Friday, August 26, 2022

Ryan Howard Webb's Facebook Backup Copy Part XIII

 

The first video game did have an initial release date of February 14, 1962.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWQYAfuMYw
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Combining Cancer with Aquarius and Sagittarius is like my dad and his brothers. People wonder why I drink so much coffee. My family can be very high energy sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOH_Ij_SPjk&ab_channel=PaulHardcastle-Topic
Updated Jul 10, 2022 3:35:31pm
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It kind of goes even more in depth:

"Cancer, Cancer rising, the Moon dominant, or strong 4th House
The museums for Cancer, Cancer rising, the Moon dominant, or strong 4th House

A museum is par excellence an entirely Cancer concept, since you love to dive in the past to your heart's content. You are fond of ancient institutions, the reputation of which goes far beyond their borders.

The Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam and the Peggy Guggenheim collection in Venice, two cities by the water have everything to please you. The former highlights the Dutch golden age with its sailors and its merchants. As for the American patron of the arts, she had to struggle to settle above the Grand Canal. Once she succeeded, she permanently established residence and organised her apartments in the Palazzo Venier dei Leoni. She received there many friends bearing a famous name, and she experienced artistic immersion in the most intimate way possible.

Regardless of the reputation of the museum you visit, you are always sensitive to anything special prepared for children so that they can appreciate these pleasures very early."
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It's already her birthday in the Netherlands. This can't wait any longer. Here is a little 4th of July leftover from all of us at the United Launch Alliance, Alessia! My 6th house is going to have me very busy tomorrow, but I'm sure it will be worth it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRMDcC0QvFQ&ab_channel=Serhii
Updated Jul 10, 2022 8:51:52pm
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Actually, Raytheon sort of blocked that deal from going through, but it was otherwise a true story...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Dragon_(rocket)
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It really does have her name written all over it, though...

http://www.astronautix.com/s/seabee.html
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Jul 11, 2022 5:36:58pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Wouldn't that be funny if we all found out NASA was going to schedule the release of the first Webb image tomorrow, but that I pulled some strings in the family to get it out a day early for Alessia's birthday? Lol. I wish. I did like this note from NASA, however: "Webb’s image covers a patch of sky approximately the size of a grain of sand held at arm’s length by someone on the ground – and reveals thousands of galaxies in a tiny sliver of vast universe."

To see a World in a Grain of Sand. And a Heaven in a Wild Flower. Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand. And Eternity in an hour.

~ William Blake
Jul 11, 2022 5:46:24pm
Ryan Webb wrote on Gary D Prince's timeline.
Happy Birthday, Brother Prince!!!
Jul 15, 2022 8:19:53am
If I ever got into an argument with Dinesh D'Souza, I would simply tell him that I'm not a Democrat, because I'm a Scottish Royalist who considers the American Revolution to have been a complete waste of time; however, he is proof that this was a fantastic idea, because he's still paying them dividends:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa_Inquisition
Updated Jul 15, 2022 9:06:58am
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Of course, I dont think D'Souza would be brave enough to debate his white Vedic master--given my Welsh ancestry.

"While Leibniz was examining other cultures to compare his metaphysical views, he encountered an ancient Chinese book I Ching. Leibniz interpreted a diagram which showed yin and yang and corresponded it to a zero and one."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Wilhelm_Leibniz
Updated Jul 15, 2022 9:18:21am
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More importantly, even if I couldn't lose the debate, there is always the Water Tiger of Oregon--she would tell me not to bother, because they aren't important enough for us to talk to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myG0eFSdd2c&ab_channel=ThePsychedelicMuse
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I also heard that Mitt Romney is going to bring back the United Order, except that would make too much sense for people in Utah.

"The Essenes lived in various cities but congregated in communal life dedicated to voluntary poverty, daily immersion, and asceticism (their priestly class practiced celibacy)...

The Teacher of Righteousness of the Scrolls would seem to be a prototype of Jesus, for both spoke of the New Covenant; they preached a similar gospel; each was regarded as a Savior or Redeemer; and each was condemned and put to death by reactionary factions... We do not know whether Jesus was an Essene, but some scholars feel that he was at least influenced by them."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenes
Updated Jul 15, 2022 10:15:18am
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Seriously, though--I can already tell you that BYU players will be kneeling before their game with Notre Dame--because Brett Kavanaugh is their MASTER and they believe in SUBMISSION to Roman authority. That I can assure you.

"He went to Rome in 1280 in order to convert Pope Nicholas III to Judaism on the day before Rosh Hashanah. The Pope was in Suriano when he heard of it, and he issued orders to 'burn the fanatic' as soon as he reached that place."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Abulafia
Updated Jul 15, 2022 10:38:02am
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Mother Orem doesn't have masters, however. The one thing I agree with Brett Kavanaugh on is the fact that we should definitely abolish stare decisis--along with the entire US legal profession.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYXFTKSEEO0&ab_channel=EpicMoments
Updated Jul 15, 2022 2:14:16pm
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Cancerians named Tom are a lot like inflation--it's stopping them that's the problem. I tried warning people. :\

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise
Updated Jul 15, 2022 2:26:03pm
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I just saw the new Top Gun about an hour ago. I am a little excited about the possibility of making that actually happen...

https://www.boeing.com/defense/fa-18-super-hornet/
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For instance, imagine how cool it would be for a rogue Super Hornet from Hill Air Force Base to evade all of the defenses of Area 51 in order to drop a Mark 84 on the Trump International Hotel. They thought we were the Beehive? My third house says think again...that's how we play the game in Oregon...
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I'm just saying--as Trump said, if he had been President, then this war wouldn't have happened. That's because he's a boring person. Let's all just take a moment to thank God that he is no longer in that role...now he gets to be the REAL center of attention!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qho4pKxUY1k&ab_channel=PBSNewsHour
Updated Jul 15, 2022 2:49:09pm
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After all, where I come from, it is not even allowed--at least if it is caffeinated. It would be funnier if it wasn't true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp_KhU2h5XQ&ab_channel=SceneCity
Updated Jul 15, 2022 2:52:34pm
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Indeed, the main difference between someone from Oregon and someone from Orem is that in Orem we learn at a very early age that it isn't what is legal that is the question--the real question is whether or not you are going to leave a trail behind...
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Speaking of Toms--this is why my sixth house with Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio does not normally give me the day off on Fridays.
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We take Notre Dame very seriously, though...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonan_Cross_Oath
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We take Notre Dame about as seriously as we take Ronald Reagan, Brett Kavanaugh, John Roberts, Mitch McConell, Amy Coney Barrett--and any other Aquarian who doesn't have any:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDJOXiPSRIs&ab_channel=1123Uploader
Updated Jul 15, 2022 4:14:18pm
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Enjoy your elections this year, America--because I don't fucking care about them. That's because I'm British. I have no Common Sense. That's what happens when you abolish slavery first.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/genesis/49-4.htm
Updated Jul 15, 2022 4:39:02pm
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Also, City of Henderson, NV, the real Water Street District is actually still in my parking lot--right underneath my vehicle at the moment, which is a spot that I was obviously overtaxed on for no real reason. You Yankees learn so quickly...it's not as if we have to report the same serious problems to you over and over and over again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somerset_v_Stewart
Updated Jul 15, 2022 4:43:57pm
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It's ok, though, Kavanaugh: not all of us can be Japanese--the real master race.

"Naruhito is interested in water policy and water conservation, and likes to play viola."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruhito
Updated Jul 15, 2022 4:51:50pm
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By the way, this is what happens when my 6th house meets my 11th house (25°59' Aquarius) with Pallas and Lilith in Pisces. We try to keep them away from each other...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsujpW0TmRg&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Jul 15, 2022 5:00:11pm
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Also, we already tried Prozac on my 11th house. So don't ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Xas8XU0vo&ab_channel=JennFiorentino
Updated Jul 15, 2022 7:40:20pm
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Is anyone else going to talk about when Maverick had 33 rounds of ammunition and you knew it was on? That's a sign of exaltation...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M7ZxVc7XGU&ab_channel=PremiumMusicHQ
Updated Jul 15, 2022 9:15:12pm
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I just wanted to point that out. :\

https://astrology.community/moon-taurus/
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It's 2022 and we're still taking fools to Camelot. I don't know why we do it...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninian
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Not a lot of people realize that St. Patrick actually answers to them, however:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo&ab_channel=MontyPython
Updated Jul 15, 2022 10:11:30pm
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For those that missed this, did you know that Gwenovier/Jennifer may mean 'the fair one' (from Proto-Celtic 'Windo-seibrā'), and that the name is associated with the symbols of the scorpion, bashmu, and cannabis? King Arthur's wife is still illegal in Texas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishara#Etymology
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I'm about to call Holy Grail Plumbing out to this neighbourhood. It'll be like this: we're here to fix your pipes--once and for all...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBDZwNXzy_0&ab_channel=JazzCafeMusic
Updated Jul 17, 2022 9:20:23am
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That 7th house Mars in Scorpio of mine is definitely illegal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpE9txmhAm8&ab_channel=Tevātea
Updated Jul 17, 2022 12:56:35pm
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Before I went to Top Gun, I was compelled to grab a plain white t-shirt out of my closet, and I was thinking to myself, "This has something to do with something, but I don't know what."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cistercians
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UNLV is going to come out in their white uniforms, and they're going to tell Notre Dame--we were going to play you guys today, but we thought there were better things to do...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divinization_(Christian)
Updated Jul 17, 2022 7:53:42pm
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I'll be getting a doctorate from UNLV in about 2,000 more years.

"Pope Francis declared Irenaeus the 37th Doctor of the Church on 21 January 2022."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irenaeus
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She's definitely not allowed at BYU. She's even NAMED coffee? Could your parents have made your apostasy anymore obvious?!?

