 8:38:48pm
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What if you're a second born son of Judah amongst the Tribe of Ephraim? That's a bit ironic.

"There is a tradition that elements from Judah came to Ireland at an early stage. These are sometimes associated with the Clan of Zerah."

https://hebrewnations.com/articles/tribes/ireland-and-ulster/ulsterjew.html
Updated Oct 18, 2021 10:09:01pm
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I'm still trying to figure out the significance of the Kabbalistic red strings. I could always ask Dorothy... ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L0YW0tqd_4&ab_channel=distinctiverecords
Updated Oct 18, 2021 10:10:19pm
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Of course, there's something else to be said about the Irish. (Deuteronomy 33:20)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Banner
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I might have Moon trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house, but what does that even mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp06Yoj8yWU&ab_channel=ZsuzsannaUhlik
Updated Oct 18, 2021 11:40:23pm
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Ryan Webb wrote on Claribel Calvario's timeline.
Hope you have a great birthday!!! :)
Oct 19, 2021 12:32:25pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Mike Jones's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Mike!!! Hope all is well!
Oct 19, 2021 12:51:22pm
I really was having an existential crises a moment ago. Some Scorpio called me and his name was Benjamin (Gemini) and he didn't tell me he knows how to speak English quite well, and he requested a Spanish interpreter. And I can speak a little bit of Spanish, but I wasn't going to go there professionally. Meanwhile, the phone call dropped several times and we couldn't keep the interpreter on the line. So then the guy suddenly speaks English. That right there is my Chiron in Gemini in the 1st house. And by the way, luckily for me, I do have a Cancer/Gemini cusp stepmama named Roberta whose mama is Lutheran. And she is a Marsh person--if you guys are wondering how all of this is related. And we really did beat the Bears last week. I don't tell any lies.
Updated Oct 20, 2021 12:50:32pm
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Lions and tigers and bears...I just wanted to give a shout-out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutheran_Church–Missouri_Synod
Updated Oct 20, 2021 12:51:23pm
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I almost forgot to mention my ultimate Trump supporter in my 7th house...
Updated Oct 20, 2021 2:29:37pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
In Mother Orem, we lock the coronavirus down....
Oct 20, 2021 2:42:24pm
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I was posting so fast today that I didn't even realize I messed this up:

https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/whose-vs-whos/
Updated Oct 20, 2021 6:43:39pm
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Then again, the other thing that's lucky for me, besides Roberta, is the other Cancer cusp in my family...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCsO56kWwTc&ab_channel=Schmidt1942
Updated Oct 20, 2021 6:46:16pm
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Nothing says Sagittarius in the seventh house like a Libra quoting Mark Twain.
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The definition of equinox can wait.
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And it's like I said about Virgos: I have learned that patience is a virtue. We're not going anywhere. That Judo shit doesn't scare us. And we have all the time in the world...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgVPDMjghDI&ab_channel=FORCETechnology
Updated Oct 20, 2021 9:19:55pm
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Ryan Webb wrote on David Dick's timeline.
Happy Birthday, brutha!!!
Oct 21, 2021 4:46:17pm
Sisolak and Biden belong together. It was SUCH a JOY watching the real Tribe of Joseph DEMOLISH you French WHORES in your big fucking stadium of RICHES, because I truly went to high school TWICE. Maybe you can keep waging war against my sixth house, because my fellow horsemen have finally arrived. Give Bank of America our regards, "Democrats". ~ John 3:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikUD2rG-rNI&ab_channel=Akillheals
Updated Oct 23, 2021 10:21:27am
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I think it's fair to say that this should no longer fall under the category of "comedy':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs&ab_channel=TheVoxRox
Updated Oct 23, 2021 10:29:04am
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Also, America, what's crazier--the fact that the University of Utah has historically allowed guns on campus, or the idea that students at a Tier 1 university aren't thought to be responsible enough to use a handgun when they could easily become officers in the military that maintains the world's largest thermonuclear arsenal?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59005500
Updated Oct 23, 2021 10:51:22am
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With that being said, USC should be concerned about people at the University of Utah owning guns...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tEfrKffiLY&ab_channel=MovieSection
Updated Oct 23, 2021 10:59:16am
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This is even more ironic: "Firearms are prohibited at all times."

