Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part X

 

Christopher Columbus discovered America, and he proved that the world isn't flat. Smh. What else do they misinform people about in school? It should really make one wonder...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Greenland
Updated Feb 06, 2022 8:23:11am
Grammatically, when speaking of a Gemini type of person, I actually don't know if I should say that they know or knows. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRLcw_m9nQ&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Feb 06, 2022 8:37:08am
Timeline photos
Laura wanted to give a shout out to her fellow Rebel Girls.
Laura wanted to give a shout out to her fellow Rebel Girls.
Don't feel bad, Austria. We understand that you were just trying to keep up keep up with the Joneses:

"On the other hand, Denmark has an average of 81.5 per cent fully vaccinated inhabitants, while 83.2 per cent is partially vaccinated, and 61.2 per cent received the booster shot."

https://www.schengenvisainfo.com/news/non-vaccinated-austrians-to-be-fined-starting-from-march-15/
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:31:10am
Unfortunately, Austria, there is more to healthcare than booster shots. It's called preventative medicine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx6_wrFZcu0&ab_channel=MinorThreat-Topic
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:33:43am
We have to worry about those Mormons and their "violent" Facebook pages. Salt Lake City isn't even on this list...

https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/the-most-dangerous-cities-in-america/36/
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:37:23am
In the meantime, the only states with a lower death rate than Utah are currently Vermont and Hawaii. I wonder why that is, Mark Zuckerberg? Do you think it's because of all of our coronavirus misinformation?

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:39:13am
Facebook's stock is going to bounce back the way all those boobies do on the most popular Instagram images. This company is literally propped up by cleavage. It makes sense that they should be the thought police. I think I've made my point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfI-OwJvieo&ab_channel=BoySetsFire-Topic
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:55:56am
Speaking of which, Alessia, I'm sure they're beautiful, but I really am more into your eyes--especially that middle one.

http://www.zodiacfresh.com/cancer
Updated Feb 06, 2022 9:54:19am
By the way, USC, we hope those Okies start working out for you, because BYU's football team is going to be even better--once they are in the Big-12. The Utes send their regards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_y6ND0HEpc&ab_channel=BoySetsFire-Topic
Updated Feb 06, 2022 10:02:08am
It actually does tie in with the whole Garden of Eden theme I have going on here:

"The overall accepted origin for the female name Brenda is the Old Nordic male name Brandr meaning both torch and sword."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brenda
Updated Feb 06, 2022 10:32:03am
Speaking of Austrians, there is actually a connection with UNLV and such...and my mom's family name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_DeLorean
Updated Feb 06, 2022 12:29:53pm
UNLV is so broke that we're hosting the Pro Bowl in our football stadium today. That's how broke we are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w&ab_channel=MarkMorrison
Updated Feb 06, 2022 12:36:58pm
I could have all the money in the Universe, but it wouldn't make a difference without Alessia. That's all I'm trying to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw&ab_channel=GunsNRosesVEVO
Updated Feb 06, 2022 12:41:50pm
You'd be living out of your car, too, if you knew how much these fuckers cost us. We're not expecting sympathy. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROOeGPrC1Do&ab_channel=TopGear
Updated Feb 06, 2022 1:01:47pm
The problem with "science" understanding the third eye and consciousness is that brain activity isn't necessary for us to be present. That's the entire point. As they say, a hand can not grasp itself. The pineal gland might be the seat of the soul, but nobody can really define what the soul is. One could be in a coma and they could have virtually no measurable brain activity, but that doesn't necessarily mean that their soul is disconnected from their body. In fact, CONsciousness literally means the opposite (con) of science. Our knowledge and logic does not define who we are--that can change. As they say--the sea has no memory. We're just a bubble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oY3v0jAWr4&ab_channel=SoothingRelaxation
Updated Feb 06, 2022 2:04:42pm
I like how the Z story goes...it all started on July 11th: I got stung by a bee. I was like...BOOM! That makes two of us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessia_Cara
Updated Feb 06, 2022 2:11:31pm
I tried posting that link to the Z story on Alessia's Riptide cover as a comment. It didn't stay up long. I don't know if it was YouTube, or her that took it down. I guess we'll never know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WlxZyW-6I&ab_channel=ScreenBites
Updated Feb 06, 2022 2:56:09pm
I just thought the lyrics were fitting to the story.

"Oh, all my friends are turning green
You're the magician's assistant in their dream
Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ahh-ah-ah
And they come unstuck
Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left hand man"

https://medium.com/project-2030/the-complex-differences-between-masculine-feminine-energy-ede6a021f332
Updated Feb 06, 2022 2:57:51pm
I couldn't leave good enough ALL-one. Speaking of cutting brains into two different hemispheres, don't be jealous. Be...
Updated Feb 06, 2022 3:08:40pm
My Mercury in Aries is always getting ahead of itself. That's why Mariah means "bitter", "beloved", "rebelliousness", "wished for child", "marine", "a drop of sea". From now on, I'll try and bee-have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k&ab_channel=MariahCareyVEVO
Updated Feb 06, 2022 3:21:01pm
I need a cold shower. All of this fire talk is still getting us excited in Sparta. Is it angel, or angle? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:11:37am
I love hierarchies and money. Tell me I don't belong in San Francisco. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_of_the_Angles
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:28:25am
Elon might send me home, however. It's Tuesday. :/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Týr
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:29:58am
On second thought, I might not watch the Super Bowl this year. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnlwdd5JFEs
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:47:57am
I need to get my mind right for Alessia. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8nZhVZSGk
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:59:31am
That's sorta the dynamic between my Uranus in Sage and my North Node in Gemini, btw. His birthday is tomorrow, but Mercury in Aries couldn't wait. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrum_Smith
Updated Feb 08, 2022 11:45:32am
In fact, we'd talk more shit about our low coronavirus death rate, California, but we're two horse. I crack myself up. 😇