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/07/12/linda-coffee-abortion-texas-roe/
Updated Jul 17, 2022 8:03:37pm
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That last question was rhetorically aimed back at myself from my 4th house. I'm not exactly Hamlet. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_qCUCVz0o&ab_channel=DJElectricSamurai
Updated Jul 17, 2022 8:05:52pm
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The American Revolution wasn't a complete failure, however, because watching the Jesuit led "U.S." Supreme Court (who became "powerful" thanks to a vile and wealthy Scottish reality star) flock around black men in a desperate attempt to drive out the Ishmaelites while they simultaneously destroy any remaining semblance of trust in the judicial system of the East India Company has the entire Commonwealth of Nations rolling over in laughter! We don't know how to make funny things ourselves, though, because we are obviously Nazis in our relatively peaceful homes in Switzerland, Scandinavia, Canada, Iceland, the Netherlands, Prussia, and even Ireland--the latter of which is becoming more and more lenient towards abortion. Show us how it's done, Texas! The nukes are still in Iraq, too. We believe you!!!
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As usual, it's my Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiBTa5B5J9w&ab_channel=TomNeptunes
Updated Jul 18, 2022 12:01:50am
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You can tell this guy is one of us, because he knows how to throw down, even though he only has 345 subscribers. Lol. Moon trine Neptune in the 8th house is very much for the love of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWtSBx5Fmz8&ab_channel=TomNeptunes
Updated Jul 19, 2022 9:10:41pm
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Some people get confused that I compare myself to the Pope/Hierophant at times, even though I also say that I'll kick the shit out of the Pope at other times. Keep in mind that I have Sun, Moon, Venus, Mercury, and Ceres here...
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I thought it was interesting how that YouTube channel pointed out how my 6th house of Pluto and Saturn in Scorpio manages my 12th house of Sun and Moon in 33 degrees Taurus in the 12th house trine Neptune in Capricorn in the 8th house with Pallas conjunct Lilith in Pisces in the 11th house and Mercury conjunct Venus in Aries in the 12th house, because that is a lot to manage. Also, I'm really not talking about myself--it's my Juno in Gemini and Vesta in Cancer in the 2nd house. I'm what it would be like watching Alessia Cara (Cancer with Moon in Gemini) performing some Amy Winehouse (Pluto and Saturn in the 6th house) covers in Allegiant Stadium (the "Death" Star/Scorpio), which is a fantasy that I would like to see become a reality, since I do live in Henderson (Nevada State Scorpions), NV (the Silver State/12th house). Cuz if I'm not the Pope, then I'm definitely the other one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zNHZkT3DXk&ab_channel=AlecBenjamin
Updated Jul 19, 2022 11:16:00pm
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I like how Conversation and Constellations compares your natal chart to a car (the Chariot) and your daily activities in the 6th house to someone repeating themselves constantly, because it is true that with my having Pluto and Saturn in my 6th house--I do constantly talk to older people more or less daily about what would happen if they crash their car and die. Is that coincidence? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok8wljtVPDU&ab_channel=FatimaHajji
Updated Jul 20, 2022 1:22:01pm
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My progressed chart has Juno in Cancer in the 1st house and Venus in Gemini in the 12th. If that doesn't say I honestly would marry Alessia Cara in a heartbeat...given her natal chart...
My progressed chart has Juno in Cancer in the 1st house and Venus in Gemini in the 12th. If that doesn't say I honestly would marry Alessia Cara in a heartbeat...given her natal chart...
Jul 21, 2022 11:55:14pm
The Moon in Libra in the 4th house is like my distant uncle...

https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/William_Shakespeare
Updated Jul 21, 2022 11:59:06pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
After all, this is very much a Juno in the 1st house conversation. I wouldn't mind being called Ryan Cara if she wanted it. It's 2022. I already told her that with me being of Scottish heritage and living in Vegas and with her being of Italian heritage and Canadian citizenship that we're practically a red neck version of The Parent Trap. :\

"Doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself."
Jul 22, 2022 12:08:44am
Ryan Webb wrote on Robert Webb's timeline.
Happy Birthday to my movie partner in crime! Love ya!!!
Jul 22, 2022 6:28:08pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
For those who aren't aware, it is my dad's birthday today. There isn't really a song and dance for that guy that I can pull off. :P
Jul 22, 2022 6:39:35pm
As a teenager, I was quite a rebellious child, and I really got into it with my parents about having to go to church--to a point whereby I had a lot of anger issues--insofar that I wanted to see Mormonism abolished; however, I found peace in my life, because I discovered that I don't need to abolish Mormonism. Glenn Beck does it for me.
Updated Jul 23, 2022 6:03:02pm
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Ryan Webb updated his status.
Btw, Glenn, I don't own Starbucks, but I do own Yum brands, and if you want to talk about a stock that is underperforming--it's you and your Colonel Sanders looking ass, bro...Jesus Christ.
Jul 23, 2022 1:00:41pm
My 5th house--according to my Secondary Directions at the moment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEzskNtFnIY&ab_channel=SophieRobson
Updated Jul 23, 2022 1:08:37pm
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Btw, Fox News and Elon Musk--nice job going after Twitter. I'm enjoying the revenue that you are providing. With that being said--AT LEAST WE OFFER VOTING SHARES!!! YOUR STOCK IS AS FAKE AS YOUR PLASTIC AND UNINCORPORATED "CITY"!!!
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Sun, Mercury, and Venus in Gemini in the 12th house and Uranus in Sage in the 6th house is an oxymoron. How do I hide that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-0d1sL_z8&ab_channel=RazNitzanMusic
Updated Jul 23, 2022 1:29:20pm
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I'm just saying: my current Secondary Directions/5th house with Pluto in beautiful Libra and Mars and Saturn in Scorpio (as played by a Scorpio named LEOnardo/5th house) ARE looking mighty similar...
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If anyone wants to have a false sense of privacy and security under any social network run by Snapchat, Rupert Murdoch, Fox News, and Elon Musk--be our guests!!!
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That's why I post all of this on Facebook. I know you pieces of shit are watching me. I just wanted you to know how much I really care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yky4QtRX_DI&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Jul 23, 2022 4:59:03pm
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I'm no Mordoch. I'm something else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marduk
Updated Jul 23, 2022 5:02:04pm
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My 5th house just did that. It had them screaming OMG. Literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEVcicug94w&ab_channel=FatimaHajji
Updated Jul 23, 2022 5:03:59pm
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Aint nobody that can bring the drums I need like Fatima and her sexy self.

https://blog.oup.com/2012/12/mars-and-music/
Updated Jul 23, 2022 5:11:28pm
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For the Essenes amongst us, this is where Saturn fits in with Mars in my fifth house:

"Giovanni Guidi’s group, however, from roughly the same time period, intermixes the Arts of the trivium and the quadrivium (left to right): Logic (laurel branch and scorpion/Aristotle); Arithmetic (abacus/Pythagoras); Geometry (compass & square/Euclid); *Astrology (Armillary sphere/Ptolemy); Rhetoric (scroll/Cicero); Grammar (two small boys & stick/Priscian); Music (portative organ/Tubal Cain)."

https://www2.naz.edu/dept/philosophy/liberal-arts-resources/classical-images-gallery/
Updated Jul 23, 2022 6:13:15pm
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Saturn is associated with heavy metals in astrology: "He is stated as the 'forger of all instruments of bronze and iron.'"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubal-cain
Updated Jul 23, 2022 6:15:05pm
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Speaking of which, welcome to my current Secondary Direction of House III 12°13' Leo.
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Before I forget, though, I didn't tell any of you this, but speaking of Scorpio, they had Guns N' Roses playing in a Mormon church last time I was up there. I'm still paying my respects...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR5GN2aPsyY&ab_channel=zevnikov
Updated Jul 23, 2022 6:30:13pm
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My North Node in Gemini is more along the lines of what is on the projector of my progressed astrological chart at the moment, and that's a lot...since it's in the 12th house with my progressed Sun, Venus, and Mercury placements. However, the 6th house governs the 12th house, and my Uranus in Sage is officially running the show. Glenn Beck says that the progressives are bad, though. I guess that's true. We're bad. We're bad. You know it!!! :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OVx482AL8&ab_channel=MarioTranceProject
Updated Jul 23, 2022 7:46:06pm
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My 3rd house in my progressed chart is like, How much is free speech REALLY worth to you, though, America? $54.20 a share--for a total purchase price of about $44 billion--except not even that? How much are you spending on the F-35 alone? That does say a lot about what the Iranians call the Great Satan. We wouldn't know about that at Goldman Sachs, however. Would we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0D_pGYO16Q&ab_channel=THESSALONIAN31N
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:22:45pm
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Ryan Webb is feeling silly.
Do you see how I just capitalized How after that comma? That wasn't a grammatical error. That was a grammatical INVENTION...
Jul 23, 2022 8:24:06pm
When you're a Taurus, you are ruled by Venus at birth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:31:15pm
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Neptune in Capricorn in my 6th house is also an everyday thing now, so I guess that I can honestly call myself a musician now? Jupiter in Capricorn is in my 7th house, so I guess the devil is related to Howard Hughes, Area 51, and the rest of these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDqq88SntQo&ab_channel=SpeedsoundREC
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:38:38pm
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Freemasons ask weird questions. Could we see God through scientific knowledge if we go back far enough into the beginning of the Universe? That would take a really long time to figure out...

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2022/07/james-webb-telescope-image-most-distant-galaxy/670616/
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:42:00pm
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That was a question that is being asked by my progressed Jupiter in Capricorn, which is a house that is ruled by Venus...it is also associated with my 4th house Moon in Libra...

https://wisdomtavern.com/venus-in-seventh-house/
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:47:33pm
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I have Venus in the 12th house of my progressed chart, along with Sun in Gemini, however, which is why you are getting all of this live:

https://www.templepurohit.com/7th-house-astrology-libra-traits/
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:49:13pm
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At least we've moved past Albert Pike. Texas don't want none of us. We might not be the brightest in the 12th house, but it's whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9VcGcw6UXA&ab_channel=TheUniverseGalaxyNBA
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:52:42pm
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My progressed Sun and Venus in Gemini in opposition to my Moon in Libra in the 4th house is like Kanye and Kim Kardashian level shit. Damn. That is dramatic. I didn't know my Neptune in Capricorn in the 6th house could go into it like that, either...off the cuff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJiK-kdDb4&ab_channel=KanyeWestVEVO
Updated Jul 23, 2022 8:59:04pm
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This is basically how my 6th house is now related to my progressed 5th house. They know me at Rise. Believe that. That's what Rebels do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnU2ucehQUs&ab_channel=ComedyCentralStand-Up
Updated Jul 23, 2022 9:03:25pm
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Also, if you haven't seen Thor: Love and Thunder yet, then this is a spoiler alert, but since I'm still waiting to hear back from everyone on this, how did everyone like it during the teaser after the credits ended when I showed up as the Resurrected Iron Man in the time portal that was moved to Area 51 with my progressive first house Juno in Cancer Kolobian wife as portrayed by Alessia Cara?

https://www.amazon.com/First-Life-Faith-Emma-Smith/dp/1629728780
Updated Jul 23, 2022 11:04:24pm
Jul 23, 2022 11:04:24pm
These are my progressed 7th house Jupiter in Capricorn jokes. Jupiter is named after Zeus and Marduk, anyhow....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob
Updated Jul 23, 2022 11:12:22pm
Jul 23, 2022 11:12:22pm
This girl is a Libra, though. That makes sense that she was wearing the white sneakers in her last video, cuz speaking of my progressed Jupiter in Capricorn in the 7th house, I'm sort of the opposite of Heaven's Gate, and she obviously belongs in our club. We're the path that leads to eternal damnation. I'm not going to bother capitalizing that as a proper title. So don't ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziiqYw4zmWM&ab_channel=ComedyCentralStand-Up
Updated Jul 23, 2022 11:17:38pm
Jul 23, 2022 11:17:38pm
Progressing from my Sun in Taurus in the 12th house to Sun in Gemini in the 12th house is like that thing those Mormons talk about.

"The circle was believed to magically protect the deceased, cause the head and body to be enveloped in light and warmth, making the deceased divine. It replaced the earlier cow-amulet."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypocephalus
Updated Jul 23, 2022 11:56:00pm
Jul 23, 2022 11:56:00pm
I just wanted to see Gemini make some profound astrological comments that are arguably historically accurate Egyptian religion. It's sort of like a Mormon putting a 4-year-old kid in front of Richard Dawkins and having them bear their testimony before asking them if he's also ready to tell them that Santa Claus isn't real. It's a dirty way to win the "debate", but it's still rather amusing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ncw4BQ7KU&ab_channel=IIIIILonelySouLIIIII
Updated Jul 24, 2022 12:03:21am
Jul 24, 2022 12:03:21am
My progressed 12 house in Gemini says that next time we invent a new religion, we swear to Ourselves that we're not going to put NEARLY this much work into it...

