Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part XIV

 

Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, Amy Coney Barrett, when UNLV travels to Nortre Dame, we're bringing marijuana with us, because it helps to fund OUR school--and yours is a FUCKING PRESCHOOL. You are an EMBARRASSMENT to John. F. Kennedy and the Catholic Church.
Aug 08, 2022 10:07:56pm
Come get some, BITCH.

"A master of complex politics at home, Bismarck created the first welfare state in the modern world, with the goal of gaining working class support that might otherwise go to his Socialist opponents.[4] In the 1870s, he allied himself with the low-tariff, anti-Catholic Liberals and fought the Catholic Church in what was called the Kulturkampf ('culture struggle'). He lost, as the Catholics responded by forming the powerful German Centre Party and using universal male suffrage to gain a bloc of seats. Bismarck then reversed himself, ended the Kulturkampf, broke with the Liberals, imposed protective tariffs, and formed a political alliance with the Centre Party to fight the Socialists. A devout LUTHERAN..."
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I AM MUCH MORE THAN A FREEMASON. And I'm not allowed at the Vatican--just like GUNS will no longer be allowed in SHARON, Utah, because she's mine. And every rose has its thorns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbbIB776ks&ab_channel=KnightSGCArchive
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:16:02pm
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Come to think of it, I've never seen guns in my immediate father's house, either. It's the WOMEN that need one. We call that PENIS ENVY in psychology. My dad's a natal Cancerian. He taught me some things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iakSFXk4ypI&ab_channel=IceColdChilli
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:18:40pm
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Maybe someday, Amy. Maybe someday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankh
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:19:30pm
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And by the way, even though the "U.S." Supreme Court has some Catholics "in charge", I don't think the KKK would even bother to kill them the same way that we probably killed the Kennedys, because the Supreme Court isn't something that anyone in Germany with a brain takes seriously and they're obviously WOMEN--unlike the MAFIA. We at least have respect for the Mafia and the Jews. The KKK know where to draw the line. The "U.S." Supreme Court is more of a village idiot. You know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLuZjpxmsZQ&ab_channel=AndersJacobsson
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:30:50pm
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And they said I had Asperger's. I do stimming. However, if I'm AWARE that I do stimming--am I still abnormal?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Village_idiot
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:32:54pm
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It's getting worse as I get older. I actually have a lot of pain in my hands lately. FYI.

https://www.bustle.com/life/geminis-erogenous-zones-astrologers
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:34:18pm
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In fact, my hands hurt so badly lately, that they feel as if they are on fire--like the territory of Hawaii.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_of_Lima
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:35:48pm
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Speaking of which, I don't ask myself what Jesus would do. I ask myself what this girl would do. I wish she would tap me on the shoulder when I get out of line. I could use a proofreader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNra8eK0K6k&ab_channel=DisneyMusicVEVO
Updated Aug 08, 2022 10:37:06pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
That's my progressed Juno in Cancer in the FIRST house. They asked for it.
Aug 08, 2022 10:57:09pm
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And by the way, DeSantis--on the behalf of the DUTCH--allow me to say that WE have more respect for CUBA than for Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E&ab_channel=DMXVEVO
Updated Aug 08, 2022 11:25:47pm
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And by the way, Glenn Beck, to be honest with you--when it comes to all of the statues that are being torn down-that's all just a bunch of unnecessary shit that we don't need. People can read our WORDS. We don't need monuments to remember us by. Y'all "Republicans" would have been better to have let sleeping dogs lie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
Updated Aug 08, 2022 11:45:58pm
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In fact, from a European standpoint, tearing down monuments is quite refreshing, because people can write their own stories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iconoclasm
Updated Aug 08, 2022 11:47:51pm
Aug 08, 2022 11:47:51pm
Welcome to Orem, Glenn Beck. I have a feeling that you aren't going to forget us. That's because we're PROGRESSIVES.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_(name)
Updated Aug 08, 2022 11:49:47pm
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Fox News, Glenn Beck, Colonel Sanders, Kentucky--and COWARDICE. I'm starting to see the connections.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrGvF43JrYU&ab_channel=TheVandals-Topic
Updated Aug 08, 2022 11:52:13pm
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But Hans-Hermann Hoppe and the Austrian economists that Ron Paul worships said that UNLV would go bankrupt. Sorry, KENTUCKY. Unlike your political leaders and the SEC of child-abusing weenies who are stuck in COLLEGE--WE ARE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS. This message was brought to you by LEGALIZED MARIJUANA. Can you get that at the Mises institute in Alabama? NOPE!!! There's a difference between knowing the path and WALKING it.
Updated Aug 09, 2022 7:15:59am
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That's also why Nevada State doesn't have a football team to take advantage of that empty stadium that UNLV used to use, because people don't want to actually LISTEN to my ideas around here. It seems to me. And I think I have some decent ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXlKZnqWH7M&ab_channel=BigTuna%27sVideoVault
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:06:19am
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I guess we could give to it Dixie State. Those people would make the trip. It's not like SUU didn't embarrass UNLV there at least once...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Boyd_Stadium
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:07:35am
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How much money do you actually have, Henderson? We're just wondering. We have cows and shit. Here's what we do for our kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlPOh_GoLBI&ab_channel=SUUThunderbirds
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:08:38am
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Or--you COULD continue to promote hate speech in your area and try spying on me again. YOU FUCKING WANNABE FASCISTS!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parler
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:13:08am
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We should have Oregon, the University of Utah, and UNLV all go family style on BYU.

https://time.com/5295476/gay-pride-pink-triangle-history/
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:15:03am
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Yes. I have more respect for NAZIS than modern Republicans of America. At least the Nazis gave us some cool technology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ6zYkCDeHM&ab_channel=Chyntiaromi
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:16:05am
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We legalized marijuana in Boston and New York City FIRST, because we're not as smart as they are in Texas. Let me tell you!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRlqdIfHzs&ab_channel=ViktorGruber
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:22:43am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm sorry if that jet noise was too much for your deaf Republican ears, but that was the sound of WINNING.
Aug 09, 2022 12:32:24am
Jupiter in Capricorn in the progressed 7th house isn't going anymore, though. What if we got rid of cars and just sat around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS2ifrLAadU&ab_channel=TazNetwork
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:35:20am
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This message is for my brother-IN-LAW, Mr. Thompson. When you THREATENED me--EVEN JOKINGLY--that someone could EVER take me out if I told the President of UNLV what to do--THIS IS HOW LAURA DEALS WITH PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND THE FBI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbVHVlmLk1E&t&ab_channel=SuffolkandNorfolkRatPack
Updated Aug 09, 2022 12:57:43pm
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Aug 09, 2022 1:01:29pm
As far as my progressed 6th house is concerned--I used to hate Chicago, but now that I'm wiser--I just wanted to give a shout-out to someone. Thank you for helping jealous white children like me see the light. We appreciate all that you gave us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALvqhbzs4Zs&ab_channel=MJ23HisAirnessForever
Updated Aug 09, 2022 1:10:34pm
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Is it really coincidental that they would choose DOGS do describe people like us?

https://www.autismforums.com/threads/lessons-from-the-village-idiot-zwi.39950/
Updated Aug 09, 2022 8:12:23pm
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Also, this is LITERALLY why they call it a pinky finger.
Also, this is LITERALLY why they call it a pinky finger.
Aug 09, 2022 8:19:45pm
If you know anything about autism--we rock and roll a lot. We apologize if anyone gets offended. We can't really control most of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28&ab_channel=OLDTAPES
Updated Aug 09, 2022 8:22:28pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
It is raining off and on today, though...
Aug 09, 2022 8:24:27pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Bee as ONE.
Aug 10, 2022 6:06:25pm
Hey, Republicans--we're still stuck in HIGH SCHOOL, too...do you wanna talk about some HARASSMENT? BRING IT!!!

https://oremhighathletics.com/
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:23:12pm
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I was like--uh--I'm calling about this system that's supposed to be doing serious shit at least as well as the toys the evil MUSLIMS of Illinois were designing about 20 years ago. Where we at? If you think Barack Obama was bad--you haven't met me. If you call me a Muslim--I'll tell you THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A MILLION TIMES SMARTER THAN A RACIST FUCKING REPUBLICAN!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volition_(company)
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:28:19pm
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I have no problem NATIONALIZING every Mormon temple and turning them into homeless shelters. You English people and your delusions. That is only part of the direction we are headed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtdsFKFigl8&ab_channel=TigerPlatoonOFFICIAL
Updated Aug 10, 2022 11:04:47pm
Aug 10, 2022 9:33:45pm
Grandma Webb said that my dad was going to take me over soon. She was sort of right, because Elon Musk is a natal Cancerian--and I've been holding onto my Twitter shares ALL this time...