https://www.usafa.edu/visitors/getting-on-base/
Updated Oct 23, 2021 11:20:44am
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It's ok, Air Force Academy--I wouldn't want to defend any of you fucking idiots, anyhow...
Updated Oct 23, 2021 11:23:08am
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That's because I'm a 2nd son as a Taurean, but as a literal 1st son--I'm practically Australian.
Updated Oct 23, 2021 11:28:55am
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Also, that's the great thing about the Australians: they're not the Illuminiti; they just say it straight to your face.
Updated Oct 23, 2021 11:53:57am
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Of course, if it weren't for Harry Truman and fully automatic machine guns in the hands of people from Utah, we wouldn't get to enjoy some REAL burgers...there are benefits to being evil. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df8dXtahQqM&ab_channel=야미보이Yummyboy
Updated Oct 23, 2021 12:06:34pm
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If I ever open up a five-star steakhouse, I'll be using my own Bible verse. I think I'm gonna call the establishment Depraved.
Updated Oct 23, 2021 12:32:55pm
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And then on the surveys when people leave, it's not even going to give them an option--it's just going to say, "THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! IF YOU THINK OUR SERVICE WAS TOO SLOW, YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me4v743oJqw&ab_channel=HistoryMarche
Updated Oct 23, 2021 12:48:15pm
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Then again, grammatically speaking, shouldn't it be "I'm not A Muslim"? Unless you're not Type A? Idk...
Updated Oct 23, 2021 1:23:02pm
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Also, I have a habit of repeating myself--for the sake of argument. I apologize if I've bored anyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjuZq-8PUw0&ab_channel=CarloBonaiuti
Updated Oct 23, 2021 1:25:43pm
Oct 23, 2021 1:25:43pm
Hey, San Francisco! Since USC and Notre Dame are nearly done celebrating with their choir boys in the showers after the game last week, maybe you guys can form a homosexual army and go door to door asking for people's vaccination cards--instead of taking it out on In-N-Out Burger. You think?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/21/vatican-secret-property-empire-mussolini
Updated Oct 25, 2021 12:50:35pm
Oct 25, 2021 12:50:35pm
As a Taurean, I already know y'all want my sexy ass.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite%27s_concubine
Updated Oct 25, 2021 1:16:25pm
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The only problem is this, San Francisco: y'all have to compete with Diana, because she's already checking out my pipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q&ab_channel=michaeljacksonVEVO
Updated Oct 25, 2021 1:24:34pm
Oct 25, 2021 1:24:34pm
It turns out that rapture is not Latin. I was thinking it was a conjugation of RAPE, TU, and RE (returning to rape you), but it's actually Greek. Who knew? This is why I didn't major in etymology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
Updated Oct 25, 2021 4:38:46pm
Oct 25, 2021 4:38:46pm
I don't worry about Mark taking down my posts, because he knows where I come from.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orson_Scott_Card
Updated Oct 25, 2021 4:40:34pm
Oct 25, 2021 4:40:34pm
As any Virgo will tell you--it's not what you say: it's how you say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4&ab_channel=michaeljacksonVEVO
Updated Oct 25, 2021 4:41:27pm
Oct 25, 2021 4:41:27pm
That's not to mention the fact that Mark knows I have Camtasia and that all of it will end up on Fox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA5eartth80&ab_channel=panosaero
Updated Oct 25, 2021 5:16:26pm
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Not that it really matters, because I am a Taurean. :\

https://overviewbible.com/simon-the-zealot/
Updated Oct 25, 2021 5:57:39pm
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I just want to live in a country where HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS aren't asked to be POLICE officers when THE STATE could simply FINE people for not complying with THEIR legal orders by requiring citizens to submit proof of vaccination or a doctor's note to a valid authority--either electronically, or by mail; also, I would like to see how long that holds up in court, because it probably won't. DON'T CRUCIFY A RESTAURANT! I also want to live in a country that doesn't BLACKMAIL people for DONATING money to THE ONLY OTHER POLITICAL PARTY IN OPPOSITION. Do you know what they call such a one-party state? TOTALITARIANISM.

https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2021/10/21/californias-in-n-out-sparks-latest-pandemic-culture-war-1391983
Updated Oct 25, 2021 7:34:07pm
Oct 25, 2021 7:34:07pm
Also, for those who didn't know, I'm not exactly a Gnostic, but I did used to work at In-N-Out and they are literally part of my family: that is why I am taking this personally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfTSS-ZCZI&ab_channel=TRANCEMASTER59
Updated Oct 25, 2021 8:27:47pm
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Updated Oct 25, 2021 8:37:38pm
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And San Francisco--y'all are lucky Alessia's name means defending warrior: otherwise, I might do more than issue a strongly worded statement. There's a reason why I have Venus conjunct Mercury in Aries in the 12th house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-WYSbrmddo&ab_channel=brgriffin7
Updated Oct 25, 2021 9:38:51pm
Oct 25, 2021 9:38:51pm
I love people from Kentucky. They're like, "I don't mean to take this out on you, but I want to keep my slaves, even though I don't have an ability to defend myself, and that's where you come in."

https://www.middlecreek.org/kentuckys-role-in-the-civil-war/
Updated Oct 26, 2021 1:01:50pm
Oct 26, 2021 1:01:50pm
Will you help us? I don't have a pair of balls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
Updated Oct 26, 2021 1:15:02pm
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I seriously posted this:

"Hey, Alessia! I've got Vesta in Cancer and Juno in Gemini in my 2nd house. If you ever need a coffee boy, you just let me know, cuz nothing says defending warrior like Juno. We could be a redneck version of The Parent Trap: after all, I'm a Taurean from Utah and you're a Cancerian in a Commonwealth realm. We'll rewrite the US Constitution and you can make all of our decisions. I know some people who could make that happen. Deal?!?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wClUp86Ry_E&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Oct 26, 2021 7:57:33pm
Oct 26, 2021 7:57:33pm
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I would make an offer to this Canadian, but I'm pretty sure Guinevere is already taken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC4D_RwyHWw&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Oct 26, 2021 11:52:09pm
Oct 26, 2021 11:52:09pm
I read that Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton and Drake all have Chiron in Gemini. I guess that's not a bad club for me to be in. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA&ab_channel=DrakeVEVO
Updated Oct 28, 2021 7:50:38pm
Oct 28, 2021 7:50:38pm
Only dumb people believe in astrology. Remember that. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Kepler
Updated Oct 28, 2021 7:52:45pm
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You'd better get it while it's hot--it might not be around much longer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89KiJ1cjw8&ab_channel=%5BDM%5DPopsMusic
Updated Oct 28, 2021 7:55:53pm
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I can see how I have Chiron in Geminim in my 1st house, because I always had a problem with my economics classes. I always thought about how "computers" continue to do more and more for us, even though they continue to become cheaper and cheaper in comparison to basic commodities (like gasoline). What is a "computer", anyhow? That type of thinking is liable to get you killed. :\
Updated Oct 28, 2021 8:59:44pm
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Updated Oct 28, 2021 9:19:51pm
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It sort of explains all of my 12th house placements. When you think about it--we are all "dead" (nonexistent) the vast majority of the existence of the Universe. Furthermore, we are always a different person every day. Look at photos of "yourself" from 20 years ago. Are you really THAT person? And yet, we never really want to think about death: we usually just assume that whatever is in front of us is "real"and that it will always be here. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1d-1hPuao&ab_channel=Fluidified
Updated Oct 28, 2021 9:27:39pm
Oct 28, 2021 9:27:39pm
It's "my" Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house sextile Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio that's been doing all of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbzyETP884&ab_channel=Fluidified
Updated Oct 28, 2021 9:43:56pm
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I was gonna have a debate with AOC, but then I was like, "Hey, girl! It makes sense that you're a Libra, cuz I have Mars in Scorpio all up in my seventh house, and your initials reminds me of the diameter of a circle that's associated with Thales--who suggested that the originating principle of nature and the nature of matter was a single material substance: water. Nothing says primordial water like Scorpio. You feeling me?"
Updated Oct 29, 2021 5:31:34pm
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I don't know how they do it in Boston, but that's how we get down in Vermont. Bernie knows what I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ-UR8jiaTM&ab_channel=ConservativeChannel
Updated Oct 29, 2021 5:32:12pm
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Arsenio Hall was looking like the real life version of Wesley Snipes after that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw&ab_channel=Blade
Updated Oct 29, 2021 5:34:04pm
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Hey, Gavin Newsom! Stanford is GARBAGE. I'm sure you're not aware of this, and I would have told you sooner--if it weren't for me having to wait an hour in line for my In-N-Out Burger today; however, the reason why Utah, Hawaii, and VERMONT have a much lower coronavirus death rate per capita than California is because we pay homage to CAMBRIDGE and ROYALISTS--instead of Harvard/Irish Catholic Republicans. Maybe Biden and the French can talk some more about the former SLAVES you won't allow through your borders. With that being said, I am enjoying watching AT&T circle the drain, because in the words of Donald Trump--I can keep on buying more of your TRASH!!! AND Las Vegas: FUCK THE RAIDERS, AND FUCK BANK OF AMERICA!!!
Updated Oct 29, 2021 8:08:24pm
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We could pay people in San Francisco reparations and we'd still kick the shit out of them--in the REAL sport of THE WORLD that WE control. I NEED MORE MONEY TO RUN META!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUSojCb193U&ab_channel=7thave
Updated Oct 29, 2021 8:26:03pm
Oct 29, 2021 8:26:03pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Eat a dick, Zuckerberg.
Oct 29, 2021 8:28:21pm
Oct 29, 2021 8:38:03pm
BTW, speaking of eating such matters, this is half the reason I couldn't stand living in Seattle. Bleh. If you think In-N-Out's fries are bad--go visit Amazonland:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Drive-In
Updated Oct 29, 2021 8:42:00pm
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True story. When I was living in Seattle, I was roommates with a cool girl who ended up going to Stanford for graduate school. Her name is Sydney. She is a Cancer-Leo cusp/biochemistry major. I kinda fucked that one up. People there are standoffish and pretentious as shit, though. I think the problem is that they are too much like me. That's why I came back down here...anyway...at least I know I'm a hypocrite.
Updated Oct 29, 2021 8:48:05pm
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I just don't understand how so many people still don't know these things. It's whatever. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY&ab_channel=EminemVEVO
Updated Oct 29, 2021 9:44:41pm
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Oct 30, 2021 8:30:15am
Oh. Harvard wasn't founded by French/Irish CATHOLICS like Joe Biden and rich Jews like Mark--who honestly think they are going to get away with restricting people's First Amendment rights, which are actually BRITISH and NATURAL rights--even though they make all of their money thanks to network externalities that are maintained by buying out competitors and whores in Washington D.C.? Wow. I didn't know that. Ok. Maybe I knew that one...

https://www.trinityfoundation.org/journal.php?id=190
Updated Oct 30, 2021 9:07:16am
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America is like--we aren't Trojans: we just put our richest corporations in an area that's prone to earthquakes. :\
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I'm just saying--you should have put that stadium money towards BOOKS. I guess it's water under the bridge at this point. Or should I say--water that's still running through a certain parking lot?