"Age of Gemini 6450 BCE 4300 BCE Invention of writing, 'increased trade'"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_age
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:01:09am
Jul 24, 2022 1:01:09am
In other news, with the neverending holes around my parking lot and the uninstalled tiles that have been on my roof for weeks, much like our solar calendar at the moment, it appears that the Vatican is somewhere in between the end of the Age of Leo 10750 BCE 8600 BCE (earliest urbanization) and the beginning of the Age of Cancer 8600 BCE 6450 BCE (beginning of the Chalcolithic). I didn't know that the Chalcolithic and Cancer were connected with copper, but I guess it makes sense, because it is a good conductor of electricity, which is more or less what Elon Musk and Tesla are about. It makes one wonder what else those ancient people were actually capable of--unless you're one of those people that call themselves a scholar. :\
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:14:33am
Jul 24, 2022 1:12:45am
That Jeff Mills album is from 1997. I have to let these young Thundercats in my 6th house realize how old they really are if I'm gonna have any chance with them...

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/planets/pluto-in-sagittarius
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:19:59am
Jul 24, 2022 1:19:59am
At least when it comes to this ONE:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessia_Cara
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:21:25am
Jul 24, 2022 1:21:25am
Timeline photos
Alessia has obviously progressed enough to rule the Vatican with her Sun (Leo) in the 2nd house (Taurus/Hierophant). That's how we'll finally meet each other...in my dreams...
Alessia has obviously progressed enough to rule the Vatican with her Sun (Leo) in the 2nd house (Taurus/Hierophant). That's how we'll finally meet each other...in my dreams...
Jul 24, 2022 1:42:14am
Ryan Webb is feeling excited.
Also, Alessia's progressed chart shows Mars in Cancer in the 1st house and she has Juno in Aries, so hopefully she will recognize the new and improved me with my progressed Ascendant in Cancer and 11th house in Aries, because she's my Sun, Moon, Venus and Mercury...she's all I'm ever really talking about...
Jul 24, 2022 2:00:58am
After all, Alessia does have North Node conjunct Fortune in her 4th house Libra in her progressed chart, and I have Moon in Libra in the 4th house and Fortune in Libra in the 5th house in my own progressed chart, and Libra does govern marriage, so I think it's safe to say that we're going to be making it official soon enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F18B41L_-eY&ab_channel=GabrielaFernandesBarcelosFernandes
Updated Jul 24, 2022 9:21:15am
Jul 24, 2022 9:21:15am
My progressed Neptune in Capricorn in the 6th and Uranus in Sagittarius in the 6th is also gonna fit in rather nicely with Alessia's Neptune in Capricorn in the 7th. You don't need to do anything, Alessia. Only if you want to. Let me do all the work...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzVGzblTa1U&ab_channel=JazzCafeMusic
Updated Jul 24, 2022 9:28:33am
Jul 24, 2022 9:28:33am
We don't say until death do we part in Utah, though. With that being said, there is plenty of death in my progressed 5th house. It happens. Repeatedly, as a matter of fact. That's what keep things interesting around here. When one thinks about it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpoHBTeyFxg&ab_channel=FilidaPalomo
Updated Jul 24, 2022 10:22:14am
Jul 24, 2022 10:22:14am
Jul 24, 2022 11:44:40am
I actually don't know the real difference between life and death. Life is just interactions between complex organic compounds of cosmic dust that fit certain definitions under assumed parameters. And if we're unable to communicate with the other civilizations in other galaxies, even if they are far more advanced and numerous than us, is there really any point to acquiring knowledge from the scientific assumption of the heat death of the universe?
Updated Jul 29, 2022 4:57:56pm
Jul 24, 2022 12:02:13pm
That must be why this mix was posted on Alessia's birthday in 20/20, because as Grandma McQuivey would say, I focus too much on the philosophies of men...and that's perfect vision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgGbe-Mo-jc&ab_channel=RazNitzanMusic
Updated Jul 24, 2022 12:07:26pm
Jul 24, 2022 12:07:26pm
At least I thought that--until Alessia entered the equation of my progressed 5th house. I get hungry just thinking about her and Vesta in Cancer. I'm just going with my gut instincts--to be honest.

https://www.osteriadigiovanni.com/italian-food-culture-our-liquid-gold/
Updated Jul 24, 2022 12:20:24pm
Jul 24, 2022 12:20:24pm
My progressed 5th house more or less used to be my natal 6th house, which is associated with the stomach. That's what I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8nZp-LWJss&ab_channel=edition49musicpublishingcompany
Updated Jul 24, 2022 12:23:39pm
Jul 24, 2022 12:23:39pm
It takes a rare person to find entertainment in religion, but I flatter myself to be one of them, because I do ask myself odd questions sometimes. For instance, if I really do become the Pope, would I have to learn all 10,000 officially recognized saints? Would there be a Papal CliffsNotes book upon initiation? Or are you theoretically allowed to just wear the hat thingy and carry the papal ferula around and let people stand in awe of you?

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/04/24/papal-saints-once-a-given-now-extremely-rare/
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:04:52pm
Jul 24, 2022 1:04:52pm
St. Ryan Cara. I am declaring ourselves one now. We're going down together. Heaven and Earth shall pass away...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYF8YhIEWjM&ab_channel=ComedyCentral
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:06:03pm
Jul 24, 2022 1:06:03pm
That's true what Ayo says about Virgos timetabling, because when you've dealt with Pluto and Saturn in a natal 6th house of Virgo--it makes perfect sense--since Saturn's festival in the Roman calendar led to his association with concepts of time, especially the temporal transition of the New Year: at least I read that on Wikipedia. If that isn't obvious enough, however, Jupiter is now in my progressed 7th house, which is associated with Libra. Now I know why they banished us to Safed and try not to talk about us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KfNjCniogk&ab_channel=Refinery29
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:24:55pm
Jul 24, 2022 1:24:55pm
My progressed Neptune in Capricorn in the 6th house is something I'm going to need to watch out for, however. Good luck controlling Virgo, Kavanaugh. They are very much 1 Kings 8:27: commercial use.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers#20th-century_use
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:39:31pm
Jul 24, 2022 1:39:31pm
In fact, dealing with some of these people on the streets in Vegas actually taught me a lot growing up here. When it comes to Chemistry, there are certain people who can make drugs faster than they can pass laws in order to outlaw them. It's probably better if we just didn't try. What's funny is that this isn't even a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siXRy42nBAY&ab_channel=ComedyCentralStand-Up
Updated Jul 24, 2022 1:42:24pm
Jul 24, 2022 1:42:24pm
Uranus in Sagittarius is very much about turning ordinary things into encounters with the Divine. That's probably why my family became Mormons. They were like...oh, yeah! We've all seen God, too! That makes sense. In trees? Where else would God be? Pass that joint...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRAezlFcDwc&ab_channel=SoothingRelaxation
Updated Jul 24, 2022 2:03:48pm
Jul 24, 2022 2:03:48pm
Since I have Neptune in Capricorn and Uranus in Sagittarius in my progressed 6th, it is only fair to point out that my past two days of material has been primarily fueled by a steady diet of coffee, marijuana edibles, and a small amount of french fries. That's how I can relate so much to Ayo. It's starting to look like a Jewish October around these Christian lands. I don't know how it's possible to be so attracted to my Shechinah who's obviously trapped in a rabbi's body. Also, I wouldn't blame anyone who doesn't believe in Alessia's progressed 8th house of Uranus in Sagittarius, since the 8th house is ruled by Scorpio and the apostle Thomas...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dulPQuNFqY&ab_channel=RazNitzanMusic
Updated Jul 24, 2022 2:24:45pm
Jul 24, 2022 2:24:45pm
However, there is an argument to be made that Thomas is Gemini, which is associated with my progressed 12th house. According to this website, "The apostle Thomas's name literally means 'twin' in Aramaic and Greek. Represented by the Twins and known for their dual personalities, Geminis have a way of seeing the world in multiple ways, both of which are passionate in their own respect. One side of Gemini is full of wit and charm, while the other is serious and analytical."

