Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part V

 

Jan 18, 2021 11:11:15pm
And also remember this, America: we didn't just invent the Big Five...we invented crazy. My job is done here.
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We need to impeach Donald Trump, because there is a good chance that a 78-year-old retarded person would be able to defeat Alexandria, because she was named after the city that was founded by the original European fascist. Welcome to Judea! Should we bow down to your feet now, CNN, or can we wait for the bread to rise?

http://socialistworker.org/2012/07/20/what-is-a-vanguard-party
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I know some people who know some people... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh5CpYi26Lw
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People and their horses...

"The national Sun in the 7th house also places great emphasis on the nature of the bonds America forms with other nations, and here too Pluto's transformative energy may require many changes and a re-evaluation of the ways and reasons why particular nations are sought as partners and others are excluded. This could potentially be a time of great renewal and a re-establishment of those high ideals on which the structure of the nation is based.

Pluto, as it completes its transit through Capricorn, will also return to its own natal place: in other words, the United States is experiencing its Pluto return. This suggests the completion of a great cycle, and a cementing of the fundamental values on which the Constitution is built."

https://www.astro.com/nat/natus2_e.htm
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"Fleeing again to Ammon, he then continued to Egypt, then finally to Sparta, where he died and was buried."

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jason_%28High_Priest%29&fbclid=IwAR06MfQ-9k52Ce9_ewrGZNZkSP9720ui9lNnKhg9bQXzvQ12qVfwaIGP3z8
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This is a question by Sam Judah. And it's a good question.

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-25205017
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Is Wales sticking around? That's the real question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C4lFUpI_4U
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And yet, are we not all Indo-European? Why limit ourselves?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8
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Nobody invited you, America. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVURIW6LMTA
Updated Jan 23, 2021 1:36:51pm
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I thought the Neptune in Capricorn was done. I was wrong. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVkSd5bnpo
Updated Jan 23, 2021 1:41:22pm
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I'm not the one who went there...but here's how I said would conquer the world. I left this in the comments section:

"I disagree with this video. The USA would invade Canada first, because it would require little effort, and because Canada is our biggest external oil supplier; furthermore, after Canada belongs to us, we could focus our defensive land forces on Mexico and the strategic coastal areas we already control, as we wouldn't need to worry very much about an invasion from the north. Once Canada is assimilated, we could quickly conquer Greenland and Iceland--in order to deny Europe the strategic center of the North Atlantic. This would give us enough time to deal with Mexico and Central America: once Mexico is conquered, even more oil would be at our fingertips, and it would be incredibly difficult for the rest of the world to invade us, as they would need to proceed through a natural choke point in Panama--unless they are daring enough to land directly on our hostile shores in small numbers...after theoretically dealing with the (greatly expanded) US Navy and Air Force. From there, we could focus on conquering Western Siberia by bombing Russia over the North Pole from bases in Canada and Alaska, and eventually, we could invade the world through Eastern Siberia: this would be the crucial turning point, because if the newly combined forces of the United States, Canada, and Mexico could gain access to Western Siberia, we would have the largest amount of oil reserves in the entire world BY FAR (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Siberian_petroleum_basin); from there, we could continue to push west into Scandinavia, at which point we would have a complete monopoly on oil in the North Arctic (16% of the world's oil reserves are in the Arctic in particular: https://www.americangeosciences.org/.../oil-and-gas-us...). Afterward, we would only need to worry about our southern flank in Russia/Scandinavia, because we would own the entire Northern Hemisphere, and we could quickly invade Britain and Ireland--in order to give us the world's largest floating aircraft carriers next to Europe. Australia and South Africa could be quickly conquered in order to give us an enormous amount of gold--after this, we would completely dominate the currencies of the entire world! Eventually, we could slowly push down through Russia into the Middle East, because that's what Vikings do. Oh. Wait. We've already done most of this, which is why I'm writing this in the English language: we simply don't control Russia and China, because nuclear weapons are BY FAR too important of a factor to ignore in the actual world. Focusing so much on oil in the Middle East, however, is what one would call commodity fetishism. 😉
https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/33-17.htm"
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"Sargon, the mighty king of Akkade, am I. My mother was an en-priestess (?), my father I never knew. My father’s brother inhabits the highlands. My city is Azupiranu, which lies on the bank of the Euphrates. She conceived me, my en-priestess mother, in concealment she gave me birth. She set me in a wicker basket, with bitumen she made my opening water-tight, she cast me down into the river from which I could not ascend. The river bore me, to Aqqi the water-drawer it brought me. Aqqi the water-drawer, when lowering his bucket, did lift me up. Aqqi the water-drawer did raise me as his adopted son, Aqqi the water-drawer did set met to his gardening. While I was still a gardener, Istar (Ishtar) did grow fond of me, And so for… years I did reign as king, the black-headed people (Sumerians), I did rule and govern."

http://www.lebtahor.com/historical%20baggage/Mother%20Cultures%20and%20Patriarchal%20Indo-Europeans.htm
Updated Jan 23, 2021 2:05:06pm
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It's definitely an American thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VghvmL0G144
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I'm just saying.

"Whisper the word: oil."

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27910375
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I need a new hobby. Maybe I could become a rabbi? 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzNvk80XY9s
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Lol. I warned you, Boston. You'd better keep your distance from me, or else you might ignite, because I'M ON FIRE!!!

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/gamestop-speculation-is-danger-to-whole-market-massachusetts-regulator.html
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My Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Sagittarius placements in the 7th house can be a bit much. I'm sorry, everyone...it's that time of the year.
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Also, France, we'll send you a bill...

~ The Knights Templar
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(In our defense, it's not that Taureans are antiquarian--some things are simply better in their original form. Ask Coca-Cola.) ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0T3WAbU6tg
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"Uranus is the Royal Uraeus Serpent in Egyptian Symbolism, slow yet sudden Lord of life and death. It takes a great deal to move him; but when once in motion, he is irresistible."

https://astrolibrary.org/books/crowley-40/
Updated Jan 27, 2021 10:36:46pm
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Suddenly, Mars in Scorpio with Uranus in Sagittarius in the 7th house is starting to make sense...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uraeus
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Considering I invested a significant amount of money in Gamestop, I feel that you should bring me in front of Congress, AOC...

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-reacts-ted-cruzs-tweet-gamestop/story?id=75544015
Updated Jan 29, 2021 3:39:19am
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Cortez and Cruz. It sounds like the sorts of people my ancestors dealt with. This should be fun!!! Maybe we can do the hearings in Spanish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMkcBctE7c
Updated Jan 29, 2021 3:40:51am
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Also, AOC, you might want to tell Rashida Tlaib that I'm now moving money into Lockheed Martin, and that we're fixing the problems that she identified, just in case we need to bomb some Philistine invaders--without targeting her grandmother's house on accident. Have a nice day!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCStgJ8-xrY
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Do you see why you should hire me now, Mark? I rest my case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MXSAwkVU3U
Updated Jan 29, 2021 3:59:27am
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I guess I wasn't done.

"Utah has a FAR lower coronavirus death toll per capita than New England and their 'amazing' Ivy League institutions--we won't even talk about the zombies in New Jersey in particular, which is where Michelle Obama was educated. Do you know why we've been successful? Mormons don't smoke! Here's what is really going on here: doctors (sophists from academia who take advantage of young adults who are vulnerable enough to pay for their classes) needed a way to request extravagant amounts of money in order 'to help' poor people who have made bad decisions their entire lives; that's also why they hired Romney, because he is our modern version of Judas Iscariot. Ezra Taft Benson recently said that the Constitution wouldn't be saved in Washington D.C., which is where Romney loves to be--that is why Romney said such talk is speculative: indeed, if so many Democrats hadn't flooded our state from Arizona and Nevada, we might look as good as the state of Vermont, which is where we originated. Make healthy choices throughout your life. You'll live longer! It's not rocket science!!! :D"
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Btw, Hollywood, nice work convincing Leo to play the role--a Scorpio like him really helps bring out my sixth house. HEALTH AND SAFETY, EVERYONE!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hughes_Medical_Institute
Updated Jan 29, 2021 11:09:57am
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I'll shut up now, Alexandria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-ljup5Bow
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We never forget WHOM we're working for:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto_(mythology)
Updated Jan 29, 2021 11:31:19am
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What? Everyone thought we were gonna make it out of here alive?!? Sorry to disappoint you. I'm just doing my job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwJI0WYLVk
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Even I'll admit I was a little over the top today. It's Friday, but somebody decided to give me the day off. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKWdIuK5pkE
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The main reason why I'm investing in General Electric, Boeing, IBM, Lockheed Martin, Ford, General Dynamics, Huntington Ingalls, Centurylink (Lumen), and Cameco is because we are all COLLECTIVELY worth less than Facebook in market capitalization at the moment--and I think that is completely fucking ridiculous. But let's worry about the Gamestop debacle, because Americans have hunting rifles. Who needs the real heavy hitters? It's not as if the "military-industrial complex" needs to feed our families. Knights Templar FTW. 😕
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSCKaFeL4qI&fbclid=IwAR31UxtvYENNMfYqJw1uKbqjxzUxHNw5gVSjVr8MoeRkmCE1kKuXRhdPYMA
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Personally, I don't have any placements in Aquarius per se, but I was curious enough to find out today that I do have Pallas in Pisces in my 11th house...so there's that. I think the only people who know that they have a Pallas placement in their natal chart are people who take astrology somewhat seriously. Most people don't even know their moon sign--not that I blame them for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4opk_uULCQ&t
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I told you Sisolak was a fascist pig! It's not even hyperbole. It's not surprising that he needs private companies to do his job for him: that is why I'm having to spend hours of my time trying to figure out whether or not somebody is fraudulently using my "unemployment" benefits to help fund human traffickers and drug dealers!!! Here's one of the comments on Slashdot:

"A nice example of fascism in the making. And yes, it comes in slightly different flavors but the main theme - industrialists/old money directly in control of gov't - remains unchanged.

