Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part XII

 

The great news is that Debra March is running for Lieutenant Governor. Sisolak will have the perfect accomplice!!!
Updated Apr 13, 2022 4:13:19pm
Apr 13, 2022 4:13:19pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Only in America can one expect to be promoted for being unethical.
Apr 13, 2022 4:16:28pm
The former Lieutenant Governor of Nevada is now serving in the Biden administration, which makes perfect sense when one thinks about it. She does something with the "White House Office of Intergovernmental Affairs", which probably means that she helps channel crack across state lines--I imagine.
Updated Apr 13, 2022 4:36:42pm
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In the meantime, here I am, honestly trying to pay my taxes, and I decided to let the IRS calculate the penalty for not reporting my estimated taxes (there is literally a button for that on HR Block's website), because that's also what I was advised to do by my accountant, and I figure these people must be professionals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Gt2D5mbrU&ab_channel=ArmadaMusicTV
Updated Apr 13, 2022 4:46:03pm
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This is the craziest shit that I've ever seen in my life, and that's saying a lot....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPkMx1RrwP4&ab_channel=CNN
Updated Apr 13, 2022 7:29:24pm
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My guess is that a lot of companies are reevaluating their business relationships with China at the moment--especially given the Russian situation. No wonder why there are parts shortages!!!
Updated Apr 13, 2022 7:52:00pm
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With a country as rich and powerful as the United States, wouldn't it make sense for us to at least put a guy like this up on the stage as our President? I still wouldn't bother voting, but at least I could respect him as the figurehead that he is. You know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcowbZOrql0&ab_channel=Manoloyy
Updated Apr 14, 2022 7:42:25pm
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I really love this girl. She is like the lullabies your mom sings to you when you're a little kid, lol. I would tip her in live chat, but I'm too shy and I would just go off about how awesome she is and how much her music means to me and I'd embarrass myself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCecIPdv84&ab_channel=FoxtailsBrigade
Updated Apr 14, 2022 8:42:41pm
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This is why I watch YouTube. True story: my grandma said we're reasonably close relatives of Frank Sinatra. I never got to get the details from her, however. It makes sense with my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house, though, since my mom is a Capricorn and she's a Scorpio. That's just my theory. :\
Updated Apr 14, 2022 8:54:29pm
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This is why Truman wanted term limits for these people--it's not that he mattered.
Updated Apr 15, 2022 10:34:56am
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We never forget whom we're working for. My 6th house says that we hope you enjoy your F-35s, Canada!!!
Updated Apr 15, 2022 10:57:59am
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I do own LMT shares. I'm not trading today, but my 7th and 11th houses are always working with my 6th... ;)
Updated Apr 15, 2022 11:20:34am
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God is dead. That's the good news.
Updated Apr 16, 2022 3:43:02pm
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That last quote was from The Don't Say Gay Science. I blame those goddamn socialists at child protective services. :/
Updated Apr 16, 2022 3:46:14pm
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Apr 16, 2022 3:50:09pm
Glenn Beck is still my savior.
Updated Apr 16, 2022 3:54:19pm
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Poor Mormons. They're an easy target. They are also my favorite people to tease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97XMeSvXA-0&ab_channel=Kaskade
Updated Apr 16, 2022 7:28:05pm
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Apr 20, 2022 2:07:41pm
I'm sorry, Russia: all I heard was blah, blah, blah, I'm a dirty tramp.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Responsibility_of_Intellectuals
Updated Apr 20, 2022 2:10:20pm
Apr 20, 2022 2:10:20pm
This is the responsibility of Taureans.

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/cusps/aries-taurus
Updated Apr 20, 2022 2:11:30pm
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Apr 20, 2022 2:12:28pm
I say these things, because Noam Chomsky is a Sagittarius, and I have Uranus in Sage and Mars in Scorpio in my 7th house. ;)

https://astroligion.com/mars-7th-house/
Updated Apr 20, 2022 2:16:17pm
Apr 20, 2022 2:16:17pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
This is also a true story. I've more or less told Noam Chomsky much of this to his face. Well, I did tell it to him through email. I was a bit drunk at the time. I can't remember everything that was said. :\
Apr 20, 2022 2:19:23pm
Apr 20, 2022 2:24:58pm
If anyone didn't get the reference to the last post--that was me not so subtly pointing out the fact that Natalie Portman is a Gemini and that she's Israeli. I'm just saying. This is the Mormon version of Facebook dating...I'm holding out for something better...
Updated Apr 20, 2022 2:33:41pm
Apr 20, 2022 2:31:54pm
She's already 40. I could be her Shekhinah. What?!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Portman
Updated Apr 20, 2022 2:35:20pm
Apr 20, 2022 2:35:20pm
What I'm really saying is that even though I also have Vesta in Cancer in my 2nd house, and my 3rd house in Cancer--I don't know if Alessia Cara is ever going to officially talk to me. Plus, I figure Natalie Portman is more in my age range. I guess. Then again, I am from Utah--it's not like I have to settle for one wife. You know?
Updated Apr 22, 2022 9:08:16pm
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Seriously, though...
Updated Apr 20, 2022 3:10:02pm
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My Venus conjunct Mercury in Aries the 12th house usually goes without saying. It's sort of hidden. These are all relationship indicators, for those who are unaware....
Updated Apr 20, 2022 6:45:02pm
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If any of my secretly loyal followers needed something longer to listen to on 4/20, I don't think you'll leave here disappointed. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJqZyC3DNc&ab_channel=RazNitzanMusic
Updated Apr 20, 2022 6:43:48pm
Apr 20, 2022 6:43:48pm
God Save the Queen.

"The text makes claims about the ancient history of Scotland and especially the Scoti, forbears of the Scots, who the Declaration claims originated in Scythia Major and migrated via Spain to Britain, dating their migration to '1,200 years from the Israelite people's crossing of the Red Sea.'"
Updated Apr 26, 2022 4:34:56pm
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I am fluent in insanity. Let me tell you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Scone
Updated Apr 21, 2022 7:35:09am
Apr 21, 2022 7:35:09am
And that's why I could honestly check the box identifying myself as an African American on my U.S. census questionnaire--for anyone who wasn't aware of Scottish ancestry...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxSdeW9ZD8Y&ab_channel=UltraMusic
Updated Apr 21, 2022 7:45:35am
Apr 21, 2022 7:45:35am
The responsibility of intellectuals and Russian sympathizers is to block Wikipedia and any knowledge of Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism, and Hasidic Judaism/Lurianic Kabbalah. We definitely don't want to talk about astrology in Massachusetts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:54:00am
Apr 22, 2022 8:54:00am
Admittedly, atheism would be much easier to deal with than the Shekhinah in my life. That's all I really know. Problems:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6_dn2a5fGo&ab_channel=ReggaeMix
Updated Apr 22, 2022 9:17:00am
Apr 22, 2022 9:17:00am
Before the Einstein–Rosen bridge...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Worlds
Updated Apr 22, 2022 11:45:47am
Apr 22, 2022 11:45:47am
These are things that I learned while learning about my ancestry.

"Her subjects from Catalonia and Aragon speak publicly, and I have heard the same thing from many in Spain that the Queen is the protector of the Jews and the daughter of a Jewess."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Jews_from_Spain
Updated Apr 22, 2022 11:48:52am
Apr 22, 2022 11:48:52am
When I finally show up to Israel, I'm going to be like...I have Saturn and Pluto in Scorpio in my 6th house. I heard you guys have food here and that Virgo rules the 6th house and the stomach, and that Saturn is the planet that represents grandparents, old people, scientists, and knowledgeable men. I also heard you people smoke marijuana. Is all of this true? I thought so. Carry on your business...
Updated Apr 22, 2022 2:35:11pm
Apr 22, 2022 2:18:43pm
Speaking of Scorpios, I'd give more secrets away, but there is some use in having a security apparatus: for instance, if helps keep us from being assassinated by Russian agents in Mexico.

https://www.marxists.org/archive/trotsky/1922/12/freemasonry.htm
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:02:04pm
Apr 22, 2022 8:02:04pm
Other than that, I'm pretty much an open book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Trotsky
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:03:21pm
Apr 22, 2022 8:03:21pm
Hell, with my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house, I can even sing a song about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAN9KjL0L0&ab_channel=andreaskant
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:12:52pm
Apr 22, 2022 8:12:52pm
I'm still a Taurean, however...I'm one of those French/bourgeois people. Sort of. As if that needed an explanation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de_Milo
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:16:58pm
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Apr 22, 2022 8:30:32pm
With that being said, Republicans, you really should be going after Viacom. That's where I actually keep my money. I'm only trying to help.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles
Updated Apr 22, 2022 8:32:16pm
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Apr 22, 2022 8:34:56pm
Sorry, Evan, I like you, but you're too intelligent to represent Utah. In fact, since you have Central INTELLIGENCE Agency in your resume, I can already tell you that you're basically fucked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_McMullin
Updated Apr 24, 2022 6:48:37pm
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When an Aries is too liberal for your state, you know that you're from Utah. It's only the name of the god of war.
Updated Apr 24, 2022 6:54:20pm
Apr 24, 2022 6:52:26pm
I was considering capitalizing "God of War" as a proper name, but I thought better of it, because all of the other "Christians" already consider us to be pagans. These are things that honestly go through my mind with my Mercury in Aries placement. :\

https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/24/politics/utah-democrats-evan-mcmullin-mike-lee/index.html
Updated Apr 24, 2022 7:11:40pm
Apr 24, 2022 7:11:40pm
They do say that the lands of Sharon are in the Tribe of Gad, however, and others say that it represents Aries, so it makes sense to the crazy people amongst us--myself included. I guess. :\

https://www.secret-vault.com/astrology/descendants-of-adam/aries.html
Updated Apr 24, 2022 7:26:07pm
Apr 24, 2022 7:26:07pm
They also say that the Tribe of Naftali is associated with Virgo, so with Mercury (ruler of Virgo) in Aries and my sixth house in Scorpio, my life is a lot like Naftali Bennett (an Aries) working with Joe Biden (a Scorpio). Then again, maybe that's reaching?!?
Updated Apr 30, 2022 9:35:05am
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Ryan Webb is feeling silly.
Seriously, though, I lost a Facebook friend today immediately after posting, and I was a bit confused, because this is actually one of my BETTER days. I'm like...NOW you've had enough of me?!?
Apr 24, 2022 8:07:01pm
True story. I've talked a little bit about this before, but I knew this Jewish girl in college named Esther, who just so happened to be a Pisces, and we took a spatial economics class together, and for some reason we started talking about the military budget--and how much we spend on everything--and she looked at me when I started to get technical about fighter jets and she just said, "I know where your mind is at." Anyway, I hadn't told her I had Mercury in Aries in the 12th house and astrology never came up. She just knew. And I knew that she knew without me saying. That was sort of when I thought there might be something to it...
Updated Apr 24, 2022 9:43:08pm
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Considering my Sun, Moon, Venus, and Mercury placements are all here, I don't really expect to have many friends, which is surprising--considering how much I post. No?