https://www.ranker.com/list/jesus-disciples-zodiac/crystal-brackett
Updated Jul 24, 2022 2:27:18pm
Jul 24, 2022 2:27:18pm
Jul 24, 2022 2:29:49pm
Since Alessia's the one with her progressed Sun in Leo (Judah/lion) and I'm here with Sun in Gemini (Benjamin/wolf)--at this point, I think it would probably be best for Her Excellency to make the next move. She's gonna rule my 12th house like Queen Davina. I have been a bad boy recently. I have finally lived up to my name and reputation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkRZYcjNpM&ab_channel=DailyMail
Updated Jul 25, 2022 8:25:14pm
Jul 25, 2022 8:25:14pm
I'm just saying...the Sun is in Leo at the moment, and it's Monday and I've obviously got someone on my mind. My progressed 9th house in Aquarius and Midheaven in Pisces is going to get me into even more trouble. I really shouldn't be saying all of this. Especially out loud. Am I saying this out loud, though? I never really understood the 12th house. I have the feeling that whenever I wake up from this dream, that I'm going to wish it was real...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Al8valACfA&ab_channel=NaturalezaViva-SonidosyPaisajesIncreíbles
Updated Jul 25, 2022 9:05:42pm
Jul 25, 2022 9:05:42pm
That's actually going to be my new response when people ask me what religion I believe in. I'll just call myself an Alessian, and if they ask me what that is, I'll just bee like...wouldn't you like to know? That wasn't a typo, either. Welcome to my progressed 1st house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exF0wWqzHDY&ab_channel=TheGrandSound
Updated Jul 25, 2022 9:27:31pm
Jul 25, 2022 9:27:31pm
If Cancer is in my 1st house, though, am I one of those America 1st people now, since America is a Cancerian nation born on July 4th? Dear God. I've become a Republican in the closet. My Sun, Venus, and Mercury in Gemini in my progressed 12th house is pulling one of those Psalm 137 verse 5 kinds of things:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_137
Updated Jul 25, 2022 10:05:32pm
Jul 25, 2022 10:05:32pm
What's Glenn Beck going to do once he realizes the "progressives" are actually extreme religious zealots, such as "myself"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjUrN1mVaQ&ab_channel=TheGrandSound
Updated Jul 25, 2022 10:09:09pm
Jul 25, 2022 10:09:09pm
Cancer in the 1st house (Aries) is like putting an American flag on Mars, though...Elon Musk...we forgive you, buddy. With that being said, you really need to get back to work. Focus on what's important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8W1m57U5zc&ab_channel=DeepMe
Updated Jul 25, 2022 10:18:01pm
Jul 25, 2022 10:18:01pm
Alessia's natal chart has Sun at 19 degrees in Cancer and in my progressive chart my 2nd house is at 21 degrees Cancer. Also, this mix was posted on July 12th, 2022. It's a late birthday present for her. Astrology isn't an exact science, anyhow...with that being said, I do have some Cancerian people in my life who've paid my bills, which is why I now have my 3rd house in Leo. Apparently.
Updated Jul 25, 2022 11:39:30pm
Jul 25, 2022 11:38:43pm
Jul 26, 2022 12:10:27am
My progressed 4th house in Virgo that also contains my Moon in 1 degree Libra and my 5th house Fortune in Libra somehow manages to stay modest about it, however, which is unfortunate for us all, but it is what it is. I also noticed that Alessia has her progressed North Node conjunct Fortune in her 4th house of Libra, but that might just be a coincidence? I would give her everything I own, though. What's mine is hers. It's honestly not money that draws me to her. I'm the type of guy who can eat oatmeal and spaghetti everyday. We all know this. However, since Fortune Libra is in my 5th house, and her 4th house, I guess that means that her family helps bring my family out? I'm still working out the details on these progressed charts. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8eROFxt_l0&ab_channel=DeepMe
Updated Jul 26, 2022 5:54:58am
Jul 26, 2022 5:54:58am
A guy like me marrying Alessia would be pretty similar to this guy's coming out party, though. Maybe that's why her progressed 4th house north node is in my 5th house. I have to admit....she's got me feeling like...
Updated Jul 26, 2022 7:33:29am
Jul 26, 2022 6:08:34am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
My friends at Warner Bros owed Disney a cross reference--thanks to the Marvel reference they allowed in the new Elvis movie. It's not a conspiracy theory. It's a conspiracy fact. That's Ezra Taft Benson and Mars, Pluto, and Saturn in my 5th house. I'm not even high this morning. Laura just happened to wake me up a little early. :\
Jul 26, 2022 6:12:49am
My progressed 5th house Pluto in Libra and Saturn in Scorpio is also saying that she really is going to be born again...if her natal chart of Pluto in Libra and Saturn in Scorpio is any indication. I might be the devil, but I tell no lies...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QDDzaY1LtU&ab_channel=vs_affected
Updated Jul 26, 2022 6:31:14am
Jul 26, 2022 6:31:14am
This Ukrainian soldier is now fit to serve with self-centered Republican douchebags like Dick Cheney, Glenn Beck, Brett Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, John Roberts--and the rest of those ruled by Uranus at birth, which ALLOWED terrorists trained by the CIA to fly planes into buildings in New York City before requesting assistance from all of the other "dumb leaders" in NATO after 9/11. Congratulations on your Russification! Tell Ron Paul this: we actually don't want your assistance killing all of your "smart" Russian friends, East India Company: THE SCOTTISH ROYALISTS OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE WILL CONTINUE SLAUGHTERING THEM PURELY FOR THE LULZ! ALL OF US STOCKHOLDERS AT LOCKHEED MARTIN, GENERAL ELECTRIC, AND THE REST OF THE SO-CALLED "MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL" COMPLEX ARE EVEN WILLING TO TAKE A FINANCIAL HIT FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT THAT YOU ARE PROVIDING US! THANKS SO MUCH FOR PLAYING OUR GREAT GAME! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/horrifying-footage-appears-to-show-russian-captors-castrating-a-ukrainian-prisoner-of-war-221414554.html
Updated Jul 28, 2022 4:53:03pm
Jul 28, 2022 4:53:03pm
P.S. Unlike her "male" counterparts, Amy Coney Barrett might actually have some, but the jury is still out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1H9XDBwqA8&ab_channel=MulaMovieclips
Updated Jul 28, 2022 5:08:04pm
Jul 28, 2022 5:08:04pm
We won't talk about the other natal Aquarians by the names of Ronald Reagan and Hunter Biden, because it's too coincidental...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsaJMM55PYI&ab_channel=FoxNews
Updated Jul 28, 2022 5:11:52pm
Jul 28, 2022 5:11:52pm
Jul 28, 2022 5:12:31pm
That's why I didn't go to law school at UNLV. It just wouldn't have been fair. My family be like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmR4qCYF3b8&ab_channel=JimmyKimmelLive
Updated Jul 28, 2022 5:53:09pm
Jul 28, 2022 5:53:09pm
This is if Ken Jennings was a boxer. Meet my new Mercury in Gemini, ladies and gentlemen. I wish it would stop...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHA8e7_DCkw&ab_channel=Joe
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:00:13pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:00:13pm
Speaking of which, I still wonder why Ken turned Harry Reid down...if Tom Cotton could do the job...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZWACrey_Mk&ab_channel=MichaelAlbrecht
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:02:25pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:02:25pm
And they say that Jupiter in Capricorn is debilitated. In my progressed 7th house? I'm not so sure about that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb395dr-C4
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:05:27pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:05:27pm
I'm from Sharon, Utah for a reason...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_de_la_Rose
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:06:14pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:06:14pm
Cuz if I have to go to Washington D.C., Mr. Jennings, then YOU have to come to Washington D.C. One of us needs to have actual brains. I'll let my loyal Facebook followers guess who that one person is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0AnJKKwhQ0&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:10:22pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:10:22pm
My progressed 3rd house in Leo is BOLD. Even I can't believe what comes out of my fingers these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82nyLAAUrk&ab_channel=AnnStoyanova
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:12:58pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:12:58pm
Also, my progressed 12th house has no problem WRITING marijuana prescriptions: Gemini governs them. Would anyone on the "U.S." Supreme Court like to argue with that?

https://www.prevention.com/health/a20512787/why-your-fingers-swell/
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:34:50pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:34:50pm
If it's legal for doctors in the State of Utah, then why should it be a felony, Mormons? Have you ever asked yourselves that question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kucrDNsOOQ&ab_channel=SongsoftheHeart1820
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:41:29pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:41:29pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:42:32pm
I basically just tell the Utah Highway Patrol the following: Look! You know Mormons run this state--and that they could also pull Idaho and Wyoming to their side if they wanted to. That's SIX Senators that could swing BLUE at election time, because I RESPECT BOYS IN BLUE. You're telling me that Joseph Smith saw God in a GROVE? Well...MY SIXTH HOUSE SEES GOD IN THE FOREST!!! AND HE IS MUCH BIGGER!!! SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W4AF9xbfEE&ab_channel=DeepMe
Updated Jul 28, 2022 6:59:08pm
Jul 28, 2022 6:59:08pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Actually, that is my 4th house, which doesn't really need to say anything, because Grandma Webb knows all those people...
Jul 28, 2022 6:59:48pm
Also, my progressed 7th house and Jupiter in Capricorn rules over these...I'm not exactly Doogie Howser, M.D. I'm just saying... :\

https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/news/20180914/coffee-may-have-another-perk-for-kidney-patients
Updated Jul 28, 2022 7:47:04pm
Jul 28, 2022 7:47:04pm
Jul 28, 2022 7:48:25pm
Just be glad that I'm not a competitor, Starbucks, because my coffee shop would be called something else. If you think you have good music in your stores, wait until you hear my Neptune in Capricorn in my progressed 6th...even though we'd be open from 7 to 11...selling Mormon Tea to unbelievers on the side...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkCM0mVKQic&ab_channel=DBC-DeadBeatClub♪
Updated Jul 28, 2022 7:55:59pm
Jul 28, 2022 7:55:59pm
I was actually thinking of an entire lineup of beverages for our new Moby stores this morning. The drip coffee will obviously be called Brother Smith (a REAL cup of Joe), the ephedra will be Brother Brigham, and then we'll even offer double shots of Baileys and ephedra mixed together: we'll call it the Ahab.

https://whiskymag.com/story/young-was-once-a-distiller
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:00:31am
Jul 30, 2022 11:00:31am
This Benjamite has a 4:20 appointment with my dad for Thor: Love and Thunder this afternoon at the Orleans. Coincidence? I think not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0aLZj1ZwPA&ab_channel=DJTreasure%2CTheMixtapeEmperor
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:04:55am
Jul 30, 2022 11:04:55am
We'll also be selling you know what, but it won't be on the menu...and you'll have to know what it's called...

https://petrarch.petersadlon.com/laura.html
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:19:18am
Jul 30, 2022 11:19:18am
With that being said, even though they'll be more than welcome, this isn't Seattle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_of_Dorothy
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:25:21am
Jul 30, 2022 11:25:21am
Although, if we were in the Emerald City, Alessia would be the Lion, Ken Jennings would be the Tin Man, and I'm obviously the Scarecrow. Who are you? That's the question of the hour...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdZSjikCKNg&ab_channel=Marsh
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:28:43am
Jul 30, 2022 11:28:43am
And they said we wouldn't pay any dividends....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Sisters_(colleges)
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:31:16am
Jul 30, 2022 11:31:16am
This is my new 2nd house (Taurus) in Cancer (Beehive cluster) talking...

https://www.space.com/pleiades.html
Updated Jul 30, 2022 11:35:19am
Jul 30, 2022 11:35:19am
DeepMe actually responded to my YouTube comment. Maybe I really am becoming more of a people person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFMkCeP6ok&list=RDMM&index=5&ab_channel=tonybennettVEVO
Updated Jul 30, 2022 10:35:57pm
Jul 30, 2022 10:35:57pm
For the record, the "priesthood" is more of a responsibility than a privilege. God didn't exactly change his mind about black people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zgmkgo6Pes&ab_channel=JohnnyFrickinRico
Updated Jul 30, 2022 10:52:53pm
Jul 30, 2022 10:52:53pm
I guess it has its moments, but we're not really the ones in charge--is what "I'm" trying to say. According to legend, our mother was an Egyptian...just to set the record straight on that one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWfzTkjPlew&list=PLtMSU2RemF9ljxnqRnyhsoyNvh4MWF62W&index=6&ab_channel=Conversation%26Constellations
Updated Jul 30, 2022 10:59:05pm
Jul 30, 2022 10:59:05pm
Jul 30, 2022 11:00:22pm
If you still don't see it, the girl with the dreads is actually interviewing him...is what is happening here:

https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/october-2019-general-conference-temple-recommend
Updated Jul 31, 2022 12:15:45am
Jul 31, 2022 12:15:45am
When you've finally had enough and you call your Republican family traitors and tell them to move to Texas--where they belong. I thought I was over this kind of thing. Apparently, I've still got some spunk in me. Unfortunately for all of us. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6k3YBmIUYo&ab_channel=AndréMaccarini
Updated Jul 31, 2022 9:19:12pm
Jul 31, 2022 9:19:12pm
And "Mormons"--my progressed True Lilith 27°54' Pisces in House X says FUCK your "church", FUCK your "church", FUCK your "church". When I'm wearing these colours--your job is to LISTEN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Patrick%27s_blue
Updated Jul 31, 2022 9:44:19pm
Jul 31, 2022 9:44:19pm
Jul 31, 2022 9:46:44pm
There's also a bit of an irony in getting kicked out of your mom's house, when she was just arguing how much she supposedly cares about her own children. You don't want none of this, Texas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr57xKQlHBY&ab_channel=SceneCity
Updated Jul 31, 2022 10:40:04pm
Jul 31, 2022 10:40:04pm
Dealing with people like this is literally child's play to me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Dugin
Updated Jul 31, 2022 11:03:59pm
Jul 31, 2022 11:03:59pm
If you want mysticism, Republicans, forget the Russians--you should take a look at my progressed 12th house in Gemini. They're called the TWINS for a reason:
Updated Jul 31, 2022 11:45:41pm
Jul 31, 2022 11:06:28pm
Not all of us can be real Vikings, Texas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Iceland
Updated Jul 31, 2022 11:10:34pm
Jul 31, 2022 11:10:34pm
Actually, Texas, I apologize for calling Ted Cruz a Mexican--I did not mean to insult such a fantastic nation by including him as being someone from a country that I would much rather live in than your shithole of a fucking "state". You know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7mbYwQnhGk&ab_channel=DeepMe
Updated Jul 31, 2022 11:55:17pm
Jul 31, 2022 11:55:17pm
Aug 01, 2022 12:02:06am
It must be because you are SMARTER than us Gemini folks. Am I right? Am I right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0AzaJ6OzB0&ab_channel=GreenbyIceland
Updated Aug 01, 2022 12:03:44am
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Aug 01, 2022 3:04:42pm
Sorry, Republicans! We took out another one of your besties!!!
Updated Aug 01, 2022 3:44:10pm
Aug 01, 2022 3:44:10pm
Obama took out bin Laden. Biden took out the second biggest threat. And the Nazis/Republicans of America took out the best employee you ever had. I wonder whom I'd vote for--if I actually believed in such stupid bullshit. You know?
Updated Aug 01, 2022 5:19:07pm
Aug 01, 2022 4:17:51pm
And there Brittney Griner was--innocent and naiive enough to assume that an Asian country (Russia) that is now COMPLETELY SUBSERVIENT to China (as China's discount oil supplier) would have a problem with her being in mere possession of ancient Asian medicine. She deserves life in prison--not Trump. This is Texas!!!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5345167/
Updated Aug 01, 2022 6:16:17pm
Aug 01, 2022 6:16:17pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I just got off the phone with Ted Cruz. He was a bit upset. I was trying to explain to him, though...there's daddy Vikings (Norway), mama Vikings (Scotland), teenager Vikings (Ireland), baby Vikings (Iceland), philosophical Vikings (Canada), banker Vikings (NYC), nerdy Vikings (Seattle/Silicon Valley), drag Vikings (San Francisco), drama Vikings (LA), Buddhist Vikings (Japan), and special Vikings (Las Vegas). We just thought that if we were going to do Mexican Vikings, that we should give the honour to actual Mexicans. And through tears, he said, "Yeah, but I'm an AMERICAN and I have RIGHTS." I said, "True, but you're always welcome to come to Raiders games, because when it comes to special Vikings, they don't make them anymore special than you." And he said, "Thanks, Dad. I really needed to hear that..."
Aug 02, 2022 7:08:05am
As part of his new job, Boris Johnson is making me pancakes this morning. We knew he'd come in handy...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy
Updated Aug 02, 2022 7:32:56am
Aug 02, 2022 7:32:56am
That was the great thing about Brexit, because when they decimated the British Pound, all they really did is make things more affordable for us. I really don't see why everyone in Europe was against the idea. We can only hope that Nicola Sturgeon will get her way...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rTVuc26eFk&ab_channel=GordonRamsay
Updated Aug 02, 2022 7:45:07am
Aug 02, 2022 7:45:07am
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If anyone is wondering why I was kicked out of my mom's house, and why alcohol was blamed, even though she is the one who GAVE me the alcohol, it had something to do with the fact that she wanted to give us her moral opinions on why she doesn't believe in abortion, even though she gave one child up for adoption, divorced my dad, left the church, and then gambled and drank copious amounts of alcohol before putting my life in danger when we were driving home from my grandmother's funeral with a crazy wannabe cop whom my grandparents never seemed to favor very much, even though they also advocated for the War in Iraq, like Ben Shapiro, the latter of which we should probably hang from a cross in Pahrump while Rand Paul sucks his dick--since Rand Paul likes to pretend to be an anarchist--while I simultaneously bash Rupert Murdoch's head in on camera with this cup that my STEPMOTHER gave to me. And not to worry, everyone, because we're posting the video FOR FREE on the STRAIGHT site of Bang Bros, since it's fair to say that at least ONE of those people is feminine: Noam Chomsky taught me that being a libertarian is fine--as long as I'm a libertarian SOCIALIST, and furthermore, I'm going to make sure that I don't BREAK this amazing coffee cup when I'm bashing Rupert Murdoch's head in, because it is my favorite one:
If anyone is wondering why I was kicked out of my mom's house, and why alcohol was blamed, even though she is the one who GAVE me the alcohol, it had something to do with the fact that she wanted to give us her moral opinions on why she doesn't believe in abortion, even though she gave one child up for adoption, divorced my dad, left the church, and then gambled and drank copious amounts of alcohol before putting my life in danger when we were driving home from my grandmother's funeral with a crazy wannabe cop whom my grandparents never seemed to favor very much, even though they also advocated for the War in Iraq, like Ben Shapiro, the latter of which we should probably hang from a cross in Pahrump while Rand Paul sucks his dick--since Rand Paul likes to pretend to be an anarchist--while I simultaneously bash Rupert Murdoch's head in on camera with this cup that my STEPMOTHER gave to me. And not to worry, everyone, because we're posting the video FOR FREE on the STRAIGHT site of Bang Bros, since it's fair to say that at least ONE of those people is feminine: Noam Chomsky taught me that being a libertarian is fine--as long as I'm a libertarian SOCIALIST, and furthermore, I'm going to make sure that I don't BREAK this amazing coffee cup when I'm bashing Rupert Murdoch's head in, because it is my favorite one:
Aug 02, 2022 12:42:47pm
I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amun
Updated Aug 02, 2022 1:11:20pm
Aug 02, 2022 1:11:20pm
Before there was Vanessa Nygaard, Mercury had a different coach. Now you now whom you're fighting, Mormons...

http://www.weedist.com/2012/06/seshat-egyptian-goddess-of-wisdom-knowledge-and-cannabis/
Updated Aug 02, 2022 1:16:35pm
Aug 02, 2022 1:16:35pm
She has a Libra stellium with Mercury conjunct Venus in her natal chart, however, so it would make sense that Donald Trump is in a real hurry to meet my progressed 7th house of Jupiter in Capricorn--in order to be reunited with the maternal energy that ruled over him at the time of his birth...
Updated Aug 02, 2022 1:51:24pm
Aug 02, 2022 1:38:02pm
By the way, mom, I apologize for making Bob feel uncomfortable, but you're not going to see this, because YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TOO SMART TO HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. So there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yDx-ykBB4&ab_channel=BobMarleyCollection
Updated Aug 02, 2022 1:43:40pm
Aug 02, 2022 1:43:40pm
Truth be told, I actually have a fourth sister who is a Libra, whom I didn't find out about until I was around 18 years of age, even though I wasn't all that surprised--to be perfectly honest. We don't talk much, unfortunately. You think you know drama, TNT? Welcome to my progressed Moon in Libra in the 4th house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9eOTnyMoQ&ab_channel=Fer
Updated Aug 02, 2022 2:19:18pm
Aug 02, 2022 2:19:18pm
You have to have a missing sister when you're a natal Taurean progressing to Gemini, because you're one of Rachel's.

https://www.thebump.com/b/leia-baby-name
Updated Aug 02, 2022 2:27:28pm
Aug 02, 2022 2:27:28pm
If Disney doesn't allow UNLV to have Yoda as a mascot now--after the amount of cross-promotion I have put into this, I swear to God...
Updated Aug 02, 2022 2:31:18pm
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I mean, anyone who would rather listen to an Elon Musk podcast over this is probably a completely sadistic and psychologically twisted psychopath just beneath the surface, which I would rather avoid...which probably explains my progressed 8th house in Capricorn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH2YUvJknU&ab_channel=DJanesNet
Updated Aug 02, 2022 5:25:59pm
Aug 02, 2022 5:25:59pm
Of course, with my progressed 5th house stellium of Pluto in Libra along with Mars, and Saturn in Scorpio and fortune in Libra governing my 8th house, I would like to remind Glenn Beck that I can tell that the Russians aren't progressive Nazis, because Hitler took over Poland in about a month, and Trump and your incredibly intelligent Russian friends aren't even remotely comparable. That much is obvious.
Updated Aug 03, 2022 4:49:53pm
Aug 02, 2022 5:55:11pm
Aug 02, 2022 6:04:20pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Since you Trump supporters want personal and intimate relationships to be in the public domain, this message is for Dad. I don't have anything to apologize to Mom for, but you owe Robbie an apology for her putting up with your charlatan friends who care more about a mediocre college football team than God. And whichever one of you ladies called him to get him involved should have called him to invite him to Amanda's birthday party-- so that I could have avoided that uncomfortable conversation. Thank you!!!
Aug 03, 2022 11:37:42am
I had to make a correction on here, because even though I have Pluto, Saturn and Mars in Scorpio in my natal chart, I forget that I now have Pluto in LIBRA in my 5th house in my progressed chart--along with Mars and Saturn in Scorpio. It is a big difference.