Way to go, Nevada!"
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People in Nevada are like..."Wait. Governments are supposed to EDUCATE their children?!? I'm shocked."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYRTQ2f1xmE
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Nevada doesn't even want to PARTIALLY educate its children. Hell, the computer does most of the work these days. :\

https://www.khanacademy.org/
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Sisolak is so confused. He's like...why don't you like MONEY? MONEY IS MONEY and MONEY. And MONEY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mck2KBIAlTM
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This doesn't surprise me, because I grew up around these parts. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrX2rieiq7Y
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I definitely could have been a fantastic lawyer with my placements of Mercury in Aries and Mars in the 7th house--along with Jupiter in Capricorn; however, Uranus in Sagittarius has better things to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxG2xCiakNc
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Personally, I disagree with KRSchannel in regards to the 10th house lacking wisdom, as Saturn and Binah is Wisdom personified in Kabbalah. However, Capricorn can be a bit stingy, which is why Jupiter is debilitated in that placement. Howard Hughes and Benjamin Franklin were both polymaths and tax dodgers. I'm just saying. Luckily for me, my Jupiter in Capricorn is in the right place. There's a fine line between being stingy and being cautious and financially prudent. 😎
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Astrologers look at my chart and they're like, "Uranus in Sagittarius and Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house? How does that work?"

To be honest, even I don't really know, but it sounds Canadian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA
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Ryan Webb wrote on Missy Ghormley's timeline.
Happy Birthday!!!
Feb 08, 2021 2:03:48pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Larry Norvell's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Larry!!! Hope all is well!!!
Feb 09, 2021 5:06:59pm
I love you Canada!!! I knew that marijuana and uranium investment would pay off!!!
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I left a summary on KRSchannel: "I have Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house; however, Capricorn is not exactly lacking wisdom. In Kabbalah, Saturn is associated with Binah and Understanding. Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, and Howard Hughes were all notable polymaths. Alan Watts is another Capricorn with a spiritual side. Saturn can be strict, however: Albert Pike comes to mind in this regard, and that is where there is a clash with Sagittarius and Jupiter. Saturn can also be reclusive: Howard Hughes was known to hide himself away (I grew up in Las Vegas)--once again, this conflicts with Sagittarius and the expanding nature of the 9th house. I was also raised Mormon: Joseph Smith was a Capricorn on the cusp of Sagittarius, which is known as the Cusp of Prophecy, and he used the practical drive of Capricorn in order to create one of the largest modern religions (9th house); he was also associated with the Scottish Rite, and during Pluto in Capricorn in 1776, we saw the influence of the Scottish Enlightenment on America. Scotland is associated with Scotia and Egypt, which is more or less the motherland of Rosicrucianism and Freemasonry. It's also interesting to note that Samuel Liddell MacGregor Mathers was a Capricorn who associated the Tribes of Israel with the Zodiac, which goes to show the occult wisdom of Capricorn. Capricorn is associated with Zebulun, who was in charge of finance in Israel; Zebulun has a codependent relationship with Isaachar (Cancer)--this is why Scotland and the United States of America (Cancer) are so closely linked. This also has a lot to do with the modern Scottish independence movement, because Pluto (Biden/Scorpio) has returned to Capricorn."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZnuc-Fv_Tc
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Trust me. You don't want to read my conversations with Chomsky, lol. Unlike most of the things I post on Facebook, they really happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBx0oy__EI
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Is it colour-by-number?
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Just in case anyone has forgotten--this might help people make sense out of it all. Personally, I'm completely lost. :\

http://anthonyteth.com/tarot-birthday-correspondences/
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Ryan Webb wrote on Leilani Roach's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Leilani!!!
Feb 11, 2021 8:47:35am
For any traders who think it's a good idea to sell marijuana stocks, I haven't even held mine for quite a year: you might have won today; however...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYc2jQaM8gM
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I have a better idea, Scotland: WE DON'T WANT YOU IN THE UNITED KINGDOM! GO JOIN YOUR CORONAVIRUS-INFECTED CIA/KKK FRIENDS IN NEW JERSEY AT WOODROW WILSON'S ALMA MATER AND HAVE ONE OF MICHELLE OBAMA'S ISLAMIC SLAVES SHOVE TIGER WOOD'S GOLF CLUBS UP YOUR MACARONI ASSES! AND TAKE YOUR LEAGUE OF NATIONS/UN BULLSHIT WITH YOU, YOU NAPOLEONIC/FASCISTIC/ROMAN CATHOLIC WANNABES! MAYBE YOU DEMOCRATS CAN JOIN FORCES WITH QUEBEC--AFTER WE SPLIT OFF ALL THE RED STATES AND REUNITE WITH AUSTRALIA AND THE ENGLISH PARTS OF CANADA! LET'S GO, ENGLAAAAAAND!!!
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Do I look fucking Irish to you, America? Don't worry about responding to my complaint about unemployment insurance fraud, Henderson PD. Technically speaking, you don't have jurisdiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=958GzzqgWnw
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I'll tell you what you can do for me, Henderson PD: you can help Steve Sisolak pick up all the dog shit around my neighborhood, because he also doesn't want to hold the HOAs accountable for the $300+ a month they are stealing from us. And fix my goddamn roof--before I put a giant hole in one of yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wa_CwRK9I4
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In fact, I'm sure plenty of my neighbors would pick up their own dog shit, but you know you live in a region run by a Democrat when an HOA that charges $300+ a month doesn't even need to supply TRASH BINS and plastic bags for people to pick up their own dog shit--on top of the guano that has been accumulating on my roof for years. Let's not worry about mold and bacteria from feces in our children's living spaces--let's worry about making sure that I'm wearing a mask at fucking Walmart. Great job, Sisolak. If you didn't live in the shithole known as the United States of America, you would be in a PHYSICAL PRISON for derelection of duty--as would anyone who WORKS for your local "government". Don't blame the coronavirus: nobody wants to visit your "state"...it was outdated 60 years ago.
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I'm just kidding, Sisolak. I wanted to live in the toilet of the British Empire. That's why I've stayed here for so long. After all, Saturn is all about accumulating shit--you're also very great at fucking yourselves; therefore, I'll leave you to it.

https://chakrashealth.com/root-chakra-for-the-zodiac-capricorn/?fbclid=IwAR3h9zE_mIXN_or_tBhAUj3ozPf77BlBk21V1iywLYME_0PoqL3lxShhN6Q
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Scotland is Hades, and America is his wife.