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2021/oct/29/live-blog-unlv-football-looks-to-reclaim-cannon-at/
Updated Oct 30, 2021 10:51:45am
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At least I don't have Pluto in Gemini. Otherwise, I might start losing faith in Marcus Arroyo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMVpTIbK_ws&ab_channel=HunterGrove
Updated Oct 30, 2021 11:21:42am
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Oh. I have Pluto in SCORPIO. That's much easier to deal with. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAOUtgdcjik&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Oct 30, 2021 11:25:37am
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Together--we can take down Sisolak. :D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ08DSdcqPY
Updated Oct 30, 2021 11:37:47am
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It is a bit ironic when it's in 33 degrees Taurus. :\

https://www.vikabradford.com/blog/the-hades-moon
Updated Oct 30, 2021 11:40:03am
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I might consider the booster shots with my FREE WILL, but are the 11% of Americans who don't qualify for booster shots not going to be able to eat at In-N-Out once the vaccines wear off even more than they already have? Are we going to need a vaccine passport for the booster shots, too? How much longer are people honestly going to put up with this nonsense--when rioting is already occurring? I thought the War on Terror was bad. I thought the War on Drugs was bad. The War on the Coronavirus, however, is becoming worse than both of those COMBINED. It's like the government said--damn--now that we are finally wrapping up the War on Drugs and the War on Terror--what other nonsense can we come up with that is even more outrageously stupid in order to justify our existence?
Updated Oct 30, 2021 9:50:42pm
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I wonder why In-N-Out wouldn't want to put their HIGH SCHOOL employees on the frontlines against this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i2Vr9-2UOA&ab_channel=WION
Updated Oct 30, 2021 9:55:12pm
Oct 30, 2021 9:55:12pm
When you're the parent of a high school student in California who works at a restaurant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOyOZ0MBXwY&ab_channel=Go2LobbyBoy
Updated Oct 30, 2021 9:56:46pm
Oct 30, 2021 9:56:46pm
Speaking of Webbs, Mormons, and Virginia--this BYU/Virginia game is looking a little frisky. I don't know if Blue Dogs are even going to be allowed next election.
Updated Oct 30, 2021 10:51:29pm
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As any Aquarian will tell you--the best defense is a good offense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Webb
Updated Oct 30, 2021 10:53:54pm
Oct 30, 2021 10:53:54pm
I warned them about my sixth house and the higher octave...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_I
Updated Oct 30, 2021 10:58:09pm
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Oct 31, 2021 12:09:46pm
Actually, Biden, Sisolak and I all sing this together when we're making love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwZSBW_1QG4&ab_channel=IggyPop-Topic
Updated Oct 31, 2021 12:10:38pm
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Fifty honest prostitutes? If that doesn't sound like mother fucking America:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banquet_of_Chestnuts
Updated Oct 31, 2021 12:11:39pm
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Technically speaking, the orgy went down last night, which is perfectly acceptable as far as I'm concerned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp6rVrGmvMs&ab_channel=GirlPlayXSoCal
Updated Oct 31, 2021 12:28:01pm
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Amy Winehouse had Sun and Mercury in Virgo in the 5th house, but considering my 6th house contains Pluto in Scorpio, it kinda makes sense that she's already dead. She speaks for our generation, too. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtaQAD6N5g&ab_channel=BossaNovaMusic
Updated Oct 31, 2021 11:36:24pm
Oct 31, 2021 11:36:24pm
I just realized that the Amy Winehouse link I posted last night has some false advertising in the tracklist...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HyZ5aW76c&ab_channel=CrownVictoriaCop
Updated Nov 01, 2021 1:09:16pm
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I'm not trying to be preachy; I just post things that I learn as I go. Or things that I relearn? Idk. Btw, if anyone was wondering, Amy and I both have North Node in Gemini and Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in our sixth houses. I wish I could have met her. I don't mean to be a bother to anyone. :(
Updated Nov 01, 2021 1:11:25pm
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From now on, when somebody asks my sign, I'm just gonna tell them that I can't tell them much, but that I'm a recovering Sagittarius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P203UqDdvuI&ab_channel=REGGAESTA
Updated Nov 02, 2021 10:15:01pm
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Also, this fool has two dates of birth on Wikipedia right now:
Updated Nov 02, 2021 11:00:05pm
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Google is saying "E. Parry Thomas date of birth" is June 9th. I don't know what to believe anymore. Is he a Gemini?
Updated Nov 02, 2021 11:02:22pm
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This is why I try not to drink anymore, btw...gummies are another story...i've already said too much. I know I said I was moving on. I lied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc&ab_channel=AmyWinehouseVEVO
Updated Nov 02, 2021 11:06:10pm
Nov 02, 2021 11:06:10pm
Alessia Cara just posted a photo of Amy the other day. I told y'all I feel like I'm on the same wavelength as her. I know it sounds crazy--with her being super famous and all. Do you know what else is crazy, though? People still don't realize the Egyptian goddess of wisdom and astrology has marijuana growing out of her head. It's whatevas. I just work here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seshat
Updated Nov 03, 2021 10:00:04pm
Nov 03, 2021 10:00:04pm
Hey, UNLV! Why don't you require students to show proof that they aren't smoking cigarettes? Oh. Wait. That's because you aren't BYU. If you were BYU--you'd have a football team--instead of a stadium.