https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/astrology-horoscope-zodiac-signs/12th-twelfth-house-of-secrets-astrology
Updated Apr 24, 2022 9:42:13pm
Apr 24, 2022 9:42:13pm
Putin and Mitch McConnell wanted this day renamed after themselves, but Boris Johnson is outsmarting both of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Workers%27_Day
Updated May 01, 2022 9:29:29am
May 01, 2022 9:29:29am
Truthfully, we're most concerned with Nicola Sturgeon. You wanna talk about do-it-yourselfers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707
Updated May 01, 2022 9:30:53am
May 01, 2022 9:30:53am
It's a Taurean thing. We're nutjobs.

"THE AUROCHS OF THE HOUSE OF EPHRAIM

The unicorn is a symbol of the Scots’ claim to be descended from the twelve tribes of Israel and, in particular, from the House of Ephraim, who were the offspring of the Patriarch Joseph—Joseph of the marvellous dreams and the coat of many colours—who was Prince of Egypt almost four thousand years ago."

https://brightmorningstar.org/why-do-the-scots-love-unicorns/
Updated May 01, 2022 9:37:24am
May 01, 2022 9:37:24am
It could be worse. They could be Trump's altar boys: aka Mormons.
Updated May 04, 2022 12:56:33pm
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I would actually like to abolish football at UNLV, because we value brains at our school, which is why we have a medical school now. BYU would never understand that, which is why they are so excited about playing against their fellow gay Catholic friends in the Death Star on Oct. 8th. I'm just saying... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKDEMt2DXc&ab_channel=HaSanMDD
Updated May 04, 2022 12:47:12pm
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Mormons: the Diet Coke of Freemasonry.

https://www.medievalwarfare.info/templars.htm
Updated May 04, 2022 12:50:27pm
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To Brett Kavanuagh's credit, he went to Yale, so his alma matter is the BIG Y, Cougar fans. You guys are the other one...that doesn't even have a medical school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7gmfGbhZwo&ab_channel=barnziie
Updated May 04, 2022 1:09:14pm
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May 04, 2022 1:11:58pm
We're the speculative people. Ask Mitt Romney.

https://ctstatelibrary.org/CT-nicknames
Updated May 04, 2022 1:13:23pm
May 04, 2022 1:13:23pm
Not that anyone cares, but it's Monday, and they do say that Andrew the Apostle is associated with Cancer...

https://www.newagepower.net/the-real-bible/the-12-zodiac-signs-the-12-apostles/
Updated May 04, 2022 4:48:05pm
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I'm just saying that I talk to the Moon--since it rules Cancer...nevermind....

https://www.astrology.com/houses/third-house
Updated May 04, 2022 5:16:44pm
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Judas Thaddeus is said to exemplify Aquarius, which makes sense, because Kavanaugh and John Roberts are Aquarians, and he is the patron saint of desperate cases and lost causes. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_the_Apostle
Updated May 05, 2022 5:26:18pm
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Wikipedia says this guy belongs to a "politically conservative" and "psuedoscientific" organization, but he does have credentials:

https://www.discovery.org/p/marks/
Updated May 06, 2022 9:06:50pm
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Is this considered "intelligent design"?

"'Looking at these results,' Fried said, 'people may ask, "Do we control our neurons or do our neurons control us," while the ultimate reductionist's answer may be, 'We are our neurons.'

Other study authors included Nikhil Thiruvengadam, Florian Mormann, Alexander Kraskov and Rodrigo Quian Quiorga.

The research was funded by funded by the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, the National Institute of Mental Health, the G. Harold and Leila Y. Mathers Charitable Foundation, and Korea's World Class University program. The authors report no conflict of interest."

https://www.uclahealth.org/news/mind-over-matter-study-shows-we-consciously-exert-control-over-individual-neurons
Updated May 06, 2022 9:11:51pm
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May 06, 2022 9:16:16pm
There's really no such thing as "pseudoscience," because REAL science involves keeping an open mind, which means that most "pseudoscience" is at worst hypotheses. That's what I think, anyhow...

https://www.space.com/universe-simulation-hypothesis-problems
Updated May 06, 2022 9:20:01pm
May 06, 2022 9:20:01pm
With that being said, I'm not exactly a conservative.

https://monthlyreview.org/2009/05/01/why-socialism/
Updated May 06, 2022 9:22:05pm
May 06, 2022 9:22:05pm
Einstein was a Pisces, so it does seem fairly logical that I have Sun and Moon in Taurus in the 12th house (Pisces)...and Marx's birthday was yesterday...which does fit in with May being associated with Labour Day, Taurus, etc. If nothing else, it is a bit coincidental--I must admit. ;)
Updated May 07, 2022 8:26:09am
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I wouldn't call myself a scientist. I wouldn't even call myself an intellectual. Then again, that might not necessarily be a bad thing. :\

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/einstein-world-war-iv-sticks-stones/
Updated May 06, 2022 9:38:24pm
May 06, 2022 9:38:24pm
But speaking of Taureans and definitions of "intelligence" and "mind", there is one other person in particular that is worthy of note...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanuel_Kant
Updated May 06, 2022 9:41:48pm
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When you're a Taurean with Pluto/Saturn in Scorpio in the 6th house, however, it's an everyday thing...if there's one thing that really makes you think about your "MIND" and "REALITY"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAKQs0_srM&ab_channel=GeorgeCarlinOfficialYouTubeChannel
Updated May 06, 2022 10:14:51pm
May 06, 2022 10:14:51pm
Regardless of one's political philosophy, if there's one thing that is true about life, it is that God makes sure that all of us are Communists, because there is effectively a 100% tax rate in the long run. The rest is just an illusion...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churchyard
Updated May 06, 2022 10:21:03pm
May 06, 2022 10:21:03pm
Speaking of my 11th house with Pallas and Lilith conjunct in Pisces, however...

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/cusps/aquarius-pisces
Updated May 06, 2022 11:23:19pm
May 06, 2022 11:23:19pm
We could expand on the illusion...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer
Updated May 06, 2022 11:24:19pm
May 06, 2022 11:24:19pm
With all of my 12th house placements, it does make sense...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NBrce-ZHi0&ab_channel=Einzelgänger
Updated May 06, 2022 11:28:54pm
May 06, 2022 11:28:54pm
Neptune in Capricorn (Jeff Bezos) is like....why read a book that's in the public domain for free on multiple websites online--when you can pay $9.48 to download a DIGITAL copy on Kindle? Do you have any idea how much our stock has dropped this month?!?

https://www.amazon.com/World-Will-Representation-Vol/dp/0486217612
Updated May 07, 2022 8:47:04am
May 07, 2022 8:47:04am
Speaking of which, it is Mother's Day tomorrow. I need to get my shit together...I still don't know if this is my better half. :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_goat
Updated May 07, 2022 8:53:02am
May 07, 2022 8:53:02am
Here's the way to popularity in America: from now on, any post you read on my Facebook wall costs $34.95. I accept Venmo and Cash App. We're going to the Moon!!! The followers are already lining up. I have so many notifications right now. If only I could accept all of the requests. I don't want anyone to feel left out, however...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
Updated May 07, 2022 9:12:13am
May 07, 2022 9:09:27am
It's a lot like my 1st house North Node in Gemini (Kennedy) and my Jupiter in Capricorn (Hopkins/Nixon) in the 9th house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaWY6CmZUkI&ab_channel=PressRowMedia%2CInc.
Updated May 07, 2022 9:31:16am
May 07, 2022 9:31:16am
Capricorn is actually related to the Shekinah...deep down...

"Beginning around the second millennium BCE, he was sometimes referred to in writing by the numeric ideogram for '40', occasionally referred to as his 'sacred number'. The planet Mercury, associated with Babylonian Nabu (the son of Marduk) was, in Sumerian times, identified with Enki."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enki
Updated May 07, 2022 9:42:27am
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That's why Saturn is in my 6th house with Pluto and Scorpio? They do know how to tell me what I need to hear. I don't know if it's necessarily true, but it does make me feel good. :\
Updated May 07, 2022 9:48:30am
May 07, 2022 9:47:35am
Downey Jr. (Aries) in the role of Iron Man/Howard Hughes (Capricorn) is another example of how I require a lot of positive reinforcement from my Mercury conjunct Venus in Aries. I do have pizza rolls waiting for me in the freezer. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSd9XSYaRJg&ab_channel=Looper
Updated May 07, 2022 9:59:49am
May 07, 2022 9:59:49am
Is it reaching when your mom is a Capricorn and you just so happen to be a bull sign? I don't know. I am going with it, however...that's not to mention my stepmom... ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalthea_(mythology)
Updated May 07, 2022 10:07:46am
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May 08, 2022 1:14:04pm
Here's the response of the mother of the United Kingdom to Arkansas and your smart Russian friends...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6iz_Vq_MS8&ab_channel=MilitaryArchive
Updated May 08, 2022 1:14:53pm
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I am interested to see how long those pending anti-abortion laws last, however. It's best to simply let these people have their way. ;)
Updated May 08, 2022 1:38:52pm
May 08, 2022 1:36:38pm
Of course, I don't really speak for the Queen of England.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-39190057
Updated May 08, 2022 3:00:30pm
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May 08, 2022 3:18:15pm
It's a long story, and it's sort of a secret, but in reference to my last post, I've been paying more attention to earrings lately. I guess that means that I might be gay.
Updated May 10, 2022 11:13:12pm
May 10, 2022 11:06:39pm
At least the Catholics are figuring it out.