Real talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHW0FgiB7TI
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Btw, Henderson PD, if you think we can't put a hole through your roof, I forgot to mention that I also own stock in Raytheon. I'm sure people are in need of a demonstration. We'll do it legally. FYI...
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I mean, since America loves the FASCES so much...good things come to those who wait. Granted, it might take me awhile...
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That's how Taureans celebrate... :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ox_(zodiac)
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America was founded upon the Scottish Enlightenment's ideals of 2/3rd majorities for important Constitutional matters, but the modern SNP and the CIA-sponsored EU now wish to rely upon the 10% who aren't sure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
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You can tell I'm a Taurean, because I didn't even spell fasces right yesterday. An Aquarian woulda caught that. Luckily for me, there aint too many around anymore. ;)

https://www.nps.gov/articles/secret-symbol-of-the-lincoln-memorial.htm
Updated Feb 13, 2021 9:59:50am
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I might have Uranus in Sagittarius, but Taureans don't exactly rely on brainpower. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XkiqJxwBpI
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Ryan Webb wrote on Michael Paul Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Mike! Love ya!!!
Feb 14, 2021 11:41:57am
Do you know where the real Age of Reason is? Australia. Even the birds are smarter than Americans. True story!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtezoj-s7uc
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Aquarius might be a higher octave, but they can play the drums in Naphtaliland. ;)
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I took down some of my more aggressive posts on Facebook, out of respect, because they allowed them to stay up. See? When you treat people like adults--they start acting like them! My Twitter investment continues to pay off, but I'm glad to see they are back...

https://www.deseret.com/u-s-world/2021/2/16/22286380/parler-return-suspended
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Oh, Scotland, and by the way, I will simply say that we don't need you in NATO, because that's what daddy is there for. We love your man dresses, however...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWTzVnvCnCo
Updated Feb 16, 2021 8:41:26pm
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Speaking of Aquarius and Taurus, however--it was nice while it lasted. Audios, amigos... :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain
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Let's see if this comment stays up, YouTube: "This is all Rupert Murdoch's doing. The real problem is that Murdoch thinks that just because he is cozy with the Rothschilds that he can target a Jew who has a lot more resources than him. Google and Microsoft are only playing along, because they want to make Facebook look bad, and they know how gullible the general public is. Mark Zuckerberg is the only person with a huge brain and vast resources under the age of 40--that is why he attracts so much hated, because the REALLY big tech companies see him as a threat, and they have done a great job at making sure that Zuckerberg bears the majority of the fire from people who are quickly realizing that they still live in a feudalistic society. Personally, I applaud Mark Zuckerberg for telling these politicians to go screw themselves, because they are obviously bought and paid for by the people who sold us the War on Terror."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV179u8vsz8
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Something tells me that the arms industry isn't the problem here. Look at whom you're up against, Mr. Biden. I'm just saying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jrpAmo_0lc
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I could just walk into India and be like, "I understand the precession of the equinoxes, because I'm a Taurean, and we built the pyramids around the Age of Taurus, but since you learned about astrology in the Age of Aries, according to your logic, you might be interested to know that my Sun, Moon, and Ascendant placements are in Aries--as well as Venus and Mercury; however, my Mars is in Scorpio, so you won't know my plans, and my Jupiter is in Sagittarius, which means I'm going to be filthy rich...that's where you come in. You think the Welsh were difficult to deal with?"
Updated Feb 19, 2021 1:08:59pm
Feb 18, 2021 11:32:12pm
Feb 18, 2021 11:34:34pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Betty Killy Denison's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Betty!!! :D
Feb 20, 2021 9:54:16am
One can tell that these idiots are from New England, because they immediately utilize doublespeak to the fullest potential by claiming that TWO competitors are MONOpolies. Furthermore, it wouldn't even be accurate to call Facebook and News Corp a DUOpoly--unless one is willing to contest the fact that practically nobody is going to read this article, at which point one should wonder why the "socialist" organization behind it even bothered to publish it:

https://www.jacobinmag.com/2021/02/facebook-news-corp-australia-standoff
Updated Feb 21, 2021 10:45:44am
Feb 21, 2021 10:45:44am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Even if Facebook and Twitter are a DUOpoly, that is more choice than the real MONOpoly of the Democratic Party at a state level in California and New York, and it is just as good as the DUOpoly of the Democrats and Republicans of the United States of America in general. Furthermore, Facebook and Twitter already face stiff competition from TikTok and Snapchat. There is even more choice in social media than in soft drinks! Just look at Coke and Pepsi! We're talking about SUGAR WATER, folks!!! At least Facebook is fairly technical. I don't have a problem with competition: I just have a problem with hypocrisy and inconsistency. Americans love attacking nerds--and then they go back to the MONOpoly of the NFL while they are drinking the DUOpoly of Budweiser and Coors. Do you have my number, Alexandria?!? I think we need to go out on a date. :D
Feb 21, 2021 11:12:10am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
What, Alexandria? You have a boyfriend? Do you know what I think of that? That's a MONOPOLY.
Feb 21, 2021 11:14:19am
Don't worry. I'm from Utah--I learned about self-regulation a long time ago. You wanna talk about monopolies? Try growing up in a religious environment. Just pretend I wasn't here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7cPH7DHgA
Updated Feb 21, 2021 11:21:12am
Feb 21, 2021 11:21:12am
I would go on Parler, but I'm too social. Facebook is so monopolistic that I'm officially done with it. For real this time. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXi38hV9zvQ
Updated Feb 21, 2021 11:32:13am
Feb 21, 2021 11:32:13am
Feb 21, 2021 11:38:41am
Of course, Anthony Hopkins is a Capricorn as well--not to mention the fact that he is Welsh. Maybe my Neptune in Capricorn placement is just an East India Company thing. You think? ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMmNN4m5sxE
Updated Feb 21, 2021 12:00:25pm
Feb 21, 2021 12:00:25pm
I just figured that since we were on the subject of duopolies--some people would get it. I forgot I wasn't here. :\
Updated Feb 21, 2021 1:11:29pm
Feb 21, 2021 12:04:06pm
When you've got a 33rd-degree Taurean Moon sign and Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house and you wanna piss off Nancy Pelosi...
Updated Feb 22, 2021 6:46:35pm
Feb 22, 2021 6:43:07pm
Hey, Mark, you need to get one of the Indian slaves that is working for you to take down that last post of mine. Much appreciated!!!

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3azjp5/silicon-valley-has-a-caste-discrimination-problem
Updated Feb 22, 2021 6:43:54pm
Feb 22, 2021 6:43:54pm
Do you know who else has Moon trine Neptune...besides myself and my Uncle Shakespeare? Here's a hint...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi
Updated Feb 22, 2021 6:58:49pm
Feb 22, 2021 6:58:49pm
Feb 23, 2021 6:19:46pm
I wonder if there's insurance for retrieving corpses in the ocean. If not, I'm going to invent it. We'll call it "dead" insurance. Here's a typical sales pitch...

Have you ever thought about what your loved ones are going to do after you're buried--and they have to rebury you a second time? That's what dead insurance is for! It's the insurance you'll need after you're already dead!!! Do you want to be floating away into the ocean for time and all eternity?!? Me neither!!! Here's how to order...

(To order, call 1-800-GETDEAD. That's 1-800-GETDEAD).
Updated Feb 23, 2021 8:18:50pm
Feb 23, 2021 6:46:11pm
The reason why nobody is laughing at my "joke" is because they know I have Pluto in Scorpio AND Saturn in Scorpio in my 6th house. It's what I do for a "living". AWKWARD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Ikj29m8Ag
Updated Feb 23, 2021 8:07:59pm
Feb 23, 2021 8:07:59pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
What do you call a joke that was written by someone from Utah? An oxymormon.
Feb 24, 2021 11:49:35am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Yep. Still got it. ;)
Feb 24, 2021 12:13:47pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Matthew Budde's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Matt!!!
Feb 24, 2021 1:12:46pm
Apparently, not only is there plenty of time to die, but Scotland is going to be independent by the time this comes out. What are they going to say now? For Scotland, James? Speaking of which, there is still the Union of the Crowns to consider. FYI, America--I can't tell you much, but I can tell you that our White Horse Prophecy wasn't exactly about YOUR Constitution...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BboMpayJomw
Updated Feb 24, 2021 7:52:32pm
Feb 24, 2021 7:52:32pm
Basically, according to Mormon theology, these are the 1/3rd who follow Satan: "Thus far, Salmond’s efforts have not significantly hurt the SNP’s standing. Support for independence still commands a majority, though there was a dip last week. The number of Scots who think Sturgeon has been telling the truth in her argument with her predecessor is higher than Salmond’s figure of 13% – yet it is only 30%. Most people don’t know or don’t care much."

