I do have Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house...here's hoping the stars will align...it's now, or never...
https://www.space.com/jupiter-saturn-great-conjunction-2020
https://www.space.com/jupiter-saturn-great-conjunction-2020
Updated Nov 24, 2020 7:33:47pm
"Nov 29 1623
Governor Bradford of Plymouth Colony Proclaims a 'Day of Thanksgiving' Often Cited as the First Official Thanksgiving Celebration"
Governor Bradford of Plymouth Colony Proclaims a 'Day of Thanksgiving' Often Cited as the First Official Thanksgiving Celebration"
Updated Nov 24, 2020 7:46:16pm
See
the line where the sky meets the sea...this is a little hidden video
that even I haven't seen before...ok, that's enough... ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIPwuQx-io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIPwuQx-io
Updated Nov 24, 2020 7:41:34pm
When
everyone else gets to Heaven, they're only going to have to worry about
St. Peter. When I get up there, I'm gonna have to deal with Alessia
pointing out my Boise State joke. She's gonna be like, "Hey. What was
this you said about Albertson's? You were raised better than that. I'm
Canadian." And I'm gonna be like...damnit. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Z6njK-LGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Z6njK-LGs
Updated Nov 25, 2020 5:25:47pm
This is the Mormon version of Zillow. I don't know about you, but we're already planning for the afterlife:
https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2017AAS...22934504L/abstract
https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2017AAS...22934504L/abstract
Updated Nov 25, 2020 5:31:50pm
I haven't even checked on my YouTube comment. I'm too nervous. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
Updated Nov 25, 2020 5:33:53pm
There's always a bit of irony in the Gospel of Wealth. :\
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Carnegie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Carnegie
Updated Nov 25, 2020 5:52:35pm
That's why they call it the Ironic Priesthood. Bring your friends. It's Wednesday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnYhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Diac-vLq6tnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnYhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Diac-vLq6tnY
Updated Nov 25, 2020 6:00:04pm
It's
what happens when St. Andrew gets together with Saturn & Company.
Who'd a thought? We're getting a little sagacious around here...
Updated Nov 25, 2020 8:51:38pm
It's
like I said before: I might be from Utah, but I know how to bend the
knee. That's why I brush up on Malachi 4:6--every so often. ;)
Updated Nov 25, 2020 6:16:02pm
It was a nice try, though...
https://bookofmormonevidence.org/great-britain-the-blessing-given-to-manasseh-not-ephraim/
https://bookofmormonevidence.org/great-britain-the-blessing-given-to-manasseh-not-ephraim/
Updated Nov 25, 2020 6:29:17pm
Updated Nov 25, 2020 6:32:02pm
Britain might be Ephraim, but it really doesn't matter. That's my point. At the end of the day, she's more important...
Real talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De30ET0dQpQ
Real talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De30ET0dQpQ
Updated Nov 25, 2020 6:46:18pm
I'm a LUNAtic like Psalm 46:10. That's all I know. Y'all can figure the rest out on your own...
http://www.learntarot.com/maj02.htm
http://www.learntarot.com/maj02.htm
Updated Nov 25, 2020 7:03:09pm
Seriously,
though, last time I checked, I really am a Mormon priest. We get
started early in Utah. I can tell you that much. No joke. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbIaPaB9LDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbIaPaB9LDk
Updated Nov 25, 2020 7:23:48pm
It
would be nice if this link to a thoroughly detailed article had a photo
to go with it, but maybe it's meant to be secret knowledge...
http://sigler.org/NoreneNicholls/StarsOfIsrael_3.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2SdbNU4VHVpX0JqXDcLpX_0BBV3LkfW2mQRvfBmkvFTSefQNjxGT4PIys
http://sigler.org/NoreneNicholls/StarsOfIsrael_3.pdf?fbclid=IwAR2SdbNU4VHVpX0JqXDcLpX_0BBV3LkfW2mQRvfBmkvFTSefQNjxGT4PIys
Updated Nov 26, 2020 6:40:46am
Updated Nov 26, 2020 6:46:30am
Updated Nov 26, 2020 7:00:45am
I'm really not joking when I say that I never underestimate Cancerians...especially the Mormon ones.
"But to Issacharites is given a particular portion of prophecy or truth, and this is given in I Chron.12:32 'And of the children of ISSACHAR, WHICH WERE MEN THAT HAD UNDERSTANDING OF THE TIMES, TO KNOW WHAT ISRAEL OUGHT TO DO'...Issachar's understanding of times is a real burden to him, and it is with groanings and labors that he bears the burden of time to Israel, the sheep of God's pasture."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k
"But to Issacharites is given a particular portion of prophecy or truth, and this is given in I Chron.12:32 'And of the children of ISSACHAR, WHICH WERE MEN THAT HAD UNDERSTANDING OF THE TIMES, TO KNOW WHAT ISRAEL OUGHT TO DO'...Issachar's understanding of times is a real burden to him, and it is with groanings and labors that he bears the burden of time to Israel, the sheep of God's pasture."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k
Updated Nov 26, 2020 7:52:24pm
Updated Nov 26, 2020 8:06:06pm
You tagged Robert Webb
The
reason I'm mentioning all of this is that I really wanted to say that
I'm thankful for my father today. He put up with a lot raising me.
Speaking of plans, even as an adult, I've actually been known to cause
trouble. This is a bit of an inside joke, but for those who don't know
the story, there's really no need to call the cops.
Updated Nov 26, 2020 8:31:25pm
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
- Benjamin Franklin
Updated Nov 28, 2020 11:56:15am
Here's my sermon for today:
"I will discuss the coronavirus momentarily, but I must disclose that I am a citizen of the United States, even though I have been binge-watching the Parliamentarian, because I find it fascinating how much more eloquent and polite British politicians are than ours (including Boris Johnson). I consider myself to be an American Tory; however, I'm more of a Taurean, who could be said to be on the side of labour: after all, Oliver Cromwell was a Taurean, as was Marx, Lenin, and Robert Owen, but then again, the United Kingdom was formed on May Day, so perhaps our conservative party is actually liberal? Even the Queen is a Taurean, and she is certainly far more compassionate than Donald Trump. That can't be a crazier idea than the USA, which has a blue "liberal" party and a "conservative" party that seems to be run by the KGB. Also, it's not that I wish to venture even further off track, like the SNP does on virtually every issue in parliament these days, but some of my mother's family were actually Scottish Highlanders who were banished to America by Oliver Cromwell, and she gave me the first name of a monarch; however, I disagree with the SNP, because I also come from a family with heavy ties to Freemasonry. I feel that Scotland should secede with a 2/3rd majority--if they should do so at all. It fascinates me how "liberals" in America love St. Andrew's Cross in the United Kingdom, despite the fact that it is the symbol of slavery and oppression in the banned banners of the United States of America, and that the SNP feels that Joe Biden will help their cause (is this because he is from the party of another Taurean/Freemason by the name of Harry Truman, who established the CIA and the Marshall Plan, which is a big part of the reason the European Union even exists?). Indeed, in my state, Nevada, our Democratic governor supported spending $750 million on a public "football" stadium for a horrendous 0-5 college team that was most recently embarrassed by the Wyoming Cowboys of Liz Cheney's state, and he denied funding for a $25 million building that the state had already promised the MEDICAL school of UNLV--he is using the budget shortfalls that he helped create as an excuse to further restrict the supply of medical doctors! That is all that needs to be said about modern Democrats! I'm actually not a fan of doctors in the United States, even though I half-jokingly suggested that Las Vegas should be burned to the ground if the state didn't build a medical school at UNLV many years ago, as the state could have doubled the number of pediatricians and it would still be in last place in the nation, and as I don't believe that America should be harming small children even more than we already have. The AMA is basically a legalized cartel that has created artificial shortages over the past several decades: if Queen Elizabeth I were around, she would have abolished the organization long ago; furthermore, I will simply say that--from the statistical perspective of per capita death rates--it is rather telling how much higher the death tolls are in the Western Roman Empire than the Holy Roman Empire and Scandinavia. I'm not afraid, either. I hope that is polite enough. God Save the Queen."
"I will discuss the coronavirus momentarily, but I must disclose that I am a citizen of the United States, even though I have been binge-watching the Parliamentarian, because I find it fascinating how much more eloquent and polite British politicians are than ours (including Boris Johnson). I consider myself to be an American Tory; however, I'm more of a Taurean, who could be said to be on the side of labour: after all, Oliver Cromwell was a Taurean, as was Marx, Lenin, and Robert Owen, but then again, the United Kingdom was formed on May Day, so perhaps our conservative party is actually liberal? Even the Queen is a Taurean, and she is certainly far more compassionate than Donald Trump. That can't be a crazier idea than the USA, which has a blue "liberal" party and a "conservative" party that seems to be run by the KGB. Also, it's not that I wish to venture even further off track, like the SNP does on virtually every issue in parliament these days, but some of my mother's family were actually Scottish Highlanders who were banished to America by Oliver Cromwell, and she gave me the first name of a monarch; however, I disagree with the SNP, because I also come from a family with heavy ties to Freemasonry. I feel that Scotland should secede with a 2/3rd majority--if they should do so at all. It fascinates me how "liberals" in America love St. Andrew's Cross in the United Kingdom, despite the fact that it is the symbol of slavery and oppression in the banned banners of the United States of America, and that the SNP feels that Joe Biden will help their cause (is this because he is from the party of another Taurean/Freemason by the name of Harry Truman, who established the CIA and the Marshall Plan, which is a big part of the reason the European Union even exists?). Indeed, in my state, Nevada, our Democratic governor supported spending $750 million on a public "football" stadium for a horrendous 0-5 college team that was most recently embarrassed by the Wyoming Cowboys of Liz Cheney's state, and he denied funding for a $25 million building that the state had already promised the MEDICAL school of UNLV--he is using the budget shortfalls that he helped create as an excuse to further restrict the supply of medical doctors! That is all that needs to be said about modern Democrats! I'm actually not a fan of doctors in the United States, even though I half-jokingly suggested that Las Vegas should be burned to the ground if the state didn't build a medical school at UNLV many years ago, as the state could have doubled the number of pediatricians and it would still be in last place in the nation, and as I don't believe that America should be harming small children even more than we already have. The AMA is basically a legalized cartel that has created artificial shortages over the past several decades: if Queen Elizabeth I were around, she would have abolished the organization long ago; furthermore, I will simply say that--from the statistical perspective of per capita death rates--it is rather telling how much higher the death tolls are in the Western Roman Empire than the Holy Roman Empire and Scandinavia. I'm not afraid, either. I hope that is polite enough. God Save the Queen."