"Since its legalization in 2007, the number of legal abortions initially increased, from 18,607 in 2007 to 20,480 in 2011, but has since steady decreased, down to 15,492 in 2017."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Portugal
Updated May 10, 2022 11:08:26pm
May 10, 2022 11:08:26pm
I'm supposed to be married to these people--with my Juno in Gemini. I don't know if I buy into all of that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocryphon_of_James
Updated May 10, 2022 11:12:13pm
May 10, 2022 11:12:13pm
"The Apocryphon of James, also known by the translation of its title – the Secret Book of James, is a pseudonymous text amongst the New Testament apocrypha. It describes the secret teachings of Jesus to Peter and James, given after the Resurrection but before the Ascension.

A major theme is that one must accept suffering as inevitable."

Finally. Something we can all agree on.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Noble_Truths
Updated May 10, 2022 11:16:49pm
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Yes. My Uranus in Sage in the 7th house is aware that there is a difference between James the Just (Gemini) and James the Great (Sagittarius). That's all I know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyRFTcRdrIc&ab_channel=LoseTheNameOfAction
Updated May 10, 2022 11:44:53pm
May 10, 2022 11:44:53pm
For the Mormons amongst us, this weekend, it's this guy's birthday, and the day that Peter (Aries), James the Great (Sagittarius), and John (Leo) showed up and brought the fire back...which makes sense, because they are all fire signs...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lucas
Updated May 11, 2022 7:33:27am
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I have more in common with this girl than I realized. We're both Taureans, and we both have two moms. :D
Updated May 14, 2022 2:30:49pm
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It's those gay heathens that we have to worry about: they don't believe in Leviticus...clearly...
Updated May 14, 2022 2:33:21pm
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Trump's friends are obviously above this...
Updated May 14, 2022 5:24:19pm
May 14, 2022 2:37:59pm
He's basically Mormon when you think about it...and a fundamentalist one at that. He just didn't marry all of them at the same time. I'm just saying:
Updated May 14, 2022 3:01:35pm
May 14, 2022 3:01:35pm
I compared this guy to Joseph Smith and Joseph Stalin simultaneously in an email exchange. It's what I do. You can't get me in stores...
Updated May 14, 2022 3:13:30pm
May 14, 2022 3:13:30pm
How's that for a priesthood session? Yep. Still got it.
Updated May 14, 2022 3:16:55pm
May 14, 2022 3:16:55pm
She has the same birthday as the United Kingdom. It's Irish irony.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Lou_McDonald
Updated May 15, 2022 10:38:25pm
May 15, 2022 10:38:25pm
We're sort of Catholics, because we have the King James Bible, but we're sort of not...people wonder why I'm crazy. :\
Updated May 16, 2022 3:37:33am
May 15, 2022 10:42:16pm
We'll figure ourselves out eventually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_VI_and_I
Updated May 15, 2022 10:44:45pm
May 15, 2022 10:44:45pm
Speaking of the ironic priesthood...what better place than the land of steel? It makes a lot of sense when you think about it that way.

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/learn/historic-sites/pennsylvania/priesthood-restoration-site?lang=eng
Updated May 15, 2022 10:48:46pm
May 15, 2022 10:48:46pm
See? And speaking of men of steel, that's also why he's the Joseph Smith/purer Sagittarius on steroids:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Stalin
Updated May 15, 2022 10:52:04pm
May 15, 2022 10:52:04pm
The real problem with Vladimir Putin and students of BYU is that they shave. Brigham Young had a full beard. I'm just saying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vDlKvolERk&ab_channel=NitroPunkRock
Updated May 15, 2022 10:59:40pm
May 15, 2022 10:59:40pm
May 15, 2022 11:14:38pm
"In the United States, infant formula is both heavily marketed—the country has not adopted the Code, nor is it being systematically implemented by manufacturers for domestic marketing—and even heavily subsidized by the government: at least one third of the American market is supported by the government, with over half of infant formula sold in the country provided through the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (known as WIC).

According to surveys, over 70% of large U.S. hospitals dispense infant formula to all infants, a practice opposed by the American Academy of Pediatrics and in violation of the Code."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_formula
Updated May 16, 2022 4:58:10pm
May 16, 2022 4:58:10pm
May 16, 2022 4:58:52pm
This is true, because I'm now investing more in their relatively cheap stock...

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/business/ryanair-ceo-boeing-attack/index.html
Updated May 16, 2022 5:04:56pm
May 16, 2022 5:04:56pm
Nora means "light" in Hebrew, and "honor" in Irish.
Updated May 17, 2022 1:12:28pm
May 17, 2022 1:06:40pm
She's actually South African.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nora_En_Pure
Updated May 17, 2022 1:14:11pm
May 17, 2022 1:14:11pm
Orange you glad I pointed out the difference? ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_South_Africa
Updated May 17, 2022 1:19:14pm
May 17, 2022 1:19:14pm
May 17, 2022 1:20:32pm
May 17, 2022 1:27:29pm
The Geminis always come back...

"Charles spent the next nine years in exile in France, the Dutch Republic and the Spanish Netherlands."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England
Updated May 17, 2022 1:28:39pm
May 17, 2022 1:28:39pm
This is definitely "me" (according to www.astrotheme.com):

House IV 29°47' Cancer

The Fourth House also called Immum Coeli is the sphere of inner emotions, family, the father, home and roots, but also the home one creates. It's Home Sweet Home, security and cocoon. It is in analogy with Cancer and the Moon. It's an angular and important house.
Interpretation of the 29° Cancer symbolic degree
"In a field bordering the seashore, a young horse raises its head as it trots with its halter hanging loosely. A ship sails towards the horizon." (Janduz version)

Passionate, independent, and intuitive character. One is a freedom-lover and uses one's bright intellectual faculties to do good because one is driven by a strong sense of justice. Feelings may prevail over reason. Life is clouded with uncertainties and instability, but ordeals are overcome with remarkable courage and self-confidence. Occupations related to seafaring and water are very favoured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzjBVDuJo5M&ab_channel=MDLBEAST
Updated May 17, 2022 7:17:57pm
May 17, 2022 7:17:57pm
My brother-in-law gave me a copy of this. I think I'll keep him around. :D
Updated May 22, 2022 9:07:59am
May 22, 2022 9:07:59am
May 22, 2022 9:09:32am
Four Mighty Ones are in every Man; a Perfect Unity Cannot Exist but from the Universal Brotherhood of Eden
The Universal Man. To Whom be Glory Evermore. Amen.

~ William Blake, The Four Zoas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_(Tarot_card)
Updated May 22, 2022 9:13:24am
May 22, 2022 9:13:24am
May 22, 2022 10:12:31am
May 22, 2022 10:13:43am
This is also "me":

House III 8°19' Cancer

The Third House is the sphere of social and intellectual apprenticeship, studies, relationships with close people and surroundings, short trips, light-hearted and quick contacts, correspondences. It is in analogy with Gemini and Mercury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqgR71-kYA&ab_channel=Giolì%26Assia
Updated May 22, 2022 11:03:49am
May 22, 2022 11:03:49am
I did disclose that my money is in Paramount.

"BUT… What if Vulcan Did Exist, even just as an Esoteric Planet?"

https://medium.com/mystic-minds/astrology-how-vulcan-could-change-how-we-think-of-virgo-f005e2232e83
Updated May 22, 2022 11:29:35am
May 22, 2022 11:29:35am
I also fully disclosed my Vesta in Cancer in the 2nd house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER0Cu0KQFqM&ab_channel=TED-Ed
Updated May 22, 2022 11:34:27am
May 22, 2022 11:34:27am
May 22, 2022 11:37:51am
"An inviting attraction for archaeology buffs is the prehistoric sanctuary of the ancient Bronze Age, an extraordinary evidence of the sulphur trade in the Mycenaean era."

https://www.lavalledeitempli.it/en/itineraries/agrigento/punta-bianca/
Updated May 22, 2022 12:52:00pm
May 22, 2022 12:52:00pm
My wife was very busy today.