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith_Birthplace_Memorial
Updated Feb 08, 2022 12:02:49pm
I know that was a cheesy play on words. It's what we do. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punic_people
Updated Feb 08, 2022 12:29:49pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Missy Ghormley's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Missy!!!
They've actually been trying to cancel us for quite awhile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleidae
Updated Feb 08, 2022 12:48:27pm
If anyone needs me, I don't have an account, but I am considering buying more stock in Twitter. That's how we play the game in Orem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaFt-jcTso&ab_channel=AFPNewsAgency
Updated Feb 08, 2022 12:55:46pm
UNLV could still go bankrupt, however--especially with this guy's family name on the basketball facility.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Mack
Updated Feb 08, 2022 5:05:15pm
Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Virgo. That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Ask my grandparents. Do you wanna talk about zealousness and flaming swords? You've come to the right place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0KmfPbzdvY&ab_channel=EliD
Updated Feb 08, 2022 5:09:05pm
Zeta actually means born last--while we're on the subject of my 6th and 8th houses. They found the right girl for the part, because she's sort of caught in between them--with her being a Libra and all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw7GnKjkThQ&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Feb 08, 2022 5:22:46pm
Also, this girl is a Capricorn from Norway, but she might or might not be related to Michael. She can definitely get it up, however.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rLiWvwzbCA&ab_channel=AngelinaJordanVEVO
Updated Feb 08, 2022 5:31:38pm
If one didn't see the connection between Greece, Denmark, Spain and Scorpio quite yet...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Sofía_of_Spain
Updated Feb 08, 2022 7:55:24pm
They say that we're a part of the far right these days, be we are sort of Republicans. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoplatonism
Updated Feb 08, 2022 8:01:21pm
Before there was Rosicrucianism, and before there was Kabbalah, there was...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_the_Blind
Updated Feb 08, 2022 8:06:22pm
That's because Pallas and Lilith are in my 11th house, and Uranus in Sagittarius is in my 7th house--along with Mars in Scorpio. Oh, thank Heaven for 7-Eleven.

https://www.horoscopejoy.com/aquarius-in-11th-house-a-rebel-at-heart/
Updated Feb 08, 2022 8:16:54pm
By the way, I have a rebellious 11th house with Lillith and Pallas in there, but they are in Pisces. Speaking of one such person, he is arguably my favorite:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelangelo
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:07:17pm
Actually, to be even more accurate, I have Pallas and Lillith completely conjunct in 12 degrees Pisces in my 11th house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjk5aVbIwA&ab_channel=deepchill
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:35:27pm
Also, besides my conjunction of Mercury and Venus in Aries, this sort of fits in with my Juno in Gemini:

"The erection of the Temple on Benjamitic ground is explained in several ways. It is related that Benjamin (Sifre, Deut. 352, ed. Friedmann, 146a) was privileged to have the Shekinah dwell in his territory because all the other tribes (that is, fathers of the tribes) had taken part in the selling of Joseph."

https://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/2947-benjamin
Updated Feb 08, 2022 10:44:21pm
You know what's creepy, though? I didn't even realize 2Pac was sporting a UNLV outfit in that Brenda's Got A Baby video--until after I posted it. If that's not a sign.
Updated Feb 08, 2022 11:28:15pm
Of course, in the case of Alessia and I, she is the Gemini (2Pac) and I'm Janet (Taurus). Mirror mirror on the wall, who's got the craziest Facebook story of all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps&ab_channel=michaeljacksonVEVO
Updated Feb 08, 2022 11:41:49pm
It's been fun, but Laura said she needs to go outside. That's all I've got. You sure it's ok for UNLV to stay the Rebels, though?!? Lol. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yayq3W-Mayk&ab_channel=BillMcClintock
Updated Feb 08, 2022 11:48:30pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Larry Norvell's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Larry!!!
It's my buddy Larry's birthday today. He's the highest octave of all. I just wanted to give a shout out.

https://www.llnl.gov/
Updated Feb 09, 2022 4:59:54pm
I just realized that my 7th house is a lot like the Cusp of Drama. I do have an Uncle Mike and an Uncle Chris that bring that sort of energy into the equation, not to mention my Libra cousin, Josh. We have had some rather dramatic moments together.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lloyd
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:11:57pm
If anyone doesn't understand what my North Node in 1st house Gemini and South Node in between Uranus in Sagittarius and Mars in Scorpio in the 7th house have to do with each other--for those who are interested:

https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/astrology-101-north-nodes-south-nodes-reveal-your-life-purpose
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:27:31pm
Anyhow, that's why Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house gets to tag along--if that makes any sense to anyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnnzbdt4_RE&ab_channel=AngelinaJordanOfficial
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:30:11pm
Capricorn's like--what do you mean TAG ALONG?!? (that's why we said it.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvFBBavmGc8&ab_channel=Miramax
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:33:28pm
He's like--check your 6th house. Pluto was in Virgo when I sang this song. That's why Saturn is in yours. You just need to walk on the paths that I paved for you, son. Lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-pP_dCenJA&ab_channel=ElvisPresleyVEVO
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:38:05pm
We're now living on the shoulders of giants who stood on the shoulders of giants. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:42:59pm
My dad is like--hey, that's nice that you're trying to connect everyone astrologically. Just don't forget MY birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ufJ7lcr08&ab_channel=BBCAmerica
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:45:14pm
Some people get what I'm trying to say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11
Updated Feb 09, 2022 5:49:01pm
Why did we call it Apollo (THE SUN) 11 when we were actually landing on the Moon for the FIRST time? Why didn't they just call that particular mission Lunar 1?