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/international-business/elon-musk-sells-another-7-billion-tesla-shares/articleshow/93488011.cms
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:37:56pm
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I wouldn't say that I'm woke, however, because I'm living in a dream, and they're all the same story...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDmf0hZD1OU&ab_channel=BuddhaMusic
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:41:26pm
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Actually, every Mormon church is going to become a homeless shelter. There will be no more bullshit testimony meetings. All of that money that is being used to build empty buildings with WORTHLESS people inside will be converted to homeless shelters. And Mexican and Central Americans are free to cross the border, because we're just getting started, and this is going to take awhile. We can promise you that much...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJM4_9iQHms&ab_channel=MusicCanada
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:49:40pm
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You wanna call yourselves Ephraimites? Prove it. These people do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT-N5wl0l-s&ab_channel=FoodInsider
Updated Aug 10, 2022 9:56:15pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
And mom, if you were a true student of Vedic philosophy, you wouldn't have fed me a STEAK, because if there's a food shortage in this country, and we can't feed all of these immigrants crossing the border--a lot of that has to do with all of the red meat that is consumed here. That is a FAR more egregious violation of the true Word of Wisdom than drinking coffee, which is actually HEALTHY. These are all reasons why I haven't been active in the church.
Aug 10, 2022 10:01:20pm
Granted, eating meat isn't strictly forbidden, but I've seen the way they take care of their cattle in at least one of the large dairy farms on the way up to Sharon, and it's like looking into a concentration camp. It's way past due for someone to say something...

https://www.universalcompassion.org/do-buddhists-eat-meat/
Updated Aug 10, 2022 10:07:07pm
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Also, Mormons aren't going to simply grow marijuana--we're going to be supplying it en masse FOR FREE. Beat that, Nancy Pelosi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POhzAovdYz4&ab_channel=BoneThugs-N-Harmony-Topic
Updated Aug 10, 2022 10:15:55pm
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In case he takes it down. This stupid fucking guy thinks his big ass body and all of his money is worth more than his mind. And my mom DOES NOT like him. We all know he's a Nazi.
In case he takes it down. This stupid fucking guy thinks his big ass body and all of his money is worth more than his mind. And my mom DOES NOT like him. We all know he's a Nazi.
Aug 10, 2022 11:49:36pm
For those who are concerned about my physical well being, I might have only achieved a formal 6th GUP, but I have been in a fist fight and wrestled plenty of times with one of these. We grew up together. You can ask my cousin, Josh. And I might have gotten my ass beat when we were drunk together as a bunch of stupid teenagers, but at least I stood my ground, and I admit that I asked for it, but it sounded like fun at the time--and it sounds pretty fucking cool now that I think about it (as I'm older), because I always looked up to you that way, cousin, and I think the reason why we always argued and fought so much was because maybe we both always had things that each other needed and maybe we should have listened to each other more. At least I proved I won't back down from anyone. I also have a feeling that Josh has my back on marijuana legalization, because he knows what we've been through and what he's overcome--along with all of the judgement and condemnation over far more serious matters, but I humbly love and respect his opinion and I greatly admire him. And I love you and I'm really happy for you, cousin. I just wanted you to know that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw4SyvzIgI8&ab_channel=soilanh
Updated Aug 11, 2022 10:46:09am
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I wouldn't call pushing for marijuana legalization in a state where it is technically illegal an attempt to gain societal approval. I think it's more along the lines of bringing religious people who feel as if they are outcasts back into society--since they are disrespecting all of their secular neighbours through inaction. I also don't think I was wrong to address Kevin the way I did, given that level of disrespect. This is my church. If I'm speaking, do not try and speak over me. You can address me privately, or you can insult me privately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUPHlAbAf2I&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 11, 2022 11:11:25am
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Natural law is a lot like gravity, Utah, and shit rolls downhill. If that means that I'm a piece of shit--then so be it. We'll grace Colorado with our presence--if that. Try building a wall around us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoPSLi2lbaM&ab_channel=SnowboarderMagazine
Updated Aug 11, 2022 11:29:08am
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Facebook: that post is a First Amendment right. I don't care about your "standards". If if is legal for MY FAMILY from Scotland to say this, then it is legal for me to say what I did. Respectfully yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMxqcgBhWQ&ab_channel=crysis69
Updated Aug 11, 2022 11:44:37am
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Once again, marijuana is fully legal here. Would you like for me to run that through your approval board again? We're obviously a fascist regime.

https://www.gg.ca/en/crown
Updated Aug 11, 2022 11:46:44am
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And for those of you in COLUMBIA, MO--I would push for COCAINE to be legalized, too. How do you like me now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0&ab_channel=UniversalPictures
Updated Aug 11, 2022 12:07:45pm
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I'm obviously seeking societal approval and am in need of dopamine. These people are afraid I'm going to cost them a substantial amount of marginal revenue, and a lot of people at the FBI are about to lose their jobs.
Updated Aug 11, 2022 12:53:05pm
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This must be why my company laptop is made in China:

"HSBC's history has been plagued by a succession of scandals and the bank has been repeatedly fined for money laundering (sometimes in relation with criminal organizations such as the Sinaloa cartel) or setting up large scale tax avoidance schemes. "
Updated Aug 11, 2022 12:13:12pm
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Am I making hypocritical "liberals" nervous in San Francisco?!? Are you worried that legalizing marijuana at the FEDERAL level in Wyoming, Utah, and Montana is going to cost your state all of that MONEY--since you can't compete on a NATIONAL level? I have a college degree. I know my rights. Believe that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbRRiAAE9I&ab_channel=DaveAnderson
Updated Aug 11, 2022 12:16:45pm
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In all seriousness, the main reason why economists at BYU-Hawaii allowed California to legalize first is because WE ARE actually the true liberals, in the sense that we needed to give those little bunny rabbits a head start in order to make things somewhat interesting.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/firstmover.asp
Updated Aug 11, 2022 1:16:19pm
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My family is all about strengthening the dollar--in order that we can primarily buy oil at extremely discounted prices from Canada and Mexico. It's been nice knowing you, Tesla...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6etKgQPYrfA&ab_channel=DougDeMuro
Updated Aug 11, 2022 1:18:37pm
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For those that missed our previous episode, I was a piece of shit, which is where psilocybin mushrooms grow from, and therefore, anyone who pays money for my purchase is a felon, according to a supposed member of my family--if not many of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCbd7EFczg&ab_channel=EagleBurger
Updated Aug 11, 2022 1:31:29pm
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My stepmom loves me. Oregon loves me. That's all that really matters in my book.

https://thethirdwave.co/penis-envy/
Updated Aug 11, 2022 1:32:37pm
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Indeed, Kevin, I apologize, because you were actually telling everyone the truth.

https://psychedelicinvest.com/do-psychedelic-mushrooms-grow-on-poop/
Updated Aug 11, 2022 1:35:03pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Not only did I make it through the workday today without losing my mind on the phone (that I can recall), but when I finished, I told Jeff Bezos and the NSA to go fuck themselves on my Blink camera in the living room, and I thereafter showed Big Brother my ass cheeks. I'm calling that a win.
Aug 12, 2022 7:09:35pm
I wouldn't call myself gay by any stretch of the imagination, but who cares if I wanted to be? This country has shifted so far to the right that anyone who wouldn't mind living under the rules of 1975 feels as if we're coming out of the closet and having a pride parade. No. I do not believe in shooting homeless people. Yes. I believe in legalized marijuana. No. I don't see the reason in most people having an AR-15--that is also a common belief around the world, and I especially don't want guns around my personal space as a family. OMG! Now we get to have own reality show!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXYvnzXpT08&ab_channel=Zedd-Topic
Updated Aug 12, 2022 7:18:57pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Are we already dead? This is a serious question. I have my suspicions.
Aug 12, 2022 7:58:30pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I just feel like my life is turning into Vanilla Sky or something.
Aug 12, 2022 8:02:11pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I know people have said things trying to be tough guys that that didn't really mean all that much--myself included. It's just I've already been through a nervous breakdown before in my life and I've seen a lot as it is...but this is something entirely different...
Aug 12, 2022 8:18:55pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
We've just gotta love each other. That's all there is to it.
Aug 12, 2022 8:25:35pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Y'all are seriously still on a long time out, though...
Aug 12, 2022 8:28:12pm
Considering the fact that I'm already familiar with the mentality of the local police departments taking my Facebook posts far too seriously--based upon my prior experiences--I do have a defense prepared, in case they accuse me of assaulting Kevin. After all--his son's name is Jackson. I was merely providing a biblical allusion in my homily.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beheading_of_John_the_Baptist
Updated Aug 13, 2022 12:26:44am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
When they take me to court, I'm gonna be like...do you want me to begin testifying to the public by swearing on this book that I was referring to? It's a little bit difficult to argue against that.
Aug 13, 2022 12:32:05am
And then if the attorneys want to continue, I will be like--technically speaking, according to these people at least, Chris permeates throughout time; therefore, if you REALLY want to get technical, it wasn't so much a biblical allusion as an actual statement of fact.