Juno 24°16' Gemini, in House II

Juno is the asteroid corresponding to the adaptation to the marital partner and to the defence of individual rights; it is thus used in the field of marriage.
Interpretation of the 24° Gemini symbolic degree
"Surrounded by his favourite books, a middle-aged man reads and ponders at his desk." (Janduz version)

Withdrawn, studious, and generous character endowed with exceptional intellectual capacities and vivid imagination. One is attracted to spirituality and research and pays little attention to worldly riches. Success can be achieved in ancient and modern science, literature, or education.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5Jmy6-gaSc&ab_channel=Giolì%26Assia
Updated May 22, 2022 12:55:12pm
May 22, 2022 12:55:12pm
Is somebody upset that the Mexicans legalized abortion, even though they are still sending over too many children for the Yankeees to feed, which is part of the reason we have a formula shortage--aside from the inaction of the Catholic guy who's ironically named after Joseph of Egypt? THE INVITATION IS STILL OPEN FOR YOU TO GET THE LIVING SHIT KICKED OUT OF YOU, BIDEN, SISOLAK--AND THE GUY WHO DENIED CHRIST THREE FUCKING TIMES!!!! I already abandoned my religion, Nancy Pelosi--that's why I'm a SOCIALIST--unlike you, because you are a COWARD who is afraid of a "magical" clown that is LITERALLY living in an ancient roman circus. The Italians and the rest of the NATO members that are barking at Putin's door are also enjoying the former papal states that we officially OWN in our SECULAR society!!! Keep on doing what you're doing, though!!! :D
Updated May 26, 2022 1:05:14pm
May 26, 2022 1:05:14pm
I'm not exactly a Marxist, but I do believe in "dialectical materialism".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empedocles
Updated May 26, 2022 1:14:35pm
May 26, 2022 1:14:35pm
When you have Juno in Gemini and Vesta in Cancer in the 2nd house, you tend to learn weird things that nobody else might wonder about. :\

"The shrine marks a place where Roman legend claims the divine twins Castor and Pollux stopped to water their horses while passing through the city, and where they announced Roman victory at the Battle of Lake Regillus, 495 BCE. During the Roman Empire, when another spring in the city had dried up, the Vestal Virgins used this spring to supply water for their religious ceremonies. The water at the Lacus Iuturnae was thought to have healing properties. The elderly and infirm would go to the spring with offerings in order to secure the assistance of Juturna in curing their malady."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacus_Juturnae
Updated May 26, 2022 6:58:40pm
May 26, 2022 6:58:40pm
May 26, 2022 7:49:26pm
But even if we were barking at Putin's door--he is the one who opened it. Where we come from--that's a big no no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_V_of_Constantinople#/media/File:Saint_Peter_Gate_01.jpg
Updated May 26, 2022 7:55:23pm
May 26, 2022 7:55:23pm
Ukrainian girls saw the Pope of Rome walk by on his way to chat with Putin, and they said, "Your gates are kind of cute, but sorry--we've seen much bigger..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walls_of_Constantinople
Updated May 26, 2022 8:01:09pm
May 26, 2022 8:01:09pm
For the Mormons amongst us: wouldn't that have been funny if some Mormon priest had blessed the sacrament in Harry Reid's ward with the following words: " O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this bread to the souls of all those who partake of it--except Harry Reid--that they may eat in remembrance of the body of thy Son..."
Updated May 26, 2022 8:09:51pm
May 26, 2022 8:07:24pm
I told my 11th house Pallas and Lilith in Pisces that they were going to make abortion illegal in Samaria, and they were like....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9VYKrtziSg&ab_channel=BoilerRoom
Updated May 26, 2022 8:38:02pm
May 26, 2022 8:38:02pm
Nancy Pelosi and my North Node/Chiron in Gemini in the 1st house know that I am very wink wink...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up-UkcrXfRQ&ab_channel=Giolì%26Assia
Updated May 26, 2022 9:43:43pm
May 26, 2022 9:43:43pm
May 27, 2022 1:26:22pm
Sama must be why they called us the Samians in a past life. This is what I am thinking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagoras
Updated May 27, 2022 1:27:09pm
May 27, 2022 1:27:09pm
Did you know that the word "nephew" is actually connected with jet fuel and possibly Neptune? That does sort of explain my Jupiter/Neptune placements in Capricorn, because Howard Hughes made his money from the oil industry and all... ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apam_Napat
Updated May 27, 2022 5:26:56pm
May 27, 2022 5:26:56pm
I might have a big mouth, but at least I put my money where my mouth is...
Updated May 27, 2022 5:33:25pm
May 27, 2022 5:28:23pm
May 27, 2022 5:35:23pm
I'm just saying--it might be another reason why they call us the Samians.

"The zodiacal house of Scorpio is ruled by Samael and by Pluto (Hades), the lord of practical magic."

https://glorian.org/learn/courses-and-lectures/astrology/scorpio
Updated May 27, 2022 5:38:11pm
May 27, 2022 5:38:11pm
My Juno in Gemini just wanted to give out shout out to our Nevada State people...your secrets are safe with us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9W4QUxcFjo&ab_channel=Beatport
Updated May 27, 2022 6:34:02pm
May 27, 2022 6:34:02pm
May 27, 2022 6:36:24pm
Kabala means "acceptance" in Assyrian Aramaic and Hebrew. I wonder why that is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y5HaDwil1E&ab_channel=BahadorAlast
Updated May 28, 2022 10:06:12pm
May 28, 2022 10:06:12pm
Pythagoras is overrated. I said it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpAphcaVJIs
Updated May 28, 2022 11:07:03pm
May 28, 2022 11:07:03pm
The Zodiac and the four elements were around well before Pythagoras and Empedocles...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamassu
Updated May 29, 2022 12:52:42pm
May 29, 2022 12:52:42pm
May 29, 2022 12:58:29pm
Saturn is connected to the oil industry for a reason:

"The German organic chemist August Kekulé described the eureka moment when he realized the structure of benzene, after he saw a vision of Ouroboros:

I was sitting, writing at my text-book; but the work did not progress; my thoughts were elsewhere. I turned my chair to the fire and dozed. Again the atoms were gamboling before my eyes. This time the smaller groups kept modestly in the background. My mental eye, rendered more acute by the repeated visions of the kind, could now distinguish larger structures of manifold conformation: long rows, sometimes more closely fitted together; all twining and twisting in snake-like motion. But look! What was that? One of the snakes had seized hold of its own tail, and the form whirled mockingly before my eyes. As if by a flash of lightning I awoke; and this time also I spent the rest of the night in working out the consequences of the hypothesis."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
Updated May 29, 2022 1:00:27pm
May 29, 2022 1:00:27pm
May 29, 2022 1:19:31pm
“It seems probable that once the machine thinking method had started, it would not take long to outstrip our feeble powers… They would be able to converse with each other to sharpen their wits. At some stage therefore, we should have to expect the machines to take control.”

― Alan Turing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TuY06d7ZBI&ab_channel=PsyChamber
Updated May 29, 2022 1:23:06pm
May 29, 2022 1:23:06pm
I warned them about the Scorpios...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danel
Updated May 29, 2022 2:52:04pm
May 29, 2022 2:52:04pm
Anyway, that's Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house (Scorpio/Tribe of Dan):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yam_(god)
Updated May 29, 2022 2:53:49pm
May 29, 2022 2:53:49pm
May 29, 2022 2:54:14pm
We missed your birthday by a day, Alessia. We're slipping...
Updated Jun 02, 2022 7:57:33pm
Jun 02, 2022 7:57:33pm
Speaking of which, to be honest, even though I have Juno in Gemini and Vesta in Cancer--I worry that my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house might be a little too dark for Alessia. I don't think that I'm all that appropriate for Disney. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UenyqeWFqdI&ab_channel=electrohive
Updated Jun 02, 2022 8:13:14pm
Jun 02, 2022 8:13:14pm
There's a REASON why people in Texas still pay attention to a news organization that was founded by an AUSTRALIAN decades ago, and it's the same reason why they have to take advice from Donald Trump, who is from NEW YORK--and whose mother was relatively fresh off the boat from Scotland--and that's because TED CRUZ IS STILL A FUCKING MEXICAN!!!
Updated Jun 07, 2022 5:39:08pm
Jun 07, 2022 5:34:29pm
Jun 07, 2022 5:35:24pm
She's the real brains behind the "organization"...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_MacLeod_Trump
Updated Jun 07, 2022 5:35:54pm
Jun 07, 2022 5:35:54pm
You can start here, Texas--it might take you about 50 years to catch up, but we're not in a hurry.

https://www.britannica.com/event/Scottish-Enlightenment
Updated Jun 07, 2022 5:41:10pm
Jun 07, 2022 5:41:10pm
Seriously, though, I am thinking of selling t-shirts in Utah. On the front, they'll say "MARCO RUBIO IS A LAMANITE", but then on the back, it will say "(it's racist, but we all knows he deserves it.)"
Updated Jun 07, 2022 6:12:15pm
Jun 07, 2022 6:11:35pm
Don't steal all of my ideas, Mormons. If you rip off my shirt, I'm charging you 10% of the selling price. God's keeping score. Mine is in Taurus, by the way. I'm an open book....unfortunately for all of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEtNil5U2s&ab_channel=ThePsychedelicMuse
Updated Jun 07, 2022 6:15:05pm
Jun 07, 2022 6:15:05pm
Third house Cancerians know what I'm talking about....
Updated Jun 07, 2022 7:10:23pm
Jun 07, 2022 7:05:19pm
North Node Gemini Moon trine Neptune in the 8th house (Scorpio/Samael). That's "me". She even has the wolf logo at the bottom. Coincidence? Or am I really that "good"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4lH-KzsQi0
Updated Jun 07, 2022 7:09:52pm
Jun 07, 2022 7:09:52pm
Jun 07, 2022 7:12:31pm
I've already done his chart, and we both have 3rd house in Cancer, except I have Cancer/Leo in my 4th house, and he has Moon in Leo in his 4th house, which is fairly similar--and we both have Ascendant in Taurus. That's all I'm saying...
Updated Jun 07, 2022 7:54:45pm
Jun 07, 2022 7:52:37pm
Jun 07, 2022 7:56:20pm
I just realized this morning that I mixed up the ex-Jazz player Ricky Rubio with the ex-Mormon Marco Rubio when I was drunk posting last night. It was Taco Tuesday, however. Whatever. You people all look the same to me.
Updated Jun 08, 2022 10:42:52am
Jun 08, 2022 10:42:52am
Timeline photos
I got to meet my nephew today! For those who aren't aware, this is Mr. Jackson!!!
I got to meet my nephew today! For those who aren't aware, this is Mr. Jackson!!!
Jun 08, 2022 6:11:52pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Gena Certifico's timeline.
Happy Birthday!!
Jun 09, 2022 11:37:28am
Jun 12, 2022 12:40:21pm
I'm just saying--it's not like we're running out of space here...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Nebo_(Utah)
Updated Jun 12, 2022 12:41:06pm
Jun 12, 2022 12:41:06pm
Granted, I am going to have to ask Alessia for permission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWU_LDd-S74&ab_channel=RinseFrance
Updated Jun 12, 2022 12:41:59pm
Jun 12, 2022 12:41:59pm
Alessia Cara, Natalie Portman, and Sama' Abdulhadi is a good mix. Don't judge me.