https://www.8newsnow.com/sports/unlv-sports/unlv-to-require-proof-of-covid-19-vaccination-at-rebels-basketball-games/
Updated Nov 04, 2021 9:34:24am
Nov 04, 2021 9:34:24am
We need proof at the THOMAS and Mack. We're selling all of this alcohol here to young adults, but we're really concerned about health care. Trust us. We're doctors. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Thomas
Updated Nov 04, 2021 9:37:20am
Nov 04, 2021 9:37:20am
And then when you kids are done getting drunk, you can go drive home in the largest unincorporated town in America, because the casinos don't want to pay any taxes to give you a bus pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSv4R6B0UCA&ab_channel=bobbiker
Updated Nov 04, 2021 9:41:38am
Nov 04, 2021 9:41:38am
The good news about this coronavirus bullshit is that I haven't been to a dentist in almost THREE years--AFTER they told me I needed a crown. I never got the crown. I've kept more of my teeth by NOT going to a dentist in my thirties than I kept by going to dentists in my twenties--that's because they are fucking LIARS.
Updated Nov 04, 2021 9:45:19am
Nov 04, 2021 9:45:19am
I'm just letting you know, Sisolak--we're coming for y'all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPkvR-55eiI&ab_channel=ESPN
Updated Nov 04, 2021 9:53:00am
Nov 04, 2021 9:53:00am
When you have Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th-- you went to school at Bank of America. 😉
Updated Nov 04, 2021 10:13:55am
Nov 04, 2021 10:13:55am
Here's UNLV in 2060--it will have the best law school in the world:
Updated Nov 04, 2021 10:24:55am
Nov 04, 2021 10:24:55am
Look, America! The mafia is giving healthcare advice!!!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
Updated Nov 04, 2021 10:33:35am
Nov 04, 2021 10:33:35am
They know how scared I am of them.
Updated Nov 04, 2021 10:35:16am
Nov 04, 2021 10:35:16am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Hey, Biden. Bring the Pope and Sisolak to my house. I'll beat the shit out of all three of you at once with my bare fucking fists. I learned from the best, you Irish piece of monkey shit.
Nov 04, 2021 11:54:53am
Nov 04, 2021 12:00:23pm
Let's go, Brandon.
Updated Nov 04, 2021 12:24:09pm
Nov 04, 2021 12:24:09pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Keep this in mind, Facebook friends: many years ago, I am the guy that said I would burn the casinos down to the ground with an army if they didn't start a medical school at UNLV. In response, UNLV sent POLICE officers to my apartment with weapons--and they asked me if I had any weapons myself. And I have this to say about your vaccination requirements, UNLV: IT'S EASY FOR ME TO BOYCOTT YOUR GAMES, EVEN THOUGH I AM FULLY VACCINATED, BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING WORTH PAYING FOR TO BEGIN WITH!!!
Nov 04, 2021 1:07:56pm
Nov 04, 2021 1:12:21pm
Nov 04, 2021 1:14:13pm
Maybe we should start asking people when they go to the club in Salt Lake City whether or not they have HIV?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WikPtKdffJ0&ab_channel=Herrick
Updated Nov 04, 2021 1:19:03pm
Nov 04, 2021 1:19:03pm
For anyone who is vaccinated and is considering going to a UNLV basketball game this season, you should also consider the fact that they are already talking about BOOSTERS, because YOU STILL AREN'T PROTECTED--AND YOU NEVER WILL BE AROUND THOSE JOKERS! THEY MIGHT AS WELL TEAR THE STADIUM DOWN!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU1GeGFpzY&ab_channel=RewindMusicGroup
Updated Nov 04, 2021 7:18:15pm
Nov 04, 2021 7:18:15pm
In the meantime, UNLV fans, enjoy your "adult" beverages while you point your fingers. Drink responsibly, because PROHIBITION FAILED--thanks to people in YOUR city. This one is for you, Amy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_P7_Rkn64&ab_channel=ofanziva1
Updated Nov 04, 2021 7:24:06pm
Nov 04, 2021 7:24:06pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
The end.
Nov 04, 2021 7:27:27pm
I lied again. It never ends. I'm thinking about sending this to the President of UNLV: Thomas Jefferson said that "The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper." Thomas Paine was another cynic. Interestingly, according to wikipedia, cynicism "derives from Ancient Greek κυνικός (kynikos) 'dog-like'", and Diogenes (the hermit/Virgo) is one of the founders of the philosophy. Virgo and Gemini (the tribe of Benjamin/wolves) are ruled by Mercury (communication). My alma mater plays at the THOMAS (doubt/Scorpio) and Mack center, and we originally had a Confederate wolf as our mascot (Nevada is Battle Born, and it was originally a playful jest in reference to the Civil War, which is apparently offensive to people now, because black people shouldn't even have to play the part of slaves in THEATER). Yet, even here, barely anyone seems to be questioning the new requirement of coronavirus "vaccination" proof (the media is already talking about boosters, so it is even doubtful the vaccination is that effective at this point for many people, and we must take into account variable change in Las Vegas, as we deal with mathematicians from MIT in film) in order to attend a basketball event in an unincorporated town (Paradise, Nevada) that was ironically set aside by the mafia (think about the prohibition of alcohol--when the modern state is trying to prohibit normal life in general) in order to prevent the casinos from being subject to taxation (Scorpio/8th house) from the City of Las Vegas. Is it a coincidence that Pluto is in Capricorn again and that many people from my generation (Pluto in Scorpio/Thomas) are asking these kinds of questions? I also have Chiron in Gemini (communication/Tribe of Benjamin/wolves) in my 1st house, btw, but since everyone is afraid of the Illuminati, I should tell you that I'm not really in the Illuminati, as they came much after Johannes Kepler and John Dee. However, I do have Pluto AND Saturn in Scorpio in my 6th house, so please don't ask me what I do for a living, because I'm still trying to figure it out. At the moment, we're mostly concerned about defeating the Lakers. Let's go, Jazz--and Brandon!!! ;)
Updated Nov 06, 2021 10:08:53am
Nov 06, 2021 10:08:53am
Keep in mind that I am only THINKING about sending all of that. Honestly, I don't really give a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5AiRVqfqk&ab_channel=Hi%2CI%27mBen.
Updated Nov 06, 2021 11:07:51am
Nov 06, 2021 11:07:51am
The main problem with the old UNLV mascot wasn't that he was a WOLF, because wolves totally don't believe in a chain of command. Furthermore, they are obviously vegetarians.