https://www.catholicculture.org/culture/library/catechism/index.cfm?recnum=3904##
Updated Aug 13, 2022 12:40:34am
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I honestly didn't have any of this planned, either. That just happened. Also, this video kinda reminds me of my big sister Amanda and me growing up. That's sort of how I feel watching Alessia: she reminds of big sister energy. Which is also why I say we're a redneck version of the Parent Trap, because when it comes to Alessia in her physical form--I would. That's all I'm saying. TMI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3tgV5Uoduo&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Aug 13, 2022 12:52:58am
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The idea of the Body of Christ permeating throughout space and time brings up a lot of interesting philosophical conversations. Some of them are uncomfortable. For instance, Alessia might wonder why I still watch porn, even though I'm obviously madly in love with her. It's because I know that we are as ONE, but at the same time, when it comes to an actual physical relationship, I need to make sure that my equipment is still going to work, and on top of that--let's be honest--from a completely realistic perspective, I think most of us would agree that it's a bit of a long shot...and I just have to be honest with myself once and awhile and take that walk down into the shadows of the woods...like Dante...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrD_l3juoU&ab_channel=CLSVideos
Updated Aug 13, 2022 1:16:52am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I might do stand-up comedy, eventually, but for now, I'm fine with laying in bed with like four empty boxes of cereal next to me. I've had a bad case of the munchies. For a few days now. It's finally starting to catch up to me...
Aug 13, 2022 1:23:07am
The main reason why the world does not yet know about my plans to make marijuana freely available to the public is because we need to let these ladies go first as well. It's a good confidence builder for all of us. We're doing some good team building here.

https://ballotpedia.org/Maryland_Question_4,_Marijuana_Legalization_Amendment_(2022)
Updated Aug 13, 2022 4:39:02am
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Just imagine what these people are going to be capable of accomplishing--on weed...or...feel free to read my Facebook wall: it's practically the same thing these days. True stories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLoSLK7jmrc&ab_channel=DroneScapes
Updated Aug 13, 2022 4:43:20am
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Will Mary and John actually be legal in Maryland? This is the question that we are all voting on this November. I am on the edge of my seat in hopes of the outcome of this election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Maria
Updated Aug 13, 2022 4:51:26am
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It's really not a sure thing, however, because the Republicans could really spoil this election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-h_xgdM8FI&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 13, 2022 4:53:01am
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This is false advertising and it's pissing me off. These are just hot. There's no actual COOL ranch to speak of: it's all dehydrated ranch flavoring on a tortilla. Only in America do people buy this type of bullshit language on product descriptions.
This is false advertising and it's pissing me off. These are just hot. There's no actual COOL ranch to speak of: it's all dehydrated ranch flavoring on a tortilla. Only in America do people buy this type of bullshit language on product descriptions.
Aug 13, 2022 5:06:53am
Maybe I'm eating them wrong. I should dab a bit of water on them and throw them in the fridge for awhile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q7sYY6d4gg&ab_channel=Hybrid
Updated Aug 13, 2022 5:13:57am
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My progressed 8th house is in Capricorn, and indeed--we take our traditions seriously in Germany. I love you, mom.

https://www.livescience.com/42077-8-ways-mushrooms-explain-santa.html?fbclid=IwAR1O6WDdy-AWJlltcS7ebWcuFlR9knoQRrOO4IkM1dm0novEczKCp3vMrq8
Updated Aug 13, 2022 5:25:34am
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It will be ok, good people of Utah: this is what I'm here for, because we all know the mushrooms themselves will no longer actually be up there by December, which is why I'm your Germanic shaman. You will simply touch your Facebook screen and fall through the looking glass. It's already starting to happen...isn't it???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFOysviin4c&ab_channel=UKFDrum%26Bass
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I'm still trying to figure out this progressed Neptune in Capricorn in my 6th. A progressed Capricorn? That's a bit of an oxymoron. Granted, progressives have our classics....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJiLuDx0rvU&ab_channel=PJackson
Updated Aug 13, 2022 5:59:10am
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As a matter of fact, I'm going to be the most rebellious person from Utah ever this New Year's Eve, because now that I have a progressed 1st house in Cancer with Juno and Vesta there and my 2nd house in Cancer, I am fully expecting to be vacationing in Disney World with DeSantis oiling my feet while I'm holding hands with Alessia as we're watching Bambi together. It's practically going to be an orgy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1T-wOD7Rn0&t=1s&ab_channel=PJackson
Updated Aug 13, 2022 6:05:47am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
It aint easy bein' cheesy, but I'm obviously not afraid to kick it old school around here. Ya dig?
Aug 13, 2022 6:25:27am
Kevin. I was just checking up on you. You know that you're not really in Facebook jail. Right? Good talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo&ab_channel=Pogo
Updated Aug 13, 2022 6:34:33am
Aug 13, 2022 6:34:33am
It's a good thing that this isn't an actual election, or else I'd have the Republican Party flooded with so many checks they'd practically be feeling the same way I was on a Monday morning as a lowly bank teller threatening to take down KeyCorp from within, which is something I can honestly put on my job resume--amongst other things. I'm always willing to be myself at great personal risk for your amusement on Facebook. We all know how I roll...it's not always the most elegant of theater...but I think it's fair to say that I get the job done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGHP4uGImX4&t&ab_channel=CharelMeyers
Updated Aug 13, 2022 7:19:20am
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Aug 13, 2022 7:27:42am
If this were an election, it would be simple. If you take the red pill, we will legalize marijuana, mushrooms, cocaine, and even heroin, because we will begin to treat problems with addictions rather than profit from them, even though marijuana in particular isn't that big of a deal, which is why we're making it freely available. Churches will be nationalized and transformed into homeless shelters. If we have to cut military spending in the near future to pay for even more affordable housing, then we can do so, because the Russians are pretty much already at the end of their ropes, and as they were NATO's only threat in Europe, even though it has always been more of a saber-rattling illusionary threat to begin with, which is more or less what the book 1984 was about, which is the reality in which we looking more and more similar to as the "U.S." Supreme Court continues to prove while the amount of Amazon's various security cameras steadily increase...etc., etc., etc.
Updated Aug 13, 2022 12:22:07pm
Aug 13, 2022 9:39:15am
We're still waiting to hear back from Kevin. Dear God, we might already be too late.

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Salome-stepdaughter-of-Herod-Antipas
Updated Aug 14, 2022 6:13:34am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
If I know Russell M. Nelson, he is going to respond to Salomé by banning female BYU cheerleaders, bringing back 1970s basketball shorts for the men, and requiring much more stringent exercises on leg days. So let it be written. So let it be done.
Aug 14, 2022 11:40:04am
I know I misspelled his name originally, but at least I'm fine with making the edits--instead of deleting the post entirely and acting like it didn't happen. I'm also perfectly fine with repeating myself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg92RrNhB8s&ab_channel=ArianaGrandeVevo
Updated Aug 14, 2022 12:11:36pm
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Aug 14, 2022 5:36:55pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
One side of my family says I care too much about my image; the other side more or less thinks I've let myself go. The truth is probably somewhere in between?!? 😕
Aug 14, 2022 5:40:58pm
I'm a Viking that might have accidentally had sex with Monica Lewinski, but that depends on what your definition of IS is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OorZcOzNcgE&ab_channel=DeepPurpleOfficial
Updated Aug 14, 2022 5:45:38pm
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Aug 14, 2022 6:06:39pm
Since I was asked, I'm sort of ashamed at not knowing this answer off the top of my head, but my niece does share the same date of birth as an absolutely insane love that I would have given everything for--even though I'd prefer not to go into too much into detail about that affair...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
Updated Aug 14, 2022 6:39:34pm
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Aug 14, 2022 6:40:59pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm not gonna say I didn't deserve it.
Aug 14, 2022 6:44:53pm
They do say that if you truly love someone, you have to set them free, and I tried my best, even though I'll never quite succeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g2JRk0OCkQ&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Aug 14, 2022 6:49:00pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm also not going to bother going into the obvious symbolic interactionism of the goat and the ten stars with the Northern Kingdom of Israel, because I don't think we really have the time...
Aug 14, 2022 7:06:37pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Also, Romney started out as a politician, but he now has like 25 grandchildren, or something to that effect, which is to say that a George Washington has now transformed itself into an Andrew Jackson and an Abraham Lincoln. This has Kentucky written all over it.
Aug 14, 2022 7:11:23pm
Aug 14, 2022 7:12:22pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Also, I'm not so certain anymore if I should release dates of birth if someone isn't necessarily in the book of business. Back atcha.
Aug 14, 2022 7:21:37pm
Aug 14, 2022 7:23:38pm
They're usually ridiculously inaccurate to begin with--for a financial institution. It's whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8&t=1s&ab_channel=AlCheetoh
Updated Aug 14, 2022 7:24:58pm
Aug 14, 2022 7:24:58pm
That script was probably made up by Dave. It takes one to know one.