https://www.amazon.com/Abraham-Three-Wives-Five-Religions/dp/1931847894
Updated Jun 12, 2022 12:59:06pm
Jun 12, 2022 12:59:06pm
And then we can become as gods. It's a Mormon thing. After all, we are HU-mans...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu_(mythology)
Updated Jun 12, 2022 1:09:00pm
Jun 12, 2022 1:09:00pm
When I show up at the UN, I'm gonna be like--for the record, in Samaria, it's ISIS-RA-EL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rz-iXgQCcw&ab_channel=Diapazone
Updated Jun 12, 2022 6:50:02pm
Jun 12, 2022 6:50:02pm
If you don't believe that last post, Camila Cabello roughly translates to a priest's helper with luxuriant hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsDZix4ZSlU&ab_channel=CamilaCabelloVEVO
Updated Jun 12, 2022 7:43:21pm
Jun 12, 2022 7:43:21pm
Jun 12, 2022 7:46:01pm
I warned them about Pallas conjunct Lilith in Pisces in my 11th house. I really don't have to worry about security...

https://www.skyscript.co.uk/algol.html
Updated Jun 12, 2022 7:49:35pm
Jun 12, 2022 7:49:35pm
Jun 12, 2022 7:58:33pm
Do you see why it's worth showing up at the night service?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merneptah_Stele
Updated Jun 12, 2022 9:16:43pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:16:43pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:19:32pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:22:02pm
Speaking of Virgos/Michael Jackson/Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house...Naphtali/Naphthalene/Nephew...
Updated Jun 12, 2022 9:50:31pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:26:00pm
For those that still don't see the musical connection...

"Players of bowed string instruments rub cakes or blocks of rosin on their bow hair so it can grip the strings and make them 'speak', or vibrate clearly."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosin
Updated Jun 12, 2022 9:54:53pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:54:53pm
Jun 12, 2022 9:56:13pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Jessica Deborah's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Jess!!!
Jun 14, 2022 9:00:32am
Hey, Team Coco! Since you think Protestants have to do all of your work for you, AND since you're so much funnier than us, I thought I'd give comedy a try--so that you can sit on your asses even more than you have been the past three years. Instead of turning these people away, why don't you give them a few hundred bucks apiece and hand out my t-shirts to them (Ted Cruz is a fucking Mexican, Marco Rubio is a Lamanite, etc., etc.) and then have them march them back and forth in front of the Alamo?
Updated Jun 15, 2022 12:54:32pm
Jun 15, 2022 12:42:58pm
Donald Trump does play a fantastic Julius Caesar, however--one must admit.
Updated Jun 15, 2022 12:52:13pm
Jun 15, 2022 12:51:47pm
Also, for my third t-shirt idea, you could just put this bitch's picture on the front. It speaks for itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Owens
Updated Jun 15, 2022 12:56:58pm
Jun 15, 2022 12:56:58pm
Jun 15, 2022 12:57:24pm
Btw, Team Coco, since you're such lazy bums, I even came up with a FOURTH t-shirt idea. Put this man's face on the front and underneath it will say this: "We couldn't afford Polo. :( "
Updated Jun 15, 2022 1:21:07pm
Jun 15, 2022 1:17:45pm
Oh. I'm sorry. I should probably explain that joke as well. I forgot that you Irish people still haven't figured out how to make a printing press and that you certainly don't have access to Wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo
Updated Jun 15, 2022 1:22:30pm
Jun 15, 2022 1:22:30pm
This is how the KGB plans their economy: we have more oil revenue--we'll worry about our demolished military and manufacturing base later on. Times are good!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l82kIjqBtqw&ab_channel=TheFinancialReview
Updated Jun 15, 2022 4:40:06pm
Jun 15, 2022 4:40:06pm
We'll put the lost tanks and aircraft in the footnotes. I wonder why I was named after this man. It must be because I am smarter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gwuu7TXPwI&ab_channel=TheGreatWar
Updated Jun 15, 2022 4:42:09pm
Jun 15, 2022 4:42:09pm
I had to apologize to my Catholic and Republican wife today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaUeROD9VCo&ab_channel=EllieMiller
Updated Jun 15, 2022 7:22:52pm
Jun 15, 2022 7:22:52pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Seriously, though--if you took Woody from Toy Story, and you turned him into an angry black woman--you would have Candace Owens.
Jun 15, 2022 9:52:50pm
I would do stand-up, but my Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house and Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th says it's easier for me to post on Facebook while I'm in bed. You guys get what you pay for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq0mGbpsivw&ab_channel=PsyChamber
Updated Jun 15, 2022 10:02:30pm
Jun 15, 2022 10:02:30pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
P.S. If anyone thinks my Central American immigrant jokes from earlier crossed the line today--just remember this: I'm not the one who advocated turning them away.

"Laughter means: taking a mischievous delight in someone else's uneasiness, but with a good conscience."

~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Jun 15, 2022 10:14:55pm
I'm still wondering if I should follow Biden/Charles I/Scorpio, or Trump/Charles II/Gemini:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason–Dixon_line
Updated Jun 17, 2022 9:13:05am
Jun 17, 2022 9:13:05am
In Mother Orem, however, there's really only one person to follow. We listen to preachers; we listen to fools...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_MIO6dOusE&ab_channel=GashaJamesDio
Updated Jun 17, 2022 9:15:23am
Jun 17, 2022 9:15:23am
The Neptune in the 8th house people know what I'm taking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7aEeLG3l1U&ab_channel=MyyyTunes4
Updated Jun 17, 2022 7:03:24pm
Jun 17, 2022 7:03:24pm
Really, my Uranus in Sage in the 7th house and Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th just happen to tag along...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0A0XcWy88&ab_channel=PeterSchilling
Updated Jun 17, 2022 7:18:04pm
Jun 17, 2022 7:18:04pm
Jun 17, 2022 7:24:29pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Tyler Gummow's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Ty!!! :D
Jun 18, 2022 9:15:11am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Ok, Team Coco. You're right. It's not enough. Let's make a musical out of it. We'll call it Triste Navidad. Turn the Alamo into the manger. Make Trump the Baby Jesus. Candace Owens could come in dressed as Bo Peep before she suddenly emerges from her disguise as Woody carrying an AR-15. Then the Central American immigrants enter the picture wearing the aforementioned shirts with the big burly guy on crutches with the broken leg being the lead Wise Man while he's sporting the "Ted Cruz is a fucking Mexican" shirt...we'll call him Timito: that's Spanish for Tiny Tim--if you didn't already know...
Jun 18, 2022 12:33:13pm
On a lighter note, for those that are new here, with Laura being an Aries and all--she does fit in with my Juno in Gemini/Mercury in Aries. She's like, "Dad, I don't want another rabbies vaccine right now. No. I don't need it. They say it's overdue every year, but I've had a bunch already--it's every three years. Yes. I read the statute."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li6vpAMmfw0&ab_channel=MariahCareyVEVO
Updated Jun 18, 2022 10:17:54pm
Jun 18, 2022 10:17:54pm
You know, these days, it even makes sense to buy your dad roses on Father's Day. Pot stocks are dirt cheap right now. I'm just giving everyone some ideas here...
Updated Jun 19, 2022 8:28:09am
Jun 19, 2022 8:26:56am
I was telling my dad the other day that my life feels a lot like O Brother, Where Art Thou?/Up in the Air, and then I realized that George Clooney is also in our club.

https://astroligion.com/neptune-in-8th-house/
Updated Jun 19, 2022 2:39:52pm
Jun 19, 2022 2:39:52pm
It does make sense, considering it's based on the Odyssey...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDEqgmGIVg&ab_channel=ScreenBites
Updated Jun 19, 2022 2:41:23pm
Jun 19, 2022 2:41:23pm
(I made some edits...now that I had some more time to spare.)

My Mercury and Venus in Aries even came up with some new lyrics (to the tune of O Holy Night):

Oh, Trump's Great Might, the Russians found appealing.
We're here to fight; let's thank God Biden's worse
Ivanka's our girl: she's here and testifying
Will he appear? Bannon's lies have no worth

The thrill of coke; now Hunter's lips are moistening
For younger danes--he's done with granny porn,
Rise to your feet! The Mormons have white horses
That's right--here's mine. That's right; Romney's forlorn
That's right--here's mine; that's right; that's right--here's mine
Updated Jun 19, 2022 5:04:37pm
Jun 19, 2022 5:04:06pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I write legal songs. :\

"Neptune in the 8th house in Capricorn – In Capricorn, Neptune in the 8th house fosters a stoic but idealistic attitude about paying one’s dues and getting what is deserved. They typically embrace the necessity of sometimes harsh justice and consequences for moral violations. Furthermore, people with displacement are inclined to adopt spiritual values that provide a sense of structure and emotional order. They take some solace in the belief in an afterlife and may be inclined to live their lives with regard to how they will be judged in the end. Both by the people they leave behind and perhaps their creator."
Jun 19, 2022 5:24:40pm
I don't know if it was because of what I wrote on Facebook, but when I called to set up my vaccination appointment--suddenly, they told me that Laura's rabies vaccine IS actually good for three years, even though she still needs her other ones. I wonder what would happen at my former dentist's office if I told them that my tooth is still fine three years later, even though they told me I needed a crown, in addition to the fact that another dentist told me I had a couple of cavities on two other teeth over five years ago, which I never took them up on, because I know that my teeth are perfectly fine, because I even have calcium deposits from all of the tap water and calcium carbonate that I consume on a regular basis. I'm not trying to pull a Socrates, however...
Updated Jun 22, 2022 10:55:43am
Jun 22, 2022 10:46:34am
Jun 22, 2022 10:57:37am
I find myself asking silly questions lately. For instance, if I had the opportunity to travel back in time to 1989, when Hyperion was published, and I had to stay there, would I give up all of my modern technology to have affordable housing, cheap gasoline, and a relatively full Lake Mead--not to mention easily accessible baby formula?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihaI7lV1RZI&ab_channel=AstralThrob
Updated Jun 22, 2022 5:35:52pm
Jun 22, 2022 5:35:52pm
Tonight, I was like--I don't even know what this music is, but if it's on my YouTube recommendations, then it's probably good. We were both correct. Thank you, algorithm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_actbVF1I&ab_channel=GODSPEEDSOUND
Updated Jun 23, 2022 8:23:35pm
Jun 23, 2022 8:23:35pm
The marijuana market must really like the U.S. Supreme Court, because this was a great day for all of us!!!
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:08:19pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:06:00pm
Calling them a Supreme Court is like calling something a Supreme Burrito without guacamole and sour cream. That's all I'm saying.