Updated Nov 29, 2020 8:26:50pm
I warned you, Nevada...
https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/04/19/lack-pediatric-care-forces-families-leave-nevada/26026015/
https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/04/19/lack-pediatric-care-forces-families-leave-nevada/26026015/
Updated Nov 29, 2020 1:05:05pm
Updated Nov 29, 2020 1:06:08pm
Everyone's like, "Freemasonry? I thought were Mormon!"
Joseph Smith did expand a little too quickly for some people. That's just how we play things in Utah. ;)
Joseph Smith did expand a little too quickly for some people. That's just how we play things in Utah. ;)
Updated Nov 29, 2020 6:10:33pm
Zach Wilson aint the only one who can throw bombs around these parts. Game on, Las Vegas!!! :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_of_Wands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_of_Wands
Updated Nov 29, 2020 2:21:16pm
(They should call him the White Horse, though. I'm just saying.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOFZIYy5qws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOFZIYy5qws
Updated Nov 29, 2020 2:25:34pm
I
just realized that Charles Walker is University of Oregon alumni. I
also still have faith in Marcus Arroyo. That's all besides the point.
After all, I'm a bit of quack myself. That much is obvious. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XVRR1F1DPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XVRR1F1DPA
Updated Nov 29, 2020 9:05:24pm
Charles
Walker should have replied that he is an alumus of the University of
Oregon, because birds of a feather need not flock together, and that I
need to go back to grammar school.
Updated Dec 01, 2020 3:30:30pm
For
those amongst us who are still in shock that a Scottish person, such as
myself, would associate themselves with the cross on the banner of the
former CSA-- one must understand that Scottish people are totally
depraved.
Updated Dec 01, 2020 4:46:57pm
With that being said, debates with Calvinists are often a bad idea... 😉
Updated Dec 01, 2020 4:02:32pm
Indeed,
whether we're talking about John Browning, John Garand, or John
Calvin--it seems to be the one thing that Mormons and Canadians have in
common. If you'd believe it. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tS-sJONe04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tS-sJONe04
Updated Dec 01, 2020 4:56:52pm
You can tell he was a Taurean: "While Paul was the more technical of the two, Wilhelm handled the business side of the factory."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Mauser
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Mauser
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:04:11pm
In Britain, we call it the Special Relationship. Here's to you, Cancerians. Happy Monday!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Mauser
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Mauser
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:06:00pm
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:07:28pm
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:20:24pm
It's how we all feel when we learn that we're Germanic. Don't sweat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GueBXRYVhe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GueBXRYVhe0
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:23:43pm
That's why they call it Two for Tuesday. The High Priestess, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give her a...hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxYyUR72jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxYyUR72jU
Updated Dec 01, 2020 5:50:20pm
Like
I said, besides Thor, it's only the Mormons, Masons, Calvinists,
Knights of Malta, Catharists, Manicheans, Gnostics, and Samaritans that
we have to worry about.
And this girl, because she's ready to be baptized...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QCHZDXKmA
And this girl, because she's ready to be baptized...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QCHZDXKmA
Updated Dec 03, 2020 10:57:40pm
All I meant is that little girl gets it. She's a member in our book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_LYjw9VOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_LYjw9VOI
Updated Dec 03, 2020 11:13:19pm
Updated Dec 03, 2020 11:17:22pm
I don't know about these people and their star obsessions. Do you?
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-wands/nine-of-wands/
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-wands/nine-of-wands/
Updated Dec 03, 2020 11:22:10pm
If any fans of St. Peter would indulge me for just a moment...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Magus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Magus
Updated Dec 04, 2020 10:18:09am
Updated Dec 04, 2020 10:19:02am
Ryan Webb wrote on Chris Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Chris!!! Love you!!!
I would share this on YouTube, but the BBC fiercely guards our intellectual property. Here's a spoiler: it's in Missouri. :D
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2kwlx6
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2kwlx6
Updated Dec 04, 2020 2:21:55pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 2:42:12pm
We went easy on them, because it's the holidays...real talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TImuCAUrdCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TImuCAUrdCs
Updated Dec 04, 2020 2:46:45pm
We might sport green here and there, but don't be jealous...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1MnMA0TzGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1MnMA0TzGI
Updated Dec 04, 2020 2:50:42pm
It's
all in good fun. Seriously, though, this is what happens when your dad
is a psychologist. It's way too entertaining being me. LOL!!!
Updated Dec 04, 2020 3:40:28pm
My dad's all like...it's Brigham JUNG...you don't know shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwMiSIP-go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwMiSIP-go
Updated Dec 04, 2020 3:17:27pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 3:12:54pm
For real, though, I know who installed the Utah monolith, but I'm not saying anything...loose lips sink ships...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--P8HzYZ74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h--P8HzYZ74
Updated Dec 04, 2020 4:53:07pm
That thing I said about Cancerians and couches is a true story, by the way...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQgXEkL3NV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQgXEkL3NV4
Updated Dec 04, 2020 5:32:37pm
Furthermore,
the third time might be the charm, but this was not happening this
year. Y'all lied to me...I just wanted to express my thorough
disappointment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQ9DRPuYXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLQ9DRPuYXU
Updated Dec 04, 2020 5:35:38pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 5:37:31pm
There's a reason why I bring all of this up: we don't just know the game, Nation of Islam--we invented the game.
"In fact, Dianetics derived largely from work abandoned by Freud before the turn of the century."
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/j/origins6.html
"In fact, Dianetics derived largely from work abandoned by Freud before the turn of the century."
http://home.snafu.de/tilman/j/origins6.html
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:15:52pm
With that being said--we'll continue to play along.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/18/health/coronavirus-masks-denmark.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/18/health/coronavirus-masks-denmark.html
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:19:51pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:31:25pm
"Simon
Magus, also known as Simon the Sorcerer and Simon the Magician, came
from the village of Gitta (also spelled Getta) in Samaria, according to
Justin Martyr; a site settled by the tribe of Dan according to
Josephus."
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:38:25pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:37:27pm
Updated Dec 04, 2020 6:50:17pm
I might not be a doctor, but I do have that 3rd degree. 🌙
Updated Dec 06, 2020 6:47:02am
I
don't know what the odds of this are, but I only talked to about 20
people today, and one of them had the last name of Jung. 🧐
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15pjQRA80bs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15pjQRA80bs
Updated Dec 05, 2020 8:27:34pm
What if it's more than just a game?
https://medium.com/psych-x-mystic/the-psychology-of-tarot-cards-3d8542cb2c34
https://medium.com/psych-x-mystic/the-psychology-of-tarot-cards-3d8542cb2c34
Updated Dec 05, 2020 8:44:45pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 10:16:15am
"Hierapolis
was founded as a thermal spa early in the 2nd century BC within the
sphere of the Seleucid Empire. Antiochus the Great sent 2,000 Jewish
families to Lydia and Phrygia from Babylon and Mesopotamia, later joined
by more from Judea. The Jewish congregation grew in Hierapolis and has
been estimated as high as 50,000 in 62 BC."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierapolis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierapolis
Updated Dec 06, 2020 10:17:15am
Updated Dec 06, 2020 10:18:52am
Updated Dec 06, 2020 2:01:49pm
In
other words, the Chinese lie in the opposite way. The coronavirus is
certainly real, but the majority of the deaths in the Western Roman
Empire would have been from "natural causes" and/or heart disease any
other year. And New York is proving that the shutdowns don't make a
difference whatsoever, which is why they gave out an award that ACTORS
receive to a government official. :\
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/a-professor-called-out-chinas-virus-coverup-he-was-arrested-not-long-after/2020/07/07/6c82b3f8-c06c-11ea-b178-bb7b05b94af1_story.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/a-professor-called-out-chinas-virus-coverup-he-was-arrested-not-long-after/2020/07/07/6c82b3f8-c06c-11ea-b178-bb7b05b94af1_story.html
Updated Dec 06, 2020 2:00:49pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 2:05:24pm
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say the Western Roman Empire. I meant that we live in the land of LIBERTY!!! :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:09:51pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:10:34pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:11:57pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:18:07pm
Big Brother has had an eye on us for a very long time. George Orwell wrote the book...we lived it...
Updated Dec 06, 2020 7:08:32pm
I don't expect an Emmy. I don't even expect a like on Facebook. Where I come from, we have one rule, and one rule only.