"After his military career, Beauregard returned to Louisiana, where he advocated black civil rights including suffrage, served as a railroad executive, and became wealthy as a promoter of the Louisiana Lottery."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._G._T._Beauregard
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:04:37pm
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Nov 06, 2021 12:07:07pm
I don't know if we can hang out with you guys, San Francisco...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eyCdT1RL-c&ab_channel=MatthewLovesBall
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:07:44pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:07:44pm
My 12th house is just so concerned about health care...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Bar,_Dublin
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:09:43pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:09:43pm
The main problem with your school, Stanford, is that you're not even a real law school. You're not barristers. Otherwise, you'd be fucked, because you might be a problem that we'd deal with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU&ab_channel=JudasPriestVEVO
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:11:33pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:11:33pm
Not that I would expect any of you to know this, San Francisco, because you're obviously ROMAN CATHOLIC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Judas
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:18:30pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:18:30pm
"The faithful who enroll in Masonic associations are in a state of grave sin and may not receive Holy Communion."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_sin
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:22:03pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:22:03pm
My Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th wanted to point out that Joseph Smith is on the violin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAk4n56DcLw&ab_channel=BostonPhilharmonic
Updated Nov 06, 2021 12:24:28pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:24:28pm
Nov 06, 2021 12:25:00pm
Sex? Drugs? Rock and Roll? San Francisco and Biden are going to end ALL of them. It's for your health!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNr7q6Msj4&ab_channel=Odyssey-AncientHistoryDocumentaries
Updated Nov 06, 2021 2:39:40pm
Nov 06, 2021 2:39:40pm
Nov 06, 2021 2:41:36pm
Nov 06, 2021 2:52:00pm
Jupiter in the 9th CONJUNCT Neptune in Capricorn in my 8th are fine just chilling here while my 6th house breaks all of your "rules". I only appear revolutionary. I'm actually as traditional as it gets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJ92SNa_40&ab_channel=Aurora
Updated Nov 06, 2021 2:59:53pm
Nov 06, 2021 2:59:53pm
North Node Gemini and Jupiter in Capricorn in my 9th are like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiug2sZ4Io&ab_channel=RussellBrand
Updated Nov 06, 2021 3:11:48pm
Nov 06, 2021 3:11:48pm
My music selection is best heard after a bong rip before Thanksgiving dinner. How is that not traditional? :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWptHK7ZrKc&ab_channel=TheFatMarc
Updated Nov 06, 2021 3:15:32pm
Nov 06, 2021 3:15:32pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
AT&T: how much of your company do I need to own before you talk about this comment I left on YouTube?