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/feb/24/sturgeon-salmond-scottish-independence-first-minister-politics
Updated Feb 27, 2021 1:29:43pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:29:43pm
I'm 33.3333333 (repeating decimal)% sure that Nicola Sturgeon is an imbecile.
Updated Feb 27, 2021 1:36:09pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:34:05pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:35:29pm
Beware of the Leo Cusp. I can do this all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIr97tvhaE
Updated Feb 27, 2021 1:38:46pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:38:46pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:40:24pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:58:24pm
They definitely have better reflexes than us. Taureans be like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y
Updated Feb 27, 2021 1:59:05pm
Feb 27, 2021 1:59:05pm
While we're on the subject of the Four of Cups, I'll tell you what I want under my tree...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfZ04wZf3I
Updated Feb 27, 2021 2:09:15pm
Feb 27, 2021 2:09:15pm
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This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
Feb 27, 2021 2:59:43pm
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This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
Feb 27, 2021 3:01:30pm
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This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
Feb 27, 2021 3:03:21pm
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This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
This is what you get for $327.70 a month in NEVADA:
Feb 27, 2021 3:06:30pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Remember, NEVADA: I was SIXTEEN YEARS OF AGE WHEN YOU MADE ME REFURBISH A HOUSE FOR FREE IN ORDER TO DRIVE YOUR DEATHMOBILES IN ORDER TO FLIP FUCKING HAMBURGERS!!! THIS IS HOW YOUR "GOVERNMENT" REPAYS ME?!?!
Feb 27, 2021 3:08:58pm
By the way, Nevada, that's not to mention the fact that I digitized the documents for the Hoover Dam. What's the point in saving so much water when your "government" is such a nightmare?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTRGjEXxkA
Updated Feb 27, 2021 3:15:31pm
Feb 27, 2021 3:15:31pm
Feb 27, 2021 3:16:50pm
It's the CHRISTIAN mentality: let's make our children pay for our sins...that is because WE ARE GOD...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY
Updated Feb 27, 2021 3:34:10pm
Feb 27, 2021 3:34:10pm
It's ok. Nancy Pelosi and UCLA will be sending a Catholic Saint to Nevada in order to fix our problems. I wouldn't expect anyone from Berkeley, or Stanford...I'm not even expecting a fuckwit from USC...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHtDn1Lbes
Updated Feb 27, 2021 4:36:03pm
Feb 27, 2021 4:36:03pm
Ryan Webb is feeling nostalgic.
Sisolak is such a brilliant governor--he puts Aristotle to shame. Why teach a man to fish? Let his HOA turn the neighbourhood parking lot into a small river--in the middle of the Mojave Desert--and he can pull them right out of the water...without using a net! Thanks for educating that guy, UNLV! It really makes me wish that I would have wasted even more money going to your law school!!!
Feb 27, 2021 7:12:23pm
Don't worry, "State" of Nevada: you haven't even seen the pile of bird shit that your poor "citizens" are paying for...for now...

http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/apology.html
Updated Feb 27, 2021 7:15:47pm
Feb 27, 2021 7:15:47pm
They say that no man is an island? Wait until I refuse to pay taxes to your "state" and bring you to court, Sisolak! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!
Updated Feb 27, 2021 10:21:28pm
Feb 27, 2021 7:18:16pm
Sisolak likes his eggs Benedict...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK2W1qSjLMo
Updated Feb 27, 2021 7:22:54pm
Feb 27, 2021 7:22:54pm
There's a reason why they call them CAPRICIOUS laws. I'm just saying, Sisolak...you fit the bill...being a goat person...of a certain astrological sign...ahem... :\
Updated Feb 27, 2021 7:27:05pm
Feb 27, 2021 7:26:25pm
When you start having to explain your jokes, that's when you know that you've crossed the line...I was just trying to illustrate what John Lennon was talking about...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Jm5epJr10
Updated Feb 27, 2021 7:30:45pm
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This is what $327.70 a month in HOA fees gets you...FREE GUANO!!! I'd show you my roof, but it's too embarrassing. I'm really worried about the coronavirus, though, Sisolak. Did the UN vote you into office?!?
This is what $327.70 a month in HOA fees gets you...FREE GUANO!!! I'd show you my roof, but it's too embarrassing. I'm really worried about the coronavirus, though, Sisolak. Did the UN vote you into office?!?
Feb 27, 2021 7:49:15pm
All I'm trying to say, "State" of Nevada, is that even though I don't encourage rioting--I also don't blame people. That's because I know how real leadership works: THE BUCK STOPS HERE...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_above,_so_below
Updated Feb 27, 2021 7:52:28pm
Feb 27, 2021 7:52:28pm
I did warn them about my Mercury in Aries in the 12th house. Furthermore, I'm not saying that I would make a good governor of Nevada, but at least I'm not calling myself one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-5ZOol_cs
Updated Feb 27, 2021 8:07:38pm
Feb 27, 2021 8:07:38pm
And by the way, Biden--not only is it not my job to pick up the bird shit around my neighbourhood, but I'm putting up a BRITISH flag!!!
Updated Feb 27, 2021 9:08:51pm
Feb 27, 2021 8:43:43pm
After all, Mr. Biden, you're really just the president of the world's largest corporation. I think I've proven exactly why. Garbage collectors in the United Kingdom are more responsible than you!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_East_India_Company
Updated Feb 27, 2021 8:47:26pm
Feb 27, 2021 8:47:26pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Don't worry, Biden: I would put up the normal Union Flag in my American neighbourhood, but it's too disgraceful of an area...
Feb 27, 2021 8:56:08pm
Also, she might be a Cancerian, but she's too good to be the President. Furthermore, Mozilla Firefox, neighbourhood really does have a "u" in it. I detest your red and squiggly lines.
Updated Feb 27, 2021 9:18:01pm
Feb 27, 2021 9:15:05pm
If Cuomo would have imported Maoist spies from China who were infected with the coronavirus in order to help him launder the money he made by pimping out old male veterans in nursing homes to Catholic priests, he wouldn't have just won an Emmy--he would have won an OSCAR...and probably a GRAMMY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8W63-Yjy7Q
Updated Feb 28, 2021 8:07:20pm
Feb 28, 2021 8:07:20pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Right now, people in LA are thinking to themselves..."Gee, Utah, could you maybe bring Mitt Romney back? We'll even let him be President. I mean, since hell has frozen over, we might even allow the Utah Jazz to win a championship this year! Just send this Ryan Webb guy away. He's making us nervous..."
Feb 28, 2021 8:30:40pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Chloe Thompson - Lewis's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Chloe!!!
Mar 04, 2021 11:06:55am
Mar 04, 2021 7:44:44pm
Mar 04, 2021 7:47:15pm
I'm not even allowed to buy writing utensils on Ebay, because I have Mercury in Aries--and a mustache.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqblichBkro
Updated Mar 04, 2021 8:02:33pm
Mar 04, 2021 8:02:33pm
I'm proud of you, Internet: you went from 2 Girls 1 Cup to banning Dr. Seuss within 15 years; furthermore, Nevada, we certainly need YOUR "state" to teach the Indus Valley how to be "civil", because they INVENTED plumbing over 4,000 years ago, and the aforementioned river continues to run through my parking lot.
Updated Mar 06, 2021 8:44:44am
Mar 05, 2021 4:43:49pm
I realize that I've posted him a few times, but this is the Johnson and Johnson version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZppa2Vq7UM
Updated Mar 05, 2021 4:47:03pm
Mar 05, 2021 4:47:03pm
Basically, the channel is called Punk Rock Preschool, because it's the Sex Pistols for toddlers. We're the people who are crazy enough to say that Asian eyes have a slant. That's so offensive. :\
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:10:46pm
Mar 05, 2021 4:59:05pm
Yeah. We're from NOWHERE, LA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSm6RjyNtEQ
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:01:58pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:01:58pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:03:15pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:03:56pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:06:06pm
Health and safety, everyone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwDUWnOVf0c
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:08:30pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:08:30pm
One has to appreciate the honesty of Scottish people looking down upon the English and the Byzantines--and Democracy: "Sir Murray 'Jock the Sock' MacLehose was Hong Kong’s longest-serving governor (1971-1982) and the last prominent Scot to leave his mark on Chinese terra firma. After the neglect of successive English governors, he modernised with signature Scottish unitarian zeal the colony’s byzantine public services, ushering in new eras in education and housing, building new towns, promoting Chinese civil servants and weeding out corruption (though he later regretted not having introduced democracy)."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxr6qfSYKLo
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:50:04pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:50:04pm
It's like I said before, Scotland...who is your daddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRr44d-3gsg
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:51:21pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:51:21pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:55:16pm
By the way, America, they don't play "football" there, either. Sorry, Colin. It's because we're racist. Really...
Updated Mar 05, 2021 5:57:36pm
Mar 05, 2021 5:57:11pm
Personally, I'm not privileged enough to be Norwegian, but it's whatever. At least I can claim my dead uncle's heritage--and Mars and Saturn in Scorpio... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf2TpWsPvgI
Updated Mar 05, 2021 6:00:05pm
Mar 05, 2021 6:00:05pm
Hey, Biden--maybe you CATHOLICS can TERRORIZE us some more with OUR OWN ORGANIZATION!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods
Updated Mar 05, 2021 8:27:14pm
Mar 05, 2021 8:27:14pm
I hope you have a bright and early Saint Patrick's Day, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! This is called getting ahead of the curve....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Rex_Flag
Updated Mar 05, 2021 8:29:00pm
Mar 05, 2021 8:29:00pm
I didn't realize the flag of the USA had green in it. :\
Updated Mar 05, 2021 8:33:10pm
Mar 05, 2021 8:33:10pm
Mar 05, 2021 8:35:34pm
Ryan Webb is feeling excited.
You see, California? Dr. Suess isn't that big of a problem. IS IT?!?
Mar 05, 2021 8:39:14pm
Mar 05, 2021 8:43:00pm
There's actually a reason why I bring all of this up: "Little is known about Arthur Brooke. He was admitted as a member of Inner Temple on 18 December 1561 under the sponsorship of Thomas Sackville and Thomas Norton. He drowned in 1563 by shipwreck while crossing to help Protestant forces in the French Wars of Religion."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tragical_History_of_Romeus_and_Juliet
Updated Mar 05, 2021 9:02:27pm
Mar 05, 2021 9:02:27pm
Y'all are lucky Alessia Cara is a Catholic, California. That's all I can tell you...somebody has to help me get over myself... :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus
Updated Mar 05, 2021 9:05:49pm
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Mar 06, 2021 11:02:39am
Azeem, you're just jealous that they are committing geopolitical and economic suicide in an even more masochistic way than an Ishmaelite could ever dream of. Don't take that from them!!!