The show must go on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ
The show must go on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-H0uIH5HHQ
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:38:12pm
In
fact, I forget where I come from myself. It might be connected to
railroads, or it might be connected to a certain Virgo and John Dee. It
certainly has something to do with my thought process...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0
Updated Dec 06, 2020 3:53:35pm
Cliffs
notes version: "At one time the area was known as Sharon, a Biblical
name for a mostly level strip of land running between mountains and the
sea, and the name of the Vermont birth town of Joseph Smith, founder of
the Latter Day Saint movement. Another former name was Provo Bench. In
an apparent attempt to attract more investment to the town and provide
an easy way for the large population of farmers with orchards to ship
produce, in 1914 it was named after Walter C. Orem, President of the
Salt Lake and Utah Railroad in the early 1900s. Orem was incorporated on
May 5, 1919. "
Updated Dec 06, 2020 4:03:24pm
Updated Dec 06, 2020 4:01:51pm
I
say a lot of dumb stuff on Facebook--just to show how much I actually
don't give a shit about it--and this really will be my final post on
here, but anyone who thinks Facebook is necessary needs to have their
head examined. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU, WASHINGTON D.C.!!! I'm pretty
sure that the WAR on Terror and the coronavirus PANIC are both a hundred
million times more oppressive than Facebook--not to mention the DEFICIT
that you idiots are running this year, despite the fact that you are
destroying families with your real estate bubble. I hope you found that
entertaining, National "Security" Agency!!!
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/09/tech/facebook-antitrust-lawsuit-ftc-attorney-generals/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/09/tech/facebook-antitrust-lawsuit-ftc-attorney-generals/index.html
Updated Dec 10, 2020 1:26:19pm
What are all the Uranus in Sagittarians going to do if they can't view all that ass for free? Ever think of THAT, Alexandria?!?
Updated Dec 10, 2020 3:26:45pm
It's
the Americans who call themselves British that you really have you
watch out for. We're the GLOBAL Trade Commision. Happy Hanukkah, mutha
fuckas!!!
Updated Dec 10, 2020 3:32:02pm
Updated Dec 10, 2020 4:45:51pm
We'd invite you to our Mithraic after-party, but we know you're not allowed. :\
Updated Dec 10, 2020 4:53:08pm
Joseph Simons might be in charge of the FTC, but we've got someone better. We tried to regulate him... 🥳
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c6WH4E9V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c6WH4E9V0
Updated Dec 10, 2020 5:02:02pm
That's what I thought, America. You're gonna think twice about not paying your bills next time. Aren't you? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ACl8s_tBzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ACl8s_tBzE
Updated Dec 10, 2020 5:09:42pm
P.S. Iran: Don't be calling America the "Great" Satan anymore. There aint nobody more Satanic than us. Otherwise, we're cool...
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/18/903505983/coup-53-tells-the-true-story-of-the-cia-s-campaign-to-oust-iran-s-leader
https://www.npr.org/2020/08/18/903505983/coup-53-tells-the-true-story-of-the-cia-s-campaign-to-oust-iran-s-leader
Updated Dec 10, 2020 6:00:10pm
I
am actually going to break a rule here and post something a FOURTH
time, but if you search my profile, I had originally posted this video
in November of 2019, which was right around the time when I began
annoying the living shit out of everyone by bombarding Facebook with
total fucking nonsense. There is A REASON why I've posted this video
FOUR TIMES starting from NOVEMBER of LAST YEAR--THAT WAS BEFORE THE
CORONVIRUS WAS EVEN A THING!!! WAKE. UP. AMERICA.
Updated Dec 11, 2020 7:25:36am
And
while I'm posting things a fourth time, I'll also drop this one again.
Australia: you're looking better and better every year!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGnM9z-U74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGnM9z-U74
Updated Dec 10, 2020 8:56:10pm
I
have Mercury in Aries and Uranus in Sagittarius, so the Napthalians of
the South Seas always tag along with us this time of year--for those who
might have forgotten. Virgo and Sagittarius travel in a pair when it
comes to me. I'll shut up now.
"The tribe of Reuben corresponds with the Zodiac sign Aquarius; Simeon and Levi share Pisces; Judah is Leo the lion; Zebulun is Capricorn; Isaachar is Cancer; Dan is Scorpio; Gad is Aries; Asher is Libra; Naphtali is Virgo; Benjamin is the Zodiac sign Gemini; Ephraim is Taurus; and Manasseh is Sagittarius."
https://www.sundaymail.co.zw/twelve-tribes-of-israel
"The tribe of Reuben corresponds with the Zodiac sign Aquarius; Simeon and Levi share Pisces; Judah is Leo the lion; Zebulun is Capricorn; Isaachar is Cancer; Dan is Scorpio; Gad is Aries; Asher is Libra; Naphtali is Virgo; Benjamin is the Zodiac sign Gemini; Ephraim is Taurus; and Manasseh is Sagittarius."
https://www.sundaymail.co.zw/twelve-tribes-of-israel
Updated Dec 10, 2020 9:04:12pm
Sagittarius means Canada, btw...I'm seriously done this time. Just remember: where there's smoke, there's fire...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSJGJ6fFkHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSJGJ6fFkHc
Updated Dec 10, 2020 9:06:47pm
Speaking of fours, however, Alessia does have that summertime sadness. For real. But I love the songs from her closet. ;)
Updated Dec 10, 2020 9:16:44pm
While
we're on the subject of Genesis 41:51, my dad is also a Four of Cups
Cancerian, except he's on the Cancer-Leo cusp: I'm just saying...he's
also for real. I didn't want to leave him out.
Updated Dec 10, 2020 9:39:34pm
"Through
self-analysis, Freud was able to see the truth about his relationship
with his parents. Freud came to realize that his father was innocent."
https://www.pbs.org/youngdrfreud/pages/family_parenthood.htm
https://www.pbs.org/youngdrfreud/pages/family_parenthood.htm
Updated Dec 10, 2020 9:40:56pm
What
was said? Did she say, "I don't like that he is a Napthalian from areas
of the British Empire that have the lowest death rate per capita from
the coronavirus, because they are said to have very high natural
immunity, and I especially don't like that they are very good at
wrestling, because we don't need that in our football team. I come from a
scientific background. That means I'm smart."? 🤣
Updated Dec 12, 2020 12:56:03pm
I just figured I would post a reminder. For reference:
"These were the colors of Naphtali whose stone was called in Hebrew 'shebo'. This is believed to be an agate which also often has a pinkish hue. Pink today is considered a feminine color.
It is also interesting to consider the attributes attributed in folklore to this stone: It calms, allays fears, it mitigates anger, it strengthens the immunity system, neutralizes negative energies, etc.
This suits Naphtali who has a moderating peacemaking calming side to his being."
https://hebrewnations.com/articles/tribes/naphtali.html
"These were the colors of Naphtali whose stone was called in Hebrew 'shebo'. This is believed to be an agate which also often has a pinkish hue. Pink today is considered a feminine color.
It is also interesting to consider the attributes attributed in folklore to this stone: It calms, allays fears, it mitigates anger, it strengthens the immunity system, neutralizes negative energies, etc.
This suits Naphtali who has a moderating peacemaking calming side to his being."
https://hebrewnations.com/articles/tribes/naphtali.html
Updated Dec 12, 2020 11:25:17am
On
that note...remember that one time when you were a Mormon kid who
thought they were rebelling by marrying an Australian girl...let's talk
about going out of the frying pan and into the fire... 🤭
Updated Dec 12, 2020 11:38:54am
Deep
down, Bert McCracken was upset that Orem wasn't Napthalian ENOUGH.
Indeed, it's very similar to how Freud was upset that his father didn't
stand up for his Judaism. Also, if anyone wants to see a movie that
utilizes the Oedipus complex to its greatest potential, look no
further...I found a Virgoan to explain this from a Canadian platform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36VT2nIevXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36VT2nIevXc
Updated Dec 12, 2020 11:57:21am
My Cameco stock has been doing well. That's what happens when the French remember their navy. Uranus has its uses. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q
Updated Dec 12, 2020 12:13:50pm
Everyone's
like, "So much for LUKE Skywalker, Ryan. Do you guys not believe in
nativity scenes, or what? We visited your Facebook page for a reason!!!"
That was our bad. :(
That was our bad. :(
Updated Dec 12, 2020 2:04:59pm
Also, we do apologize for invading everyone. We're not exactly people who wait for an invitation. That's all I wanted to say.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pour_le_Mérite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pour_le_Mérite
Updated Dec 12, 2020 1:55:34pm
But
speaking of people who don't wait for an invitation--this one is on the
house. And it's amazing, because it's owned by Disney, and it's
remained on YouTube for three years. Shocking. I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9qSKZuvC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9qSKZuvC4
Updated Dec 12, 2020 2:03:53pm
I'm what happens when the two countries meet each other. It's unfortunate.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/americans-voted-funniest-nation-germans-least-funny-global-poll-123536894.html
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/americans-voted-funniest-nation-germans-least-funny-global-poll-123536894.html
Updated Dec 12, 2020 3:11:44pm
It's
not that we're not funny, it's that we have to explain our jokes to
everyone, because people don't know what the Maltese Cross is, and
nobody reads the Gospels anymore. Shakespeare was very funny in his own
day--while we're on the subject of time travel. Ok?!? 😤
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_John_(Bailiwick_of_Brandenburg)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Saint_John_(Bailiwick_of_Brandenburg)
Updated Dec 12, 2020 6:45:12pm
I'm not going to top it off any better than I just did. ;)
Updated Dec 12, 2020 3:19:33pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Natalie Stillman-Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aunt Natalie!!!