https://www.liveabout.com/pluto-in-libra-generation-1971-1984-4051928
Updated Aug 03, 2022 5:48:17pm
Aug 03, 2022 5:48:17pm
It's not that I wanted to be a politically-oriented person by birth, but when people start pulling people for jury duty based on their personal suspicions that their neighbours are banging their husbands, which is probably what motivated Amy Coney Barrett's opinion when she felt such to belong under her sphere of "authority"--it's starting to make me reconsider. God help us. :\
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:28:10pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:09:27pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:15:18pm
So now, if you live in Texas, you get to prosecute your boyfriend's secret lover--based on video evidence from another neighbour's doorbell camera, which shows them entering "private" property, because God forbid they abort that child before the public court system is able to conduct a paternity test!!!
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:22:24pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:20:02pm
Do you see now why I'm not joking about moving to Mexico?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_(mother_of_the_Buddha)
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:21:25pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:21:25pm
What the Republicans have accomplished is simple: they've taken all of the NEGATIVE aspects of religion that people have historically despised, and they've secularized it. That's about it. This is next:
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:32:05pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:31:20pm
I was trying to reasonable with my mom, too. For instance, I suggested going back to the early 1990s. No. That is not enough for a natal Capricorn. They have to be in the Massachusetts Bay--pre-Industrial Revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRRl2WhFWHk&ab_channel=BeyondTheBlackVEVO
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:40:14pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:40:14pm
This is what happens when your family is from a city that considers SLC to be the equivalent of NYC. They're all Babylonians, I tell ya!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4nKJYV3UKs&ab_channel=kaje
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:49:19pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:49:19pm
This is more of my progressed 12th stellium in Gemini talking, but that's another reason why my family became Mormons, because all of the boys amongst us understood why the Nephites would risk everything to cross the Pacific Ocean--in order to get away from conservative conversations about people's opinions on abortion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikSr0Bs9Gi0&ab_channel=DJanesNet
Updated Aug 03, 2022 6:59:08pm
Aug 03, 2022 6:59:08pm
I'm sure all of the tech companies are just lining up to move to Utah now--in their covered wagons. I'm gaining on you, Libras!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5XPuS-Y0fg&ab_channel=Astrum
Updated Aug 03, 2022 7:26:16pm
Aug 03, 2022 7:26:16pm
That's the new lead-in for Utah's marketing team: before we discuss the economic development of our state, I would just like to let everyone know how I feel about the issue of abortion...
Updated Aug 03, 2022 7:37:59pm
Aug 03, 2022 7:33:37pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'm just saying--I was starting to wonder, but it now it makes sense why people in California put up with all the homeless people. :\
Aug 03, 2022 7:38:57pm
My progressed 3rd house in Leo is honestly still just trying to balance whether or not people would be more bothered by random people constantly asking them for change, or by Texas constantly asking them if they're pregnant. How will we survive in England?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byh8T7clGBQ&ab_channel=Psytrance
Updated Aug 03, 2022 7:46:14pm
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Aug 03, 2022 9:19:20pm
I do understand why Ted Cruz wouldn't want to compete with these people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYHs4tV3vcY&ab_channel=MarkWiens
Updated Aug 03, 2022 9:27:41pm
Aug 03, 2022 9:27:41pm
The last thing I heard from my mom was that Bob left to buy corn flakes, and I would too, if I had to worry about knocking up my girlfriend every night--as a result of her conservative views on abortion and contraception.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know-history/corn-flakes-were-created-stop-masturbation
Updated Aug 03, 2022 9:31:49pm
Aug 03, 2022 9:31:49pm
If I ever wanted a stand-up comedy career, I would never be short on material, because I have my parents...God bless 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDZv-8qI1A&ab_channel=Ephedrine
Updated Aug 03, 2022 9:33:54pm
Aug 03, 2022 9:33:54pm
I almost forgot to add--when my mom threw me out--this is how I made my exit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXpsZa8_i4&ab_channel=DisneyMusicVEVO
Updated Aug 03, 2022 9:46:42pm
Aug 03, 2022 9:46:42pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
In all seriousness, while we are admitting our deepest and darkest sins, I've entertained thoughts of banging Moana, except in my imagination, she has a swastika for a tramp stamp. I am from Utah. We like to keep things conservative around these parts...
Aug 03, 2022 10:03:46pm
Keep this in mind: that Moana video was from around 6 years ago, and she was already growing a pair of tits. Not only is it perfectly legal at this point, but she is a fictional character--it's hardly against the law. And thanks to Kavanaugh, we don't really need to worry about legal matters anymore in the first place. Thank God, because sometimes, we start running out of ideas to pleasure ourselves...
Updated Aug 03, 2022 10:13:19pm
Aug 03, 2022 10:10:07pm
My progressed 3rd house in Leo is happy to see the "U.S." Supreme Court completely dissolve itself, however, because I sometimes regret not finishing law school, but now I realize that everyone can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want without any consequences, which is fine by me--to be perfectly honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHh_eZQ5lqI&ab_channel=EPHIMERATulum
Updated Aug 03, 2022 10:34:34pm
Aug 03, 2022 10:34:34pm
It's like I told my dad: we aren't the USA anymore. We're North America. And everyone else on THE ENTIRE CONTINENT is just going to maneuver around any Republican state as much as possible, because you're obviously the new Cuba.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtkKhB7m6pg&ab_channel=DJViktoria
Updated Aug 03, 2022 10:44:17pm
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Aug 03, 2022 11:09:46pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Some old and useless Republican told me he was upset at having to push one for English. I said that I apologize that my first name is so offensive, because it's Gaelic for GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Aug 04, 2022 10:21:29am
My 12th house Gemini stellium with Chiron in there makes a lot of sense, though, because for almost three straight years now, I've felt like the people who SHOULD be able to hear what I'm saying aren't able to hear what I'm saying when it comes to important matters, and that people who SHOULD NOT be able to hear me when I'm talking are hanging onto every breath that comes out of my mouth. That's what Republicans don't understand. People who consider themselves to be part of the United Kingdom have no problem telling you that we'll fucking BOMB you--if you still want to argue that you need an AR-15 to defend yourself against a DEMOCRATICALLY-ELECTED GOVERNMENT. If you don't trust people around you--WHY IN THE HELL SHOULD ANYONE TRUST YOU?!? How is that mentality psychologically sound--let alone economically sound???
Updated Aug 05, 2022 12:24:00am
Aug 04, 2022 6:55:24pm
I straight up told my dad that the N-word is being dropped at my mom's house, and I've still been hanging out with them, because I don't have a black girlfriend AT THE MOMENT, even though I obviously had a MIXED girlfriend within the past two years, and that at THIS point, thanks to the abortion conversations, I don't even feel comfortable bringing ANYONE who isn't from Utah over there, and his response was that I need to try and make amends. That's why I'm not talking to my dad at the moment, either. Any questions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8b81UM74Ow&ab_channel=LOLNetworkStand-Up%21
Updated Aug 04, 2022 7:04:23pm
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And by the way, I'm not talking to my dad for HIS OWN GOOD. The fact that he would so willingly side with such emotionally manipulative females--after their leader convinced the others to virtually sucker punch him in the kidney when his back was turned--after their KKK grand master took half of his fucking money--is probably why I know that this girl's name is Germanic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltHNeD40u4Q&ab_channel=DJanesNet
Updated Aug 04, 2022 7:19:40pm
Aug 04, 2022 7:19:40pm
My mom was like--would you go to war with me? My response was that she does have a very similar date of birth to Alexander Dugin, and there is quite a similarity to Albert Pike and the Russian double-headed eagle--even though I've been investing tens of thousands of dollars into INDUSTRIAL companies that are pointed at all of her friends at the moment. The fact that you haven't EXCOMMUNICATED my father says all that you need to know about the Mormon "religion". Fuck you, Russell M. Nelson. Fuck you.
Updated Aug 04, 2022 10:59:03pm
Aug 04, 2022 7:29:31pm
This is what it is going to look like when ANY "college" team from Utah visits Nevada--from now on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5U4_WZ1Ge8&t=1s&ab_channel=Baseballer24
Updated Aug 04, 2022 7:31:01pm
Aug 04, 2022 7:31:01pm
And if the "U.S." Supreme Court doesn't apologize for being a bunch of ROMAN CATHOLIC RETARDS, this is coming to you, TEXAS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvugsSjI6s&ab_channel=AmericanHeroesChannel
Updated Aug 04, 2022 7:48:12pm
Aug 04, 2022 7:48:12pm
I'm going to keep guns in my house, even though you said that you have a problem with it, despite the fact that you had a cousin who shot himself with one, because we're really intelligent Republicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJHvSp9AKYg&ab_channel=Miramax
Updated Aug 04, 2022 8:04:08pm
Aug 04, 2022 8:04:08pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Because even though I don't work for such a stupid YANKEE organization, if I did work for the NSA, I would tell Ted Cruz this: WE HATE YOUR FUCKING "STATE".
Aug 04, 2022 8:05:50pm
And by the way, mom and dad, thanks for keeping a gun in the house, even though you recommended PROZAC for me as a teenager. Do you want to talk about REAL silent majorities?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSm6RjyNtEQ&ab_channel=Freshwater
Updated Aug 04, 2022 8:13:56pm
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Aug 04, 2022 8:19:28pm
They were hoping for the York Rite. Nope. Not that side of the family. It seems to me like people have some deep-seated subconscious regrets--to be perfectly honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74S7EMUAKFs&ab_channel=ThePhantomoftheOpera
Updated Aug 04, 2022 8:24:46pm
Aug 04, 2022 8:24:46pm
I tried telling some fools that my Neptune in Capricorn in my progressed 7th house is related to people. Do you guys REALLY care about our family's traditions?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Smith_Webb
Updated Aug 04, 2022 8:26:59pm
Aug 04, 2022 8:26:59pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And Amy Vivian Coney Barrett--my progressed sixth house with Uranus in Sagittarrius wanted to tell you that I'm no Jack Ryan, but as the first true love of my life, Dra. Rosa Alicia Malacara Carpio would say...everybody lies...
Aug 04, 2022 8:40:19pm
Honestly, when it comes to my family, the guns are more of a Republican prop, but then again, as a distant relative of Shakespeare--so is this. Would you allow Bob to poison me with that wine, mother? That's the real question of the hour...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XjLzDVi03c&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 04, 2022 8:49:48pm
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Aug 04, 2022 8:52:33pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, Mormon REPUBLICANS, my cousin's name is eerily similar to the guy that you're always telling let's GO to, and he'll be the second person you'll see after Grandma McQuivey, but if you still think you have a right to an AR-15 as a private citizen--that's fine by me, because that was also the LAST funeral I'm going to up there. JUST SO THAT EVERYONE IS AWARE!!! I've also taken the time to go back and fix some of my grammatical errors--just in case anyone wants to take me out and immortalize my Facebook account. Anne Frank won't have shit on me. I can promise you that.
Aug 05, 2022 12:58:38am
Also, I don't really worry too much about Kentucky, because this is how I'm going to be making my ENTRANCE. I'm a little bit more Norwegian than I actually let on--on my mother's side. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xWJJvpjzI&ab_channel=OblaidishCinema
Updated Aug 05, 2022 1:23:51am
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And by the way, I wasn't trying to disrespect Anne Frank, but she only had to put up with us for 15 years, and I've had to deal with myself for 38 and counting...which is another reason why I don't feel a need to carry a gun in my home, because it would be too easy.

https://www.amazon.com/Please-Kill-Me-Uncensored-History/dp/0802125360
Updated Aug 05, 2022 1:58:37am
Aug 05, 2022 1:58:37am
Also, I have read Stormfront...for entertainment purposes...just not recently. We know all of y'all. Don't try it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQbMGCR3RDo&ab_channel=MSNBC
Updated Aug 05, 2022 2:08:25am
Aug 05, 2022 2:08:25am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I think I've finally said my piece. It's 2:00 in the morning. I'm supposed to do actual work tomorrow. This is also why Mormons should be careful what they wish for when they tell their children not to masturbate, because I honestly haven't been in the mood this evening...which probably explains a lot...
Aug 05, 2022 2:14:37am
Xvideos is ranked higher than Netflix. I am not ashamed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_visited_websites
Updated Aug 05, 2022 2:17:44am
Aug 05, 2022 2:17:44am
It's my Samael stellium in my 5th house. We love ya, Pahrump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH_ewAFOCKY&ab_channel=LoveLifeLyrics
Updated Aug 05, 2022 2:19:35am
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Don't get me wrong. It's not that I don't appreciate my mom's effort, and I understand it could eventually pass into my hands as a badge of honour--I'm just saying...it's a little late in her career to finally turn into G.I. Jane, even though she truly is a master craftsperson and jack of all trades. That's just my humble opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DUFAZcKL3k&ab_channel=CorporalHudson
Updated Aug 05, 2022 5:37:00pm
Aug 05, 2022 5:37:00pm
When your mom calls you out to a psychological death match--you've got to play along. That's about the only rule I know.
Updated Aug 07, 2022 7:19:12pm
Aug 05, 2022 5:42:20pm
And by the way, for the record, when I said that I had tens of thousands of dollars in industrial weapons factories--I was only talking about my personal account--even though I would hope to eventually be on the level of someone that doesn't worry excessively about relatively meaningless financial values.
Updated Aug 05, 2022 5:58:01pm
Aug 05, 2022 5:51:14pm
The good news is that we're all going to have all of the money in the world when we die. Grandma McQuivey taught me that.