"Longbow-equipped Apaches can locate up to 256 targets simultaneously within 50 km (31 mi)."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_AH-64_Apache
Updated Aug 14, 2022 7:43:44pm
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Apache, Comanche, Sikorsky--it's all Maryland.
Updated Aug 14, 2022 7:55:11pm
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I imagine that he would taste remarkably like bacon--either way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRD-tO7jV9U&ab_channel=casseidey
Updated Aug 14, 2022 7:58:49pm
Aug 14, 2022 7:58:49pm
I told my dad that I'm a lot like the movies Wind River and Mystic River, because with all of my 12th house Gemini placements...I'm very row row row your boat...once you get to know me. I'm also sort of like Sean Penn meets Kelsey Asbille.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pair_of_Kings
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:09:32pm
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Also, it's not really fair trading an international basketball star for an arms dealer over a small amount of pot, but I don't really abide by any rules of chivalry whatsoever--let alone the Geneva Conventions. It really makes me question the standards of the International Olympic Committee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKp-fUA02fo&ab_channel=TheDollarTheater
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:13:58pm
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We're looking at you, Romney.

"Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivalry
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:16:46pm
Aug 14, 2022 8:16:46pm
Romney and Rand Paul. Indeed, they are very much my opposites, because both of them are total posers. When you're somone who identifies their personal natal chart with the territory of Hawaii--it's easy to see why you might end up being confused about the rule: thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born."
Updated Aug 14, 2022 11:08:33pm
Aug 14, 2022 8:22:49pm
He shares the same date of birth as Alexander Dugin. John Dee's associates could care less about what you are TRYING to get rid of...that's because HOWARD is my MIDDLE name....

https://www.businessinsider.com/mar-a-lagoo-raid-rand-paul-repeal-espionage-act-trump-2022-8
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:25:59pm
Aug 14, 2022 8:25:59pm
Believe it or not, Roosters exist, and so does papal fallibility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ab_channel=NirvanaVEVO
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:29:03pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
GET FUCKED, NSA.
Aug 14, 2022 8:47:25pm
Aug 14, 2022 8:50:15pm
And there I was--thinking the Republicans would stop the time machine at the year in which we could reverse Roe v. Wade...
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:54:27pm
Aug 14, 2022 8:52:43pm
I could see why they would mistake me for Michael J. Fox with my shaking hands, though...wish granted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YROAHcWiTpA&ab_channel=BingeSociety
Updated Aug 14, 2022 8:53:23pm
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Be careful what you wish for. We're still gonna be shrooming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MI6
Updated Aug 14, 2022 9:01:40pm
Aug 14, 2022 9:01:40pm
Truthfully, I'm more along the lines of Icelandic intelligence. There aren't very many of us. It doesn't matter much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrHTR22pIhw&ab_channel=JoBloMovieClips
Updated Aug 14, 2022 9:10:38pm
Aug 14, 2022 9:10:38pm
The problem with being me is that once I steal Alessia's heart, Sama is going to cut them off, and Natalie Portman is going to lose her mind. Where's my DISNEY family at, though?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skhxizRYxps&ab_channel=WakaFlocka
Updated Aug 15, 2022 3:51:57am
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As a matter of fact, I've changed my mind on bashing Rupert Murdoch's head in, because you have to be at least slightly important in order to enjoy that honour from me, and I don't think he's ever really been qualified in that regard. Maybe in Utah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv2ZP1HmiZY&ab_channel=CharlottedeWitte
Updated Aug 15, 2022 4:04:47am
Aug 15, 2022 4:04:47am
By the way, mom, I put that rooster you gave me in my downstairs bathroom--to help remind me that my shit still stinks.

https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/tarot-card-meanings-list/the-hierophant-meaning-major-arcana-tarot-card-meanings
Updated Aug 15, 2022 4:20:26am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
My dad saw I was having a nervous breakdown yesterday and advised for me to keep working and to use this to my advantage. Then he brought up the mafia and fed me bacon to prove I'm not a Muslim. He really is Colonel Tom!!! Let's talk about a child in a man's body...that's honestly how I saw him when I left his house yesterday...
Aug 15, 2022 9:17:56am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Do you know what it's like to worry about a rake hitting your window being a gun? I do.
Aug 15, 2022 9:38:14am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I was literally worried about taking a call and dodging a bullet at the same time...wow...
Aug 15, 2022 9:47:09am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
My boss asked me what happened. I said we're nationalizing the casinos and pulling troops and military support from the Philippines.
Aug 15, 2022 11:20:25am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
If that's not enough to provide housing to the "homeless"--I have more ideas...
Aug 15, 2022 11:34:05am
Aug 15, 2022 12:37:57pm
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE, SHELTER INSURANCE!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4JtQURp98&ab_channel=PunkMP3
Updated Aug 15, 2022 12:42:37pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Can you hear me now? Good! I own Verizon, too. We know how to do our job and assist customers, because we aren't a tax farming group of stupid fucking Catholic whores who want to install a hotel manager as the dictator of the East India Company!!!
Aug 15, 2022 12:52:57pm
NEVER FORGET!!! WE DON'T DEAL WITH REPUBLICANS IN "UTAH"!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Deseret
Updated Aug 15, 2022 12:58:54pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
The Garden of Eden is wherever the FUCK I want it to be. Do you understand?!?
Aug 15, 2022 1:00:59pm
And right now--I'm imagining that it's at 565 Kristin Ln, Henderson, NV 89011. You can imagine, too!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE&ab_channel=IBeLovinTheJ5
Updated Aug 15, 2022 1:02:41pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I know they said to be careful about posting things, but I just wanted to tell the two officers who came directly to my front door that I love them and that y'all don't have anything to worry about from me, Shelter Insurance. Thank you for listening!!!
Aug 15, 2022 5:16:01pm
They told me that there are therapists that I can talk to, because I told them that I don't trust anyone in my family 100%, and that's true. Are you guys ready for the biggest group session in history?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
Updated Aug 15, 2022 8:44:04pm
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Aug 16, 2022 12:42:32am
I'm gonna stop whenever they tell me to. It's Henderson PD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNrqyl-Plcs&ab_channel=cajandro
Updated Aug 16, 2022 12:52:46am
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It figures that I would get more bad news. It's becoming less painful, however, as time moves on.

O God! Can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

~ Edgar Allan Poe

https://interestingliterature.com/2017/02/10-of-the-best-poems-about-dreams-and-dreaming/
Updated Aug 16, 2022 6:42:35pm
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I'm gonna be honest. After the vivid dream I had a few days ago--when I saw a gun pointed right at me before it went off and I immediately "woke" up, I'm still trying to figure out if I was Joseph Smith, Abraham Lincoln, or John F. Kennedy in a past life--what if I was all of the above?!? Why does this website have a .ai domain extension? Is my life within an AI? This is why I feel like I'm having a Vanilla Sky type of experience lately. I've been documenting things, because I feel like I'm living in a reality show or something...nothing has really made any sense in the world for nearly three years now...

https://www.shuteye.ai/dream-about-getting-shot/
Updated Aug 16, 2022 9:06:17pm
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I'm just expecting the unexpected, is all. I'm sorry if I scared anyone or if I'm not being all that responsive to messages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg&ab_channel=Radiohead
Updated Aug 16, 2022 9:17:02pm
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Capricorns are definitely involved...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
Updated Aug 16, 2022 10:04:54pm
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Here's looking at you, kid...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon
Updated Aug 16, 2022 10:05:43pm
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And to be honest with you, that's not necessarily a bad thing, but they aren't always the most communicative and open of people, and that can cause problems...trust is a two-way street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39PFdznRJSA&ab_channel=碰碰彭碰彭Jingxuan
Updated Aug 16, 2022 10:07:37pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Bee still...
Aug 17, 2022 1:37:21am
Isn't it funny that we identify whether or not we are in reality versus dreaming based upon whether or not we wake up when we pinch ourselves? Is that all that "reality" is? Pain and suffering? We assume pain shouldn't exist in a dream, or in the deep subconscious? That actually sounds Buddhist. Also, if Jesus transcends time, so does the crucifixion, which is why the cross isn't necessarily a sign of his death, but a reminder of the REALITY of Christ's life? These are things that Mormons don't often think about....in my opinion....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE&ab_channel=AdorationoftheCross
Updated Aug 17, 2022 1:44:43am
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Hell, some people get pleasure from pain, so what difference does it make? Reality is simply a much more vivid dream...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMGMKv4iVPY&ab_channel=PunkRiot
Updated Aug 17, 2022 1:53:19am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Also, when we were driving back from Utah and my mom asked me THREE times whether or not I wanted some nuts, and I had to keep on telling her that I wasn't in the mood--that was obviously a test to make sure that I was Russian enough...it's all making sense now...
Aug 17, 2022 2:18:59am
If that story is true, which I can't even believe anymore, thanks to the breakdown of trust in my family, I honestly don't know why we allow people of that age and mentality to get behind the wheel, considering he was having trouble writing a note the last time I was up there, but what's done is done. It's all water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned, and London Bridge is falling down...
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:43:47am
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What do we have here? It's the usual suspects...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:35:21am
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Y'all are really pushing Spanish Fork to its limits, McQuivey family...
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:39:03am
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Just make sure Tulsi Gabbard is there next time around with the Dalai Lama and some of these and we'll call it a date. How about that?