https://canex.co.uk/cannabis-use-in-ancient-world-ancient-egypt/
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:13:20pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:13:20pm
Speaking of which, he was arrested for possessing hash oil, of all things, which makes sense, because he is a Taurean. Have fun with your legal opinions, America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT44eYyArS4&ab_channel=ShowerCocktails
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:22:10pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:22:10pm
Taurus: we tell no lies, but we're still full of shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FPSRussia
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:26:46pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:26:46pm
My Pallas and Lilith in Pisces in the 11th house are looking at you, South Carolina. We all know that we don't want me to come out of retirement.

https://www.her.ie/life/study-says-second-born-children-trouble-makers-family-431517
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:38:47pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:38:47pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:40:33pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:41:53pm
My North Node in Gemini almost forgot what we were doing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ScbuTIbgM&ab_channel=MusicBrokers
Updated Jun 24, 2022 6:49:50pm
Jun 24, 2022 6:49:50pm
Jun 24, 2022 7:02:27pm
Just remember this: you're the ones who kicked us out in 1776, Yankee girls. You're not nearly rowdy enough to get thrown out of anywhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kcyUomYoPg&ab_channel=OUTSIDERS
Updated Jun 24, 2022 7:03:54pm
Jun 24, 2022 7:03:54pm
Also, my Juno in Gemini in the 2nd house wanted to say that NATO would love for all of the smart people to go after Brown v. Board of Education next--you're doing so well for yourselves...we can see...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49TlYcjAwR8&ab_channel=ElectroJunkiee
Updated Jun 24, 2022 8:02:45pm
Jun 24, 2022 8:02:45pm
BYU was going to outlaw all of the black people again, but they're already losing to UAB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUu0GuW1WYQ&ab_channel=BrainMaze
Updated Jun 24, 2022 8:09:11pm
Jun 24, 2022 8:09:11pm
And ladies of Utah--just remember that you'll rediscover your individual freedom that is proudly provided by our BOEING airplanes, which are powered by our fuel-efficient GE engines--none of which is owned by TESLA!!! You can put all of the lost hotel and medical revenue in the footnotes, TEXAS! THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!
Updated Jun 25, 2022 7:51:56pm
Jun 25, 2022 7:39:09pm
This is more or less what happens when my 11th house of Pallas and Lilith in Pisces get together with Uranus and Mars in my 7th:

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/olivia-rodrigo-roe-vs-wade-supreme-court-glastonbury-1235106395/
Updated Jun 25, 2022 7:40:58pm
Jun 25, 2022 7:40:58pm
Ironically, she does have the same birthday as Mitch McConnell...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpc40dmPlVM&ab_channel=BBCMusic
Updated Jun 25, 2022 7:44:37pm
Jun 25, 2022 7:44:37pm
Jun 25, 2022 7:48:20pm
Texas: an oil-based and SMALL economy that is rallying around an ELECTRIC car manufacturer that is already paying its employees to reverse the decisions of their political "friends"--who remind their Protestant neighbours of the Habsburgs. If that isn't a perfect illustration of commodity fetishism and capitalism sowing the seeds of its own demise...I might not have a 33rd-degree Moon sign...not that I'm trying to brag...I'm just stating the facts...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2hpsXcvp60&ab_channel=ThePsychedelicMuse
Updated Jun 25, 2022 8:16:53pm
Jun 25, 2022 8:16:53pm
I'm also investing in Bayer, since they manufacture contraceptives, but that's neither here nor there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw&ab_channel=MyChemicalRomance
Updated Jun 25, 2022 8:39:48pm
Jun 25, 2022 8:39:48pm
Jun 25, 2022 8:53:48pm
Hawaii was the first state to legalize abortion in 1970: that means we're actually over 52 years ahead of Texas--if you want to get technical.
Updated Jun 25, 2022 9:38:00pm
Jun 25, 2022 9:38:00pm
If anyone in Texas was wondering, which we already know you're not--abortion is allowed for up to 22 weeks in this former AXIS power. I apologize to people from Texas, however, because I know that you were demanding a Gregorian chant this Sunday, since you all worship the Pope--unless you're from Utah, which is still stuck on music from the 1950's, because you're obviously best friends with the North Koreans and/or Dennis Rodman, the latter of which I can't really blame you for, because your basketball team is horse shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscwgsVHvJw&ab_channel=TheMoment
Updated Jun 26, 2022 10:16:40am
Jun 26, 2022 10:16:40am
Overturning Griswold v. Connecticut is an even more brilliant idea, however. I'm all about 1965. That's why Clarence Thomas is what would happen if the Nazis crossbred Bill Cosby with Fatz Geronimo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXZSzPpZqo&ab_channel=MyAnalogJournal
Updated Jun 26, 2022 1:44:29pm
Jun 26, 2022 1:44:29pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Amanda Webb-Dick's timeline.
Happy Facebook Birthday, too. ;)
Jun 26, 2022 10:04:57pm
It's becoming obvious now why Bush and Putin were such close pals: they have the same definition of military "intelligence"!
Updated Jun 27, 2022 12:39:24pm
Jun 27, 2022 12:39:24pm
You gotta love the Republicans, though. They wanted to make sure they killed Roe v. Wade at a time of high oil prices, because their solution is to make any major business pay for additional travel/fuel expenses whenever their employees want to have an abortion--and furthermore, they want our society to have to deal with even more unwanted children during the time of an infant formula shortage. That makes perfect economic sense. You know?
Updated Jun 27, 2022 12:49:19pm
Jun 27, 2022 12:48:16pm
Here's my idea, Mormons--we're going to take you up on the whole "government is bad" idea, and we're going to let commodity prices plummet to the natural market clearing price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCNpcmxi6Q&ab_channel=LearnSomethingNew
Updated Jun 27, 2022 12:59:30pm
Jun 27, 2022 12:59:30pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I just realized I said Putin and Bush were palls. I meant pals. It musta been a Freudian slip: either way, they're both providing cover for deadbeats.
Jun 27, 2022 4:23:26pm
Turkey trying to block Sweden's NATO bid has to be one of the more entertaining aspects of this entire war thus far. Sweden is like--you do realize that NATO is more of a formality. Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDv8i64Yunk&ab_channel=RefusedVEVO
Updated Jun 27, 2022 8:11:54pm
Jun 27, 2022 8:11:54pm
Erdogan is really just uncomfortable with how male Swedish asses make him feel...just below the surface.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Gay_Viking
Updated Jun 27, 2022 8:51:58pm
Jun 27, 2022 8:51:58pm
Seriously, though, my 11th house actually agrees with reversing Roe v. Wade, because in her view, if women are allowing men to rape them--rather than baiting them into trying to rape them...before her adherents cut off their genitals--then they probably got what they deserved. Roe v. Wade is for our protection, gentlemen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LEiC0sOdGU&ab_channel=Shah-Topic
Updated Jun 27, 2022 9:24:33pm
Jun 27, 2022 9:24:33pm
Jun 27, 2022 9:40:15pm
Also, the 11th house thinks that I use dangling modifiers, which I find a bit hypocritical, because they're the ones with the strap-ons, but I have to keep my mouth shut, because it's not always about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nA5SEHVg4U&ab_channel=AimToHeadMix
Updated Jun 27, 2022 9:53:21pm
Jun 27, 2022 9:53:21pm
For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, going to English classes at CMHS gave me PTSD and OCD. They basically said, "I know this isn't AP and that you didn't even have a choice being here, but we read your reviews on ratemyprofessor, and even though it was anonymous and in type, we know it was you, because we analyzed your syntax."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangling_modifier
Updated Jun 27, 2022 10:05:06pm
Jun 27, 2022 10:05:06pm
That's also why people are easily confused when I say that I went to high school twice. They're like..."UNLV was that bad?" I'm like...no...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PR9nt66Vf4&ab_channel=timmadamss
Updated Jun 27, 2022 10:40:15pm
Jun 27, 2022 10:40:15pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Aileen Cortes Fernandez's timeline.
Happy Birthday!
Jun 29, 2022 12:06:13pm
For those who don't see the Uranus/Aquarian connection with Utah:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Bushnell
Updated Jun 29, 2022 12:30:23pm
Jun 29, 2022 12:30:23pm
Since we're back in '72, I just wanted to say that we call it ShowBiz in these parts. Fatz Geronimo doesn't have shit on us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xXWH1Xd62c&ab_channel=TheMoment
Updated Jun 29, 2022 12:32:59pm
Jun 29, 2022 12:32:59pm
Hey, Clarence--wake me up when we get to the 1950s, bro...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXchWUgWlcw&ab_channel=RelaxMusic
Updated Jun 29, 2022 6:07:26pm
Jun 29, 2022 6:07:26pm
Speaking of GE, Thomas Edison was an Aquarius. As crazy as it sounds, from a certain perspective, one can travel through dimensions--in their mind. Then again, that might just be my 7th house Uranus in Sage, 8th house Neptune in Cap, and Jupiter in Cap in the 9th house talking through my 11th house Pallas and Lilith in Pisces...it gets a little bit complicated around here sometimes...
Updated Jun 29, 2022 6:22:13pm
Jun 29, 2022 6:20:28pm
Uranus in Sage in the 7th (Libra) is a lot like a Libran judge appointed by an Aquarian (FDR) saying this: "Would we allow the police to search the sacred precincts of marital bedrooms for telltale signs of the use of contraceptives? The very idea is repulsive to the notions of privacy surrounding the marriage relationship."
Updated Jun 29, 2022 6:45:29pm
Jun 29, 2022 6:35:17pm
You know, Texas, if Harry Truman and FDR hadn't defeated Adolf Hitler, this would be going soooo much easier for y'all right now....
Updated Jun 29, 2022 10:53:45pm
Jun 29, 2022 6:42:37pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I really did just wake up after a long nap today. Where do y'all want me?
Jun 29, 2022 6:43:36pm
Not only is Clarence Thomas going after the Mexicans, but after he's done taking us back to 1965, he's also going after all of the dirty Brazilians living here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZhz2XLhpQM&ab_channel=RadioJazz
Updated Jun 29, 2022 7:56:16pm
Jun 29, 2022 7:56:16pm
Jun 29, 2022 7:58:02pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I don't believe in social justice, either. At all. In fact, we need to get rid of Clarence Thomas, because he's making it too easy for boring people like me to be comedians.
Jun 29, 2022 8:21:36pm
I made corrections to my Adolph spelling, but I refuse to correct my Bayer spellings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_von_Baeyer
Updated Jun 29, 2022 11:01:25pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:01:25pm
My North Node and 2nd house Juno in Gemini/Vesta and 3rd house in Cancer say that if you combine Adolf with Camilo and Evaluna you get "a noble wolf priest's helper of the life Moon". Whatever that is supposed to mean...
Updated Jun 29, 2022 11:13:12pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:09:29pm
Indigo is actually derived from the Greek word for Indian: "indikón".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkxHDyXvIrs&ab_channel=CalmWhale
Updated Jun 29, 2022 11:29:08pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:29:08pm
They call it Blue No. 2, because 2 is company, but 3 is a crowd.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/zrf6pbk/revision/5
Updated Jun 29, 2022 11:47:19pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:47:19pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:50:31pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:52:15pm
The Jews were like--we'll let you in--under one condition: you have to shut up, and you also have to keep Ryan Webb out of here, because we know he's likely to set the whole place on fire. We already heard about that guy from our associates in Vegas...