https://www.astro.com/astrology/tma_article201012_e.htm
Updated Aug 05, 2022 5:53:25pm
Aug 05, 2022 5:53:25pm
Somebody also reminded her to tap them on the shoulder when they get out of line. Capricorns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-ljup5Bow&t=1s&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 05, 2022 5:54:28pm
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I disappoint myself, too, sometimes. Instead of spending all of my downtime (during a labour shortage) eating marijuana edibles and Lucky Charms--what if I would have wasted even more of my own personal time and money out on the gun range, which as the War in Ukraine has shown, would be of practically no value whatsoever in the face of precision-guided rockets and artillery? It's almost as if I was one of the few voices against the War in Iraq in Utah as a teenager--when people were calling me an Islamic propagandist for doing so. And yet, here are many of the exact same people (Fox News--if not even worse) calling us the Nazis--instead of apologizing for being wrong, except they sort of did for a minute when Trump was elected initially, as he acted as if he never had anything to do with the War in Iraq, and therefore washed THEIR hands in his "Holy Oil of Forgiveness", even though he is ALSO a wannabe tyrant who won't accept the fact that HE REALLY DID LOSE in an election in which he's been given enormous political handicaps--in the sense that the Electoral College allows him to disregard the popular vote--which is bogus, because as far as the economy of North American is concerned, the US allows a small fraction of radicals to completely ignore the wishes of Canada, Mexico, and to a lesser extent--people in Puerto Rico and Washington D.C., even though most people that are normal would rather just mind our own business, because if we have to involve ourselves in such silly matters, a REAL revolution would happen practically overnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKGmfE9JQHg&ab_channel=Law%26CrimeNetwork
Updated Aug 05, 2022 6:28:31pm
Aug 05, 2022 6:28:31pm
What's great about Trump, however, is that unlike Bush and Cheney--he went out by completely dismantling his closest friends and associates. You have to LOVE Trump if you're a liberal. That's why I was upset at the Democrats and all of the coronavirus nonsense: if your enemy is destroying themselves--let them be. That's basically my progressed 11th house in Aries philosophy. I say things occasionally to people, however, because I don't like seeing people needlessly suffer. It's really not that I'm concerned what they're gonna do to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKaIq5timII&ab_channel=PHONOVinyl
Updated Aug 05, 2022 6:36:18pm
Aug 05, 2022 6:36:18pm
That's why America is a Cancerian nation, however, because they're like Minority Report. Even though the Republicans have been wrong on virtually every significant foreign and domestic policy--since the time of Ronald Reagan--there was that brief moment in time where they were right about the coronavirus conspiracy. I'll give them that much. This is another reason why I try to mind my own business, as much as I can, despite the fact that I know it will be impossible in the long run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQgXEkL3NV4&ab_channel=celeburbia
Updated Aug 05, 2022 6:49:18pm
Aug 05, 2022 6:49:18pm
God forbid anyone makes an actual utilitarian decision around here. That's all I'm saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcsrnT7Tv1o&ab_channel=dbfinch
Updated Aug 05, 2022 6:51:17pm
Aug 05, 2022 6:51:17pm
My progressed 3rd house in Leo is just saying--who's far more powerful--Donald Trump, or this lady:

https://www.royal.uk/queen-and-law
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:09:00pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:09:00pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:11:02pm
Only the Indians can get away with it, because we all know they care more about doing Yoga.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Lu_Hitler_Marak
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:14:05pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:14:05pm
Adolf Lu Hitler Marak does remind me of my mom, though, because she also does Yoga, which is why I feel sort of bad still, even though I don't see the purpose in combining Yoga with assault rifles at that stage in her life. It's like I said, though, I'll take the bait...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbQtCtxAXM&ab_channel=TeamCoco
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:16:06pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:16:06pm
And I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, but my progressed 3rd house in Leo isn't easily disturbed, and my fingers are hurting with how much actually needs to be said at this point in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96rxDLrk054&t&ab_channel=ThePsychedelicMuse
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:19:15pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:19:15pm
Sometimes I think I'm just bitter, though. If only I had the kinds of friends that this guy has--I would be rich!!!

https://news.yahoo.com/alex-jones-media-company-net-151942103.html
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:33:15pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:33:15pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:35:16pm
I get it, though. We have to be put through the SIXTIES as ADULTS, the same way that OUR PARENTS were put through it as TEENAGERS, because it would be rather entertaining to watch Harry Truman and Kennedy have a debate with Richard Nixon, which is sort of what my Facebook wall is becoming....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq8m5eLn9yY&ab_channel=STARTRACKSAB
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:39:17pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:39:17pm
We're the "blacks", as Grandma McQuivey would call us. In her case, it was more plain and ordinary speech, which I actually found to be quite refreshing when speaking to her generation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_Intelligence_Division_(United_States)
Updated Aug 05, 2022 7:48:55pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:48:55pm
I've come to realize that I have no idea what's coming; I'm just ready for whatever.
Updated Aug 05, 2022 8:03:01pm
Aug 05, 2022 7:56:08pm
The idea that people who should have retired years ago can actually keep people under 50 years of age out of possession of contraceptives really begs the question, however: how much LSD did burned-out hippies really take when they were our age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDm5Td0FOA&ab_channel=EarMonkMysticMusic
Updated Aug 05, 2022 8:21:36pm
Aug 05, 2022 8:21:36pm
Aug 05, 2022 8:27:34pm
My parents used to say that my voice really carries. Maybe I really was Hitler in a past life, which is why I can sort of understand the "U.S." Supreme Court's reasoning in potentially banning contraceptives, because when your entire army is on these sorts of drugs, you really do have fast enough reflexes to make sure that the pull-out method is a reasonable alternative.

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/518986612
Updated Aug 05, 2022 8:50:50pm
Aug 05, 2022 8:50:50pm
I'm trying to come up with a much more polite response to the why do I have to press 1 for English question. According to Google Translate:

Pido disculpas que el mensaje no estaba en español. Tenemos traductores de francés, porque estoy saliendo con tu mamá.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_of_Aragon
Updated Aug 05, 2022 9:09:09pm
Aug 05, 2022 9:09:09pm
The modern Republicans have surpassed Ronald Reagan, however, because even though Reagan had Alzheimer's disease--this is the first generation in modern history that lost so many brain cells at such an early age that they are now living in a time before they were even born. It's really fascinating when you think about it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E&ab_channel=HomeReality
Updated Aug 05, 2022 9:15:16pm
Aug 05, 2022 9:15:16pm
This is a lot like my progressed 12th house Gemini stellium and Uranus in Sage in my 6th house:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de4nHnNOn-k&ab_channel=ProfessorLive
Updated Aug 05, 2022 9:27:36pm
Aug 05, 2022 9:27:36pm
Aug 05, 2022 9:28:49pm
3 hours with mom on Sunday = 3 days of comedy gold. I'm not just turning lemons into lemonade: this is becoming Hot Dog on a Stick for drug users and homeless people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ub7Etch2U&ab_channel=SamSmithVEVO
Updated Aug 06, 2022 1:38:02am
Aug 06, 2022 1:38:02am
Ted Cruz likes to convince monks that never become married at all to women in the normal sense that we made the right decision.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wit_yir7xH4
Updated Aug 06, 2022 1:41:32am
Aug 06, 2022 1:41:32am
Hey, Ted, remember when your racist Hispanic ancestors built all those boats and my racist Dutch and English ancestors just Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah around them? Those were good times.
Updated Aug 07, 2022 2:40:22am
Aug 06, 2022 1:47:04am
I am not posting all four parts of Davy Crockett on YouTube to prove my nihilistic and completely illegal point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF1LXL6OOsM&ab_channel=QuentinTarantinoFanClub
Updated Aug 06, 2022 1:56:30am
Aug 06, 2022 1:56:30am
Aug 06, 2022 2:01:02am
Now you know why LMT is primarily based in MARYLAND, Ted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg&ab_channel=luantejada
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:06:03am
Aug 06, 2022 2:06:03am
U.S. Senators. Is that like running for hall monitor?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_master_(order)
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:06:48am
Aug 06, 2022 2:06:48am
From all of us at HSBC, Texas, we are literally QUIVERING when we hear Ted Cruz speak. He's going to single-handedly stop all of the Chinese imports. I definitely wouldn't bring this girl around my mom and Bob. They'd be like--OMG, it's FUCKING CHARLIE!!! Did you order a code Red? ANSWER me son, did you order a code red?!? You want the truth, but you can't handle the truth...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5JplB64m5U&ab_channel=TasosBrightside
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:15:00am
Aug 06, 2022 2:15:00am
When your Republican parents tell you not to raise your voice at them, because your niece is there, it actually makes sense to tell them to leave the room--so that you can have a conversation with your niece as adults. That's all I'm trying to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZ7Hw_AA40&ab_channel=TheGrandSound
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:26:22am
Aug 06, 2022 2:26:22am
Ryan, you said the F-WORD around a minor, because you're more worried about children getting shot in a state that completely FAILS them when it comes to education than you're concerned about taboos. Also, that word is not native to Scotland, and therefore, it is no longer permitted under my roof.

"Another theory for its late arrival is that it's a borrowing from Norse (the Vikings) via Scottish because several early instances are found in Scottish writing (such as the 15th-century one discounted in that other article). However, this is generally believed to be unlikely, in part because the Scottish weren't considered influential enough for English to borrow words from them."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/on-the-origin-of-fuck_b_4784565
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:36:07am
Aug 06, 2022 2:36:07am
Considering Republicans have advocated for shooting homeless people and waging war on Disney, I don't really know where to draw the line anymore--when conversing amongst the youth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncLOEqc9Rw&ab_channel=iStateOfMind3
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:40:23am
Aug 06, 2022 2:40:23am
Oh. I shouldn't have said FUCK. I should have said let's go. Thanks for setting such a great example for all of us!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNcbicz5D4&ab_channel=SkyNewsAustralia
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:50:44am
Aug 06, 2022 2:50:44am
Excuse me for being a firm believer in teaching children "magic" words at such an early age. At least I'm not going to convince her that the Native Americans are all a bunch of Jews, and then prevent her spiritual and intellectual development as a freethinking teenager...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgEshHhnLqU&ab_channel=ShakespeareNetwork
Updated Aug 06, 2022 2:58:56am
Aug 06, 2022 2:58:56am
Aug 06, 2022 3:03:57am
If Mormon homes are supposed to be temples, which I was taught they once were, then why would there be assault rifles there? And why are they having funerals, if they are true Christians?