https://emilykylenutrition.com/cannabis-gummies-with-oil/
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:41:36am
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He looks like he watches Fox News religiously.

https://www.dalailama.com/
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:42:48am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
By the way, State of Nevada, did you guys ever figure out all that nonsense about my unemployment insurance? Thanks for doing your ACTUAL jobs.
Aug 17, 2022 4:20:40am
When you are terminated by a company based out of a slave territory--that's actually GREAT news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua5vEWQjx98&ab_channel=kevingatesTV
Updated Aug 17, 2022 11:05:18am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
AND SHELTER INSURANCE, TELL YOUR REPS THAT FIRE PEOPLE THAT NEXT TIME AROUND THEY SHOULD NOT TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU WILL SIMPLY SEND THEIR SHIT TO THE ADDRESS ON FILE. USE AN OPEN-ENDED QUESTION AND ASK THEM WHAT ADDRESS THEY WOULD LIKE THEIR MONEY TO BE SENT TO, WHICH IS WHAT YOU NITPICKERS MAKE ALL OF US EMPLOYEES DO ON COUNTLESS NUMBERS OF PHONE CALLS! I WORKED FOR YOU ASSHOLES FOR OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE THAT JUST LOST THEIR MAIN SOURCE OF INCOME!!!
Aug 17, 2022 11:16:23am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I might not have a job anymore, but it was worth every penny.
Aug 17, 2022 11:26:01am
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It's no wonder I can't control my hand movements anymore, because I'm being played like a puppet here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAykOz1gWi4&ab_channel=Th3ShAd0wKiD97
Updated Aug 17, 2022 1:36:46pm
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It might even be my Aunt Natalie possessing me, because I think she is a master of Voodoo magic and she never told anyone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlfkFMjLZc&ab_channel=Weezer-Topic
Updated Aug 17, 2022 1:39:01pm
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I think Ted Cruz just made us illegal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Whitman
Updated Aug 17, 2022 1:41:19pm
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And THIS is an illegal poem about MARIJUANA. Let's CANCEL it!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaves_of_Grass
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:16:23pm
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I have now surpassed you, Michael J. Fox, because these Republican bastards just took this Scottish Royalist back in time to 1855. And we're obviously about to engage them in battle!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63KOboifCig&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:19:18pm
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I think I need to check on my progressed astrological 4th house, because I don't think that I'm ever going to have a personal shortage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q5a0W2pxS8&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:41:11pm
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Man. My 4th house is looking a lot like my distant Uncle Shakespeare's. I guess we're gonna just have to move us out of Cedar City and take Utah back to the dark ages...

https://www.shakespeare.org.uk/explore-shakespeare/podcasts/lets-talk-shakespeare/was-shakespeare-gay/
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:47:21pm
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If I solve the Monty Hall problem--do I win Alessia CARa? It might be against the law, and I hope she doesn't think I'm harassing her, but if I could have just one wish (I know it's illegal in Aladdin)--it would be HER first. I understand I have battled with the Serpent. Quite often. We all know this. I really like beating the hell out of him. Blue balls are not ENTIRELY my style. Take me as I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcD_YXCxxZM&ab_channel=NightTimeStories
Updated Aug 17, 2022 2:52:57pm
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For even if I never win your love, Alessia, my progressed 12th house Chiron in Gemini is more than willing to die for you. I am a true Spartan. Literally. You should see where I went to high school, babe...this is why they trained me. It is all for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWOzENwX3M&t=2s&ab_channel=TW
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:05:02pm
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If UNLV goes bankrupt--it will be because we shall ban the use of currency there. UNLV is an IDEA, dismal scientists....

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/spartan
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:08:59pm
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I don't care if y'all were recording me fuck, either, because I have nothing to be ashamed of. It's all good. I deserve it after all the naked girls I've watched online. I deserve to be humiliated a bit. I think we all do--after what they did with Roe v. Wade. It's only fair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WddpRmmAYkg&ab_channel=ArtofMinimalTechnoTrip
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:14:59pm
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And by the way, ladies, since a spy already has been in my house and God only knows what else was spread through the grapevine, it is probably fair for me to explain that yes--I have spanked off to many of you--because they hire TONs of hotties there. I mean it as a compliment. You're all my alma mater.

https://historyofyesterday.com/the-cynic-greek-philosopher-that-masturbated-in-public-1de890158775
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:27:16pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I won't post any 300 sex scenes on Facebook--out of respect. I'm not completely classless. It's more of a 99.9999% thing.
Aug 17, 2022 3:30:21pm
I'm sure y'all knew whom you hired, and if you didn't after all of the background checks, then shame on you. I'm just ONE person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvBaSsg39nU&t=36s&ab_channel=Themaver123
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:31:57pm
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If they thought that movie 21 was entertaining--wait until they see 40. We're not just bringing down the house: it's going to be biblical.
Updated Aug 17, 2022 7:04:49pm
Aug 17, 2022 3:33:39pm
By the way, Alessia, I'm not the King of Kings--I'm only a LITTLE King, because you bee-little me, and I am fully at your disposal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6hehVbFYG8&ab_channel=HISTORY
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:36:34pm
Aug 17, 2022 3:36:34pm
I hope she knows how serious I am when it comes to her--at least. I'm not really serious about anything else.