Zuckerberg should just give the "government" what it wants: sell Facebook to Microsoft, and keep Instagram. Bye!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFl8uw0ia-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFl8uw0ia-8
Updated Dec 14, 2020 6:24:18pm
That's why the call us the Big Five.
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-pentacles/five-of-pentacles/
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-pentacles/five-of-pentacles/
Updated Dec 14, 2020 6:39:52pm
Either way, Tiny Tim and his family are already on Snapchat...what difference does it make? It's just more advice not heeded. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92befrZYBLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92befrZYBLE
Updated Dec 14, 2020 6:46:09pm
Seriously,
though, we have more important business to do at the Vatican. These
folks who only show up twice a year are about to flock in again. This
place is a mess. Damnit. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br8xEl2yvvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br8xEl2yvvE
Updated Dec 14, 2020 6:49:15pm
Also,
Disney, thank you for "allowing" the version with the artificial lens
flare to fool the YouTube copyright algorithm for so long. I was worried
that Scrooge McDuck was running the entire company! I mean, this
cartoon is older than Mark Zuckerberg. Just saying...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaA83n3E9vg&list=PLsWgu8zYuCV2qLVARRU2FOOm9fIocmTqD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaA83n3E9vg&list=PLsWgu8zYuCV2qLVARRU2FOOm9fIocmTqD
Updated Dec 14, 2020 7:08:08pm
Anyhow, I hope that nobody is offended if I buy them a present. That's all I was really trying to say. I'll go now.
"According to Aldo Magris, Samaritan Baptist sects were an offshoot of John the Baptist."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simonians?fbclid=IwAR07X8DLEUS5xultsi_RDs-myWbpa6Qzh3f3_hyqOeVbryitVVwY35SgInk
"According to Aldo Magris, Samaritan Baptist sects were an offshoot of John the Baptist."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simonians?fbclid=IwAR07X8DLEUS5xultsi_RDs-myWbpa6Qzh3f3_hyqOeVbryitVVwY35SgInk
Updated Dec 14, 2020 9:04:02pm
Just
don't kill me this year. I know I'm a Taurean. I can't help it. That's
all I ask. Otherwise, Merry Mithras to all...that sorta thing...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithraism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithraism
Updated Dec 14, 2020 8:36:36pm
(These are Utah jokes. You're not supposed to understand.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvs08r8JX_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvs08r8JX_s
Updated Dec 14, 2020 8:38:56pm
"Over
the controversial course of Sar Shalom's appointment, during which Sar
Shalom was accused of tax farming, Maimonides excommunicated and fought
with him for several years until Maimonides was appointed Nagid in
1195."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maimonides
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maimonides
Updated Dec 15, 2020 5:50:08pm
Updated Dec 15, 2020 5:50:46pm
No
joke...somebody from Utah once deleted me on Facebook for posting this
video. They were offended. Here's the thing: I'm not the guy that
elected the White Pony to be your Senator.
Updated Dec 15, 2020 5:54:31pm
I'm actually not allowed in Utah, because I understand actual Jewish history--and that is a problem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maccabean_Revolt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maccabean_Revolt
Updated Dec 15, 2020 5:55:25pm
Updated Dec 15, 2020 5:56:36pm
I don't need to know when I'm being recorded. It's whatever. I'm an American. We expect that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNlyZSvsNjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNlyZSvsNjw
Updated Dec 15, 2020 6:15:36pm
What
else can I say? It's Tuesday. Even if someone doesn't believe in
astrology--just as long as they know me pretty well, and I tell them
that I have this placement in my natal chart--they'll believe in
astrology by the time we're done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMc-qmceZ7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMc-qmceZ7w
Updated Dec 15, 2020 7:27:51pm
Furthermore, the higher octave definitely kicked in today. We went full on Mount St. Helens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52wurhdmqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52wurhdmqY
Updated Dec 15, 2020 7:31:35pm
I understand that I repeatedly post similar material. People forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpuGFvFda5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpuGFvFda5E
Updated Dec 15, 2020 7:35:31pm
The
thing about Mercury in Aries in the 12th house, however, is that it's
usually not a problem--unless you are careless enough to tread where you
don't belong. I keep the fire under wraps pretty well--most of the
time. I wasn't born on 4/20. ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Organic_Act
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Organic_Act
Updated Dec 15, 2020 8:05:32pm
Updated Dec 15, 2020 8:06:04pm
Britain
is Ephraim (Taurus); England is Judah (Lion); Zebulon is Scotland; Dan
is Denmark; America is Isaachar (July 4th is Cancer); Benjamin is
Iceland; Canada is Manasseh/Sagittarius; Ireland is Gad (Aries).
Australia is Napthali. And your mind should now be blown.
https://medium.com/@blacksimba/the-scattered-hebrews-tribe-of-naphtali-59f36b985c6c
https://medium.com/@blacksimba/the-scattered-hebrews-tribe-of-naphtali-59f36b985c6c
Updated Dec 16, 2020 10:44:11pm
If
the ideals of Freemasonry are dead, and a mere 3.5 million people (60%
of Scotland) can dictate where the other 62 million people of the United
Kingdom can build our naval vessels...
https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/11/07/scottish-nationalists-biden-independence/
https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/11/07/scottish-nationalists-biden-independence/
Updated Dec 17, 2020 9:28:41am
...then
don't be surprised, Joe Biden (and the rest of the CIA), because ALL of
the countries in RED might end up going independent from YOUR
country!!! ENJOY SPEAKING FRENCH!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_presidential_election
Updated Dec 17, 2020 9:30:19am
Updated Dec 17, 2020 9:33:25am
Is Israel part of the European Union? Granted, Europe originated from Europa--who wasn't exactly from Greece.
We get a bit zealous on Thursdays, especially during Hanukkah. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGNoZfvRoA
We get a bit zealous on Thursdays, especially during Hanukkah. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGNoZfvRoA
Updated Dec 17, 2020 9:59:01am
Americans are like, "I have no idea what you are talking about."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealots
Updated Dec 17, 2020 10:01:17am
Updated Dec 17, 2020 10:03:16am
Everyone's thinking, "Why are you so concerned about Britain, Ryan? I thought you were from Vegas." :\
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poker_Club
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poker_Club
Updated Dec 17, 2020 11:55:23am
I
would worry about my Mercury in Aries, and what I say to police
officers, but if I'm comparable to Adolph Hitler--does it really make a
difference what I say to police officers? Wasn't Adolph Hitler in charge
of all of the police officers? I don't understand that logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXR1PRbSfoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXR1PRbSfoA
Updated Dec 17, 2020 12:03:49pm
These are things I post on YouTube:
"If Scotland doesn't respect the majority of the United Kingdom, much less the wisdom of Freemasonry and the Scottish Enlightenment, which is to say that they should secede with a 2/3rd majority (out of respect for the other Scottish people whose lives will be ruined by this nonsense)--EVERY STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAT VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP WILL ALSO SECEDE. I don't know what happened to the Central Intelligence Agency, but they are apparently full of retarded people who are too lazy to read about the history of their own organization.
Believe it, Britain!!! WE ARE WITH YOU!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESNRb0wjMw
"If Scotland doesn't respect the majority of the United Kingdom, much less the wisdom of Freemasonry and the Scottish Enlightenment, which is to say that they should secede with a 2/3rd majority (out of respect for the other Scottish people whose lives will be ruined by this nonsense)--EVERY STATE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAT VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP WILL ALSO SECEDE. I don't know what happened to the Central Intelligence Agency, but they are apparently full of retarded people who are too lazy to read about the history of their own organization.
Believe it, Britain!!! WE ARE WITH YOU!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESNRb0wjMw
Updated Dec 17, 2020 12:04:38pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 12:06:09pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 12:18:30pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:25:38pm
Lincoln
to Ulysses, FDR to Truman, Michael Jordan to Tim Duncan...he might have
been a bull, but I shoulda made myself an Aquarian.
Do you feel THAT, America???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAr6oAKieHk
Do you feel THAT, America???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAr6oAKieHk
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:40:31pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:42:50pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:43:44pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:45:26pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:50:15pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 1:54:09pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 2:00:08pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 2:02:00pm
I heard that somebody was ranting and raving...that was our bad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC976fuQm4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC976fuQm4E
Updated Dec 17, 2020 2:04:56pm
Speaking of raves, don't act like you weren't entertained...
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:19:11pm
I'm a HERA-tic. That's all I can tell you. Except there is STILL more where that came from...
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:26:02pm
Everyone's like, "Ok, but I'm still not getting the connection between crabs, donkeys, Hera, and Genesis 45:18."
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:46:52pm
All I've been trying to say is that America needs to relax. We've got this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEypj_JhtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEypj_JhtQ
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:16:26pm
Fine. One more.
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-wands/ten-of-wands/
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-wands/ten-of-wands/
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:34:14pm
Updated Dec 17, 2020 5:35:48pm
I
did make some edits this evening. If you want to at least try and
understand my Facebook wall--take the time to scroll backwards quite a
bit in under to take it all in context. It's crazy. Nevertheless, there
is sort of a method to the madness. I really am done with all of this.
I'm exhausted. Can anyone blame me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXo53_s3JU&fbclid=IwAR0QZBurGD0S99khR3a-La_bzF7ey9imAfzUj6jmvibnhHpyIWYKoosQFDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXo53_s3JU&fbclid=IwAR0QZBurGD0S99khR3a-La_bzF7ey9imAfzUj6jmvibnhHpyIWYKoosQFDc
Updated Dec 18, 2020 10:14:32am
Good morning, Israel. We'll always love you.