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/cusps/cancer-leo
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:04:15pm
He's like, "It's because the Apollo program was started during the Einsenhower (Libra/7th house) administration, and it's also in large part due to the fact that Leo's always need to be the center of attention. Stop asking too many questions."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._E._Lawrence
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:09:23pm
Once upon a time, people didn't have high technology, and they had to rely almost entirely on cinematography and story lines...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBeMUoMTeZo&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:13:05pm
He was actually born on July 23rd--according to the Gregorian calendar, which people at Wikipedia apparently still haven't figured out. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dee
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:19:42pm
Britannica isn't much better, but as far as my Cameco/Uranium stock was concerned today, he is connected with them:

"Dee was intimately involved in laying the groundwork for several English voyages of exploration, instructing captains and pilots in the principles of mathematical navigation, preparing maps for their use, and furnishing them with various navigational instruments. He is most closely associated with the expeditions to Canada led by Sir Martin Frobisher in 1576–78 and with discussions in 1683 regarding a proposed but never commissioned search for the Northwest Passage."

https://www.britannica.com/biography/John-Dee
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:22:52pm
The "authorities" of our new god of "Science" are right. It's not all that important--knowing what day it is--and knowing where the stars are in the sky--let alone knowing the people who taught us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tXMyl04Prk&ab_channel=Music-MidiFlp
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:30:26pm
I'm also pretty sure that Shakespeare's grandma had the same date of birth as my sister, Amanda--according to the Gregorian calendar.

https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LR2C-LLB/abigail-webb-1515-1595
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:48:26pm
I always think it's funny when I tell people the Webb family is connected with Shakespeare and they're immediately like...so what, Ryan? There are a lot of Webbs in the world. You're nothing special.

Ironically, Shakespeare would agree with them.

"Nay, they will be kin to us, or they will fetch it from. Japhet."

https://www.opensourceshakespeare.org/views/plays/play_view.php?WorkID=henry4p2&Act=2&Scene=2&Scope=scene
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:50:42pm
It's like I said: Uranus in Sage is in my 7th house. These are the people I hope will be there when I die.

https://www.wellandgood.com/7th-house-in-astrology/
Updated Feb 09, 2022 6:54:03pm
My Mercury in Aries always gets a laugh out of the dentist, though. I'm like...you know, I might as well be dead in this floating chair of yours with that beaming light over me and a shadow of a caduceus in my face. Are you trying to prepare me for something? Oh. Is that Sunny 106.5 on the radio? This was soooo worth it.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 7:38:36pm
And then comes the scraping and my Mars in Scorpio wanting to jump out of my chair...oh, how I love thee and hate thee at the same time!!! I know there's a lot of blood. I haven't been flossing as much as I should have been. I'm guilty as charged.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 7:13:12pm
Not only would it be a lot of fun, but how cool would it be to say...I got a bachelor's degree in rock 'n' roll?!? It's even more respectable than an English degree, in my opinion. Songs needs lyrics, and then some. It could even be a doctorate. It takes a lot of time to learn the guitar, drums, piano, and production methods that are necessary just to make YouTube videos. Most professionals do it on their own on the side starting out from elementary.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 7:30:32pm
Did YouTube seriously just recommend this video to me based on what I posted on Facebook today? They really are watching us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCYaALgW80c&ab_channel=LondonRecordings
Updated Feb 09, 2022 7:34:10pm
The "Shakespears Sister - Stay" video was very much like my Athena and Lilith in my 11th house. The hits just keep on coming.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 8:26:42pm
Having both Jupiter in the 9th and Neptune in Capricorn (the world/devil tarot card) in the 8th (Scorpio) is also a bit demonic, when you think about it. I didn't realize there was a banned version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQQpbRN1FrE&ab_channel=SophieB.Hawkins
Updated Feb 09, 2022 8:29:22pm
This is totally like going to the dentist, Mercury. I see what you did there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_scraping
Updated Feb 09, 2022 8:44:07pm
She literally is connected to my 6th house, because I used to park cars at the Forum Shops. I'm not trying to brag. I'm just stating facts. :\
Updated Feb 09, 2022 8:47:01pm
It's a good thing that a web scraper can't do the job quite like my Venus and Mercury in Aries, though. Luckily for me, that's why I'm still employed--for now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe1wtkkt9-E&ab_channel=MariahCareyVEVO
Updated Feb 09, 2022 8:53:42pm
Moon trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th and Saturn and Pluto in Scorpio in the 6th are like....awwww...Ryan...my little boy. Do you know what would be better than Mariah Carey and this cute little love story that you have going on? VAMPIRES!!! See? I wasn't kidding. It always turns into The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 10:16:36pm
It's like that time when you're singing Michelle, ma belle and then your mom suddenly reminds you that September 1st was also the day that Germany launched the invasion of Poland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D9vAItORgE&ab_channel=GunsNRosesVEVO
Updated Feb 09, 2022 10:38:10pm
Europa is a little high maintenance. Speaking of my Ceres in Aries, however, I am supposedly able to transmute bread. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYku0Dl9m7c&ab_channel=FuneralTube
Updated Feb 09, 2022 10:42:38pm
My sixth house is legit. I'm just saying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael
Updated Feb 09, 2022 11:06:45pm
Good.