"The construction of the Brigham Young University Jerusalem Center for Near Eastern Studies, better known locally as the Mormon University, owned and operated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) near the valley separating the Mount of Olives from Mount Scopus, initially sparked controversy because of concerns that the Mormons would engage in missionary activities. After the Mormons pledged not to proselytize in Israel, work on the building was allowed to proceed."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_of_Olives
Updated Jun 29, 2022 11:58:22pm
Jun 29, 2022 11:58:22pm
I was like...isn't that two conditions? They were like...no, it's one condition, because we know Ryan Webb isn't capable of shutting up. You Americans and your First Amendments--if we take the First Amendment away, you automatically revert to the Second Amendment, which is why we've also sectioned off Samaria!!!
Updated Jun 30, 2022 12:02:55am
Jun 30, 2022 12:02:37am
Jun 30, 2022 12:05:35am
It's good company. We're not complaining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebron
Updated Jun 30, 2022 12:15:16am
Jun 30, 2022 12:15:16am
Ryan Webb just thinks it's funny that they are concerned that BYU is practically atomic, even though he chose UNLV over them...

https://www.learnreligions.com/who-is-the-holy-spirit-701504
Updated Jun 30, 2022 1:05:20am
Jun 30, 2022 1:05:20am
That's because I am of the opinion that it doesn't really matter where you live, or where you go to school...

https://www.gotquestions.org/Hosea-11-1-Messianic.html
Updated Jun 30, 2022 1:09:46am
Jun 30, 2022 1:09:46am
And if you want to know a real secret--the Constitution doesn't matter, either. It's just a bunch of words.

https://teachmetarot.com/part-1-minor-arcana/lesson-6-the-four-twos/three-of-cups/
Updated Jun 30, 2022 1:21:15am
Jun 30, 2022 1:21:15am
Hey, DeSantis! Don't worry. We aren't going to be wiping out your Spanish Armada in Florida. There isn't one. You just sit there looking pretty--while we finish mercilessly destroying all of Donald's smart friends. Enjoy hurricane season, cupcake!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cToWx-h0rzo&ab_channel=ForcesNews
Updated Jul 01, 2022 12:46:08pm
Jul 01, 2022 12:46:08pm
After all, DeSantis, you might also want to let Judah know that in Safed...we're used to dealing with whores who reap the whirlwind...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Hosea
Updated Jul 01, 2022 12:57:38pm
Jul 01, 2022 12:57:38pm
We don't listen to our intelligence agencies in Utah, either....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmmBz8Biwb0&ab_channel=43on
Updated Jul 01, 2022 1:02:34pm
Jul 01, 2022 1:02:34pm
Also, Brett Kavanaugh--thank you for the Roman Catholic moral lecture. Have you checked the weather lately?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormy_Daniels
Updated Jul 01, 2022 1:16:23pm
Jul 01, 2022 1:16:23pm
Kavanaugh is therapist. I did not forget an indefinite article...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ytMHZGTqA&ab_channel=Refused
Updated Jul 01, 2022 1:20:30pm
Jul 01, 2022 1:20:30pm
If anyone from the Wolf Pack is unaware of my 3rd house in Cancer, your stadium is named after a guy that apprenticed under this fella:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_H._Webb
Updated Jul 01, 2022 5:04:53pm
Jul 01, 2022 5:04:53pm
What's ironic about that last post is that I was seasick on my one boat ride out to Catalina as a teenager, and I've always figured I was genetically unfit for the US Navy.
Updated Jul 01, 2022 5:12:05pm
Jul 01, 2022 5:09:44pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:07:47pm
Some people say that Taurus is associated with Vishuddhi, which is also ironic, because I have Sun in Taurus and even a 33rd degree Moon in Taurus in the 12th house, the latter of which is trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house, and I can't even touch my toes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00nTj8FE_cU&ab_channel=SadhguruAdiyogi
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:18:04pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:18:04pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:20:07pm
They teach BYU kids a thing or two about indigo, but I bet you weren't expecting that.

https://isha.sadhguru.org/us/en/wisdom/article/vishuddhi-chakra-the-power-of-blue
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:21:49pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:21:49pm
With that being said, I would still respectfully disagree--global warming is here, DeSantis, whether you like it or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PehCORojjtw&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:27:21pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:27:21pm
Did you know that electricity was actually discovered 3,000 years ago, and that it is actually derived from the Greek word "elektron", meaning amber, because if amber is rubbed against wool--things stick to it? Benjamin Franklin, America? Come on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMXTvsCBwQ&ab_channel=EpitaphRecords
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:34:14pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:34:14pm
Nolan Bushnell might have popularized video games, but the Japanese have perfected them...
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:43:51pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:37:00pm
Call me crazy, but I consider the Japanese sorta like the Tribe of Levi....in a sense...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHNHq1mC0VQ&ab_channel=Cercle
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:41:31pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:41:31pm
I'm just saying--we all make our mistakes. Some people learn from them. And then they teach us lessons themselves.

https://www.nytimes.com/1971/03/21/archives/elizabeth-may-reinstate-hirohito-to-order-of-garter.html
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:43:03pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:43:03pm
We don't need to explore global climate change, Facebook. These aren't the droids you're looking for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jtdKjzQaE&ab_channel=MagicalMysteryMix
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:49:54pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:49:54pm
Is the trigger phrase global warming? Is that like saying bomb in an airplane? These are 3rd house in Cancer questions...

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/cusps/gemini-cancer
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:53:00pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:53:00pm
Congress is like--this Ryan Webb guy bought Twitter at a much cheaper price per share than Elon Musk. How do we get him to testify?
Updated Jul 01, 2022 6:56:53pm
Jul 01, 2022 6:55:46pm
They're like, "You have to be President, Ryan Webb. The Facebook algorithm told us so!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSg_HERf780&ab_channel=SeaBerth-Topic
Updated Jul 01, 2022 7:23:18pm
Jul 01, 2022 7:23:18pm
As long as the Supreme Court doesn't look too hard into United States v. Paramount Pictures, Inc., we'll be fine. Also, Mike Judge nearly shares a birthday with William O. Douglas. Do they teach you that in Colorado, Matt and Trey? I didn't think so. Our stock is down right now. Let's go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaHbTnA3qSA&ab_channel=ParamountPlus
Updated Jul 01, 2022 7:28:48pm
Jul 01, 2022 7:28:48pm
It always helps to have Scorpios in the family. My sister was like...speaking of syntax, you realize you're paying too much on that property of yours. Right? That really is a true story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_(mythology)
Updated Jul 02, 2022 7:06:33pm
Jul 02, 2022 7:06:33pm
Erdogan knows what I'm talking about. Hillary was like...so about those Albanians we helped you out with....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liever_Turks_dan_Paaps
Updated Jul 02, 2022 7:08:49pm
Jul 02, 2022 7:08:49pm
3rd house in Cancer with Uranus in Sage reminds me of a Wolfgang posing as a Mandaean who married a Weber.

https://www.classicfm.com/composers/mozart/mozart-not-really-called-amadeus/
Updated Jul 03, 2022 2:52:52pm
Jul 03, 2022 2:52:52pm
Jul 03, 2022 2:55:55pm
Jul 03, 2022 3:01:27pm
If you think Mormons are crazy--you don't know half the story.