This is Ryan...signing off...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz_2h_rdQQ
This is Ryan...signing off...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz_2h_rdQQ
Updated Dec 17, 2020 8:49:16pm
(We made it!!! It's finally over!!! Some people get it.) ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Standard_Time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Standard_Time
Updated Dec 17, 2020 8:55:24pm
It's already Saturday around these parts, but we figured we had time for a night show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXXbYwxBGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXXbYwxBGw
Updated Dec 18, 2020 10:25:46am
Updated Dec 18, 2020 10:26:59am
I
wouldn't have said anything if UNLV didn't have to change our mascot,
but since the TROJANS became the ROMANS, who crucified Jewish people
(and who waged war on Sparta), I just wanted to tell all of you morons
in California who are throwing your children into the fire over this
coronavirus bullshit to HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOSERS!!!
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30550331/oregon-ducks-upset-undefeated-usc-trojans-claim-pac-12-title
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/30550331/oregon-ducks-upset-undefeated-usc-trojans-claim-pac-12-title
Updated Dec 19, 2020 10:42:13am
Am I still being recorded without my knowledge? I'm ok with that. Health and Safety, America! Health and Safety!!! 😷
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4yjw5Y94s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez4yjw5Y94s
Updated Dec 19, 2020 10:59:34am
Fact:
As of today, statistics show that INFECTED people in New York are 7.5
times more likely to die of the coronavirus than infected people in
Utah. At least you can make fun of us on Broadway, "Empire" State!!!
After all, we're also unimaginative and we have no sense of humour. Make
sure you keep those masks securely in place!!! 😄
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaXhYy0Sz_w
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaXhYy0Sz_w
Updated Dec 19, 2020 1:04:08pm
I'm sorry, New York? Was that ice cold? Cuz that's what she said...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gl1aHhXnN1k
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gl1aHhXnN1k
Updated Dec 19, 2020 1:07:10pm
We won't even talk about BYU Hawaii's stats, much less Vermont's. Mitt Romney, I'm not; however, I am outta here...for real...
Updated Dec 19, 2020 1:23:21pm
Speaking of Joseph Smith...
Updated Dec 19, 2020 1:42:34pm
Since I won't be on here, I just wanted to wish someone a happy birthday early...at least it's Saturday. Stop horsing around. ;)
Updated Dec 19, 2020 1:47:20pm
I like how the trees on the path to the Joseph Smith memorial form a geometrical pattern...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_(Israel)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_(Israel)
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:04:55pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:05:36pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:11:04pm
Everyone's like, "You said you weren't going to post anything else." I'm like, "I lied." They're like, "Orion..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMRqF1UMPhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMRqF1UMPhs
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:15:20pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:16:44pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 2:17:22pm
This is why I don't support celebrating Christmas on Christmas Eve: it's called Pluto in Scorpio. Fuck your holidays!!!
Updated Dec 23, 2020 3:28:06pm
Pluto in Leo thought I wanted to be by myself this year. Good idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk
Updated Dec 23, 2020 3:25:59pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 4:08:10pm
Talk is cheap.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+12&version=KJV
34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.
36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
38 Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee.
39 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
41 The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
42 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+12&version=KJV
34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.
36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
38 Then certain of the scribes and of the Pharisees answered, saying, Master, we would see a sign from thee.
39 But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
41 The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
42 The queen of the south shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the earth to hear the wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here.
Updated Dec 23, 2020 7:08:56pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 7:10:29pm
That's just how we play the game around here.
https://www.cathedralatl.org/sermons/land-of-zebulun-land-of-naphtali/
https://www.cathedralatl.org/sermons/land-of-zebulun-land-of-naphtali/
Updated Dec 23, 2020 7:16:00pm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 7:20:48pm
A
lot of people think I'm a Donald Trump fan. I'm actually not. I'm a
socialist. I just don't like Nazis. The SNP and the CIA are
Nazis--they're just smarter Nazis than the Republicans. Therefore, if
Donald Trump and the Republican Party make life a living hell for the
OTHER Nazis in America--I'm all for it. It's a win-win situation: it's
just Nazis fighting Nazis. Indeed, America practically funded Hitler. Is
that clear enough? I'm not joking this time, however--I'm done with
Facebook. I'm really done. 110% done. There are so much better things
that I can do with my time! :D
Updated Dec 23, 2020 9:06:58pm
That wasn't an exaggeration, either!!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/nov98/nazicars30.htm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/daily/nov98/nazicars30.htm
Updated Dec 23, 2020 9:10:08pm
This
isn't even telling half the story, because GDP is statistical garbage
that fails to account for qualitative production: if an Indian walks to
work in a densely populated area, it might not count towards GDP;
however, it effectively accomplishes the same thing as an expensive
American automobile that sits in traffic the majority of the time. The
US economy is largely composed of "financial services", which are
illusionary and useless products: Indians manufacture intricate goods
that don't cost very much--and that's simply India. In London, subways
transport people just as quickly as Lamborghinis in Los Angeles, despite
the fact that workers in London are far more intelligent than people
from Southern California. The CIA has a bit of a chip on their shoulder.
No? :D
Updated Dec 24, 2020 10:28:24am
And
by the way, CNN, I hope that AT&T continues to underperform the
rest of the market, because then I can buy more of your company.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/24/business/brexit-deal-economy/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/24/business/brexit-deal-economy/index.html
Updated Dec 24, 2020 9:53:35am
Ryan Webb wrote on Kathleen McQuivey Smith's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Aunt Kathleen!!! :D
Finally,
America, we aren't the ones who are trying to start another war with
Iran, but we agree that Jesus is overrated. Happy Holidays, or whatever.
I'm actually an atheist, like Mark Zuckerberg...if you really want to
know; however, we aren't the ones who are antisocial--stop projecting
your shit onto us. :D :D :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ujvOWWfpY&fbclid=IwAR3uUsYJzVl6P9txGXxjpXfpdrVcWQeOkRV-eRAMSU3QDeCkHPTjc0aE0D8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ujvOWWfpY&fbclid=IwAR3uUsYJzVl6P9txGXxjpXfpdrVcWQeOkRV-eRAMSU3QDeCkHPTjc0aE0D8
Updated Dec 24, 2020 10:57:45am
I
know I keep on saying that I am going to leave Facebook, even though I
know how to build a website. It's all Mark Zuckerberg's fault. Even
after all the multi-billion dollar fines, it's his fault that I don't
care about my privacy. It's his fault that he REALLY knows how to keep
it stupid for people, which is why we all love Instagram especially.
Yep. It's all your fault, Mark! You're like the pop punk of PHP. And I
need somebody on your team to regulate my messages, because they aren't
just politically incorrect--they are brutally honest. And they come from
my heart. I don't like either of us. This needs to stop. NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvpNa5O-0-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvpNa5O-0-8
Updated Dec 24, 2020 7:42:05pm
Updated Dec 24, 2020 7:43:42pm
P.S.
I don't hear anyone complaining when we're giving American war
corporations money. Does Ireland do that for us, Mr. Biden? What is
going to happen to the tax shelter in Catholicland once Scotland
competes with them--in order to prove to everyone once and for all what a
colossal bunch of hypocrites all of us are as human beings? In other
news, somebody had to make this plane look good--that somebody was not
Donald J. Trump. Apparently, their opinion doesn't matter much in
Scotland. I just wanted to leave one last post. As a reminder, however,
this is us not really trying...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdfSSsdu3wA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdfSSsdu3wA
Updated Dec 24, 2020 8:24:31pm
Look,
Mr. Kaepernick! It's a sport that THE WORLD actually cares about!!!
Enjoy your Nike MONEY!!! On second thought, America, you should stay
united--you need all the help you can get when you play any of our
nations. #EnglandFTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1j2fiVetU&t&fbclid=IwAR0TD6DHTRJ5F6Nx89bZfrnaKh_BPfQy0OKlDivza_mRA8yLRQ6TzusEzck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT1j2fiVetU&t&fbclid=IwAR0TD6DHTRJ5F6Nx89bZfrnaKh_BPfQy0OKlDivza_mRA8yLRQ6TzusEzck
Updated Dec 26, 2020 1:48:18pm
The good news for America is that you do have Scotland to assist you with all of that debt you're running. You poor bastards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issachar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issachar
Updated Dec 26, 2020 1:58:26pm
I'm just kidding. Cancerians rule. I just wanted to give y'all a taste of your own medicine. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lzqRVuRqN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lzqRVuRqN0
Updated Dec 26, 2020 1:59:41pm
Everyone's like, "I thought you were an economist." I am. When you have Saturn and Mars in Scorpio, it's the same difference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8
Updated Dec 26, 2020 2:07:02pm
Luckily for all of us, I have Neptune in Capricorn. I don't know what that means, either. I almost made it to church today. :\
https://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/
https://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/
Updated Dec 27, 2020 2:23:31pm
"Instead,
Irish ancestors may have come to Ireland from the Bible lands in the
Middle East. They might have arrived in Ireland from the South
Meditteranean and would have brought cattle, cereal, and ceramics with
them.