Russell is like my North Node in Gemini and Ben is my Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th. I love how Russell is taking notes and really listening, instead of just being out there to play devil's advocate, even though Capricorns are represented by the Devil in the tarot deck: Howard Hughes, Isaac Newton--I'm not sure if I would call either of them Judeo-Christian, however--unless it is in reference to the fact that Christians killed Jews many times throughout history, and because Christians even killed other Christians, which is why Scottish/Zebulonite people feel totally depraved, if not nontrinitarian. That isn't much of a "foundation". It's a foundation of warfare, murder and skepticism. What about the Spartans and Jason and the Oniad family? What about the Samaritans whose alphabet is derived from the Paleo-Hebrew alphabet used by the Israelite community PRIOR to the Babylonian captivity? The latter two rhetorical questions are issues that I don't feel most Rothschilds are comfortable talking about, even though they are religious and extremely conservative matters, because it conflicts with their own "conservative" and hierarchical views of the US being a Greco-Roman (truly an Anatolian/Hittite/Indo-European)/fascistic continuation of Judaism and the Lehi militant group of Israel that was in league with Adolph Hitler as expressed through the Roman Catholic Church and the Vatican/Aristotle/Alexander the Great (rather than Babylonian and Socratic/Diogenic/Platonic and/or even Gnostic Communism, which is based out of territory that Ben once thought should be bombed through shock and awe WITHOUT DEBATE), and because they think they have an absolute right to the territories of the West Bank by warfare if necessary, as if the British Empire never existed, and as if the Tribe of Joseph (Britain/Taurus)/Naphtali (Virgo/Australia) has been completely annihilated off the face of the planet, which is to say that they also feel they can just write us off as a bunch of Edomites and/or Satanists from the Scandinavian ranks of Gog and Magog--even though the United States is far more similar to being the Tribe of Isaachar/Cancer and/or the fifty honest prostitutes from the Banquet of Chestnuts, which were apparently not only paid for by mandrakes, but also by CIA money that was the end result of abundant sales of marijuana and Rosicrucian/Egyptian blue lotus flowers throughout the past decades--not to mention massive amounts of heroin from Afghanistan. Once again, all of that drug money is quite conservative, because we're really just the East India Company. Aren't we? I haven't voted in about 20 years, because even though I was born in America, I consider myself to be British. I still pay my taxes to the Yankees. At least I know I'm a hypocrite. And we really appreciate having the CIA assisting in the push for Scottish Independence with that Marshall Plan money through the European Union. Tell your friends in Massachusetts that I said all of that, Ben. I know you went to Harvard. By the way, Ben, I do have Mars in Scorpio in my 7th house and Saturn and Pluto in Scorpio in my 6th. You don't want to go up against Samael (Binah). I went to school at UNLV and learned from Murray Rothbard's protege: you really don't want to see my 12th house, either. You'll find Pallas in Pisces in my 11th, at least. This lesson was free, and I'm all ears for your response. Just remember that you need to keep this statement in mind: "It is not Hitler who is the hater of the kingdom of Israel and the return to Zion, it is not Hitler who subjects us to the cruel fate of falling a second and a third time into Hitler's hands, but the British." ~ Israel Eldad
Nov 06, 2021 5:33:08pm
I know that I keep saying I am going to quit social networking. Perhaps I should learn from Russell and partake in a twelve-step program? It was good for me, anyway. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mhk252Zqm8&ab_channel=TürkToyu
Updated Nov 06, 2021 6:07:18pm
Nov 06, 2021 6:07:18pm
Here's going to be my response when they ask for my vaccination card--let alone my name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvTxzHuLLA&ab_channel=davedavidson
Updated Nov 06, 2021 6:24:50pm
Nov 06, 2021 6:24:50pm
Nov 07, 2021 1:15:45pm
It comes with the territory. What happens in Vegas?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odysseus
Updated Nov 07, 2021 1:16:27pm
Nov 07, 2021 1:16:27pm
Take a Kennedy and multiply it by 100, UNLV. What if I WANT to die from the coronavirus? How do you know that's a problem? I sniff coronavirus every single day. It's homeopathic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY&ab_channel=50CentVEVO
Updated Nov 07, 2021 1:26:40pm
Nov 07, 2021 1:26:40pm
Nov 07, 2021 1:33:00pm
Drugs are bad for you and those people are terrorists. Remember that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars
Updated Nov 07, 2021 1:40:49pm
Nov 07, 2021 1:40:49pm
All I'm trying to saying, Nevada, is that it's easier for me to buy cigarettes than for me to go to a "college" basketball game, because I threw away my vaccination card from Walmart several months ago, and I'm not going back into Dixiecratland to get another one. Forget about it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3ASj1L6_sY&ab_channel=AdeleVEVO
Updated Nov 07, 2021 3:04:09pm
Nov 07, 2021 3:04:09pm
Do you see this web page? Civil Rights? Yeah. It's a thing...