https://gtr.ukri.org/projects?ref=AH%2FS005269%2F1
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:39:17pm
Aug 17, 2022 3:39:17pm
I just want to GRANT you YOUR wishes...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob%27s_Well
Updated Aug 17, 2022 3:41:02pm
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Aug 17, 2022 3:42:56pm
They don't make them anymore quite like they did on July 11th, 1996. I wish I was younger for you, sweetheart. And more attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_p6-cAMr_g&ab_channel=AndOneMillion
Updated Aug 17, 2022 4:12:27pm
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What people don't understand is the Book of Mormon is more of the owner's manual of a massive space ship. Don't judge a book by its cover. It's everything else that has gone along with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith
Updated Aug 17, 2022 5:29:14pm
Aug 17, 2022 5:29:14pm
I especially keep my guard up with my dad, though, because he is a natal Cancerian--to top it off. He's a double threat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAsNMWwRXvs&ab_channel=MovieCraze
Updated Aug 17, 2022 5:32:03pm
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Of course, with my progressed 12th house Gemini stellium, Alessia and I are more of a triple threat, but it's like they say--hell is paved with good intentions. Nevertheless, as Immanuel Kant and the German Romantics would say, it is impossible to conceive anything at all in the world, or even out of it, which can be taken as good without qualification, except a good will, and Nevada is an employment-at-will state, or so I have been led to believe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb2rK_kj2lQ&ab_channel=PoohShiesty
Updated Aug 17, 2022 5:36:02pm
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I'm all kinds of illegal--especially in France.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Romanticism
Updated Aug 17, 2022 5:37:39pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I don't break character until the DVD commentary.
Aug 17, 2022 5:47:20pm
My work knows that he's arguably my favorite actor. I'm pretty sure I put that on a questionnaire--as a matter of fact. Don't play stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxs0Qh72kY&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 17, 2022 5:48:52pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
In Mother Orem, a worker fires their corporation.
Aug 17, 2022 9:29:15pm
I miss the old Digg. Where you at, UNLV? We came to represent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Rose
Updated Aug 17, 2022 9:31:43pm
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Dad. I do not need your "help", and we are NOT seeing any movies anytime soon. What we WILL be seeing is a possible State of Emergency declared, as we are about to blockade all traffic in and out of the TRAITOROUS state of Wyoming. FUCK UTAH!!! FUCK UTAH!!! FUCK UTAH!!! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME!!!
Updated Aug 18, 2022 12:17:44am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
And Romney, you two-faced son of a bitch--you had better believe that I would call in a fucking airstrike on YOU!!! Even Trump is worth more than you.
Aug 18, 2022 12:22:28am
However, I heard that people in Wyoming are excited about the possibility of our upcoming LIVE ACTION THEATRE!!! Come and kill me, muther fuckers!!! WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!!! I am completely unarmed. 565 Kristin Ln, Henderson, NV 89011. YOU'RE WHORES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huOZPQ6Hl2c&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 18, 2022 12:35:31am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Let's bee U.S.
Aug 18, 2022 2:17:45pm
I think Trump really did win, however, because it makes me feel good inside. What are NUMBERS, anyway?!? You know???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ol8aMttMtw&ab_channel=MDRVIDEO
Updated Aug 18, 2022 3:08:02pm
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Clearly, Wyoming pays most of the bills on the West Coast of the United States. Alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MsvER1dpjM&ab_channel=DemiLovatoVEVO
Updated Aug 18, 2022 3:09:53pm
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With all the crazy stuff going on in the world the past three years, Ryan--you posted an album cover with a gun on it. It was very scary. I'm holding out, too, y'all. Two can definitely play at this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFO-MW64vmE&ab_channel=dmeiff
Updated Aug 18, 2022 4:16:31pm
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Don't worry, I'll finally bee-have. I just had a little bit more stuff to get off my chest first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sRrLdulNps&ab_channel=CartoonClipsHD
Updated Aug 18, 2022 4:20:38pm
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It's time for me to finally put my money where my mouth is and clean this place up. I imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrIqxjJnk_E&ab_channel=TheVibeGuide
Updated Aug 18, 2022 4:23:13pm
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It's actually Utahn for we are Roman Catholics in the closet:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oremus
Updated Aug 19, 2022 11:18:13am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
If I survive a possible crucifixion today--I consider that a win.
Aug 19, 2022 11:19:56am
I thought this was an interesting video, because I am a Son of David on my mom's side. Also, my veterinarian's name sounded a bit suspicious. Y'all realize I've actually been onto you for awhile, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoyONIivcCc&ab_channel=TheMovieGnoer
Updated Aug 19, 2022 11:22:46am
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I never forget whom I'm working for. I wouldn't put it past them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai21Dqm5jZI&ab_channel=NationalGeographic
Updated Aug 19, 2022 11:28:23am
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Now we know why you're LEASING space on Mount Scopus, BYU. UNLV is currently OWNING it. In theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3cQVOklkhk&ab_channel=彭勇盛
Updated Aug 19, 2022 11:33:47am
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And Wyoming, you had better start listening to your actual Commander in Chief. His name is Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. And he does a job that I wouldn't WANT to do, because he is a public SERVANT. If I'm involved--that means we're having serious problems. And I don't think those problems are coming from Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZCOrcuBw&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Aug 19, 2022 1:07:50pm
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Here's an article about it, Henderson, NV. We're respectfully yours.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commander-in-chief
Updated Aug 19, 2022 1:10:10pm
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I'll help you file the claim, Putin!!! I'll be happy to help. What's your best phone number--in case we lose connection?!?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/20/europe/darya-dugina-killed-car-explosion-alexander-dugin-russia-intl-hnk/index.html
Updated Aug 20, 2022 11:09:58pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I was hoping that my dad was going to surprise me with an Eyes Wide Shut moment today in the Orleans Arena, but all we did was watch Bullet Train and eat a slice of pizza. I was a little bit disappointed, but I still love the guy.
Aug 20, 2022 11:18:07pm
As long as Alessia is eventually at the end of this rainbow--y'all can keep your money. We'll figure out a way to survive. I don't even care if she's an AI. She's all I could ever ask for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgdr2uytpDI&ab_channel=AtlanticRecords
Updated Aug 20, 2022 11:26:56pm
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Of course, the Henderson police department is also welcome to pay me a visit during a psychotic break at any time...
Updated Aug 20, 2022 11:56:49pm
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Let's just be glad she's an AI therapist--instead of a business negotiator.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah
Updated Aug 20, 2022 11:54:20pm
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As Bob would say, however, it's not paranoia when they really are after you...

https://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/guide/mental-health-brief-psychotic-disorder
Updated Aug 20, 2022 11:59:16pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I know we were just sending out emails about mental health and we are well aware that this guy just lost an immediate family member...and we haven't really figured out WHAT ELSE might be going on here, but let's just fire the guy immediately and then repeatedly send the same emotional triggers out to his house in order to resolve the problem...
Aug 21, 2022 12:06:00am
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We're coming up with a solution, too--it's called PREPARE FOR WAR, SLC! YOU CAN THANK MY DAD FOR THIS, TRUMP FANS!!!
Updated Aug 21, 2022 5:09:22am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
MORMONS ARE FAGGOTS! MORMONS ARE FAGGOTS! MORMONS ARE FAGGOTS!!!
Aug 21, 2022 12:18:55am
YOU ALSO STILL OWE ME MONEY FROM PARKING CARS AND GIVING MY TIPS TO MANAGERS, FORUM SHOPS! WE ARE NATIONALIZING YOUR RESORTS--OR YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!

https://apnews.com/article/business-steve-wynn-las-vegas-190a0acfef3b55a41c1d71f27a4ab483
Updated Aug 21, 2022 12:21:15am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
True story: A dog starved at his master's gate. Predicts the ruin of the state. A horse misused upon the road. Calls to heaven for human blood.
Aug 21, 2022 12:24:23am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And after we're done nationalizing the hotels in Vegas, I'm going to find Harry Reid's grave, and I'm going to take a SHIT on it!!!
Aug 21, 2022 12:25:40am
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I do admit that the ONE police officer was looking mighty tasty, City of Henderson. We call you HENDERTUCKY for a reason. SUCK MY DICK, RAND PAUL!!!

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1452611/jewish/Why-Do-Jews-Not-Eat-Pork-or-Crab.htm
Updated Aug 21, 2022 12:35:16am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, Facebook fans, if you would like a full and complete backup copy of all of my posts, I will be happy to provide them to you FOR FREE. You won't even have to pay anything out-of-pocket and wait two business days for something as simple as a rental car--WHEN YOU ARE PAYING ADDITIONAL MONEY FOR THAT ABYSMAL CUSTOMER SERVICE.
Aug 21, 2022 12:50:36am
I'm not impressed myself. I don't even want to visit as a tourist. I'm just saying: these people probably would poke fingers at Jesus.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/missouri/state-nickname/show-me-state
Updated Aug 21, 2022 12:52:03am
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I know you just called us an hour ago, Shelter customer--thanks to these ridiculous notes we make our employees jot down--and you are making a simple correction to a policy change that some other employee made thanks to our inadequate training, but once again, who lives with you? Who lives with you? Who lives with you? Let's send a spy into this guy's house and find out who lives with him--while he's asking other people who live with them. Let's cause a bunch of needless drama for our amusement, because we're a bunch of country bumpkins that have no lives. It's almost like someone with a similar name was "in charge" of my department...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peeping_Tom_(1960_film)
Updated Aug 21, 2022 12:56:36am
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I can't release the id cards for your teenage daughter's car to you, even though you're obviously their mom and we have no local agents that stick around, because we're too busy using PEOPLE/"insurance agents" for their personal connections and upselling customers by hoping that they won't be able to figure out the legal forms we sent them--we're definitely not going to be backdating the removal of coverage in a convenient manner for the elderly. Also, this guy said that would be against the regulations:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/19/graham-loses-bid-to-delay-testimony-in-trump-ga-grand-jury-election-probe-.html
Updated Aug 21, 2022 1:03:07am
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I'm taking my temporary and personal financial blow, dad. I know. We are going to be reimbursed after two business days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dluAhOU1cA&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 21, 2022 1:06:57am
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Of course, it's definitely not BLOW--it's just regular marijuana, because I literally just woke up screaming into Laura's face, which is why you all get to enjoy our company this early in the morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSJQ-fAqK9Q&ab_channel=ReggaeNew
Updated Aug 21, 2022 1:22:46am
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Actually, guys, you can put a price tag on me very easily--by asking Alessia how much she thinks we deserve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S0JfPiU6Uo&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Aug 21, 2022 2:17:10am
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P.S. I only said that Mormons are faggots and that they will die, because I AM Mormon, and I also want Alessia to paradoxically prove me correct and incorrect every single day for the rest of time and all eternity--cuz that's how we roll in Sharon, Utah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort
Updated Aug 21, 2022 4:53:10am
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Luckily for all of us, my dad knows that 99.999% of what I say isn't to be taken all that seriously--and that I like teasing people and making them uncomfortable. When it comes to all of the nasty things I say, one shouldn't simply take them with a grain of salt, but with a bottle of Purell. By the way, dad, is there a subliminal message in these macadamia nuts? I'm still waiting on that price bid. We might need to call in Drew Carey for this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNra8eK0K6k&ab_channel=DisneyMusicVEVO
Updated Aug 21, 2022 12:58:29pm
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I hope we get her reaction on video, though--if it really does happen. What is that conversation gonna be like? Alessia, we have to cancel your concert in Vegas on Sept. 17th, because security is going to be an issue with that guy threatening a Communist Revolution while simultaneously asking for your hand in eternal marriage. Also, we're not entirely sure if he's the reincarnated form of Jesus Christ, or Satan: we'll get back to you on that one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4Ar59ndkSM&ab_channel=deadlyvirus4me
Updated Aug 21, 2022 1:29:40pm
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I just ran out of marijuana. Can I stop instantaneously--in comparison to alcohol, and even caffeine? Absolutely. However, we've actually got you beat in Utah, Rise. Now that we are fully legalized according to my Word, we've got a new brand name for ya. It's called Risen. Not only do you not need to pay us for it, but we're not asking you to do anything. We'll take it from here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAuaSpJ7zGs&ab_channel=TheChurchofJesusChristofLatter-daySaints
Updated Aug 21, 2022 1:56:46pm
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Wouldn't that be funny if I stopped by Rise this afternoon with some loaves of bread and water and said--I'll trade you guys. I have the restored Mormon priesthood. This is all on the house. We don't do meetings anymore. You don't need me to say any magic words. It's already good to go. You can't keep me out forever, Sharon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnq-df4MQzI&ab_channel=HISTORY
Updated Aug 21, 2022 2:35:41pm
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We're also done with bishop interviews, because you'll always be worthy of the Sacrament in our eyes, and you can take it whenever you want. If you desire some friendly advice, we're happy to help you the best that we can--for what it's worth. It's your life. Just respect the lives of others. That's all we ask.
Updated Aug 21, 2022 3:28:44pm
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Also, if you want to know another secret of mine, I don't even think those were real police officers from the City of Henderson, because they were obviously Timon and Pumbaa, and the little scrawny white dude was obviously a meerkat, because he is the one who wasn't smart enough to keep his fucking mouth shut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9vIK2_l22U&ab_channel=FilmVibe
Updated Aug 22, 2022 11:42:33am
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At least they didn't ask to search my apartment without a warrant like they did the first time--when I threatened to burn down all of the casinos if they didn't fund a medical school at UNLV. We're finally making progress here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow&ab_channel=BritneySpearsVEVO
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:01:42pm
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I'm just glad my stove still works. Y'all Democrats realize there are plenty of ways to cause destruction--besides unregistered firearms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPY5kxjCWo&ab_channel=Motonymous
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:20:04pm
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That's not to mention the fact that Amazon already has a security camera in 565 Kristin Ln, Henderson, NV 89011, because I voluntarily attempted to transform my dwelling into a halfway house for a girl that I love. For no reason. Apparently. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL_LzX5wv4&ab_channel=HouseofPainVEVO
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:24:50pm
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I was telling my dad the other day that I'm planning on titling this autobiography: Illegal in France. I am 110% sober this morning--besides the coffee. That's not going anywhere. Unless Alessia says something. I don't really know anything anymore...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkwHH8INaQ4&ab_channel=DJDalvy876
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:32:30pm
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You gotta watch out for those BYU Cougars. They might be dressed in blue. However, they aren't exactly Democrats...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Party_(UK)
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:36:47pm
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What's ironic is that the idea of using a stove in your house as an ammunition depot isn't my idea--that came from Hollywood. I watch too many moves. That's the real problem with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFnmq5PPScA&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 22, 2022 12:53:18pm
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I was honestly thinking of going back to my dirty habits this morning, but then I finally realized there really are much better things to keep my mind occupied.