https://foreignpolicy.com/2021/03/08/scottish-independence-united-kingdom-united-states/
Updated Mar 13, 2021 10:31:08am
Mar 13, 2021 10:31:08am
We own everything. That's why it's called Tomar. Thanks for playing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convent_of_Christ_(Tomar)
Updated Mar 13, 2021 10:44:17am
Mar 13, 2021 10:44:17am
I am so getting beheaded the next time I'm at Denny's. They're gonna be like, "I heard you ordered the Al-Andalus. I have news for you--you're not gonna be visiting the Casa Blanca..." :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtgVDmTkjo8
Updated Mar 13, 2021 10:52:16am
Mar 13, 2021 10:52:16am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
At least we'll know what happened...
Mar 13, 2021 10:56:14am
The plot thickens: "One of the key characters in Shakespeare’s play 'The Tempest' is named Ariel, a spirit rescued, controlled and eventually freed by the play’s hero, the magician Prospero. Ariel serves as Prospero’s eyes and ears throughout the play, using his own supernatural powers to cause the tempest of the title and to fend off plots to bring down Prospero. Ariel, of course, is a Hebrew name meaning lion of God, which poetically suggests that Ariel was a defender of righteousness."

https://forward.com/culture/399482/the-secret-jewish-history-of-william-shakespeare/
Updated Mar 13, 2021 5:57:14pm
Mar 13, 2021 5:57:14pm
You were expecting the Little Mermaid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
Updated Mar 13, 2021 6:01:50pm
Mar 13, 2021 6:01:50pm
What if Ariel was an ARYAN? Have you ever thought of THAT?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcYodQoapMg
Updated Mar 13, 2021 6:03:27pm
Mar 13, 2021 6:03:27pm
Saturn and Mars aren't supposed to get along, America...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kG9j5Io6yw
Updated Mar 13, 2021 6:39:07pm
Mar 13, 2021 6:39:07pm
Mar 13, 2021 6:39:38pm
True story: I actually am part Spanish. My grandma on mother's side is Danish, and I'm related to Queen Isabella. Granted, it's distant. How many drinks have I had today? Yes. It's a very strange conjugation, but you're just going to have to deal with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M5HE5q11oY
Updated Mar 13, 2021 8:17:35pm
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Mar 13, 2021 8:25:43pm
You wanna talk about Mars and Saturn in Scorpio, though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOtAYXzeO0
Updated Mar 13, 2021 9:15:42pm
Mar 13, 2021 9:15:42pm
By the way, in my Garth Brooks post, there was a Spanish pun of the verb tomar, tomorrow and drinking--if anyone was confused. Again, the fact that I have to explain this is proof that I'm NOT Jewish. Plus, I wasn't really sure what to do with this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamar_(Genesis)
Updated Mar 14, 2021 3:29:22am
Mar 14, 2021 3:29:22am
It's already Sunday? Between you and me, yesterday didn't happen.

"Her sacred places are wetlands, marshes, swamps, ponds and other cradles of life, places associated with motherly, fertile energy. Her otherworldly hall, Fensalir, is said to be in the fens of Ásgard. All water fowl are hers, including herons, cranes, osprey, ducks, swans, and especially geese. It is from Frigga that we get our beloved character Mother Goose, who weaves cautionary tales, meant to inform and protect children. She is likely descended from the proto-Indo-European Moisture Mother goddess, from whom Irish Danu is also related."

http://ydalir.ca/norsegods/frigga/
Updated Mar 14, 2021 3:43:44am
Mar 14, 2021 3:43:44am
It might be early Sunday morning, but the Sun is still in the 12th house. Enough is enough, however...I'll leave y'all to it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIpdkQt76MA
Updated Mar 14, 2021 3:47:09am
Mar 14, 2021 3:47:09am
According to Wikipedia, "Jennifer" may mean "the fair one" (from Proto-Celtic “Windo-seibrā”). Seibra is Ishara. She was associated with the underworld. Her astrological embodiment is the constellation Scorpio and she is called the mother of the Sebitti (the Seven Stars). As a goddess, Ishara could inflict severe bodily penalties on oathbreakers, in particular ascites (see Hittite military oath). In this context, she came to be seen as a "goddess of medicine" whose pity was invoked in case of illness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishara#Etymology
Updated Mar 14, 2021 6:29:48pm
Mar 14, 2021 6:29:48pm
And they say that the sea has no memory. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUMhVJtuZwk
Updated Mar 14, 2021 6:35:24pm
Mar 14, 2021 6:35:24pm
Of course, given the fact that I have Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Sage in the 7th house, I can certainly see the Canadian connection, because she's obviously nuclear...I'm just thinking aloud...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPq6CIlk4No
Updated Mar 14, 2021 6:45:11pm
Mar 14, 2021 6:45:11pm
And no. I'm not going down there to see what that noise is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_of_Heaven
Updated Mar 14, 2021 7:08:18pm
Mar 14, 2021 7:08:18pm
See what I mean? Nuclear. I'm just the fall guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruRS1poFei8
Updated Mar 14, 2021 7:13:07pm
Mar 14, 2021 7:13:07pm
My mom taught me that our fingers are associated with the planets. I was just thinking tonight about what happens when Mars (thumb/Gad/Ireland) comes together with Saturn (middle/Zebulun/Scotland) and the Sun (ring/Judah/England)...
Updated Mar 14, 2021 10:46:20pm
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Mar 17, 2021 8:51:56am
There's plenty of snakes around this neck of the woods. I like it that way.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AelpbAegA-4
Updated Mar 17, 2021 12:33:02pm
Mar 17, 2021 12:33:02pm
Mar 17, 2021 1:07:52pm
Jenn pulled some strings and made us switch up our colours whilst in Canada--if we wanted to cross the border. It's embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_-V83VPHhs
Updated Mar 19, 2021 9:26:01pm
Mar 19, 2021 9:26:01pm
I would have posted this as a comment on YouTube, but my mom is going to read this. "You call this sarcasm? <sarcasm> Clearly, James Watt was English, Thomas Newcomen was Anglican, and Tesla automobiles were NOT built by another Cancerian from the Tribe of Issachar in the United States of America, because we must all be taken aback by the intellectual antics of yet another Benjamite. If only those Germanic Rosicrucian/Freemasons didn't have to lecture us on the history of engineering, let alone how weaving is tied in with socialism and computers, which is where my last name comes into play.</sarcasm> However, if you wanted to know my matriarchal side, I come from a little clan in Scotland by the name of MacLaren. You might have heard of us. 😕"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2vrirL0NaU
Updated Mar 19, 2021 9:39:01pm
Mar 19, 2021 9:39:01pm
No worries, Biden. I'll catch up. Eventually...
Updated Mar 19, 2021 10:23:18pm
Mar 19, 2021 9:41:02pm
I'm just saying...I'm the extended mix.

"Included are names derived from the patronymic Patrick (this applies equally to Clan Lamont), to be distinguished by knowledge of background history and origins of the family concerned (see the brochure on MacPatrick/Patterson):

Patterson, Paterson, MacPatrick, MacPhate, MacPhater, MacFater, MacFeat, etc.