https://www.hhs.gov/hipaa/index.html
Updated Nov 07, 2021 3:07:40pm
Nov 07, 2021 3:07:40pm
Pretty much everything that you post on Facebook goes to the government: your locations; your associates--your face for recognition purposes by computer algorithms. They track every website you visit. They look at all the porn you watch. They know everything that you've ever bought. They have all of it. That's why I've posted all of this stuff, because at the end of the day, I just wanted them to know that I know that they're pigs. :\
Updated Nov 08, 2021 7:36:02am
Nov 08, 2021 7:36:02am
What basically happens is this: Mark Zuckerberg, you have a legalized cartel going on here, and even though WE aren't able to do this kind of stuff, if you want to keep your cartel going--we need for you to do us a favor. It's allowed, because you're the "PRIVATE" sector. And Facebook is just the beginning...
Updated Nov 08, 2021 7:44:45am
Nov 08, 2021 7:44:45am
I don't want to be the UNLV Rebels. Let's be the UNLV CONFORMISTS! It will allow us to keep our alcohol stronger at those football games that are brought to us by Bank of America!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o25I2fzFGoY&ab_channel=RobLogan
Updated Nov 08, 2021 7:47:34am
Nov 08, 2021 7:47:34am
I just realized that I improperly used who versus whom in a sentence today, and I was a bit embarrassed, until I remembered that I only need to cater to a high school audience. Here's to 2024! I'm still waiting for you to bring the Pope and Sisolak to my front door, Mr. Healthcare Professional! It's going to be on Pay-Per-View, however: I don't entertain people for free, CNN. Speaking of which, you were down another 0.96% today, AT&T. Cameco is up another 4.48%. Hey, Biden: are you still over there eating chocolate bread? I haven't really been paying attention. If you are, tell the French that we're still shaking in our boots down in Australia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Q6kF6gBaM&ab_channel=CNN
Updated Nov 08, 2021 5:28:53pm
Nov 08, 2021 5:28:53pm
Norway, Jamaica, Australia--the French are coming after us all. And I was stupid enough to spend my time learning Spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wBGMamhpHQ&ab_channel=Reggaeville
Updated Nov 08, 2021 5:37:32pm
Nov 08, 2021 5:37:32pm
I like giving Capricorns a hard time--almost as much as I like giving Scorpios a hard time. The jury is still out on whom is more amusing to bully. However, I take pride in my job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v6VqlZIlDk&ab_channel=YairDavidiy
Updated Nov 08, 2021 5:43:51pm
Nov 08, 2021 5:43:51pm
That's really all I've got. If you think Jews are penny pinchers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suTYbf-FtXg&ab_channel=ChilloutDeer
Updated Nov 08, 2021 5:47:09pm
Nov 08, 2021 5:47:09pm
Fine. One more. It's Monday. I'd say Taureans are afraid of a French invasion, except as I've already pointed out, they invaded us a long time ago. That is why we aren't the nicest of people. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNwYXgLAX2U&ab_channel=PaulYoung
Updated Nov 08, 2021 5:55:56pm
Nov 08, 2021 5:55:56pm
America in Scorpio mode bee like:
Updated Nov 08, 2021 6:29:10pm
Nov 08, 2021 6:29:10pm
Nov 08, 2021 6:30:10pm
Allegiant Stadium: the biggest prop in college sports history. I'm just saying--they built that sucker with MY tax dollars and said that it was for an anarcho-capitalist economics football team--without fully consulting me--as if I didn't know I'd be footing the bill when the room tax fell through? And then they're going to ask THOR for his vaccination status with some cheap Viking references on Yankee helmets--as if they are from NORWAY, which has the lowest Covid-19 deaths per capita rate in "Europe"? Hell, I was suggesting this BEFORE it was built. It's like the FBI is practically asking for a "terrorist" attack from the #1 UNLV Conformist. I'm not going to lie. I fantasize about it every night. It would be my pleasure--if it wasn't so obvious that they're trying to call me out. :\
Updated Nov 09, 2021 11:39:13pm
Nov 09, 2021 12:28:31am
No worries, Issachar. I don't need to help you fuck yourselves. That's what Logan is for--and a certain Piscean in 2024. Dreams really do come true...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpflCjEjlU&ab_channel=AndreasLendin
Updated Nov 09, 2021 12:31:12am
Nov 09, 2021 12:31:12am
Of course, when someone has Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th--it's a dream of destruction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Rothbard
Updated Nov 09, 2021 12:40:19am
Nov 09, 2021 12:40:19am
Nov 09, 2021 12:41:19am
I was always more of an anarcho-communist. It's probably because I'm more Scandinavian than Jewish. I just wanted to clarify some things before I sign out of here one last time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyK60Zj_6kk&ab_channel=The%28International%29NoiseConspiracy-Topic
Updated Nov 09, 2021 12:43:08am
Nov 09, 2021 12:43:08am
The good news is that I do have Mercury perfectly conjunct Venus in Aries in the 12th house:

"By contrast, cyclical time does not have the same strong emphasis on starting and ending points. Subsequently less importance is place on punctuality and specific events (Cossan, Cnha, Vera, & Cunha, 2005). In a cyclical view of time, events repeat themselves over and over, and therefore less concern is placed on missed opportunities, but instead more care is placed in relationships and completing events."
Updated Nov 09, 2021 1:07:39am
Nov 09, 2021 1:07:39am
Nov 09, 2021 1:10:10am
Nov 09, 2021 1:12:46am
Nov 09, 2021 1:16:35am
Hey, Nevada! When is Nevada State going to have a team? Oh. Your tax dollars are all going to a professional "football" team that "cares so much about civil rights"? We thought so, Democrats. Welcome to Orem, Vegas!!! We have about 98,624 people living here. How many people live in your community? Did you ever stop to think that maybe you guys aren't getting enough exercise and that might be part of the reason why you're dropping dead left and right? Tell Harry Reid that the Commonwealth of Nations sends its regards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-peOimixC_M&ab_channel=GoUVU
Updated Nov 10, 2021 12:23:49am
Nov 10, 2021 12:23:49am
Do you know what's really funny about this, New York City? Many of you are now completely fucking dead. That's because we're idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0&ab_channel=Kevinprice
Updated Nov 10, 2021 12:30:53am
Nov 10, 2021 12:30:53am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
That's how to CLOSE a musical...
Nov 10, 2021 12:32:35am
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