The Proceedings of the National Academy of Science (PNAS) said in 2015 that the bones strikingly resembled those of contemporary Irish, Scottish, and Welsh people."
https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/ancient-bones-irish-celts
The Proceedings of the National Academy of Science (PNAS) said in 2015 that the bones strikingly resembled those of contemporary Irish, Scottish, and Welsh people."
https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/ancient-bones-irish-celts
Updated Dec 27, 2020 3:42:28pm
That was just a little bit of scientific evidence from Neptune in Capricorn in the eighth house--no less... ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJKZi46JDH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJKZi46JDH8
Updated Dec 27, 2020 3:49:05pm
Does this mean I'm going to be in charge of the United Nations? Damnit. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvVvClq4C_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvVvClq4C_8
Updated Dec 27, 2020 3:55:27pm
I
thought he was pulling a Colin Kaepernick--don't they WANT to be on one
knee? With that being said, America, we loved the fasces! Nice touch!
You get what you pay for!!! ;) #GodSavetheQueen
https://www.npr.org/2020/12/29/951206414/statue-of-lincoln-with-freed-slave-at-his-feet-is-removed-in-boston
https://www.npr.org/2020/12/29/951206414/statue-of-lincoln-with-freed-slave-at-his-feet-is-removed-in-boston
Updated Dec 31, 2020 8:59:06pm
Bring
it, BLM!!! I don't care about the 4th of July!!! Get ready for real
Marxism, because your Scientology shit isn't gonna fly with us!!! Say
goodbye to Islam, because we're doing away with ALL OF IT!!! You
wouldn't last A DAY where I come from...
https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Barbary-Pirates-English-Slaves/
https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Barbary-Pirates-English-Slaves/
Updated Dec 31, 2020 9:04:08pm
Updated Dec 31, 2020 9:07:02pm
These boys think we're playing...
https://www.masonrytoday.com/index.php?new_month=5&new_day=19&new_year=2016
https://www.masonrytoday.com/index.php?new_month=5&new_day=19&new_year=2016
Updated Dec 31, 2020 9:07:41pm
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Updated Dec 31, 2020 9:14:09pm
Updated Dec 31, 2020 9:37:08pm
We didn't just survive it..we survived it in 2020...ALL...YEAR...LONG...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEZgGUAq3Uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEZgGUAq3Uo
Updated Dec 31, 2020 10:01:52pm
Speaking
of Capricorns and Las Vegas, where do we go from here, Disney? I
thought Howard Hughes was the answer to all our problems. And yet, here
we are... :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTdhw7UjyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTdhw7UjyU
Updated Dec 31, 2020 10:05:55pm
Updated Dec 31, 2020 10:09:52pm
What's
funny to me about that John Oliver clip is it reminded me of the times
when I was exhausted from parking cars and Mike Tyson (or Mayweather)
would actually swing by once and awhile at the end of my shift. I
actually know that feeling. It's really not all that funny, as a matter
of fact...here's to 2021...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxrX42WcjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJxrX42WcjQ
Updated Dec 31, 2020 10:38:09pm
While
we're on the subject of Hughes, Tyson, and Mayweather--Capricorn,
Cancer, and Pisces are a pretty powerful combination...🤩
Updated Jan 01, 2021 6:09:49am
I'll leave y'all to it then...I'm about to do what I do best...
Updated Jan 01, 2021 5:31:29pm
What
fireworks??? That's what I thought, America. Don't worry. I'm not
losing sleep over it. Where there's a will, there's a way... ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f0y1Iaorug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f0y1Iaorug
Updated Dec 31, 2020 11:16:02pm
Somebody with 4 million followers on YouTube suggested that the English invaded Heligoland. I set them straight.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forseti
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forseti
Updated Jan 03, 2021 1:15:06am
Updated Jan 03, 2021 1:24:07am
I
figured I would give him a run for his money. I woulda posted this on
his birthday tomorrow, but let's just get this outta the way...
"...alchemy wasn’t a niche to Newton at all. It was, in many ways, Newton’s life work—more vital to him than physics or mathematics ever was. This Newton 'was not the first of the age of reason,' Keynes concluded. 'He was the last of the magicians.'"
https://www.neh.gov/humanities/2011/januaryfebruary/feature/newton-the-last-magician
"...alchemy wasn’t a niche to Newton at all. It was, in many ways, Newton’s life work—more vital to him than physics or mathematics ever was. This Newton 'was not the first of the age of reason,' Keynes concluded. 'He was the last of the magicians.'"
https://www.neh.gov/humanities/2011/januaryfebruary/feature/newton-the-last-magician
Updated Jan 03, 2021 1:35:12am
That time when you're a Three of Pentacles, but you're a nontrinitarian. It's mind-boggling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVCtVyCymg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVCtVyCymg
Updated Jan 03, 2021 1:40:36am
Updated Jan 03, 2021 3:12:19pm
Updated Jan 03, 2021 3:12:48pm
Australia is wondering what we're supposed to do with our coronavirus body from the past 13 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFdqiPfhmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFdqiPfhmg
Updated Jan 03, 2021 3:15:18pm
Updated Jan 03, 2021 3:43:32pm
At least I'm having a good time. Essential worker, here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0
Updated Jan 03, 2021 3:57:19pm
I'm new, but is it a coincidence that the social distance recommendation is the same as that of people whom we bury?
Updated Jan 03, 2021 4:06:23pm
Updated Jan 03, 2021 4:08:07pm
Timeline photos
That last link was her idea...
That last link was her idea...
Facebook is too powerful. You're my age, Mark. We need to break you up. We're a problem.
https://www.history.com/news/archaeologists-discover-egyptian-tombs-belonging-to-osiris-and-a-long-forgotten-queen
https://www.history.com/news/archaeologists-discover-egyptian-tombs-belonging-to-osiris-and-a-long-forgotten-queen
Updated Jan 03, 2021 4:27:54pm
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Updated Jan 03, 2021 7:52:31pm
In fact, I might even be the King of Retarded... :\
https://www.tagalogtranslate.com/tl_en/14989/minusminos
https://www.tagalogtranslate.com/tl_en/14989/minusminos
Updated Jan 03, 2021 7:53:06pm
Updated Jan 03, 2021 7:55:23pm
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:05:36pm
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:06:21pm
I almost forgot to mention my favorite Capricorn of all time: it's a Great Leap Forward, America!!!
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:41:56pm
I told you I'm a Five of Pentacles. And now...we all are...
https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-China
https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-China
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:19:24pm
Don't
worry, BLM! We're gonna get you caught up. I told you we were coming
for you! I hope you like torturing yourselves as much as we do. Happy
(Belated) Birthday, Mr. Newton!!! :D
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:41:09pm
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:24:16pm
I
don't do Twitter, but if you read my wall, it might not be
Shakespeare--nevertheless...even though I'm not trying to brag, I did
know the answer to his question at the end:
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:35:16pm
I'm not popular enough for Twitter. :(
http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/romeoandjuliet/romeoglosswall.html
http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/romeoandjuliet/romeoglosswall.html
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:32:58pm
I was on rapid fire. Again. Does anyone actually see my posts when I drop it like that, or am I really just that annoying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1n5zPHWBvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1n5zPHWBvU
Updated Jan 05, 2021 7:47:35pm
My
Mars and Saturn in Scorpio does make me a little too intense for most
people--especially on Tuesdays...at this time of year, no less. That's
our bad...but don't act like you weren't entertained...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuaSi-H0oGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuaSi-H0oGY
Updated Jan 05, 2021 8:14:22pm
Maybe the stars have a LITTLE something to do with it, after all... ;)
https://planetwaves.net/news/planet-waves-daily-astrology/mars-conjunct-saturn-in-scorpio-irritation-or-inspiration/
https://planetwaves.net/news/planet-waves-daily-astrology/mars-conjunct-saturn-in-scorpio-irritation-or-inspiration/
Updated Jan 05, 2021 8:16:42pm
Isn't it interesting that so many "secular" people always appeal to the authority of THE POPE when they make their arguments?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bObuJd32k38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bObuJd32k38
Updated Jan 05, 2021 8:50:16pm
Christopher Hitches was an Aries. He would know.
https://medium.com/walawlibrary/chandeliers-and-the-law-at-the-temple-of-justice-bdb88e2a02b4
https://medium.com/walawlibrary/chandeliers-and-the-law-at-the-temple-of-justice-bdb88e2a02b4
Updated Jan 05, 2021 8:52:44pm
My
North Node in Gemini and Mercury in Aries are telling me that there is a
reason why the Benjamites ended up settling down there. I'm just
kidding--Laura told me that. ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitoline_Wolf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitoline_Wolf
Updated Jan 05, 2021 9:04:54pm
Updated Jan 05, 2021 9:09:41pm
The
good thing about Mercury in Aries is I always know where to find a
dime. Come on. You know that one was good. It was almost too easy,
however...
Updated Jan 05, 2021 9:19:02pm
That's where the Mars and Saturn in Scorpio comes in handy, because someone needs to cool these jets...