"The constellation Virgo has different origins depending on which mythology is being studied. Most myths generally view Virgo as a maiden with heavy association with wheat."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_(astrology)
Updated Feb 09, 2022 11:09:27pm
After all, my 7th and 11th houses are really just a higher octave.
Updated Feb 09, 2022 11:14:22pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Leilani Roach's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Leilani!!!
Hydrogen means water former. My 6th house thought y'all might want to know that--as we transition through Aquarius. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Lavoisier
Updated Feb 10, 2022 9:58:30pm
There's actually a lot that they don't tell us.

"The Mass and its settings draw their name from the introit of the liturgy, which begins with the words Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine (Latin for 'Eternal rest grant them, O Lord'), which is cited from 2 Esdras—requiem is the accusative singular form of the Latin noun requies, 'rest, repose'.:"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Requiem
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:04:51pm
Three heads are better than two, Putin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Esdras
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:06:41pm
He's the higher octave of Raphael.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uriel
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:09:10pm
There is more to "Christianity" than meets the eye.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophite_Diagrams
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:16:54pm
"This diagram shows the medieval understanding of spheres of the cosmos, derived from Aristotle, and as per the standard explanation by Ptolemy. It came to be understood that at least the outermost sphere (marked 'Primũ Mobile') has its own intellect, intelligence or nous – a cosmic equivalent to the human mind."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nous
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:23:12pm
Whenever I see Laura at the top of my stairs, I get reminded of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empyrean
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:31:18pm
"Where Beatrice evokes the cognates ‘blessèd’, ‘beatitudinous’ and even ‘beatified’, Laura derives her name from the laurel, a pagan symbol of wisdom and poetry."

https://www.thoughtgymnasium.com/articles/dante-and-petrarch-the-last-of-the-old-the-first-of-the-new
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:37:05pm
I just pretend to know something about Italian culture. My mind is wide open, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjOfbWrvss&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Feb 10, 2022 10:42:10pm
Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in the 6th house are like...I'm not doing anything today. True story.

"Yaldabaoth, called also Saklas and Samael

Saturn.
Feminine name: Pronoia (Forethought) Sambathas, 'week'.
Prophets: Moses, Joshua, Amos, Habakkuk.
From Hebrew yalda bahut, 'Child of Chaos'? The outermost who created the six others, and therefore the chief ruler and Demiurge par excellence. Called 'the Lion-faced', leontoeides."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon_(Gnosticism)
Updated Feb 12, 2022 7:09:57am
The UNLV Nebros?

"Under the name of Nebro (rebel), Yaldabaoth is called an angel in the apocryphal Gospel of Judas."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demiurge#Yaldabaoth
Updated Feb 12, 2022 7:13:16am
Venus and Mercury in Aries with Uranus in Sage are like:

"'Ariel' has been called an ancient name for the leontomorphic Gnostic Demiurge (Creator God). Historically, the entity Ariel was often pictured in mysticism as a lion-headed deity with power over the Earth, giving a strong foundation for Ariel's association with the Demiurge. It is possible that the name itself was even adopted from the Demiurge's Zoroastrian counterpart Ahriman (who is likely the predecessor of the Mithraic 'Arimanius'). Ariel is sometimes associated with the better known Judeo-Christian Archangel Uriel, as for example some sources claim that the Elizabethan court astrologer John Dee called 'Ariel' a 'conglomerate of Anael and Uriel,' though this is not mentioned where the name Anael appears in the only conversation of Dee with Barnabas Saul.
Updated Feb 12, 2022 7:50:04am
Anyway, that's how my Uranus in Sage relates to my North Node and Juno in Gemini. Long story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16yEVs2g9PQ&ab_channel=ArielWayz
Updated Feb 12, 2022 7:38:57am
Look at all of you irrational people who don't want to fall in line with the "secular" policies of the Ancien Régime of Ireland and France and the Western Roman Empire under the guise of healthcare. It's such a shame. You're upsetting Richard Dawkins! Stop doing that!!!

https://spectator.org/the-sharp-decline-in-bidens-support-among-black-protestants/
Updated Feb 13, 2022 8:52:28am
We know where we're going, because we know where we came from. Word to your mother. We will be back.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2021/11/06/latter-day-saint/
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:01:53am
Everyone who knows me knows that I drink it like water. I'm like a Mormon that you have never met before. I can promise you that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8HoEvDh70Y&ab_channel=KoffeeVEVO
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:14:25am
I warned them about my 4th house. They really think they know us?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Earle_Sullivan
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:27:21am
The time when you get expelled from BLM--when they find out you're from Utah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0Vucn7xww&ab_channel=JORDYN
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:44:43am
My 4th house is like: "John D. Rockefeller, whose name is identified with the concept of wealth, has his Mercury at 29° Cancer, and it is also the ruler of his 2nd house. The reason why '29° Cancer' is known as the 'Millionaire’s Degree' is because of the placements from Rockefeller’s chart."
Updated Feb 13, 2022 10:18:25am
I'm not complaining, but even a million actually isn't that much money these days. In our defense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlJDTxahav0&ab_channel=SelenaGomezVEVO
Updated Feb 13, 2022 10:16:06am
You Freemasons/Republicans/Aquarians need to stop it with all of these crazy ideas: freeing Cuba and the Philippines, annexing Hawaii, keeping interest rates at a level whereby prices are actually reasonable and people can afford things. Ironically, that's why we're going to bring in Puerto Rico as a state that is going to vote solid blue. It's been working out so well for us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McKinley
Updated Feb 13, 2022 11:56:55am
Get it now, before the Pope and Mark Zuckerberg take it down:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentinus_(Gnostic)
Updated Feb 13, 2022 11:58:15am
There is a bit of an irony in preaching the gold standard in the Silver State. I'm not surprised that I feel Austricized. Do you get it?
Updated Feb 13, 2022 12:28:26pm
However, I have my theories. ;)

https://gemiini.org/#/get-started
Updated Feb 13, 2022 12:35:10pm
It might be the year of the water tiger, but I do have Mercury in Aries, and Alessia is number one. Valentine's Day came early this year, because in Gnosticism, Monday is...