Also included are names derived from Clan Ruari (which applies equally to Clan Ranald), to be distinguished by knowledge of background history and origins of the family concerned:

MacRory, MacRuari, MacGrory, etc."

https://www.clanmaclarenna.org/articles/surnames-macrory.htm
Updated Mar 19, 2021 10:06:34pm
Mar 19, 2021 10:06:34pm
This isn't meant to be broadcast to the world. ;)

"James MacRory (Macker or MacWithey)"
Updated Mar 19, 2021 11:38:49pm
Mar 19, 2021 10:08:28pm
Mar 19, 2021 10:12:06pm
Speaking of which, I actually like the "live" version more. It makes sense that this was posted on Guy Fawkes Day, because she could blow me to hell anytime she wants. You're not so bad, Québec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlbKAmMV4Q4
Updated Mar 19, 2021 11:08:58pm
Mar 19, 2021 11:08:58pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Jenn Fiorentino, aka Game Over...
Mar 19, 2021 11:13:04pm
I'm just saying. I'm done.
Updated Mar 20, 2021 1:13:37pm
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Mar 20, 2021 2:45:14pm
Take notes, Biden--this is how you make your exit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabul_Expedition_(1842)
Updated Mar 20, 2021 2:56:13pm
Mar 20, 2021 2:56:13pm
In the meantime, Biden--this is how we're going to be making our entrance. Thanks for playing!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Afghan_War
Updated Mar 20, 2021 6:06:31pm
Mar 20, 2021 6:06:31pm
It's nice to see the Democrats are back in business.
Updated Mar 21, 2021 2:53:42pm
Mar 20, 2021 6:10:37pm
Maybe next year, Trojans. I'd better take this post down. Since I'm a Spartan, you know--I need to go, because WINNING isn't allowed. I don't want to offend Kamala Harris. She's so much popular than I am. Sorry, Mark. I forgot that I wasn't here.

https://www.france24.com/en/france/20210113-french-police-detain-7-over-beheading-of-teacher-samuel-paty
Updated Mar 20, 2021 6:15:00pm
Mar 20, 2021 6:15:00pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
If anyone needs me, I'm about to go buy a shitload of heroin and then I'll shut the fuck up. GET READY FOR ME, CALIFORNIA!!! :D :D :D
Mar 20, 2021 6:16:17pm
Don't get me wrong. I can lose with the best of them. It makes sense that we have a nonexistent mascot for a nonexistent athletic department in a nonexistent state.
Updated Mar 20, 2021 7:21:08pm
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Anyway, Happy New Year. Have fun bombing us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBBxzjnaaps
Updated Mar 20, 2021 7:01:43pm
Mar 20, 2021 7:01:43pm
Seriously, though, and this isn't sarcasm--now we know why Mormon tea is against the law.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NRbH558ohQ
Updated Mar 20, 2021 7:52:07pm
Mar 20, 2021 7:52:07pm
People in California are like...wait a minute...Mormon tea isn't against the law! Well, it should be....it would be better for MY bottom line. It would probably be better for you. :\

https://www.vice.com/en/article/8xwv83/drug-lords-have-figured-out-how-to-make-meth-from-plants
Updated Mar 20, 2021 8:09:00pm
Mar 20, 2021 8:09:00pm
I think the real reason why the Jazz might win a championship this year is because I honestly just don't give a shit about basketball anymore. It's all the same nonsense, either way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S05skBFk6d8
Updated Mar 20, 2021 8:18:24pm
Mar 20, 2021 8:18:24pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Here's my final press release to the Facebook public:

Despite the fact that I'm British--as were the Founding Fathers--I'm here to announce that I'm officially running for president of the United States in 2024 (HOLD FOR APPLAUSE). Furthermore, I'm coming out as a DOUBLE transgender sub-Saharan black REPUBLICAN male who was stuck in a female's body and then became AN ACTUAL male through secretive alien technology...thanks to my Communist sympathies. What is more, I just so happen to be FULLY Islamic, even though I was born in Utah. My real name is Ryzhimin Nohdoudehlsalami bin Wouhabbi (it's French). Good luck, Kamala! You're gonna need it...
Mar 22, 2021 8:45:47pm
What is kinda cool though is that some Scottish clans are matrilineal and in reality we don't really have one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OghjX5FR9z0
Updated Mar 22, 2021 9:03:06pm
Mar 22, 2021 9:03:06pm
My ancestor did make up a pretty "good" one, however, if I do say so. This is the one time I can post a full album without a threat of a lawsuit. It's not that it's illegal, but I can sort of claim family ownership?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGCYNhaZ728
Updated Mar 22, 2021 9:08:09pm
Mar 22, 2021 9:08:09pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And that's why I have Mercury in Aries in the 12th...it's there, but it's not. :\
Mar 22, 2021 9:09:49pm
Hate speech on Paler?!? Fuck yeah! A titty?!? Oh. My. Gosh. Darnit. The Junior Anti-Sex League of Utah is playing for keeps, baby! Who cares that children could still browse the Internet on their PS5, which isn't even covered by this bill--let's go after all of the ADULTS and their millions of cellular phones!!! It's not as if people at BYU are smart enough to design their OWN smartphones for Mormons to exclusively give out to their children as responsible adults--everyone else who is NORMAL has to conform to Satan's plan. Sometimes, I wonder why I don't actually live there, but every so often, I get these nice little reminders in my newsfeed. I guess you win, Sisolak: NO government is better than BAD government. 😃

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/544642-utah-governor-signs-legislation-requiring-porn-filters-on-cellphones
Updated Mar 24, 2021 5:21:35pm
Mar 24, 2021 5:21:35pm
You were definitely right about that horse being speculative, Mitt. Personally, I'm just here to add fuel to the fire...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhSIwvCORZQ
Updated Mar 24, 2021 5:25:20pm
Mar 24, 2021 5:25:20pm
On second thought, Utah, that's a great idea: if you want to teach teenage boys how to hack--disable the porn on their mobile devices. The Chinese won't even know how to respond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2efhrCxI4J0
Updated Mar 24, 2021 5:40:56pm
Mar 24, 2021 5:40:56pm
I must admit that I've done all right with all of my 12th house placements. And they say that Nevada is a bad state for education:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DqstQsqaOw
Updated Mar 24, 2021 5:56:39pm
Mar 24, 2021 5:56:39pm
That's not to mention Jupiter in Capricorn in the 9th house, but I'm not all that rich. Yet? Here's hoping...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV1GniGJSyM
Updated Mar 24, 2021 5:58:03pm
Mar 24, 2021 5:58:03pm
I'm just saying...considering I have Sun, Moon, Fortune, etc...right here...this might start to make sense....

https://advanced-astrology.com/twelfth-house-natal-chart
Updated Mar 24, 2021 6:01:49pm
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Mar 24, 2021 8:20:43pm
Do you know who else has Mars and Saturn in Scorpio--besides myself and Mel Gibson? ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1H4pEJePg
Updated Mar 24, 2021 8:25:00pm
Mar 24, 2021 8:25:00pm
And speaking of 9/11, the sixth house, and danger being my middle name--Uncle Sam--if you want a cheap and reliable version of the F-35 that is ready to roll off the tarmac in much larger numbers, then look no further...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9hETROMJQ
Updated Mar 24, 2021 8:34:54pm
Mar 24, 2021 8:34:54pm
Of course, there is an even cheaper way to find peace--that doesn't involve spending billions upon billions of additional dollars on fighter aircraft--especially when people can't even defeat the Taliban with what they were already provided. I'm just saying.
Updated Mar 24, 2021 8:59:49pm
Mar 24, 2021 8:43:27pm
Or whatever floats your boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd-AeR6EdWk
Updated Mar 24, 2021 8:46:43pm
Mar 24, 2021 8:46:43pm
I don't stress 'bout the corona either. I got my headphones. Get to know this.

https://janettimarotta.com/karana-mudra/?fbclid=IwAR07QKsu7aZb7qoDwdfOvYhLNsfxmD7TPk5p6TOjVXBqByab0E8FFwyXW4Y
Updated Mar 24, 2021 8:56:25pm
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Oh. I guess it isn't cheaper than an F-35, even though it's less capable. In that case, America, it looks like you got what you paid for. And remember...we never forget WHOM we're working for: cheapskates with bad grammar. :D

https://asiatimes.com/2020/09/koreas-kf-x-stealth-fighter-takes-a-big-leap/
Updated Mar 24, 2021 10:37:42pm
Mar 24, 2021 10:37:42pm
If Thor posted a comment today, and nobody liked it, would it make a sound?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandhana_yoga
Updated Mar 25, 2021 10:56:00am
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It's not my fault that people don't understand transcendentalism, ok? There's even a red squiggly line under the word "transcendentalism" when I type it into my Kindle Fire. Mr. Bezos needs to read some Moby Dick, apparently...call me Ishmael...

Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGS77l4DFo
Updated Mar 25, 2021 2:34:02pm
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If I'm not Ishmael, then I'm definitely Ahab and Moby Dick simultaneously. :\

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan
Updated Mar 25, 2021 2:49:36pm
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Mar 25, 2021 3:06:38pm
Also, Amazon, never mind can be one word when used as a noun. Your dictionary is garbage. And Google, I found a version that doesn't require me to sign in to confirm my age. So sad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZaH7sa0-sY
Updated Mar 25, 2021 3:15:09pm
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Mar 26, 2021 11:44:38am
There's only one way to win in Afghanistan, and it's the Two of Wands.
Updated Mar 26, 2021 11:51:40am
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I'm just kidding. I grab the governor of Utah by the pussy. Nevertheless, don't get me wrong, because I LOVE COX!!! Now you know where your money is coming from, "Nevada State Bank". Where I come from, we call that “The Art of the Deal”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSFVOI8sIg
Updated Mar 26, 2021 12:01:25pm
Mar 26, 2021 12:01:25pm
I'm sorry, Utah. You didn't ask. That makes it acceptable. Ignorance is bliss!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fjmSE9Ez6w
Updated Mar 28, 2021 1:31:00pm
Mar 26, 2021 12:07:43pm
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Honestly, as a reminder, it makes sense that Sisolak (Capricorn) and Cox (Cancer) are my cogovernors, because they remind me of my parents. Did I say that out loud?

https://www.jtsa.edu/zebulun-issachar-and-the-importance-of-jewish-education
Updated Mar 26, 2021 3:05:14pm
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Mar 26, 2021 3:10:20pm
Me, Dante, and our concentric circles...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsC94MPfslQ
Updated Mar 26, 2021 3:11:47pm
Mar 26, 2021 3:11:47pm
At least I'm not completely alone. Speaking of the higher octave, I do have some Sagittarians in my family. I won't tag them, however...

http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/000013.html?fbclid=IwAR3IIA3xh6j-NlbroLm8ufdVm7cBKnQ863L-7To1L48odscbvGCiizqMRQ4
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(I had an extra comma in my post about Lockheed Martin's slogan. Luckily, I am not designing rockets. I might have Mercury in Aries, but it is not as if grammar is THAT important: a slogan is just an extremely small set of words that presents us as an INTERNATIONAL corporation that has to justify a market capitalization of over $100 billion, whereby we are selling an extremely expensive weapon system that relies upon over 8.6 million lines of computer code, whereby syntax IS actually important. That's all.)
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She'll always be my coat of arms...
She'll always be my coat of arms...
Mar 26, 2021 7:58:32pm
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Speaking of Virgos, I had a feeling someone was back...I just didn't realize who it was...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUFSB2plwzM
Updated Mar 26, 2021 8:27:29pm
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It's sort of an emergency?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-1-1
Updated Mar 26, 2021 8:28:40pm
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Mar 26, 2021 8:31:03pm
I apologize for posting a choppy mix with poor editing the other day, despite the pleasing visuals and great YouTube ratings. I have higher standards than that. Sometimes, I'm lazy...ok, most the time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ1a4SuXIiw
Updated Mar 28, 2021 2:03:36pm
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Let's all appreciate how the governor of Utah was honest enough to admit that he isn't worried about the Constitution, because he was obviously just passing a meaningless gesture in order to satisfy his political base. HIS JOB OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T MATTER, JUST LIKE HIS RELIGION DOESN'T MATTER! Therefore, let's ban Mormonism in Nevada, out of respect to people living in Pahrump, because at least whores don't knock on peoples' doors and annoy the hell out of them with a bunch of stupid nonsense that nobody should be taking seriously! I'm pretty sure there are WAYYYY more SECULAR people living in Utah than there are Mormons living in Nevada, and most of the Mormons who are living in Nevada are doing so precisely because of this type of COMMUNAL FASCISM. FUCK YOUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, LDS CHURCH!!! YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND JUDGEMENTAL PIECES OF MONKEY SHIT WHO TAKE NATHANIEL HAWTHORN NOVELS TO BE INSTRUCTION MANUALS!!! WATERED-DOWN FREEMASONRY: THAT'S ALL THAT YOU ARE!!! IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE ABOUT THE FREEDOMS OF OTHER PEOPLE, THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO YOURSELVES!!!

"Cox has said he isn’t as worried about constitutional concerns because the proposal won’t be immediately enacted."
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Spencer J. Cox is like, "But they can disable the filters...loosen up, sweetheart." I'm like, "I know, but they don't have to know what we actually believe. You need to loosen up your belt...I'm not ruled by Venus for nothing." He's got me so hot and bothered that I almost misplaced an apostrophe.
Updated Mar 28, 2021 8:58:05pm
Mar 28, 2021 4:08:10pm
Mormons have always been champions of the First Amendment. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauvoo_Expositor
Updated Mar 28, 2021 4:15:52pm
Mar 28, 2021 4:15:52pm
I warned them about my Mercury in Aries and Mars in Scorpio. They are the ones who decided to go there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson
Updated Mar 28, 2021 4:18:29pm
Mar 28, 2021 4:18:29pm
Also, children of Utah, Mark Zuckerberg wanted me to remind you that the best way to watch porn is on the Oculus Quest 2, which is available now at most retailers for the incredibly low price of $299. Wasting your jizz on a tiny little cellphone screen is so 2010.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qujvx-XHKmI
Updated Mar 28, 2021 4:27:47pm
Mar 28, 2021 4:27:47pm
They might figure it out in another 2,000 years. You never know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51VXjm5itcg
Updated Mar 28, 2021 4:49:43pm
Mar 28, 2021 4:49:43pm
By the way, Spencer J. Cox, do you know what other proposal won’t be immediately enacted? Millions of pictures of you with my dick in your mouth being dropped as leaflets from drones in EVERY church parking lot in the State of Utah. Unfortunately for both of us--I don't have a political base that I am concerned about. That's not a threat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoVssNSNy8
Updated Apr 07, 2021 12:22:38pm
Mar 28, 2021 6:34:32pm
What's heartbreaking is that we all know that my last post was completely appropriate--given the circumstances. Back to what I was doing. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofrO93JER4w
Updated Mar 28, 2021 7:01:47pm
Mar 28, 2021 7:01:47pm
At least I didn't say that Jesus was overrated on a Sunday. ;)

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/tamar-the-sex-trade/
Updated Mar 28, 2021 7:42:46pm
Mar 28, 2021 7:42:46pm
Gal Gadot and I share the same birthday, expect I really am from 1984. Thank God I don't actually wear dresses, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkYCoMAINus
Updated Mar 28, 2021 8:11:41pm
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(They didn't rename it Orem, because they are smarter than us):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosh_HaAyin
Updated Mar 28, 2021 8:17:01pm
Mar 28, 2021 8:17:01pm
Rosh HaAyin sounds a lot like something else...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuCjcxWIYE
Updated Mar 28, 2021 8:34:24pm
Mar 28, 2021 8:34:24pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I just had a sister missionary who is probably young enough to be my niece send me a friend request. I'm ignoring it. They know where I live. Once again, it appears that my plan for free Easter brownies shall be a resounding success! The rest of you can just continue going about your business...
Mar 30, 2021 10:33:21pm
Speaking of Wonder Woman, however, Diana knows all about my 7th house. Don't worry, Spencer! I'm not going to let those brownies come between us!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3S-1fErgnA
Updated Mar 30, 2021 10:59:02pm
Mar 30, 2021 10:59:02pm
Do you know who else has Mars and Uranus in the 7th house--besides myself?

https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/United_States_Declaration_of_Independence
Updated Mar 30, 2021 11:16:31pm
Mar 30, 2021 11:16:31pm
We Taureans can hold our own. Sorta... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qKRebBRjYA
Updated Mar 30, 2021 11:18:58pm
Mar 30, 2021 11:18:58pm
Of course, with my Venus in Aries in the 12th house--there's only ONE person who can get between me and Spencer: not only is she an Aries, but her name means From The Sea...
Updated Mar 30, 2021 11:57:51pm
Mar 30, 2021 11:39:23pm
And Utah--before I go--I just wanted to know what other politicians live there (besides Mitt and Spencer) who would like to speak about the speculative Constitution, as I'm sure there will be plenty more to follow, since it's something we can all worry about later. I'm also certain that's what Ezra Taft Benson meant decades ago when he said you were LATTER-day Saints who would see the White Horse Prophecy fulfilled in our lifetime.
Updated Mar 31, 2021 12:47:19am
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Apr 03, 2021 8:48:17pm
Apr 03, 2021 8:49:10pm
With that being said, we do have a soft spot for Arabian girls...FOURshadowing...