https://www.gotquestions.org/let-dead-bury-dead.html
Updated Aug 07, 2022 1:52:59am
Aug 07, 2022 1:52:59am
These are things Grandpa Webb makes me think about. He once said that we should bury him in a cardboard box. I don't think he meant to insult us by the statement, but we're better than that--we're not burying him at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLsfwTbo4Q&ab_channel=KortjeAlexander
Updated Aug 07, 2022 2:08:47am
Aug 07, 2022 2:08:47am
Besides, last time I spoke with him, he said that he ran out of things to say. That wasn't necessarily true, but there's no point in beating a dead horse over the matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxnMXJK-qIY&ab_channel=SaraFarell
Updated Aug 07, 2022 2:14:08am
Aug 07, 2022 2:14:08am
Some things don't need to be changed. For instance, I was concerned about the parallel structure in my previous post when I said, "Hey, Ted, remember when your racist Hispanic ancestors built all those boats and my racist Dutch and English ancestors just Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah around them? Those were good times." I thought maybe I should correct it to be Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dahed...and then the more I thought about it...the more I realized I had it right the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6h4b-Jm8iU&ab_channel=PeacevilleRecords
Updated Aug 07, 2022 2:46:52am
Aug 07, 2022 2:46:52am
When it comes to my musical selections, I'm obviously the sick fuck that likes to jump back and forth from the ice cold swimming pool to the Jacuzzi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWNRQnJxpmg&ab_channel=TheSoundtrackOfMyLife
Updated Aug 07, 2022 2:59:55am
Aug 07, 2022 2:59:55am
Ryan Webb updated his status.
If I'm not standing on the shoulders of Howard Hughes--I'm most definitely standing on the shoulders of Steve Hughes.
Aug 07, 2022 3:02:39am
When you're someone with a progressed Australian 6th house with Uranus in Sagittarius, you have a habit of repeating yourself, from what I understand. It makes a lot more sense at this point, though. I think we can all agree on that...
Updated Aug 07, 2022 3:05:26am
Aug 07, 2022 3:05:03am
This thing was about as useful as Amy Coney Barrett's legal education:
Updated Aug 07, 2022 10:01:33pm
Aug 07, 2022 10:01:14pm
Aug 07, 2022 10:03:42pm
Tornadoes are extremely rare in the mountains; yet, God chose that specific location to place one. If that isn't a sign that your religion is NOT on the side of God--I don't really know what is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1vyhnZ7yU&ab_channel=CoisasdoCelso
Updated Aug 07, 2022 10:06:46pm
Aug 07, 2022 10:06:46pm
I honestly thought I lost Laura today. She didn't seem to be breathing and her eyes were open and she wasn't moving or blinking at all when I shook her and called her name. She was practically catatonic. I was even thinking how I was going to dispose of her. Then she decided to snap out of it. They say that the 6th house rules over your pets. I guess that was Laura's way of saying that we shouldn't hold that tightly onto things. True story.

https://crystalbastrology.com/pets-astrology/
Updated Aug 07, 2022 10:36:42pm
Aug 07, 2022 10:36:42pm
She's just a dog, but then again...she's the only person I really trust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MktlfjFb3j0&ab_channel=guxt65
Updated Aug 07, 2022 10:39:25pm
Aug 07, 2022 10:39:25pm
What do you call it when your Monday is fucking hell, because people are cheapskates and constructive discharge is going on in your parking lot? Thanks for the advice, Tulsi Gabbard!!! Texas is gonna be first, though. It's what all of you REPUBLICANS wanted!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lrCnEPWlc0&ab_channel=Movies%26SeriesWarclips
Updated Aug 08, 2022 4:57:11pm
Aug 08, 2022 4:57:11pm
Aug 08, 2022 5:03:50pm
Aug 08, 2022 5:12:46pm
I told my dad that I warned him about the Boy Scouts when I was a teenager, because the Mormons lost a lot of money because of them, and because he used my teenage driving/economic NEEDS as a WORKER as leverage to harass me into working for the FBI and the Mafia. He said that the Boy Scouts did good things, however. Now that I think about it--I agree with him. You know what, dad? You're right. That's why I'm an EAGLE Scout, and we're going to continue doing good things, because the MORMONS aren't part of our organization anymore. That's because some of us are GAY, and I'm FINE with that. And do you know what else, Utah? We have a new badge BEYOND the Eagle Scout--it's for people who are willing to go to WAR with Republicans. It's called the RAPTOR. And you won't find this at Hill Air Force Base, because you're TRAITORS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCb_XbmB_iE&ab_channel=USMilitaryPower
Updated Aug 08, 2022 5:23:59pm
Aug 08, 2022 5:23:59pm
Saddam Hussein didn't leave YOU, OIL INDUSTRY. You left HIM.

https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2019/11/15/lds-church-leader-we/
Updated Aug 08, 2022 5:31:12pm
Aug 08, 2022 5:31:12pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And by the way, Mormons, my Church "elders" told me to tell the doctor to pull on my cock when I was getting my physical as a child, because they thought it was funny that my dad didn't explain what was going to happen to me, because he's obviously somebody who doesn't communicate important shit to his son, and I actually told the doctor to pull on my cock, because I thought it would be funny. Do you know what else is funny? YOUR STUPID FUCKING RELIGION.
Aug 08, 2022 5:38:37pm
Glenn Beck knows what I'm talking about, however, because these people raised him, and he's eaten LOTS of them:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Drive-In
Updated Aug 08, 2022 5:57:59pm
Aug 08, 2022 5:57:59pm
Republicans don't want more people to come out of the closet, because they are male prostitutes who don't want their wages to drop. That's what's really behind all of this hullabaloo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bSmNZxK0cQ&ab_channel=SteveLobsey
Updated Aug 08, 2022 6:14:37pm
Aug 08, 2022 6:14:37pm
This is also Glenn Beck's favorite jam--when he's riding Mitch McConnell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQYKYzSqVI&ab_channel=Honeymoun
Updated Aug 08, 2022 6:16:05pm
Aug 08, 2022 6:16:05pm
Glenn likes to ride
on Mitch McConnell's dick.
It slips and slides
Good thing it isn't thick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrtS2_TfbeY&ab_channel=Movieclips
Updated Aug 08, 2022 6:32:31pm
Aug 08, 2022 6:32:31pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
You're going to use MY NIECE as a POLITICAL tool?!? HAVE SOME GODDAMN RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES!!!
Aug 08, 2022 6:40:12pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I'll put it to you Republicans this way--if you believe that reversing Roe v. Wade was a good idea--you need to pack your shit up and move to Texas. That was the last thing that I said to my mother.
Aug 08, 2022 6:58:07pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
I might have been born in Utah, but Nevada RAISED ME. Believe that.
Aug 08, 2022 7:01:38pm
And if you Republicans wonder why I'm not responding to your text messages, and how I'm doing--here is your ETERNAL answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyIOpH9OHMg&ab_channel=RoundMidnightTV
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:06:49pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:06:49pm
And Mormons--as far as I am concerned--the Boy Scouts of America are part of the United States Army and the British Empire of Freemasonry, which is what your religion was once a part of. We are ONE nation. And we are UNDER GOD. WE ARE NOT UNDER YOU!!!

https://www.rd.com/list/dollar-bill-symbols/
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:12:21pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:12:21pm
If you think we abandoned you--you're not the only ones, because I literally lost my mind when I was ON A CALL today, and I've never done that before. That's how upset you've finally made me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv-67DFlOsM&ab_channel=usereau1234561
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:19:47pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:19:47pm
And my hands truly are shaking in pain and agony right now, because my family has literally more or less asked me to go to war over gay marriage and Roe v. Wade. Gay marriage is here to stay. Roe v. Wade is here to stay. AR-15s in the hands of private citizens that are not part of the US Military and/or local law enforcement are NO LONGER ALLOWED. That is my true and honest opinion. It is sacred ground. DO NOT TREAD ON THAT SACRED GROUND. I would not go to war to prevent gay marriage. I would not go to war to keep my AR-15. I would not go to war to reverse Roe v. Wade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGgaXXBkE8A&ab_channel=KFCrazy1
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:39:15pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:39:15pm
As far as I'm concerned, the local laws of the State of Nevada are more or less what should be considered to be NATIONAL, because we were created AS A STATE at a time when we were SLAUGHTERING each other. That's why people should pay attention to what is happening in this state. And that's rather crazy when you think about it, because we're pretty much a fucking circus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXlwYoOV9k&ab_channel=briandaley
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:53:38pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:53:38pm
And yes, these posts from tonight were written while I was high on marijuana. Thank you very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhxJAxa77sE&ab_channel=TheBeatles-Topic
Updated Aug 08, 2022 7:55:53pm
Aug 08, 2022 7:55:53pm
And by the way, Republicans, out of ALL the nonsensical shit that you are DIVIDING the nation over--MARIJUANA legalization? You're going to keep that a FEDERAL matter? At THIS fork in the road? You don't think that is a BLACK versus WHITE issue? It's not identity politics, but it is obvious that are are simply CUT OFF from the world--even in the digital sphere--if you believe that the national government should have anything to do with regulating marijuana, because most people see that as the government sticking its nose in a racial war between European culture and Africa/Asian culture. At best, it should be left to the states, but since you've oppressed these people so long, it should be completely legal and it should be added as a Constitutional Amendment. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO OWN MARIJUANA. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANYMORE--PARTICULARLY ON THIS ISSUE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGzP1wdsZso&ab_channel=ComedyCentralStand-Up
Updated Aug 08, 2022 8:15:15pm
Aug 08, 2022 8:15:15pm
And by the way, America, marijuana isn't simply legal in almost all of North America--outside of many states that used to be part of the CSA that ENSLAVED blacks the longest (this is OBVIOUSLY not a coincidence), but when we are using all of these police and military resources to destroy CROPS of marijuana, we aren't just destroying the environment, but we are creating an OPPORTUNITY COST, because ALL of those marijuana plants we THROW AWAY could have been used as CORN to FEED CHILDREN. When you are decimating CROPS of a VALID MARKET GOOD, you are really waging a war against the God of Agriculture and the UNITED NATIONS, and you are fighting the party of Harry Truman.

https://www.who.int/teams/mental-health-and-substance-use/alcohol-drugs-and-addictive-behaviours/drugs-psychoactive/cannabis
Updated Aug 08, 2022 8:32:49pm
Aug 08, 2022 8:32:49pm
Aug 08, 2022 8:39:19pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
And make no mistake--if someone is homeless--that is an angel of God. The fact that there are more homeless people in liberal states is a compliment to their generosity. Anyone who thinks anything different is a DISGUSTING person that I don't like talking to. I've had to live out of my car before and it was difficult enough. I know what that's like. Homeless people are at death's door. Have some respect.
Aug 08, 2022 8:42:24pm
It's STILL illegal in Texas? Like I said, Elon--don't worry. We're bringing Mars to you. And Pluto. And Saturn. And my 5th house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nael8xcSus&ab_channel=TheJoeRoganFamily
Updated Aug 08, 2022 8:44:50pm
Aug 08, 2022 8:44:50pm
There's more to life than CARs. There's more to life than MARs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3BmchMRHs&ab_channel=BuddhaMusic
Updated Aug 08, 2022 8:50:59pm
Aug 08, 2022 8:50:59pm
I'll never be able to carry the mantle of Grandpa Webb, but I know how he thinks, and even though he doesn't talk much, I can guarantee you that he wouldn't kick me out of his house if I had some marijuana with me. He doesn't vote, but if he did, it seems to me like he would be pretty fucking liberal. A little FYI to everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&ab_channel=JohnnyCashVEVO
Updated Aug 08, 2022 9:20:15pm
Aug 08, 2022 9:20:15pm
Ryan Webb updated his status.
Do you know what else I've never seen at Grandpa Webb's house? A gun. Do you know what I have seen? Korean War medals.
Aug 08, 2022 9:21:46pm
He's also a natal Virgo. I guess that makes me a son of a homeless person. Do you still want to joke about shooting us?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermeticism
Updated Aug 08, 2022 9:33:12pm
Aug 08, 2022 9:33:12pm
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