"Eloaios, representing forethought, with the face of a donkey.

Elaios, or Ailoaios, or sometimes Ailoein

Mercury.
Feminine name: Jealousy.
Prophets: Tobias, Haggai.
From Elohim, God (El)."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archon_(Gnosticism)?fbclid=IwAR1qL4lQADGYoZd6MJPJ5CeC6wLqZvDaSXXQQk94mSz9MYD9zafgJQ0iZOc
Updated Feb 13, 2022 7:06:36pm
I never said I was a fortune teller. Plus, technically speaking, I'm not even forty years of age. There's no Shekhinah happening this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SeHoFCH-gI&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Feb 13, 2022 7:12:31pm
Some people know about the 40-year cycle of Mercury and Venus that I'm referring to. For those that are new here...

https://www.jstor.org/stable/4131555
Updated Feb 13, 2022 7:25:40pm
Speaking of my 4th house at 29° Cancer, and how "John D. Rockefeller, whose name is identified with the concept of wealth, has his Mercury at 29° Cancer, and it is also the ruler of his 2nd house", do you guys mind if I do a little throwback--even though it's Valentine's Day tomorrow? I actually just found out most of this information today. I thought it was kind of cool...
Updated Feb 13, 2022 7:33:34pm
Am I the only one who sees the connection between William McKinley and Sam Eagle?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Eagle
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:18:33pm
That is why my 7th and 11th houses pay me the big bucks: you know, because Uranus is in my 7th and Aquarius rules the 11th and the sign is associated with the King of Swords and the sky and such.

https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-swords/king-of-swords/
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:23:35pm
Speaking of the connection between Cancerians and Aquarians, I'd say it's too much fun being me (for real), except we all know that I also have to deal with the Utah Jazz consistently laying eggs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0tLGWIqxA&ab_channel=PostMaloneVEVO
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:28:05pm
My sister's name is Michelle, and she was born on the same day as the real actress that plays Mary Jane. Coincidence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHPnUPFcxdE&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:37:29pm
I didn't even take a gummy today and I'm feeling this way. It's going to be really embarrassing when I find out that everyone has been checking me out when I'm watching porn. I swear to God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn5kuDdeGzs&ab_channel=InterestingStuff
Updated Feb 13, 2022 9:57:24pm
My Uncle Mike is an Aquarius and my baby sister Michelle is a Virgo. If anyone didn't know this...

https://www.elsaelsa.com/astrology/why-is-uranus-the-higher-octave-of-mercury/
Updated Feb 13, 2022 10:50:00pm
Also, Michael Jordan was an Aquarius and Michael Jackson was a Virgo--both have the initials of MJ. Is that a coincidence as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEg7lZag_U&ab_channel=venomax
Updated Feb 13, 2022 10:51:21pm
Also, as far as my Mercury in Aries in the 12th house is concerned, and how it relates to Uranus in Sagittarius in the 7th house, I already connected Raphael with Aries (through the painter), and the feast day of Michael, Raphael, Gabriel, and Uriel occurs during Libra, which makes sense, as Uriel is sort of like Uranus in Sagittarius, and since this Virgo girl I used to know went by the names of Jael and Gabby, and Gabriel's patronage includes Mercurial functions: "Telecommunication workers, radio broadcasters, messengers, postal workers, clerics, diplomats, stamp collectors, Portugal, Santander, Cebu, ambassadors, Russian Armed Forces."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel
Updated Feb 13, 2022 11:49:04pm
And speaking of the patron saint of the Russian Armed Forces...
Updated Feb 14, 2022 12:07:51am
Forget Democracy. I'd just appreciate it if all of us could be celebrating Easter on a logical date that fits the following definition: the first Sunday after the full Moon that occurs on or after the spring equinox. That's all.

https://www.nasa.gov/kepler/education/johannes
Updated Feb 14, 2022 12:23:31am
Ryan Webb wrote on Michael Paul Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Mike!!! Love ya!!!
OMG! Look at all of the swastikas, Justin Trudeau! Our people are practically driving themselves to the ovens in 2022. This place is looking more and more like Megiddo by the day. Lol!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrkukk1yTlY&ab_channel=AFPNewsAgency
Updated Feb 14, 2022 10:07:11pm
This is another one of those Mercury in Aries (Elton)/Uranus (Mozart) in Sage moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dXEe3XEtUc&ab_channel=Thrennish
Updated Feb 14, 2022 10:13:24pm
Ryan Webb is feeling in love.
P.S. I love you, Alessia.
Obviously, the courtship between Alessia and I is much more drawn out than that between Romeo and Juliet. My stalking behaviours might even go on forever--without her ever realizing I'm here. I'll marry her by the time I'm 90--if I live that long. (For those who didn't know these things, Shakespeare's Moon was in Libra, even though we both have Mercury in Aries/Uranus in Sage.)