Updated Jan 05, 2021 9:19:27pm
Gamestop,
pot, beer, and Canadian uranium (Cameco) stocks--I'm having a good
year. Just remember: I told everyone my game plan. It might be a dark
day for America, but I'm feeling all right. Don't worry: I might be
British, which is why I don't vote, but I'll be paying my taxes--as
usual. Some of us have to be the bigger people around here. I'll flag
this comment as inappropriate--don't trouble yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vcguNksDA&fbclid=IwAR34LU9qsI7eWi-emRRd-xaUUaDWF1awHgo0bskg5meaDG2FTqUx9-vLBTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vcguNksDA&fbclid=IwAR34LU9qsI7eWi-emRRd-xaUUaDWF1awHgo0bskg5meaDG2FTqUx9-vLBTQ
Updated Jan 06, 2021 9:31:00pm
See? There are benefits of being borderline autistic. While we're on the subject of Capricorns, Rome, dogs...and Taureans... ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmM0653YvXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmM0653YvXU
Updated Jan 06, 2021 9:45:08pm
Updated Jan 06, 2021 10:01:14pm
At least those Nazis at Apple banned Parler, eh? :D
https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-knowingly-used-child-labor-supplier-3-years-cut-costs-2020-12
https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-knowingly-used-child-labor-supplier-3-years-cut-costs-2020-12
Updated Jan 08, 2021 11:10:57pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Basically,
American companies moved the plantation to the planet--and since they
let some black people vent--and pinned the majority of the blame on a
joke of a reality TV star, we're all supposed to feel better about
ourselves. And maybe we'll stick around on Windows and Facebook: 2020 in
a nutshell. :\
I don't blame Americans for wearing masks. Well played, China. Well played. Anyhoo...sayonara, Facebook friends...
https://www.yoyochinese.com/blog/Losing-Face-Chinese-Culture
https://www.yoyochinese.com/blog/Losing-Face-Chinese-Culture
Updated Jan 08, 2021 11:27:05pm
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Updated Jan 09, 2021 10:52:35am
Updated Jan 09, 2021 10:53:04am
I might own stock in Twitter, but I also support local businesses. :D
https://news3lv.com/news/local/henderson-based-social-media-app-parler-removed-from-google-play-store
https://news3lv.com/news/local/henderson-based-social-media-app-parler-removed-from-google-play-store
Updated Jan 09, 2021 10:58:47am
Google's
technology is on the level of bottled water anyhow. It's a good thing
that they are banning people--that way, people will begin searching for
alternatives:
Updated Jan 10, 2021 10:22:18am
Updated Jan 09, 2021 11:11:58am
Updated Jan 09, 2021 11:12:18am
Donald Trump might be banned from Twitter, but you can still buy the good stuff on Amazon. Remember that.
https://www.amazon.com/Mein-Kampf/dp/0395925037
https://www.amazon.com/Mein-Kampf/dp/0395925037
Updated Jan 09, 2021 11:50:40am
Updated Jan 09, 2021 11:53:27am
Fuck you, Steve. I'll watch The X Factor if a goddamn feel like it. Welcome to Napthaliland...we're still struggling... ;)
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:25:05pm
It's the higher octave... 🤣
https://www.jta.org/1941/06/05/archive/ex-kaiser-dead-at-82-turned-anti-semitic-after-germanys-defeat
https://www.jta.org/1941/06/05/archive/ex-kaiser-dead-at-82-turned-anti-semitic-after-germanys-defeat
Updated Jan 10, 2021 7:39:21pm
The Samaritans owe us even more money. Something needs to be done about those people. I think they're antisemitic. 😱
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmd6D5f4uzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmd6D5f4uzQ
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:05:16pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:07:15pm
Republicans are like, "Well, why wouldn't we move the embassy there? It's not as if we've actually read the Bible." :\
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Israel_(Samaria)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Israel_(Samaria)
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:30:53pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:31:42pm
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I might not have read the book, but I've got three sisters. Unfortunately for all of us, I've seen Matilda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTSpgAm8QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjTSpgAm8QM
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:44:14pm
Of course, you could buy this book from Amazon--or, you could just read it online. Team Naphtali FTW:
Updated Jan 12, 2021 1:51:18pm
I'm
a big fan of the Ishmaelites. They take good care of their servants. As
an Ephramite, I don't expect many Jews to take this post down, because
they know exactly what I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJgaFqKY00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRJgaFqKY00
Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:57:20pm
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Updated Jan 09, 2021 12:59:52pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:01:03pm
I just figured--while we're on the subject of Capricorns and motivation speeches...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuR5OhK5B_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuR5OhK5B_U
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:05:22pm
Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me, either...
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/mark-zuckerberg-declared-war-on-google-plus-2016-6?fbclid=IwAR2U0jKcCS69J31X1WAtDOQkX7kbL4pWFqaB6nzQ66v_ueV6h9jiWtk9FGc
https://www.businessinsider.com.au/mark-zuckerberg-declared-war-on-google-plus-2016-6?fbclid=IwAR2U0jKcCS69J31X1WAtDOQkX7kbL4pWFqaB6nzQ66v_ueV6h9jiWtk9FGc
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:12:48pm
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Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:44:11pm
As silly as that sounded, does anyone REALLY think these people descended from Alaska during the ICE AGE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE65Y8-CvQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE65Y8-CvQs
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:46:30pm
It's like I said before--we're building a wall, because we need to contain ourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjoIvavIwwY&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjoIvavIwwY&t
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:48:22pm
I'm actually glad that Rosy doesn't have Twitter anymore...maybe now I can stop torturing myself...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wz1xA5kxVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wz1xA5kxVI
Updated Jan 09, 2021 1:55:42pm
TBH, America, I was thinking about Australia, but when I look at your depreciating currency--you make a good point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4Y1ZUUx2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4Y1ZUUx2g
Updated Jan 09, 2021 2:34:05pm
In fact, Hera, your Federal Reserve is practically a fire sale. You've really outdone yourselves. Take me. I'm yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyzPvCeG3vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyzPvCeG3vs
Updated Jan 09, 2021 2:40:36pm
It's not supposed to make sense, USA. There's 50 of you. And then there's me. You can figure the rest out. :D
https://www.thoughtco.com/things-you-should-know-about-hercules-118953
https://www.thoughtco.com/things-you-should-know-about-hercules-118953
Updated Jan 09, 2021 2:50:41pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 2:52:11pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 3:57:15pm
At least somebody knows how to deal with China. That somebody is not me. We call it Kissingering your ass..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNQX7RPEGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNQX7RPEGM
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:00:16pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:03:01pm
Frankly, I was expecting better audio quality--on that last link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAepadiPBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAepadiPBY
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:08:16pm
Nixon is 3 hours and 11 minutes long? That has the KKK written all over it. I know this, because this post passed inspection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySpAM-chMt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySpAM-chMt0
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:16:41pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:19:52pm
Facebook
is already near the end of its lifecycle. I'll have fries with that.
Just make sure you use canola oil. I'm on a diet...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_destruction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_destruction
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:39:49pm
My mother once told me that we're from the Clan of McDonald. I was like...really???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKGFujJp6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKGFujJp6Y
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:41:40pm
I'm not saying that we're better than that...but we're better than that... :\
https://www.clanmaclarensociety.com/history.html
https://www.clanmaclarensociety.com/history.html
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:43:33pm
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:45:12pm
If I'm a McDonald--why did I just pay over $10 for a quarter pounder and a large fry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60
Updated Jan 09, 2021 4:48:39pm
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I forget. We're Mormon. It's not allowed.
People wonder why I am so confused...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMAPTo7RVCo
People wonder why I am so confused...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMAPTo7RVCo
Updated Jan 09, 2021 5:55:13pm
I even thought Mormons were practically Islamic...so much for that idea...
Updated Jan 09, 2021 9:28:06pm
I
was planning on sticking with my Foster's anyhow...it's Saturday. This
is wayyyy too much work, Facebook. Where's my last paycheck? I'm outta
here. For real, this time...
Updated Jan 10, 2021 10:21:25am
What kind of a cougar lives in a clock, though? Honestly....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6XAP_VThhk&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6XAP_VThhk&t
Updated Jan 09, 2021 6:50:52pm
I might be a good neighbor, but I don't work for State Farm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOllF3TgAsM
Updated Jan 09, 2021 6:51:52pm
Why should they get high off their own supply? Do these people not understand how drug dealing works?!?
https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-vaccine-health-workers-676e03a99badfd5ce3a6cfafe383f6af
https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-vaccine-health-workers-676e03a99badfd5ce3a6cfafe383f6af
Updated Jan 11, 2021 1:27:55pm
If I worked in health care, I'd be selling my vaccine dose on Ebay. Believe that.
https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/tarot-card-meanings-list/four-of-pentacles-meaning-tarot-card-meanings
https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/tarot-card-meanings-list/four-of-pentacles-meaning-tarot-card-meanings
Updated Jan 11, 2021 1:13:44pm
If
it's the 30 best...#3...isn't that really the 90 best? I do have a hard
time letting go of things. But not this time, Facebook. Not this time.
We really are finished. I mean that...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf0XseXsa2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf0XseXsa2Q
Updated Jan 11, 2021 1:23:09pm
It's pretty sad when Vichy France has to give your country a lecture on the First Amendment. I think I've made my point.
https://fortune.com/2021/01/11/problematic-twitter-merkel-france-trump/
https://fortune.com/2021/01/11/problematic-twitter-merkel-france-trump/
Updated Jan 11, 2021 1:57:28pm
In
Scotland, we call it the Auld Alliance. Well played, everyone. Well
played. Does Walmart have my opioid prescription ready, yet? I don't
know what Hillary Clinton thinks she's doing with all of that CIA money
in Afghanistan, but let me tell ya...I'm worried about what people are
saying on Twitter...
Updated Jan 11, 2021 2:46:22pm
Updated Jan 11, 2021 2:10:56pm
When I said I was the Rose of Sharon...they didn't realize what I meant. That's how we do things in the Scottish Rite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0uEs3I6TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0uEs3I6TA
Updated Jan 11, 2021 2:16:08pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Sheldon
Adelson was the greatest person on the planet--if you believe that
society should bear the burden of an individual's poor decisions. His
son died from heroin; therefore, marijuana needed to be illegal. He
needed revenue in his hotels; therefore, we all had to pay for his
idiotic stadium. On the behalf of HUMANITY, Mr. Adelson, I just wanted
to say how grateful I am that you lived, because you help all of us
realize what a blessing DEATH really is.