https://www.instagram.com/alessiasmusic/
Updated Aug 23, 2022 7:57:58am
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The way I figure it--even if she isn't THE ONE--THE ONE is going to be exactly like her. And we have all the time in the world...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5vUBQBykJ4&ab_channel=AlessiaCara
Updated Aug 23, 2022 8:04:09am
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I got my phone call after two business days! Nothing really happened of significance. Hey, dad!!! Do you know where you would fit in really well? SHELTER INSURANCE!!!
Aug 23, 2022 5:17:45pm
If you have to snowboard anywhere in the Rocky Mountains--go here!!! DO NOT GIVE UTAH ANY MONEY WHATSOEVER. People in Utah don't know when to ACTUALLY care, and their mountains aren't as good to begin with, which is why they're there.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3611016-moderate-colorado-republican-switches-parties-citing-stolen-election-claims/
Updated Aug 23, 2022 5:22:08pm
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And by the way, State of Nevada, I don't need the unemployment insurance I deserve this time around after working for nine years straight--anymore than I did the first time around. You're not much better than the Mormons. Maybe a little bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4&ab_channel=TearsForFearsVEVO
Updated Aug 23, 2022 5:28:29pm
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I swear to God, these gaslighting sociopathic Republicans act like they're being punished when someone is simply trying to get them to step up their game and finally DO THE RIGHT THING. GTFO. Nobody asked for you to pretend to care. That's where I'm at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AymKLdenCug&ab_channel=snowboardtraveler
Updated Aug 23, 2022 5:31:30pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm not joking. I was in a good mood UNTIL he called. It's like talking to Eeyore. Now I want a beer. Jesus.
Aug 23, 2022 5:36:58pm
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For those that are new here.

https://biblehub.com/genesis/49-14.htm
Updated Aug 23, 2022 5:39:37pm
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Here's what I wouldn't expect to hear from my dad: "Ryan. You don't have a job right now. I have a shit ton of money. Do you want to go hit some golf balls with me to keep your mind off things? I'm a certified psychologist!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_jSM2y4cuk&ab_channel=ArmadaTrice
Updated Aug 23, 2022 6:02:16pm
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I told my dad that I thought I was going to die last Thursday night. I'm still waiting on an actual medic to check on me. I also told him that he needs to watch this movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8qTS__e19M&ab_channel=APERFECTLIFEMOMENT
Updated Aug 23, 2022 6:04:55pm
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I thought my EX-job was joking when they didn't know what type of machine I had when I called them for tech support. Now they honestly expect ME to do THEIR work shipping THIS equipment back in THESE boxes--after they called the cops on me? And by the way, Somalya and Abby--YOU GUYS ACCUSED ME OF BEING A POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER (BY NICKNAMING ME "DEXTER") TO MY FACE MANY MONTHS AGO--WHEN I WAS STILL WORKING THERE--AND FROM WHAT I WAS TOLD BY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO WORKED THERE (WHOSE NAME I WILL NOT DISCLOSE)--PATRICIA ALSO SAID I WAS SOMEONE WHO "WAS LIABLE TO SHOOT UP THE BUILDING" FROM WHAT I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE: THAT WAS WELL BEFORE YOU TRIED TO MAKE MY JOB A LIVING HELL. I WAS SIMPLY PLAYING ALONG WITH SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN JOKED ABOUT TO BEGIN WITH--BY MY SUPERVISOR AND A "TEAM LEADER". THIS IS CHARACTER DEFAMATION AND CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, AND MISSOURI HAD AN EXTERMINATION ORDER ON MORMONS AS RECENTLY AS JUNE 25, 1976. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE FYI!!!
I thought my EX-job was joking when they didn't know what type of machine I had when I called them for tech support. Now they honestly expect ME to do THEIR work shipping THIS equipment back in THESE boxes--after they called the cops on me? And by the way, Somalya and Abby--YOU GUYS ACCUSED ME OF BEING A POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER (BY NICKNAMING ME "DEXTER") TO MY FACE MANY MONTHS AGO--WHEN I WAS STILL WORKING THERE--AND FROM WHAT I WAS TOLD BY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO WORKED THERE (WHOSE NAME I WILL NOT DISCLOSE)--PATRICIA ALSO SAID I WAS SOMEONE WHO "WAS LIABLE TO SHOOT UP THE BUILDING" FROM WHAT I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE: THAT WAS WELL BEFORE YOU TRIED TO MAKE MY JOB A LIVING HELL. I WAS SIMPLY PLAYING ALONG WITH SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN JOKED ABOUT TO BEGIN WITH--BY MY SUPERVISOR AND A "TEAM LEADER". THIS IS CHARACTER DEFAMATION AND CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, AND MISSOURI HAD AN EXTERMINATION ORDER ON MORMONS AS RECENTLY AS JUNE 25, 1976. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE FYI!!!
Aug 23, 2022 7:37:24pm
You're welcome for your Super Bowls, btw. Cheers from BYU!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_Extermination_Order
Updated Aug 23, 2022 7:37:59pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'd sue the shit out of you, Shelter "Insurance", but I don't believe in taking advantage of RETARDED PEOPLE.
Aug 23, 2022 7:51:30pm
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Hey, Utah! While you're having discussions with my dad--LET'S GO KILL YOURSELVES! LET'S GO KILL YOURSELVES! LET'S GO KILL YOURSELVES! YOU PEOPLE ARE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine#Casualties_and_humanitarian_impact
Updated Aug 24, 2022 7:10:24pm
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We don't need your financial support--State of MISERY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG9RD8MZTGY&ab_channel=DashBerlin
Updated Aug 24, 2022 7:12:59pm
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Speaking of arrogant natal Aquarians--this one goes out to Steve Wynn. Thanks for encouraging managers in Vegas to treat their valet attendants like we're nothing--and a special thanks goes out to Fox News and the rest of the TRAITORS of the Republican Party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYBbVf_mtUs&ab_channel=RobertFalcon
Updated Aug 24, 2022 8:12:30pm
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And Sheldon Adelson--you're just an UGLY person who should have stayed in the toilet industry, because your morals are shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGemWOzOAms&ab_channel=DanceTV
Updated Aug 24, 2022 8:17:28pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
YOU WERE JUST LEASING SPACE. JUDAH.
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
I actually forgot that Sheldon Adelson is already dead. What's the difference?
Aug 24, 2022 9:46:28pm
I guess Sheldon Adelson was just leasing space--as are all of us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgtu7u9PKkI&ab_channel=CharlottedeWitte
Updated Aug 24, 2022 9:53:59pm
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I mean, if people want to get TECHNICAL--this is ACTUAL Jewish territory:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribe_of_Judah
Updated Aug 24, 2022 10:11:00pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
This is why I get paid the big bucks. ;)
Aug 24, 2022 10:12:40pm
I've been taking a personal financial blow for four business days now, SLC. Whatever are we going to do in Rome?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQCLf9T_M7Q&ab_channel=Cercle
Updated Aug 25, 2022 5:51:14am
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The problem is my dad and his Republican friends think I am making REQUESTS. Not exactly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5BfQ4rEqQ&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 25, 2022 5:58:05am
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What are we going to do with these baby boomers that are still babies, Alessia? As usual, I'm leaving it up to you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKkVDFU0EuM&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:04:36am
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This is my progressed 4th house in Virgo with Moon in Libra talking again...admittedly, even I can't believe my Fortune 16°39' Libra, in House V...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoqXDPbivFs&ab_channel=MariamSowa
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:16:34am
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Short-term personal financial blows. Yeah. We're practically living paycheck to paycheck at 565 Kristin Ln, Henderson, NV 89011. Thanks for making me feel like I am one again, dad!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbIaPaB9LDk&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:20:08am
Aug 25, 2022 6:20:08am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Don't say we're like blades of GRASS, Alessia. There are Virgin Ears in Utah...
Aug 25, 2022 6:26:37am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And y'all thought I had great material after conversing with MY MOM...smh...
Aug 25, 2022 6:28:52am
Also, Shelter Insurance, I could just run all of this Chinese equipment back to the office. But that would be too easy. We all know how dangerous I am!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7EJ8FdPxG0&ab_channel=AlessiaCaraVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:31:01am
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Btw, Rand Paul, you're right about self-regulating markets. Just don't try and bring yours to Canada. That's all we ask.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Las_Vegas_shooting
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:51:31am
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Speaking of my progressed 6th house with Uranus in Sagittarius, Utah, we might have legalized marijuana in both of these states, but at least y'all have Jimmer Fredette. Never forget!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOYACk7m7Fk&ab_channel=NBA
Updated Aug 25, 2022 6:59:25am
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Aug 25, 2022 10:51:58am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Mark. For the Love of God. Regulate me already.
Aug 25, 2022 10:52:31am
Considering Republicans of Missouri are fans of reversing Roe v. Wade, which is from 1973, is it too much to suspect that they might also want to bring back the Extermination Order against Mormons and myself? Where do you want to have this trial, Columbia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvGCAvOAfM&ab_channel=ThirtySecondsToMarsVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 10:57:38am
Aug 25, 2022 10:57:38am
I know where you want it, Brett Kavanaugh. You want it where you usually take it. In your mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30Twj23WqI&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 25, 2022 10:59:51am
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Of course, comparing A LAWYER from a school as GAY as Notre Dame to an actual logician from MIT is far more than an insult to people that I used to read for ENTERTAINMENT in high school, but we're dealing with Columbia, MO here. We need to give some people a break once and awhile.