“My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HbvBVhpChI&ab_channel=ScottRandall
Updated Feb 14, 2022 10:37:51pm
My Mercury in Aries and Athena in Pisces in the 11th house makes a lot of sense to me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oo_PAaaEWw&t&ab_channel=JonSolo
Updated Feb 15, 2022 12:11:33pm
If you don't think Mercury (transportation) can wage war quite effectively--I present to you Exhibit A:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xbls-jPuIQ&ab_channel=CNN
Updated Feb 15, 2022 12:12:53pm
It also makes sense that this mix was originally posted on 4/20. Those people with swastikas in Canada have improved the blitzkrieg to the point whereby they will achieve victory--simply by not moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK0HDTtUzJA&t&ab_channel=MindstormMusic
Updated Feb 15, 2022 12:16:20pm
Also, my Juno/North Node in Gemini would like to remind Canada that Queen Victoria was also a Gemini. If you Nazi truckers could at least bring one thing from there back to Vegas for me, just make sure it's Alessia. We aren't even wearing masks here anymore. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMlgJJCzZQ&ab_channel=xXLyricsL
Updated Feb 15, 2022 12:23:31pm
If I were REALLY reaching, I'd tie in the Gnostic day of the week "Eloaios, representing forethought, with the face of a donkey" with Prometheus, Post Malone, and Hope (Aquarius/the Star)--not to mention the proverbial Garden of Eden.
Updated Feb 15, 2022 2:13:37pm
Actually, Justin Trudeau is a Capricorn, and I have Neptune in Capricorn along with Mercury in Aries in the 12th house and Pallas in the 11th, so all of this makes even more sense--in a way. These two love birds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xAgpJVp5Q&ab_channel=SeeUinHistory%2FMythology
Updated Feb 15, 2022 7:09:03pm
Pluto in Scorpio in my 6th house was really hard at work today.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-59090067
Updated Feb 15, 2022 8:58:15pm
I don't know much, Alessia, but I can see why you're up there. I know that much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metis_(mythology)
Updated Feb 15, 2022 9:03:27pm
Don't worry, everyone. I'm doing my best to leave Alessia alone. If you love someone, you should set them free. Speaking of scars, my little sister really did split my head open once, however, when I was about 8 years of age. I pushed her. That's also a true story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7s1dMSrZ_E&ab_channel=Aureal
Updated Feb 15, 2022 9:32:45pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Marvin Higbee's timeline.
Hope you have a great birthday!!!
We are standing with swastikas, Canada, because we are standing with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justinian_I
Updated Feb 17, 2022 7:44:06am
You'd better be ready, Idaho! They are coming after your potatoes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaritan_revolts
Updated Feb 17, 2022 7:45:05am
Take me prisoner and bring me to your leader, Canada--by that, I mean Alessia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN_-H2jttWs&ab_channel=BroncoVEVO
Updated Feb 17, 2022 7:48:48am
I know I said I'd leave her alone, but she did ask for it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltf1EoAcsFE
Updated Feb 17, 2022 8:53:58am
I admire China for the opposite reason:

"Vincent de Gournay, a French Physiocrat and intendant of commerce in the 1750s, popularized the term laissez-faire as he allegedly adopted it from François Quesnay's writings on China. Quesnay coined the phrases laissez-faire and laissez-passer, laissez-faire being a translation of the Chinese term wu wei (無為). Gournay ardently supported the removal of restrictions on trade and the deregulation of industry in France. Delighted with the Colbert–Le Gendre anecdote, he forged it into a larger maxim all his own: 'Laissez faire et laissez passer' ('Let do and let pass')."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laissez-faire
Updated Feb 19, 2022 8:36:29pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Betty Killy Denison's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Betty!
There is actually a connection between the East and the West.

"Dhyāna, Pali jhana, from Proto-Indo-European root *√dheie-, 'to see, to look,' 'to show.' Developed into Sanskrit root √dhī and n. dhī, which in the earliest layer of text of the Vedas refers to 'imaginative vision' and associated with goddess Saraswati with powers of knowledge, wisdom and poetic eloquence."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhyāna_in_Buddhism
Updated Feb 20, 2022 9:23:05am
Iscah is thought to be an alternative name for Sarah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraswati
Updated Feb 20, 2022 9:24:57am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
If I were the "leader" of the USA, I'd actually encourage the Russian army to cross over, so that we can help the rest of them defect, because it's obvious that all of Eastern Europe wants to be in the EU, rather than listen to a wannabe Asian who couldn't manage a Panda Express.
I don't know if Putin could even work at Panda Express as a frontline employee. He'd be like..."Rice, or chow mein? YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!!!"
Updated Feb 22, 2022 4:35:28pm
You know, CNN, your parent company's stock (AT&T) is now down 43.93% over the past five years--despite the TRILLIONS of dollars of debt that the government has run up--and I'm still not entirely sure if I should buy more ownership in your nonsense, or if I should wait for Facebook to continue plummeting to $50 a share. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LH5JcJtV94&ab_channel=ChillMusicLab
Updated Feb 22, 2022 4:42:54pm
Do you what's even more prophetic than Mitt Romney, CNN? The fact that Ezra Taft Benson pointed out in the 1980s how most people in Washington D.C. are a bunch of idiots.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/22/politics/mitt-romney-russia-ukraine/index.html
Updated Feb 22, 2022 5:26:48pm
When I was saying that Ireland and Russia could trade potatoes with each other, I was really just suggesting that all of us could get along. Call me crazy. I have Saturn and Pluto in my 6th house. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physiocracy
Updated Feb 22, 2022 5:31:21pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
We also have no sense of humour.
These Pythagorean/Platonic philosophers were wayyy off. That's why we even created a t-shirt to sell that reflects their model. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIeQzqauo8&ab_channel=D%21NG
Updated Feb 22, 2022 6:06:40pm
I'm no scientist, but I don't think Platonic models need to be a perfectly correlated relationship.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/least-squares-method.asp
Updated Feb 22, 2022 6:08:59pm
By the way, CNN, while we're on the subject of Ezra Taft Benson, Christopher Columbus also didn't learn from the Bible that the Earth was flat. You're welcome.