I don't need to be Hitler. That's what TIME is there for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az-DmZckez0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az-DmZckez0
Updated Jan 13, 2021 2:28:33pm
By the way, my previous two posts are also why Facebook isn't anything close to being a monopoly. You're safe, Mark. For now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cvx473YE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cvx473YE0
Updated Jan 13, 2021 2:30:20pm
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What's next, Mr. Templar? Are you going to show us the connection between Venus and the Five of Pentacles?
https://www.goldennumber.net/human-hand-foot/
https://www.goldennumber.net/human-hand-foot/
Updated Jan 13, 2021 3:32:17pm
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Do you really know what I think, Mr. Zuckerberg?
I think you're too Jewish. ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Mark
I think you're too Jewish. ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Mark
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I warned them about my mama. You're serious? You didn't know?
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/queen-scotia-the-egyptian-pharaohs-daughter-who-became-the-mother-of-modern-day-scotland
https://face2faceafrica.com/article/queen-scotia-the-egyptian-pharaohs-daughter-who-became-the-mother-of-modern-day-scotland
Updated Jan 14, 2021 12:15:52am
Now they're like, "Oh, Ryan...I found out today that they have nothing to do with Orion. They have something to do with Taurus."
Do you know what I think? I think they can be whatever you want them to be. I also think a certain Taurean needs a burrito.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9y_-q5jT8
Do you know what I think? I think they can be whatever you want them to be. I also think a certain Taurean needs a burrito.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9y_-q5jT8
Updated Jan 15, 2021 9:04:56pm
Do
you think this man wanted us to dishonour Lincoln, kill cops, take
money from Nike and pretend we're heroes--while we force everyone to sit
inside their homes and cover their faces in fear? Do you think this man
was concerned about what people were saying on social media? I don't.
Maybe it's because I've got Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house... :\
Updated Jan 16, 2021 7:34:22am
NEPTUNE IN THE 8TH HOUSE / 8TH HOUSE IN PISCES
Power: artistic skills, spirituality, emotional intelligence
Your secret power lies in self-transcendence, compassion and a great intuition. The veil that separates the realm of the living from the dead can become blurred as this spiritual placement represents a dissolution of the “Self”. In Neptune’s eyes, the universe is an infinite place of endless possibilities and there aren’t really any boundaries. Your power is essentially about being unbound by this world. A lot of famous artists, musicians and actors are born with this placement and you, too, have the power to make your dreams come true and bring your artistic talents to life. An outstanding ability to channel universal wisdom is also possible. A person with this placement could become a psychic medium.
Famous people with this placement: Edgar Cayce, Nicolaus Copernicus, Frida Kahlo, Indira Gandhi, Franz Kafka, Agatha Christie, Paramahansa Yogananda, Sri Aurobindo, Martin Luther, Nelson Mandela, Johann von Goethe, Henry Ford, George Orwell, H.P Lovecraft, Madame Soleil, Sergei Prokofiev
https://cosmicintelligenceagency.com/the-8th-house-your-secret-power/
Power: artistic skills, spirituality, emotional intelligence
Your secret power lies in self-transcendence, compassion and a great intuition. The veil that separates the realm of the living from the dead can become blurred as this spiritual placement represents a dissolution of the “Self”. In Neptune’s eyes, the universe is an infinite place of endless possibilities and there aren’t really any boundaries. Your power is essentially about being unbound by this world. A lot of famous artists, musicians and actors are born with this placement and you, too, have the power to make your dreams come true and bring your artistic talents to life. An outstanding ability to channel universal wisdom is also possible. A person with this placement could become a psychic medium.
Famous people with this placement: Edgar Cayce, Nicolaus Copernicus, Frida Kahlo, Indira Gandhi, Franz Kafka, Agatha Christie, Paramahansa Yogananda, Sri Aurobindo, Martin Luther, Nelson Mandela, Johann von Goethe, Henry Ford, George Orwell, H.P Lovecraft, Madame Soleil, Sergei Prokofiev
https://cosmicintelligenceagency.com/the-8th-house-your-secret-power/
Updated Jan 15, 2021 9:36:24pm
I always half-jokingly called myself black. Now I'm not so sure. I'm definitely an Oreo. I know that much. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbnzAVRZ9Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbnzAVRZ9Xc
Updated Jan 15, 2021 11:13:11pm
Updated Jan 15, 2021 11:26:26pm
It's
ok! I know how much the Federal Reserve likes taking advice from Mormon
bankers. Here's the plan: we're going to digitize HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS
of dollars this year, which is going to make the $15 minimum wage
effectively $1.50 an hour in 2020 terms; therefore, Cafe Rio is going to
be able to hire ALL of them, because we'll also be selling burritos in
Utah for about $300 apiece! Problem solved! Take that, Isaac Newton!!!
:D
Updated Jan 17, 2021 6:10:14pm
Updated Jan 17, 2021 5:30:13pm
America is like...que?!?
https://www.worldfinance.com/banking/a-brief-history-of-the-international-gold-standard
https://www.worldfinance.com/banking/a-brief-history-of-the-international-gold-standard
Updated Jan 17, 2021 5:33:59pm
Updated Jan 17, 2021 6:20:51pm
By the way, Dorothy, your little dog is already mine. Sorry.
https://americanmonetaryassociation.org/2015/04/22/the-wizard-of-oz-an-economic-fairy-tale/
https://americanmonetaryassociation.org/2015/04/22/the-wizard-of-oz-an-economic-fairy-tale/
Updated Jan 17, 2021 6:22:35pm
Speaking of Toto and my newly discovered black heritage...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk5Dwg5zm2U
Updated Jan 17, 2021 6:25:56pm
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This fascistic garbage dressed up as liberalism started back when Sisolak thumbed his nose at our JEWISH and FEMALE mayor.
https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/17/22235913/github-significant-mistakes-were-made-firing-jewish-employee-nazis
https://www.theverge.com/2021/1/17/22235913/github-significant-mistakes-were-made-firing-jewish-employee-nazis
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:13:11pm
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:14:33pm
People can't even say NAZI on Slashdot right now. You have to say N@ZI. SERIOUSLY!!!
https://news.slashdot.org/story/21/01/18/1424211/github-admits-significant-mistakes-were-made-in-firing-of-jewish-employee#comments
https://news.slashdot.org/story/21/01/18/1424211/github-admits-significant-mistakes-were-made-in-firing-of-jewish-employee#comments
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:18:17pm
This Presidential Inauguration Day is brought to you by Amazon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEudE7VICec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEudE7VICec
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:20:02pm
It's ok, Sisolak. I just won't buy a significant amount of property and/or start a major business in your "state". EVER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpBt79ZdHEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpBt79ZdHEg
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:35:18pm
We'll be children forever--thanks to our brilliant governor.
Updated Jan 18, 2021 7:14:56pm
Seriously,
though, Nevada: you guys do sell great alcoholic beverages. Luckily for
you, I'm not that concerned about my liver. I was born in Utah, but
I'll die here--that's what your state is good at.
Updated Jan 18, 2021 6:51:00pm
We do what we want. We're Democrats. :\
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
Updated Jan 18, 2021 2:56:22pm
It's the new national anthem! Dr. Fauci has your Prozac!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U
Updated Jan 18, 2021 3:01:54pm
Updated Jan 18, 2021 3:23:38pm
That's why they call it Zebulun AND Napthali:
Updated Jan 18, 2021 10:45:29pm
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Updated Jan 18, 2021 3:30:18pm
It's
almost as if the Democrats said to themselves...how can we make life in
America so miserable...that people would want to go?!?
I have something in mind. We'll name it after a Mexican beer....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6jn-DdafM
I have something in mind. We'll name it after a Mexican beer....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl6jn-DdafM
Updated Jan 18, 2021 6:44:54pm
Do you see why you need MBAs, Elon? Somebody needs to sell your bullshit rockets...
https://www.lilithastrology.com/post/capricorn-energy-the-devil-in-tarot
https://www.lilithastrology.com/post/capricorn-energy-the-devil-in-tarot
Updated Jan 18, 2021 6:52:46pm
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Updated Jan 18, 2021 7:48:20pm
This was written in 2011. Think about that.
"Self-preserving, fear-based, and resistant Capricorn is prone to the employment of lock-down remedies that will recycle and prolong struggle. The result leads to added suffering, loss, and depletion that perpetuates more 'death', rather than create fresh life."
https://www.keplercollege.org/index.php/articles-opinions/using-astrology/991-pluto-capricorn-ending-era
"Self-preserving, fear-based, and resistant Capricorn is prone to the employment of lock-down remedies that will recycle and prolong struggle. The result leads to added suffering, loss, and depletion that perpetuates more 'death', rather than create fresh life."
https://www.keplercollege.org/index.php/articles-opinions/using-astrology/991-pluto-capricorn-ending-era
Updated Jan 18, 2021 8:11:47pm
I was over the coronavirus scare last January, but it's whatever. :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAKQs0_srM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAKQs0_srM
Updated Jan 18, 2021 8:21:23pm
Before I sign out of here--I just wanted tell everyone to make sure that you're washing your hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjUeGt5BNQ&list=OLAK5uy_mcaOaJ723FlFeXMwi6Vz6TdZwPLxgs6So&index=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjUeGt5BNQ&list=OLAK5uy_mcaOaJ723FlFeXMwi6Vz6TdZwPLxgs6So&index=8
Updated Jan 18, 2021 11:09:38pm
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