https://chomsky.info/?fbclid=IwAR3WfTl-zYiQROisT7Joxnv9pYk5fmszFgfzotFO4jyqJChEnCWb4-wPfUk
Updated Aug 25, 2022 11:07:46am
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You guys do have some good CHICKEN there, however. Again, this is reminding me of Glenn Beck. Ya Know? And I was thinking at first that we won't even go there...but it's obvious that you think the black people living in your "state" of Missouri are a bunch of house negroes that you want to call out to the party. I'd probably try and call in the National Guard if I were you, except doesn't that fall under the jurisdiction of the President of the United States? Luckily for you, he's Irish, and a Roman Catholic, because if it were a SCOTTISH person in charge--such as myself--you wouldn't have DARED to reverse Roe v. Wade, because you'd already be in flames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbpe-jykCEw&ab_channel=Above%26Beyond
Updated Aug 25, 2022 11:35:26am
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Luckily for you, I don't need a law degree, Nevada State College. Where are you guys at? I thought you'd be here by now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jotNHVQ-aAo&ab_channel=ihearttheweakerthans
Updated Aug 25, 2022 11:54:05am
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I told my dad I felt responsible for Grandpa McQuivey getting into a car wreck, because I thought it might be connected to the mob--as a result of things I say on Facebook. That's actually true. And the distrust is so high in my Republican family, that I honestly wasn't even sure if it really happened, and I still haven't spoken with my mother over the phone--ever since she kicked me out of the house. You guys are really racking up the points, Fox News. Thank you!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY&ab_channel=ThursdayVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 12:31:24pm
Aug 25, 2022 12:31:24pm
I'm just saying--I already said I feel as if I'm in a Tom Clancy novel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKOtvcIssZk&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 25, 2022 12:41:47pm
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And this is why I feel a need to post so much material. Thanks for putting me through all of this, family. I'm sure it will be worth it? There really is only one person that could make it that way. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G-cuWtH_HY&ab_channel=OnAirWithRyanSeacrest
Updated Aug 25, 2022 12:46:02pm
Aug 25, 2022 12:46:02pm
I've posted my relatively recent comments to Blogger, so that you can all read them in a linear fashion and share them with your friends and family members without fear of repercussions!!!

https://peaceismight.blogspot.com/2022/08/httpsen.html
Updated Aug 25, 2022 4:09:23pm
Aug 25, 2022 4:09:23pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I tried reaching out to my mom to make amends. The first thing out of her mouth was that I have to be careful what I write on Facebook. You see? The REPUBLICANS are the REAL cancel culture. I write this as a JOURNAL to vent my frustration over RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM--most of which is coming from people that aren't even truly religious and/or spiritual. She does not believe in the Mormon Church. If anything, I think she despises it. All she ever has on when I go to her house is Fox News. And I told her that she destroyed the memory I had of my grandfather, because all I've heard from her about him since my grandmother passed away has been extremely negative. Straight up. That was the end of that discussion. This is a big part of the reason why I feel abandoned.
Aug 25, 2022 6:48:35pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, when my EX-job called me to tell me where they would send my final employment documentation--it seemed like they were almost pushing me to send it to my mother's address that was on file, which I wouldn't be surprised they are aware of, which is another reason why I have a lot of suspicions in that regard, because my family is connected with the military. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? What did you think you were going to accomplish?!?
Aug 25, 2022 7:16:42pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
At this stage of the game--I don't even know if I feel safe TRAVELING within Utah's borders. That is not an exaggeration.
Aug 25, 2022 7:19:46pm
Aug 25, 2022 7:23:29pm
And by the way, Utah, I know for A FACT that there are FARRRR worse drugs circulating up there IN MASSIVE QUANTITIES than marijuana. Give me a fucking break. You people lie to yourselves more than to anyone else.

https://www.bibleref.com/Genesis/49/Genesis-49-4.html
Updated Aug 25, 2022 7:58:33pm
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Don't be acting like I was born yesterday. I'm a dirtbag myself, but I'm one of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo&ab_channel=KennyRogersVEVO
Updated Aug 25, 2022 8:23:32pm
Aug 25, 2022 8:23:32pm
Y'all need to stop being a bunch of crybabies in Orem and get your shit together and start recognizing the problem. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZka3E37k6w&ab_channel=TheRavenOf666
Updated Aug 25, 2022 8:45:26pm
Aug 25, 2022 8:45:26pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And Amanda--you smoked me out as a teenager, and Dave--I remember you hitting that little roach back in the day when it was completely illegal when we were playing Unreal Tournament, so I don't wanna hear any of this nonsense from y'all about Fox News and keeping marijuana illegal and so on and so forth. Do you know when the first time I smoked bud was in Vegas? 6th grade.
Aug 25, 2022 8:50:34pm
I know y'all haven't meant to be super negative. I just want to help YOU GUYS be comfortable with YOURSELVES. That's all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyi0ZfuIIvo&ab_channel=MyChemicalRomance
Updated Aug 25, 2022 8:59:04pm
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