"He seems to have argued that this archipelago might be near the Azores. Columbus also read the seer Salathiel-Ezra in the books of Esdras, from the Apocrypha (especially 2 Esdras 6:42, in which the prophet states that the Earth is six parts land to one of water), thus reinforcing these ideas of the proportion of land- to sea-crossing. "

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Christopher-Columbus/Principal-evidence-of-travels
Updated Feb 22, 2022 6:11:34pm
To be honest, I'm not certain if I really believe in magic, but I am a fan of Gandalf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS0WvzRVByg&ab_channel=GeorgeEzraVEVO
Updated Feb 22, 2022 6:29:24pm
That whole idea about the Knights Templar disappearing? That didn't really happen, either.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Order_of_Christ
Updated Feb 22, 2022 8:19:40pm
And with my Moon trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th and Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in the 6th, I am quite possibly an Edomite who is subject to Samael. I am still coming to grips with that. I'd actually like to talk to a rabbi about it to see what their opinion is. It's actually not something that I'm proud of. I have issues. :\
Updated Feb 22, 2022 9:10:55pm
I do keep an eye on those Rebel Girls, in any case. That much is for certain.
Updated Feb 22, 2022 8:45:51pm
I don't work for NASA, however. I'm just an economist. And I'm really not that great of one lately. It's sad.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athenian_Treasury
Updated Feb 22, 2022 8:47:09pm
For those who don't understand my Mars in Scorpio in the 7th house and Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in the 6th house, Samael is actually represented by a Scorpion--and all stinging insects--except for bees. I just learned this today.

http://www.archangels-and-angels.com/aa_pages/correspondences/angel_planet/archangel_samael.html
Updated Feb 23, 2022 8:15:56pm
Sam always tags along with me at this time of year. For those of you who still don't know what I'm talking about regarding aspects of my natal chart--since we're well into Pisces at this point...
Updated Feb 23, 2022 8:38:59pm
I actually didn't know that Michael Jackson had Neptune in the 8th house until tonight. That makes a lot of sense, however.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qLY0vbrT8Q&ab_channel=michaeljacksonVEVO
Updated Feb 23, 2022 8:45:50pm
That's the great thing about living in the shadow of a rapist at 565 Kristin Ln: we're already guilty of association. Don't worry, I'm from Orem. That's Sharon, Utah--for those who don't know better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgYP73tHs-U&ab_channel=%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:23:22pm
If you think that's funny, you should have seen Grandpa Webb's reaction when I told him how The Used are from right up the street from us and I showed him a video. He wasn't a fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKiA8Z6Zq8&ab_channel=ummmhaha
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:28:07pm
It is true that Sharonites are devil worshipers, however. There's no sense in hiding it anymore. That's my theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFsC6A_nkYg&ab_channel=OzzyOsbourneVEVO
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:30:18pm
Anyway, for those who didn't bother to read the article about the connection between the Acropolis and the constellation of Taurus and the two mountains nearby...it's sort of similar.

https://www.chabad.org/parshah/article_cdo/aid/3035740/jewish/Blessings-Curses-Mount-Grizim-vs-Mount-Ebal.htm
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:43:27pm
It's not that big of a stretch. I'm not preaching. I'm just thinking aloud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig-fyQqf510&ab_channel=LinkinPark
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:48:08pm
"Heliacal rising of the Hyades over the ‘Horns’ of Mt Hymettos, as seen from the eastend of the Parthenon in Athens, 600 BC. Auriga is already risen and sits over Mt Lykabettosto the north-east."

https://html.scribdassets.com/425hv4q6dc3dnalm/images/3-8802d35aa3.jpg
Updated Feb 23, 2022 9:54:14pm
Don't ever say I never did anything for you. The end. ;)
Updated Feb 24, 2022 2:52:45am
Ryan Webb wrote on Matthew Budde's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Matt!
It's always a good read at this time of year:

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/66048
Updated Feb 26, 2022 3:53:08pm
It's amazing how little most people think about their dreams--considering how they make up so much of our lives. It probably does help when you come from a society that believes in a guy who could predict agricultural patterns from such. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYEW4q42y8&ab_channel=AstrixOfficial
Updated Feb 26, 2022 4:02:01pm
Apparently, the Russians didn't learn much from the last time they messed with Jewish intelligence in Afghanistan.