"After the invasion of Iraq by the United States and its allies in 2003, the Mandaean community of Iraq, which used to number 60,000–70,000 persons, collapsed; most of the community relocated to nearby Iran, Syria and Jordan, or formed diaspora communities beyond the Middle East. The other community of Iranian Mandaeans has also been dwindling as a result of religious persecution over those two decades. By 2007, the population of Mandaeans in Iraq had fallen to approximately 5,000."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandaeans
Updated Jul 03, 2022 3:13:39pm
Jul 03, 2022 3:13:39pm
I'm pretty sure I've posted this stuff before, but sometimes I need to remind myself....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manda_(Mandaeism)
Updated Jul 03, 2022 3:16:58pm
Jul 03, 2022 3:16:58pm
Jul 03, 2022 3:17:35pm
Neptune in Capricorn was like--you're no Michael, but luckily for your family, there is Michelle's Jackson. If I mention one of them, I have to include all of the others...I don't want to get into trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0uCMWZQcZE&ab_channel=AndrewPaulWoodworth-Topic
Updated Jul 03, 2022 3:34:31pm
Jul 03, 2022 3:34:31pm
Jul 04, 2022 7:15:15am
We light things up in Hawaii, but since we still have a Union Jack on our flag...we just wanted to make sure that we got rid of our evidence. According to the U.S. Supreme Court, these are Schedule I substances, which are "drugs with no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse." And there I was--thinking they were talking about the BYU college campus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8JP5bs-p0w&ab_channel=VangelisBibakis
Updated Jul 04, 2022 10:32:45am
Jul 04, 2022 10:32:45am
Jul 04, 2022 10:37:49am
Jul 04, 2022 10:45:03am
When California, Nevada, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico have fully legalized--and you're still living in Utah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtsTbX85lgo&ab_channel=orenburstein
Updated Jul 04, 2022 12:10:25pm
Jul 04, 2022 12:10:25pm
We just figured that the vast majority of people passing through our state would like to know about our merciful Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ--after we use the Commerce Clause to search your car with our dogs and fine you. We thought that would be a good way to start missionary discussions...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4PjFo1SOXQ&ab_channel=FEARBEN
Updated Jul 04, 2022 12:14:36pm
Jul 04, 2022 12:14:36pm
Jul 04, 2022 2:48:33pm
Here's an insider tip for any Intermountain Healthcare travellers: if you're in possession of large amounts--when in Rome...

https://www.businessinsider.com/jello-became-utah-official-state-food-2016-11
Updated Jul 04, 2022 2:59:49pm
Jul 04, 2022 2:59:49pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:02:45pm
Of course, it was founded on April 1st, because it's a bit of a joke.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermountain_Healthcare
Updated Jul 04, 2022 3:21:16pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:21:16pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:24:14pm
She's like...Ryan, you really do need to stop now, because people are starting to think that it's Easter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=denGNWMNsSY&ab_channel=ArianaGrande-Topic
Updated Jul 04, 2022 3:35:37pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:35:37pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:43:08pm
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Of course, my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house doesn't listen to those reasons...that's really all I'm going to say...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUudDl_Z9Pc&ab_channel=LoungeMusic
Updated Jul 04, 2022 3:53:11pm
Jul 04, 2022 3:53:11pm
If I know my 4th house, however, one day, you will find yourself driving through Utah; you'll get pulled over at a checkpoint--and they'll start offering black people free Wasatch brand Jello edibles with a note on them saying "We're sorry.".
Updated Jul 04, 2022 10:38:52pm
Jul 04, 2022 5:15:35pm
I did notice that I have better grammar when I'm not high. Ahhh...the kids are out of the house. Cheers from Britain. We have work tomorrow. Here's a parting gift. You can thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wERteXig6Ok&ab_channel=ElRelojdeSol
Updated Jul 04, 2022 10:50:47pm
Jul 04, 2022 10:50:47pm
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Jul 06, 2022 10:46:00am
I agree with Mitt Romney--America is in denial. That is because nobody has followed my instructions. Step 1: Find a palm tree. Step 2: Place Alessia Cara underneath the palm tree. Step 3: Do whatever she says.

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/old-testament-stories-2022/deborah-the-prophetess?lang=eng
Updated Jul 06, 2022 11:08:02pm
Jul 06, 2022 11:08:02pm
She's a Cancer with Moon and Venus in Gemini (Benjamin) in the 12th house. That says all that you need to know.
Updated Jul 06, 2022 11:40:17pm
Jul 06, 2022 11:13:42pm
If anyone is worried about Alessia leading us into battle, she has Saturn and Juno in Aries in the 11th house. We'll be fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K02aNvtXDJE&ab_channel=Flamingosis
Updated Jul 07, 2022 7:57:18am
Jul 07, 2022 7:57:18am
What if they found a Cancerian named Tom to play the role of a Cancerian named Tom?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Tom_Parker
Updated Jul 08, 2022 2:38:38am
Jul 08, 2022 2:38:38am
Tom Parker (Cancer/Isaachar) and Elvis Presley (Capricorn/Zebulun) is a lot like Utah (Cancer) and Nevada (Capricorn).
Updated Jul 08, 2022 2:51:50am
Jul 08, 2022 2:42:36am
My dad took me to see Elvis and I was just thinking the whole time--it's kind of odd watching a movie about ourselves. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev5IAxeRIH4&ab_channel=Flamingosis
Updated Jul 08, 2022 2:50:05am
Jul 08, 2022 2:50:05am
For those that don't know this, my mom has the same birthday as Elvis, and my dad is a Cancerian who speaks Dutch: he's a good guy, we just like giving him a hard time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMp_l8h0Pw&ab_channel=Soulcation
Updated Jul 08, 2022 3:11:55am
Jul 08, 2022 3:11:55am
Of course, my dad is more along the lines of Robin Williams and Leo/Cancer cusp/behind the scenes type of person...

https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/astrology-horoscope-zodiac-signs/12th-twelfth-house-of-secrets-astrology
Updated Jul 08, 2022 7:52:10am
Jul 08, 2022 7:52:10am
I'm giving her a run for her money:

"Even when they seem ostensibly ‘normal,’ they’re not. The person with the most crowded 12th house in history is Ann Margret, a Swedish born actor best known for her iconic Easy Rider bike scene and starring in Viva Las Vegas alongside Elvis Presley."
Updated Jul 09, 2022 12:47:34am
Jul 08, 2022 7:55:16am
I finally realized that it's no use fighting the craziness. You just have to embrace it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9boBaRT-Jqc&ab_channel=CurbYourTube
Updated Jul 09, 2022 7:56:02am
Jul 09, 2022 7:56:02am
In our defense, the castrated people singing are more along the lines of Uranus (who was castrated) in Sage in my 7th house (Libra)...Donna and Marie Osmond, anyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8jH3hk5L1Y&ab_channel=Flamingosis
Updated Jul 09, 2022 8:07:15am
Jul 09, 2022 8:07:15am
I would replace Boris Johnson with these two instead, but I'm not the one in charge. They are also free to grope me--whether I like it or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv-ut95Q4nM&ab_channel=Giolì%26Assia
Updated Jul 09, 2022 3:45:42pm
Jul 09, 2022 3:45:42pm
Americans are like--I don't get the Boris Johnson reference. :\

https://cafeastrology.com/zodiacgemini.html
Updated Jul 09, 2022 3:52:34pm
Jul 09, 2022 3:52:34pm
Of course, I would mind if Alessia minded; otherwise, I would be taking the Mormon Advantage. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_JozEqgxgI&ab_channel=Beatport
Updated Jul 09, 2022 4:02:53pm
Jul 09, 2022 4:02:53pm
My 2nd house Juno in Gemini and Vesta in Cancer have me feeling like Alex Murphy in RoboCop 2014: I only think I'm in control. I guess I'm ok with that.
Updated Jul 09, 2022 5:52:30pm
Jul 09, 2022 5:48:20pm
My 1st house North Node/Chiron in Gemini and 2nd house Juno in Gemini/Vesta in Cancer is connected with my 3rd house in Cancer, though...since the North Node is connected with the Moon and the Moon rules Cancer...if anyone is catching my drift here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8vHZQlJNBw&ab_channel=ThinkWolfpack
Updated Jul 09, 2022 5:58:50pm
Jul 09, 2022 5:58:50pm
And then my 11th house in Pisces is like--your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd houses are cool and all, but that last mix was a little short. You gotta be more generous than that...
Updated Jul 10, 2022 8:57:30am
Jul 09, 2022 6:06:09pm
Paul Hardcastle is like a mixture of Moby, Yanni, and Kenny G. He is also why you should respect your elders, apparently. In other news, there was once a time when people had to find ways to entertain themselves without video games and computers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V5GjNW3OFY&ab_channel=JoelPobleteT
Updated Jul 10, 2022 10:54:19am
Jul 10, 2022 10:54:19am
Jul 10, 2022 10:55:51am
As if that wasn't enough:

"The album was recorded at All Souls Unitarian Church in Washington, D.C. on February 13, 1962 and released in April of that year."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_Samba
Updated Jul 10, 2022 11:40:22am
Jul 10, 2022 11:40:22am
"All Souls was founded in 1821 as the First Unitarian Church of Washington; among the church's founding members were President John Quincy Adams..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Souls_Church,_Unitarian_(Washington,_D.C.)
Updated Jul 10, 2022 11:40:58am
Jul 10, 2022 11:40:58am
He has the same birthday as Alessia...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Quincy_Adams
Updated Jul 10, 2022 11:41:34am
Jul 10, 2022 11:41:34am
Alessia has Neptune in Capricorn in the 9th house; I have Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house. Alessia has Jupiter in Capricorn in the 8th house; I have Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house. We are a little bit different and similar at the same time...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_of_Isaac_Newton
Updated Jul 10, 2022 11:44:40am
Jul 10, 2022 11:44:40am
Even though I have Pallas and Lilith in Pisces in the 11th house, my 11th house is actually 25°59' Aquarius. Therefore, Uranus in my 7th house is tied in with my 11th house, which is connected with Alessia's Uranus in Aquarius. Oh, thank Heaven, she really is 7/11!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCXhMZJ_Lzg&ab_channel=AudacyMusic
Updated Jul 10, 2022 2:11:54pm
Jul 10, 2022 2:11:54pm
Jul 10, 2022 2:13:48pm
Alessia has Uranus in Aquarius in the 9th, by the way. This Youtube channel must be called Think Wolfpack for a reason--with all of her Gemini (Tribe of Benjamin) placements...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WLyW_2HAAA&ab_channel=ThinkWolfpack
Updated Jul 10, 2022 2:25:59pm
Jul 10, 2022 2:25:59pm
Jul 10, 2022 2:34:45pm
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