https://archive.bookofmormoncentral.org/content/lesson-46-ishmael-and-his-daughters
Updated Apr 03, 2021 8:59:01pm
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Ryan Webb wrote on Marissa Torrez's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Marissa!!!
Apr 04, 2021 9:23:32am
I am officially on vacation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHXXgX2q4
Updated Apr 04, 2021 9:47:43am
Apr 04, 2021 9:47:43am
Alex Salmond (Capricorn/Zebulun) and Nicola Sturgeon (Cancer/Isaachar) are going to lead St. Andrew's Cross and America (Cancer) into the new age of hyperrationalization. Don't worry about the United Kingdom and Labour (Taurus): we are obviously useless, and you guys are way too good for us. :D
Updated Apr 06, 2021 10:13:36am
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Apr 06, 2021 10:10:13am
Ryan Webb wrote on Dylan C Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Dylan!!!
Apr 09, 2021 11:42:47pm
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Love potion/comfort food recipe #1. Look @[1792744252:2048:Jessica Thompson] I'm using your tools!!! ;)
Love potion/comfort food recipe #1. Look Jessica Thompson I'm using your tools!!! ;)
Apr 11, 2021 12:00:42am
Biden went his own way? Hitler invaded France through the mountains with tanks that had to be built in secret during the Great Depression faster than Biden can evacuate a jackass "UN" brigade with jet aircraft at his disposal--and he is only able to conduct such a cowardly retreat as quickly as he is, because the Nazis invented the computers, jets, and rockets that took his satellites up into orbit. And now, thanks to all of that amazing NAZI technology, Kamala Harris can sit back and watch the Taliban put veils over her Girl Scouts in Afghanistan--except they aren't Girl Scouts anymore--they are just Scouts, because the "Boy" Scouts needed cookies in order to keep their funding available, because they live in a cheapskate French/Catholic country that burned their soldiers at the stake over 700 years ago. GREAT JOB, "LIBERALS"!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/politics/biden-overrules-advisers-afghanistan-withdrawal/index.html
Updated Apr 17, 2021 11:37:31am
Apr 17, 2021 11:37:31am
Vichy France pulled out of Vietnam on the same day that Adolph Hitler shot himself. Coincidence? It is a great day. ;)

https://labyrinthos.co/blogs/tarot-card-meanings-list/four-of-wands-meaning-tarot-card-meanings
Updated Apr 17, 2021 11:46:06am
Apr 17, 2021 11:46:06am
Don't worry, America. I might have Mars and Saturn in Scorpio, but this scene isn't actually going to happen. We're just going to keep this inside joke going on for another 250 years. That's how the British actually operate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCE8jHLJe3g
Updated Apr 17, 2021 11:54:09am
Apr 17, 2021 11:54:09am
By the way, America, this is actually the more interesting battle, because it's what led to your Federal Reserve being taken over by the revolving door that we're all subjected to. I'm just saying. :\
Updated Apr 17, 2021 12:02:07pm
Apr 17, 2021 12:01:16pm
Apr 17, 2021 12:04:35pm
For real, though, Judah--thanks for hosting. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9e_-nkGAHc
Updated Apr 17, 2021 12:08:00pm
Apr 17, 2021 12:08:00pm
It is going to be interesting, however, when Hawaii still has a Union Jack in their flag, but Scotland is independent...it's a bit ironic... :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaE6toi4mk
Updated Apr 17, 2021 12:52:28pm
Apr 17, 2021 12:52:28pm
Maybe Hawaii can adopt a rainbow flag in order to keep Rupert Murdoch and the rest of Team Naphtali out of Coronavirusland?
Updated Apr 20, 2021 11:59:23pm
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In other news, speaking of Virgos, I got stood up this week, and I wasn't even surprised. Taurean Dating 101: it means they like you.
In other news, speaking of Virgos, I got stood up this week, and I wasn't even surprised. Taurean Dating 101: it means they like you.
Apr 17, 2021 1:17:44pm
My sixth house switched gears from Waterloo to Hawaii and I was like...whaaa? Really, we were going to finish taking over the world, but Team Naphtali convinced us that was a bad idea. True story.
Updated Apr 21, 2021 12:00:39am
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Breakfast!!!
Breakfast!!!
Apr 18, 2021 3:37:26pm
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Damn, Ryan. 😳
Damn, Ryan. 😳
Apr 18, 2021 3:43:39pm
Anyhow, I have Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio in my 6th house, but while we're on the subject of Gordon Ramsay, I found out that he was raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, and that he nearly shares a birthday with somebody that he reminds me of. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_(given_name)
Updated Apr 18, 2021 11:03:27pm
Apr 18, 2021 11:03:27pm
Unfortunately, I wasn't born on the Cusp of Power. I just work here...unlike some people that I know...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_Díaz-Canel
Updated Apr 19, 2021 6:41:13pm
Apr 19, 2021 6:41:13pm
Yes. It's a thing. Hitler, the Queen of England, Lenin...
Updated Apr 19, 2021 7:13:14pm
Apr 19, 2021 6:42:51pm
I sort of work here, anyhow...the good news is that you can't go wrong with this channel...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfAE1ojKrPw
Updated Apr 19, 2021 6:56:12pm
Apr 19, 2021 6:51:39pm
I've been thinking all this time that Napthali was an alternate spelling of Naphtali, because I've seen it repeatedly "misspelled", so I've been using them somewhat interchangeably...but now that I think about it...I'm not so sure.

In any case, what's in a name? That is the lesson here. :o

I was going to post on 4/20, but I got caught up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMvuTeCyxs
Updated Apr 21, 2021 12:42:38am
Apr 21, 2021 12:42:38am
(It's a Mercury in Aries thing...)
Updated Apr 21, 2021 12:57:16am
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Updated Apr 21, 2021 10:25:02am
Apr 21, 2021 10:25:02am
It's definitely Wednesday. I'm feeling it again...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGnM9z-U74
Updated Apr 21, 2021 10:59:55am
Apr 21, 2021 10:59:55am
I think it is Napthali, because it's the diminutive form when I'm taking a nap? Inside joke...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HLCasyAh7ic
Updated Apr 21, 2021 11:53:37am
Apr 21, 2021 11:53:37am
Speaking of Michelle Branch and the French, I also had to include a Cancerian in the mix, or else I'm gonna get in trouble. Did anyone else know that the patron saint of beer is the same person who handles the Boy Scouts, by the way? Obviously, those are two things that should be lumped together. They get them started early in Europe. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amandus
Updated Apr 21, 2021 1:10:54pm
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Apr 21, 2021 1:26:01pm
Apr 21, 2021 1:26:18pm
Did BLM just admit they need a white Mormon kid to lead their movement, because they can't take charge of their own situation?

"Why wouldn’t Smith just donate a bunch of money himself, instead of going YOU FIRST to the people working for him?"

https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/2021-04-Utah-Jazz-Ryan-Smith-Dwyane-Wade-A-Rod-16115083.php
Updated Apr 22, 2021 12:50:51pm
Apr 22, 2021 12:50:51pm
Fine. I'll lead you, BLM. As the Nation of Islam will teach you--one must study Dianetics. From there, they will discover Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, Tom Cruise, and our new German owners at SAP SE. We can't breathe, either, but at least we asked for it.
Updated Apr 22, 2021 1:06:47pm
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Updated Apr 22, 2021 1:11:49pm
Apr 22, 2021 1:11:49pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Don't worry, SLC. That last one was on the house. Lord knows you needed it. ;)
Apr 22, 2021 1:12:48pm
We'd offer more assistance, but we wouldn't want to interfere with your "United Nations" again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin
Updated Apr 22, 2021 1:20:53pm
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I made this even better this time. Im kinda shocked that I cooked this. Hahaha!!
I made this even better this time. Im kinda shocked that I cooked this. Hahaha!!
Apr 22, 2021 8:37:22pm
Lenin believed in decentralization and he saw the importance in using the federation in order to empower individuals at a local level, because that's how delegation actually works.
Updated Apr 25, 2021 6:46:32pm
Apr 25, 2021 6:43:30pm
I believe in taking Lenin's philosophy even further--I do my best to let the world run itself entirely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVrBcZOoJ8
Updated Apr 25, 2021 6:45:06pm
Apr 25, 2021 6:45:06pm
Not only did America blow itself up in the Civil War, but the losing side was able to just walk in and take over the winning side's territory, and the winning side wanted to go live in the path of God's wrath. I know this, because I was educated by a slave state that remained in the "nation" that was never about equality so much as fascistic control.

Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqtfKlVyk5A&t#
Updated Apr 27, 2021 11:23:36am
Apr 27, 2021 11:23:36am
I know that I'm not a slave, because the Somerset Park HOA is finally going to fix the water issue in my parking lot. At least that's what they are telling me. You're not so bad, America.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somerset_v_Stewart?fbclid=IwAR1l_e0crKhpoL1I_HsRETOxTR2QnpJfAB5mXeQyOQm2LaZ7cguSeN8iFtk
Updated Apr 27, 2021 1:03:48pm
Apr 27, 2021 1:03:48pm
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I am going to miss the new beachfront property. This was taken today. I was upset about the $327 a month I pay my HOA, but it's location, location, location. Great work, Team Sisolak!!! 😂
I am going to miss the new beachfront property. This was taken today. I was upset about the $327 a month I pay my HOA, but it's location, location, location. Great work, Team Sisolak!!! 😂
Apr 27, 2021 1:18:26pm
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