https://tass.com/world/1410599
Updated Feb 26, 2022 4:15:36pm
I might have a 33rd degree Moon in Taurus in the 12th house, but I'm just saying. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council
Updated Feb 26, 2022 4:16:54pm
This is what I never got about Ben Shapiro and his love affair with Trump (who was condoning Putin for invading Ukraine), because he obviously KNOWS better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtXNZDVs4zg&ab_channel=BenShapiro
Updated Feb 26, 2022 5:22:29pm
Shapiro is a Capricorn. They're generally good people, but they can get overly defensive and reclusive sometimes. I've got Neptune and Jupiter there--is why I know these things. It's Saturday. :\
Updated Feb 26, 2022 5:30:43pm
Donald, the only reason you became the "leader" of the East India Company is because we thoroughly enjoy watching Yankees strangle themselves to death in their stupidity. The fact that the "liberals" of your whorehouse of a "country" even felt a need to ban you from repeatedly saying ridiculously childish nonsense says everything that ever needed to be said about the people who are "in charge" of Washington D.C. You're so fucking pathetic that I'd burn my voter identification card, if I was given one, simply because your name was ever on the ballot.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/26/politics/trump-cpac-putin-ukraine/index.html
Updated Feb 27, 2022 12:20:06pm
At this stage of the game, this sock I just blew a load in is a far more relevant puppet than Donald Dump. I have a great idea, CNN. If you really want Donald to go away, why don't you idiots just stop talking about him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37nBgTcO-E&ab_channel=DeepChillMix
Updated Feb 27, 2022 12:31:22pm
For all you French/Irish/Republican trash cans in human form who thought Afghanistan was a clusterfuck--your "smart" leader (Putin) has already killed more Russians IN LESS THAN A WEEK than the entire coalition lost in TWENTY years in Afghanistan--EXCEPT THE RUSSIANS HAVEN'T OCCUPIED A SINGLE MAJOR CITY IN UKRAINE. Do us a favor, America. Stand down. Nobody in Scandinavia even WANTS you involved in our glory. We can handle this ourselves. Get back to baking your chocolate bread. We're even having our doubts about Harry Truman at this point--that's the last real leader you ever had.
Updated Feb 27, 2022 1:49:19pm
Seriously, Texas, we would have blown your state up decades ago, but you're too fucking sad. Tell Ted Cruz to go back to Mexico.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIOD0_riukI&ab_channel=Ballsjr
Updated Feb 27, 2022 1:53:28pm
Hey, Melania! How does it feel to watch your distant cousins get slaughtered by Viking paperboys?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60543087
Updated Feb 27, 2022 3:13:05pm
For all you Trump supporters with dead family members in Afghanistan who are now supporting the Huns while they are being demolished in Ukraine--now you know why we legalized abortion, because your mothers could have saved you the fucking trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90maa4k-jbU&ab_channel=Alyosha
Updated Feb 28, 2022 1:16:45pm
This is my North Node in Gemini/high school education:

Genesis 45:22

To all of them he gave each man changes of raiment; but to Benjamin he gave three hundred pieces of SILVER, and five changes of raiment.

https://www.cimarronmemorialhs.org/
Updated Feb 28, 2022 6:14:16pm
I actually agree with letting oil skyrocket--it will make consumers modify their behaviour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpJ5RbXuXWE&ab_channel=FoxBusiness
Updated Feb 28, 2022 6:20:26pm
Just because I was against the coronavirus lockdowns--that doesn't make me a Republican. Surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Prc1UfuokY&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Feb 28, 2022 6:21:47pm
If oil was all that was necessary to win a war, we wouldn't call it MARCH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU&ab_channel=FooFighters
Updated Feb 28, 2022 6:29:42pm
I apologize for my nonlinear reasoning. For those that are new here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqmMoI0wks&ab_channel=paralaks
Updated Feb 28, 2022 6:58:17pm
When you think about it, Trump really is a genius, because he's encouraging our enemy to make stupid decisions--through reverse psychology. Did that not just blow your mind, Mr. Biden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjOBiU-TB3k&ab_channel=Sims3ForeverDude
Updated Mar 01, 2022 1:15:06pm
You're so smart, Mr. Putin, that we're going to allow you to demolish your military with your own outdated equipment (not to mention a relative handful of small arms donations) from the pissed off former satellite states that you exploited. It really makes us wonder why we shouldn't spend even more money on shit like this--when we could be spending that money on space programs for NASA, which would still allow us to generate new jobs. :\

https://www.northropgrumman.com/what-we-do/air/b-21-raider/
Updated Mar 01, 2022 1:19:34pm
Donald Trump was the best idea the CIA ever had. It's ok, Biden. You're Irish. We might let you know about Scotland's secrets someday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1rxlem25ds&ab_channel=ElectricYell
Updated Mar 01, 2022 1:22:29pm
You can still take Ukraine, Putin. Believe that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Bf6YGbc1c
Updated Mar 01, 2022 3:21:25pm
Speaking of which, that reminds me--has somebody not been paying attention to you, Scotland? I know that we said we were going to allow the Russians to have Ireland, but the only reason we're not going to allow you out of our sight, Ms. Sturgeon, is because you're obviously a crazy bitch who needs to be locked up--for your own protection. Not ours.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1571711/jk-rowling-fantastic-beasts-harry-potter-scottish-independence-news-spt
Updated Mar 02, 2022 1:27:42am
The "Athens of the North" thought it would be funny to complain about England while they're pitching Mitt Romney as a way to embarrass us again. Good one. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stg6jREFSmE&ab_channel=JonSolo
Updated Mar 02, 2022 1:45:23am
Ken Jennings will always be light years ahead of Obama, let alone myself. That's all I know. We don't have anything left to prove to y'all. I aint stressin'. It's Odin's Day, and I have Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in my 6th house. That's all that needs to be said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WctGgm1iko4&ab_channel=DeepChillMix
Updated Mar 02, 2022 1:55:31am
Tbh, my 6th house REALLY gets in the way of my Dudeism. I don't know why I'm still awake right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNv241WDLg&ab_channel=RelaxingWhiteNoise
Updated Mar 02, 2022 2:03:56am
I always think it's funny when conservatives bring up the bathroom argument when it comes to transexuals. If a transexual isn't allowed to use the women's restroom, then that means they're going to be forced to dress in drag next to MEN who are standing at the urinal (rather than within the safety of a STALL in the "women's" bathroom), which I think we can all agree would be uncomfortable for all of us--unless one so happens to be the kind of man who is so deep in the closet that they prefer to use the men's bathroom as a dating applicati....oh....NOW I get it...REPUBLICAN MEN ARE SIMPLY AFRAID THAT THEY AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE IF WE LET TRANSEXUALS USE THE "LADIES'" ROOM!!!
Updated Mar 04, 2022 7:18:12am

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